It's a surfer dude with long hair, suck my balls
>>30413640
>Iron Kaguya
>A surfer dude
>>30413640
>Japanese name is literally Gunfire Kaguya
>>30413640
oh god, this one is retarded
how hard is it to catch the qt in a moon ball?
beldum hard?
>>30413694
Difficult (they get some 0.1 multiplier on regular pokeballs to reduce catchrates compared to Beast Balls), but not impossible.
>>30413672
>>30413660
>Pokemon only have one origin
Look how chill my bro Celesteela is when you give him his scooby snacks, he waves a salute as a total complete and utter acknowledgement that you're one of his bros and he'll kick it with you any time
>>30413640
It's a bamboo robot, you absolute fool
>>30413734
>"hurr durr celesteela isn't a princess get fucked"
>get proven wrong
>"B-B-B-BUT P-POKEMON HAS M-MORE THAN ONE ORIGIN! WEEEEEEEEEEEH"
This is how you know that someone got BTFO at the force of a thousand exploding suns.
>>30413734
It's a rocket ship kaguya. Sorry that you're triggered about the new cancer in ever format being a waifumon.
>>30413755
He's a bamboo robot bro dude, he's here to chill with everyone using his built in lighter
I want to get a beanie and put it on his head so he looks like he's down to skate
>>30413734
>>Pokemon only have one origin
No, it's pretty clear.
The bamboo rockets, the Japanese-esque dressings. The names all around the globe suggest feminity and reference the Japanese name in some fashion. Maybe Zwelious is a surfer dude or Ralts but not this.
>>30413734
In Japan it's literally called Tekkaguya, aka gunfire + Kaguya.
Also what kind of retard surfs with an haircut like that? Stop being such a muh slippery slope.
>>30413773
>>30413773
Friend I hear you, but look at Celesteela, that guy is down for some shit. Some pokemon are given a gendered basis but their main features come from something else.
Empoleon IS napoleon applied to an emperor penguin
Celesteela resembles a chill dude with Kaguya powers
Why do you fucking spergs always fall for the shittiest lowest effort bait every single time
>>30413819
Suck my balls. Plenty of guys do that. They're carefree and they have fun they don't worry about calculating their IVs when they surf
Think about it, this is the fucking Hawaii region, obviously pokemon will have cultural influences
I want to fuck that surfer dude.
>>30413640
Nice try pal, but it's too late. She's had waifu status for a while now.
>>30413888
Then where's Celesteela's surfboard, you collosal faggot?
>>30413888
We have a surfer.
Raichu. And UB's are not Alolan, why would they be culturally influenced by it? I mean I know you're thirsty for (you)s so have one but put a little more effort in.
>People think Alolan Dugtrio is a surfer dude with long hair
It's a kaguya princess, suck my balls
>>30416722
Thank you holy shit
>>30416722
You're an idiot
>>30416722
epic
>>30413660
Also,
>Bamboiselle
>Surfer Dude