Oh My Fucking God

>both male

>both are male
F

>both are male

>>30399676
>male
Kill them

>>30399676
>males

>>30399676
>both male

>>30399676
hahahahaha fuck

>>30399676
I am so sorry for your loss OP

just change it to female in pkhex

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>>30399676
>>30399699
I legitimately feel bad about this

just had this with two ratattas

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>>30399676
Finally get a chance to use this.

>>30399676
You
Are
Fucking
Gay

>>30399676
>both male
AHAHAHA

haha time for a new Shiny Hunt Weekend mascot!

Good thing is we now have a new pic for shiny weekend hunts

Yo op put sonething on gts ill give you a shiny sazalle later tonight

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>>30399772

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>>30399676
Neat. :^(

At least it's a shiny salandit.BUT I HAVE TO KILL ONE FUUUUCK

>>30399676
>both are male
AW that's just painful man. Are you going to catch them anyways?

>got a shiny female salandit last night
>see this thread
feels good man

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>>30399676
>Both male
>BOTH MALE
Holy shit OP
You're both the luckiest and unluckiest guy ever

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>>30399676

>>30399676
I'm so sorry man

>>30399751
These comments make my day.

Not to mention that this was my first shiny hunt in sumo
I think I'm gonna kill myself

Kill the one that summoned the other Shiny Salandit

>>30399949
Yeah he's gonna pay for this

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>>30400020

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killed it...

>>30400075
now catch it and prop it up as a useless trophy

GF is 'avin a giggle at your expense op.

>>30399676
What if shinys have a higher chance to summon another shiny when they call for help?

My first ever shiny in sumo:a mistake

>>30399796
>>30399798
I'm ok with that

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>>30400075
>another male

>two fucking white males

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>>30399676

F

>>30400276
kek

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just be yourself, OP.

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>>30400276

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>>30400276
jej

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put me in the inevitable screencap please

>>30399852
>them

>>30399676
you're luck is so good it's bad

>>30400075
You know you killed the Timid one, right?

>>30399676
>Double Fug
Are you using a cute charm male lead? If so then God do you have bad luck. Hopefully the next one will be female.

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fuck you

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OP, you poor bastard.

Why do so many people want Salandit and Salazzle's shiny? It sucks.

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>>30400616
>mistake

>>30400621
you suck

What's wrong with it being male?

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>>30400276

>>30400616
trade it on the GTS to someone who's too stupid to know that only females evolve
ask for some rare shit

>>30400674
only females evolve

>>30400674
only females evolve.

>>30400075
nice shiny via sumohax

>>30400770


That's pretty stupid.

>>30399676
I'm so sorry

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F

To be fair, it was only a 23.4375 percent of one of them being female.

>>30400674
It can't evolve.

TWO shinies and they're both male

Rest in fucking pieces OP

At least you got a shiny.

>>30400276
>they won't get to be part of the harem
Salazzle is only for the BBC

>people thinking you can't run a salandit

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>>30399676
it's a good day to not be OP

In all seriousness sorry for your loss

>>30400966
mine is level 40 and still gets 1hit ko'd by retarded shit

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>>30400276

>>30400934
It's not that hard to get a shiny this gen. I was chaining Ditto for an Imposter one which is a pain in the dick by the way, never again and I wound up with a shiny one instead.

>>30401019
What is the best way to get shinies? I'd like to get a shiny Bounsweet.
Where do I get the charm thing?

>>30399676
>you can't even get both and have to kill one
FUCK THIS SOS HORSESHIT

>>30400705
I would take it gladly. That means that I would be able to get a bitch one and have a complete shiny evolutionary chain

>>30400356
>mouth

>>30401046
Charm: Complete the Alola dex.
Shinies: Either chain SOS encounters ad nauseum or breed two pokemon from different real-life countries ad nauseum.

>>30400109
But it wouldnt matter. You can only catch one of them. I guess it would be neat if you were hunting a specific gender. But pointless otherwise

>>30401046
I don't even have the charm, I was just dicking around having finally added a False Swiper to the team and thought it'd be neat to have an Imposter Ditto.

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>>30401019
It's really easy to get shinies now. I think GF buffed the chances.


