Why do people pretend to like this abomination?

>>30410655
Because it has a feminine body

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Because people like it? This is now a Primarina Thread

>>30410655

>implying I'm pretending

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It's cute. Shame about the gender ratio, though. I don't know why Game Freak are so stubborn with their patterns.

OP, tell me who's your favorite mon so I can make fun of it as well.

>>30410655
>everyone who likes things I don't are only pretending
Underage, leave.

>I don't like it, therefor no one else does

>>30410655
Because people want to fuck their Pokemon.

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>>30410655
>that filename
This is the same guy who posts these threads everytime, stop falling for his bait.

I been waiting for this beast concept
You should do your research before getting into tumblr tier conclusions
also
(you)

>>30410743
I'm a Pokephile and I'd rather fuck a Ferrothorn than a disgusting trannyseal.

>>30410655
>pretend
not everyone's autistic like you

>>30410655
>Look mom, I made it again!

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>>30410808
Is impressive how they try so hard on pulling a bad meme in the table, its not even annoying.

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>>30410655
>same Tumblirina.gif filename
>same image

>All these tumblrinas defending this shit design

Disgusting. You only pretend to like it because it looks female.

>>30411124

(You)

Thanks for trying.

>>30410655
She's a better fuck than your mom, Anon.

I don't like how it's just, like, standing there. I can't move in battle except by awkwardly crawling. At least other water pokémon magically float so you can expect them to be able to create water to slide on or something like that, but Primarina just looks like it can only go turret mode, like something like Octillery.
And I really wish they'd stuck to the circus theme. I didn't really like Ballio that much, but I'd have preferred it over a waifubait siren. Popplio's too cute to deserve that, man. Just imagine all the little boys picking that adorable little seal guy that looks like it'd be their best buddy, and it becomes a girly mermaid. I'd have been fucking pissed.

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>>30411460
>waifubait meme
>says Popplio is too cute for Primarina but would prefer it to become a creppy clown instead
>thinks all boys are triggered by feminine things

>>30410655
because she is female only.

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>>30410655
>>30411124
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

>>30410655

Prima is legit adorable though. And it makes a perfect pair with Incineroar.

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>>30411871
*primarinafuckers

>>30411871

Decidueye x Incineroar is where it's at.

>>30411814
Eh, most young boys tend to like cool things honestly, dragons, big kaijus and legendaries were the shit amongst all my friends in school. I don't really want it to become a creepy clown, but I'd have taken some kind of illusionist or circus master over Primarina for sure. And Popplio is fucking adorable, I know I'd have picked it for sure as a kid because Litten and Rowlet look terribly bored when you get to pick them. I'd have expected it to go from cute buddy to big friendly water monster or bipedal circus entertainer. I don't know man, Primarina would be fine by me if it was just a standalone.

>>30411914

How badly do you want a (You)?

>>30411858
Fuck off

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>>30411983

Not really. Prima and Roar have the shared themes of emotions and their expression of such [Incineroar being a show-off douche on the outside but butter on the inside, Primarina trying it's damndest to keep people around it happy despite it's own sadness/pain.]

>>30410655
yaaass slay girl!!!!

>>30410655
yea idk why people pretend to like you

>>30411858
>not one of those is a tranny furfag
You're supposed to make the rival game look bad by comparison not better

>still a better meme than "Ash lost the league again" frogposter

>>30410655
I could ask your parents the same thing.

>>30410824

man, really dont know how im gonna sleep at night knowing some furry doesn't wanna stick his cock in my pet seal

>>30411914
You really want this (you), don't (you) ? Hazel

>>30412104
4U4U would be extremelly painful.

>>30412572
4U4U primarinafucker again, would be extremelly painful.

>>30412607
We know who you are, might just drop the mask

At first I thought people were just pretending to like anyone other than Rowlet but Primarina is a beautiful woman and I appreciate the transgender representation.

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>first good water starter since totodile

Really makes you wonder why anyone would like it.

Because Caitlin Jenner is a hero, you pig!

>>30412079

That's fine and good, but Pokemon has been made with both genders (I say both because only two exist) in mind since it's inception.
Those little girls that play may want something pretty or cute instead of cool and badass to be their starter. You don't become a gaming franchise juggernaut by walling off sections of the population or catering to one over the other.
Besides, cute and/or feminine final starter evolutions existed in the past. Meganium, Serperior, and Delphox.

>>30412653
>first good water starter since totodile
you must be joking, totodile is awesome.

>>30412706
That's what that means.
Totodile was the last good water starter.

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>>30412706
I think you need to read the sentence again

>>30412439

Well memed, friendo.

>>30412723
sure trannysealfucker.

>>30412376
...WORLD JIRACHI!!

>>30412832
Oy Hazel

>>30410655
I love Primarina. I thought I wouldn't, but I do. Little fellah grew on me.

I'm going to close this thread now. Just wanted you to know that any insults you hurl my way will not be seen. You're just gonna have to deal with the fact that I like something you don't and you can't stop me.

>>30413027
Wut

>>30412690
Problem is that said "pretty" or "cute" thing looks, sounds and acts like a girl, so they'd probably want it to actually be a girl. Making it a starter was a huge mistake though, as evidence of all these shitposter threads that refer to it as male or people like >>30413027 who like it as a joke.