Guzma Thread: Patty Mayonnaise edition

>>30392821
More like Roger Klotz edition

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Do you fuckers need a thread up constantly?

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>>30392847

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>strollin around alola
>see this
what do?

Post your Guzma headcanons NOW.

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>>30392909
>Old thread overloads due to bump limit
>Makes new thread
Yeah so?

>>30392909
We're contained. So shut the fuck up and go about your very important 4chan business.

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post [MENACING] guz

>>30392696
>its too sfw for these threads.
oh come on
I'll admit I stopped coming here as much because of the rape talk, pokefilia, and self insert shit but I don't see why sfw stuff would be unwelcome

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>>30392909
unless you want us "ruining" in other threads, yeah

>>30393050
Be the change you want to see. That anon's shit is what ruins threads the fastest. Devolving into arguments and constant posts about why the thread you're in is shit does nothing but definitively ruin it.

>Guzma starts to go through a growth spurt while doing the island trials
>Kukui swears that Guzma's getting bigger every time he runs into him
>"You /do/ know that Calcium's meant for your Pokemon, yeah?"
>"Shut it, Kukui"
>Kukui eventually has to look up to talk to him
>"Seriously, what are you eating?"

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>>30392948
He has a really big sweet tooth.
He smokes like a chimney, but doesn't have that gross smell that most smokers have.
He's a big softie under his hard exterior, and really cares for his Pokemon, Plumeria and his grunts.
He never wears underwear.
He has a slightly above average dick.
He's big into performing oral and dirty talk.
He prefers to be in control, but can also be submissive on more rare occasions.

>>30393228
>He never wears underwear.
good man

ITS

>>30393403
YA

Guzma! What is wrong with you?

>>30393421
BOI

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>>30393441

These threads crack me up. Like how many have we had so far? It's like we're going for the world record for the character with the most archived threads.

>Guzma will never have a Xukitree that he taught to pose
>The Xurkitree will never try to dress up like him

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>>30393438

>>30393438
>no option to tell him hes perfect the way he is
gamefreak is gay

>>30393438
>>30393531

How did you react the first time he did this?

>>30393215
>"Hey, Kukui, check this out!"
>Young Guzma eats a big malasada in a record time
>Kukui's not sure whether to be impressed or horrified

We never got to see Guzma interact with Hau, did we? How do you think they'd act together?

>>30393580
Malasada eating contests

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>>30393441

>>30393546
i laughed nervously but i just felt worse and worse each time i encountered him after that

>>30393580
Guzma would probably enjoy his spirit but dislike his goody goody nature.

>>30393546
Knees weak, palms are sweaty

>>30393580
Guzma might be another one of those people Hau casually called out on their shit like he did Faba. I doubt Guzma would like him.

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>>30393670

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i want guzma to choke me

>>30393794
That's some serious old school shit.

>>30393905
Thats a fatass ariados.

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>>30393747
>>30393828
>>30393905
NO BULLY

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>>30393747
>>30393828
>>30393905
Seeing guzma hurt makes me feel hurt

>>30393969
she thicc

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well if its sadposting hour

Why is he so prime for abuse and hurt fan art
>>30393815
>Spaghetti
Top taste

>Next games come out
>Defend title when champion
>All the champs from each gen show up
>For Alola it's Guzma because he won it after Chicken-chan left for Kanto
Please

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>>30394176

>>30393050
Agreed. I absolutely love the SFW pieces. There's room for both.

>>30394176
man i really like this one. the way his face is being pulled by his hand is rendered in a really nice way.

really digging the sketchy watercolor style too, it's a good feel for ya boy.

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>Guzmadorf is happening
YES

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>>30394418
i can finally get beat up by guzma
truly, we are living in the age of christ

>>30394418
I am happy
>Sword taunt is him pulling the entire Golisopod out of his pocket.

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>>30392821
reminder that guzma will never bone you

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>>30394418
God is good

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>>30394547
why live?

>>30394642
D e l e t

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>>30394642
how dare you

>>30394665
never, shitposting is my legacy

>>30392847

That's not funni.

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>>30394642

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rember

>>30392948
>he owns a motorcycle, but has never ridden it in his life. just shows it off to people
>he likes to wrestle with his golisopod
>he dances from the hips, but leads action with his shoulders
>his arms are about a hands' width longer than they should be
>hes a selfish lay, but in a rough, almost endearing sorta way. the kinda guy that would coerce you into surprise anal.
>he grunts and growls during sex and loses his reason to sweet, sweet carnal desire. will grab your hair and slam all the way down your throat without warning.

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>>30394828
>All of those headcanons

Good taste

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>>30391451
And I thought OUR thread was kinda obsessed and creepy.

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>>30394418

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>>30394828
team skull has motorbikes in the anime
looks like youre not too far off my man
>>30394922
step up ya creep game

>>30393794
>
>>30393815
Anyone have some sauce for this spaghetti?

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>>30392948
>Hates golf
>Was considered a failure by his dad because he insisted on using Wimpod and kept losing
>The day he left home was the day Wimpod evolved
>Spoils the hell out of Golisopod
>Only keeps his lackeys around because he likes them
>Is obsessed with bug types because they are often underestimated.

>>30394642
you killed my boner for Guzma with a single picture.

>>30394926
>ay girl lemme slide in ya dms like

>>30394043
this is my shit. Wish there was some fic

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Nice to see this thread is off to a good start. Here's to hoping people will stop blogposting about their sex life.

Kinda want Guzma driving a massive Golisopod mecha.