Got a shiny litten when I was hatching eggs for the IV checker access. Came out with 5iv's with a shit stat in speed thanks to my perfect ditto. Hatched a shiny gibble later in 1 batch and unfortunately it is missing that 31 iv in HP but whatever. It's in a beast ball and looks sexy as fuck

>>30399676
F

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>>30401160
But now the sad thing is, I really don't want to evolve that litten into this abomination. It's soo..shit.


Is eviolite Beltigre viable?

>>30400674
All males are sexist

When I was hunting for a Salamence on Route 3 I encounter 3 Shiny Bagons in one encounter.

I only caught 1 Bagon and did not encounter nor capture a Salamence until hours later.

>>30401109
>>30401109
>tfw got traded a german ditto
BRUH

>>30401232
apparently so is GF and TPC

>>30401160
Ever since 6th gen, the chances were doubled. Instead of being 1/8192 it's 1/4096

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The blunder of the century. No one could get royally fucked by luck quite like you, OP

>>30401229
>Is eviolite Beltigre viable?
No. Especially not without Intimidate.
Let's look at some calcs:
>252 Atk Kartana Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Eviolite Torracat: 165-195 (60.8 - 71.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock
>252 Atk Kartana Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Incineroar: 156-184 (47.1 - 55.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock

>Never seen a shiny in-game in all the years I've been playing Pokemon

w-why

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>>30399676
Maximum Kek

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>>30399676
>There are people who still haven't gotten their first shiny
>this anon got two at once
>an NPC has got a shiny before some players

>>30399676
My first encounter was female.

>>30399676
the goddess of luck sure like to tease you

>>30399751
If you're just going to hack, then why even bother shiny hunting in the first place?

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>>30399676

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>>30399676
>both males

>>30399676
You know Kaphotics and friends have already told which meme code to change so that shinies can easily appear.

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>>30400276

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>>30400276

>>30403041

Fuck off, Tumblrfish.

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>>30399676
LMAOing at your life

>>30400276
top kek'd
Well meem'd my friend

>They are both male
That's how i know this is real

>>30400947
>Salazzle is only for the BBC
quoted for fucking truth

>>30399676
Those are some smug motherfuckers.

>>30399676
>both male
>hits earthquake

>>30399676
>Can only catch one
>Both males

HAHAHAHAH

>>30400947
>>30403238
BLACKED cucks need to be lined up and shot
I dont support furfaggotry either, but this is 1000x worse.

Dose SOS chaining have fixed rates like the friend safari did in XY?

>>30400797
What's this?

>>30403355
Don't call them cucks, they get off on that.

>people actually falling for this
saged

>>30403451
Fuck.

>>30403463
Falling for what?

>>30403742
Is it possible to hack wild battles for this to happen?

>>30404135
If you're that desperate for a shiny just inject. Why would you waste your time and cheat for a shitty shiny.

>>30404450
To gain fame through lies like OP could be doing

I'm not saying OP is lying, but I was answering >>30403742 with a question in response to >>30403463.

>>30399676
JUST

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>>30400075
If nothing else, at least the new one isn't female. I'd end myself.

>>30399676
>both male

RIP

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>>30400276

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>>30400662
>Not Mr.Stake

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>>30399772
kek

Lol

Save it for next gen when the male evo comes

>>30404135
Yes, but OP had a non-shiny one on the screen at the same time, so it's legit >>30400075

The "make everything shiny" thing makes everything shiny (except if it's shiny locked). So there's no way to get the non-shiny wild one if that was running.

>>30399836
>They're both male
Knock them both out

>>30399941
>SuMo
You should

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>>30399676
holy fuck RIP OP

>>30406041
couldn't it be possible for someone to turn off thehack or something, take a picture, and turn it back... but then the other one wouldn't be shiny...

k cool legit >>30403463 is a fag etc.

>>30406227
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun

>>30406243
I was wondering what would break first.. your spirit, or your body!

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>>30399676(OP)
Looks like it's time to add someone new to the list.

>>30406368
>Diarmaid the JUST
>Irish saint

Fucking LOLED
Potatoniggers btfo again

>>30400621
salazzle sucks?

well you're damn right she does

>>30399676
>>30400075
>>30400616
Was your lead a Cute charmer?

>>30400621
she also blows