>tfw she will never be real WHY EVEN LIVE!? ;_;

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>>30411284
>liking psycho mother
>shes in a coma from fusing with a pokemon from the land of deoxys.
creep

>>30411327
I thought Deoxys was just from space, not another dimension.

Good. Slutty anorexic old cunt can die for all I care.

>>30411284
Think about it this way, Anon. If she were real, you would never be able to even get near her, so there's really no difference.

>>30411284
Dude she's never gonna want you if you're not a jellyfish.

>>30411406
I'd let her sexually dominate me. I don't care if she doesn't accept my love.

>>30411408
>mistress Lusamine will never dress you up like a jellyfish
>you'll never be berated by mistress Lusamine for not being a jellyfish

Why even live...

>>30411366
I'd like some more lore on space pokemon. Minor and Rayquaza seem to like hanging out in the upper limits of Earth's atmoshere, but what of Solrock, Lunatone, and Deoxys? They seem like Solar System and Deep Space pokemon respectively

>>30411406
Lusamine likes fat eccentric weirdos though

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Are you THICC enough for her OP?

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>>30411284
>you will never call lusamine a big stupid jellyfish as her pet name

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Duh Megan Fox is real

>>30411599
He isn't even obese like you guys are. Don't get why you fret so much over this

>>30411588
Well at least I'm SOMEONE'S type.

>ywn be pegged by Lusamine

>ywn hold lusamine's hand while watching the sunset on aether paradise

>>30411408
Why do you just assume I'm not a jellyfish?

>>30412333
Are you a jellyfish furry?!?

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>>30411284
>tfw he'll never be real

Life is pointless

>>30411284
>why even live
Because there are real women who aren't insane?

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>>30412493
>real women

>>30412493
>there are women who aren't insane

lol

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>>30412528

PEG ME