>>30392942
beat him with a golf club and rape him while he's crying and broken

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>>30394642

>>30392948
>>30394828
> he likes to be top really roughly most of the time unless youre extremely close to him because he cries during gentle sex
> sometimes he's downright animalistic, making snarling noises and digging his teeth into his partner's shoulder
>he is NOT a morning person
>everyone in team skull knows not the talk to him in the morning until hes had is tapu cocoa
>he only uses Z moves in most dire of situations because he hates having to do those pansy-ass poses

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we need more art of him in ultra space

>>30394828
>>30395399
>Really toppy Guzma

You lost me. I like the rest though.

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>>30395373
>hmmm... I DO look like a duck...

>Nihilego possesed him for a bit
>Not permanent
>Otherworldly beings could not comprehend how based he was
Ultra Space cannot contain this base.

Reminder:kahili/guzma best ship

>>30395581
Reminder: Guzma don't need no bitches he has his bois and his bugs.

>>30395581
>best ship
>not me x olivia
shit taste

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meme hours start now boys strap in

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>>30395680

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Just stumbled on a Nsfw cuddly Guz fic. My heart be still.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8709034?view_adult=true

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>>30395962
Holy shit.

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>>30393491
You can't possibly be serious. Did you just start browsing 4chan this week?

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>>30395962

these threads helped me understand why people want to fuck rick sanchez

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>>30396278
gotta quench that thirst somehow

>>30396278
i love older men...........

Nihilego amplifies its host's emotions to ensure its own survival, right?

What if the reason that Nihilego left Guzma without having to be forced out was because it found his survival instinct wanting?

>>30393491
When I see posts like this it becomes clearer and clearer that newfags from Tumblr visit these threads.

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>>30396438
youre killing me, man
well apparently it showed it what real fear was, so im guessing when it possessed him it played up his repressed emotions from his childhood and brought them back to the surface, causing him to freak out and break down.
maybe it saw him as too weak a host?

>>30396546
I think that's probable. It releases inhibitions, so Lusamine's base emotions were wanting to control--this is useful for survival.

Guzma's base emotion was...terror. Not the best state for a creature that wants to be safe.

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>>30396577
more chicken x goosema

>>30392948
He loves me but still kinda bullies me.

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>>30396174
>>30396491
This. So many people getting basic board etiquette wrong and pretending they know what 4chan is like. You can always tell when someone responds to a complaint with "it's 4chan honey" that they haven't been here longer than a couple weeks.

To be on topic though, I met these two cosplayers at a con.

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>>30392948
>Shows off by giving Bear hugs to Bewear (This leads to him getting injured but trying to hide it)
>He got into a lot of fights as a kid to hide the fact he was abused
>Was incredibly Sickly as a Child and was bullied for it intensely
>His first Pokemon was a Weedle that was taken away from him because it would attack people when it became a Beedrill
>Guzma's father never used his Golf clubs to beat him, Guzma destroyed them after beating his father to a pulp as an act of spite
>His will States that Plumeria gets his pokemon, The Grunts get his possessions, and that he wants his body to be sold to science with the funds being used to keep Team Skull going
>Is given eggs by Blissey fairly often, not that he'd let anyone know.
>Has a bunch of scars all over his legs that he refuses to reveal the origin of, Not even Plumeria knows where they came from

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>>30396739
Fug

>>30393580
He'd hate him for his Personality and then hate him even more for the fact that he's Hala's grandson

>>30396853
that Wicke looks awesome

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>>30396853
guz with that facial hair kinda looks like snoop
which reminds me, has anyone made an mmd of guzma doing the snoop dance

>>30395435
>Lusamine feels euphoria when UB-01 hits her with it's Neurotoxin, Goes insane
>Guzma just feels absolute fear, seems to become more sane
I wonder why that is

>>30392948
He was really impatient with his Wimpod at first before he saw himself in it and realized that was the wrong approach.

He still spends hours every day in the wild looking for bug Pokemon. He doesn't always keep the ones he catches, though.

He's gotten made fun of for being a pure bug trainer and that made him even more determined to thrash with that particular team.

Despite his appearance, he's meticulous about his hair care routine. Thus it's always super soft and stays so full. He's weak to people running their fingers through it.

His chain and glasses are spraypainted gold.

He's super ticklish and hates it. Nobody but Plumeria and sometimes his Pokemon ever dares attempt it.

When he was younger, he wished he lived with Hala instead of his family.

He's that asshole who will put you in a chokehold until you're turning blue then let you go and say he was "just playin'".

He loves spicy malasada.

>>30396546
>It forms a link with it's host when doing this
It probably chucked him the moment all his repressed Terror smashed into it

>>30396852
>His first Pokemon was a Weedle that was taken away from him because it would attack people when it became a Beedrill
I need art of Guzma reuniting with his Beedril

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>>30397263
we need a remake of bye bye butterfree but with guzma and his beedrill

>>30397263
No, we need a scene of it being taken away!
>Kid Guzma screaming and Crying as Hala holds him back and his KOed Beedril is loaded into a transport vehicle to be released into the wild

>>30392948
>rescues injured bug pokemon and takes care of them before releasing them back into the wild again
>he knew there was a beedrill nest in the attic for a while but didn't do anything about it until plums slapped some sense into him

>People sometimes spot a tall guy covered in bug pokemon laying in grass
>People from all islands has witnessed this
>The guy looks like the infamous leader of Team Skull, but nobody has dared to approach him to confirm it

>>30397665
I don't know why this got me.
The idea of his grunts being totally cool with this idea is hilarious to me.

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>>30397665
you are being evicted you have 24 hours to get out

>>30397665
Goddamn it, anon Really nice work, though!

>>30397665
>"It's slimy as fuck so I don' even need lube!"
>Some of the grunts get fucked up fetishes from it

>>30397665
Poor Sun/Moon.
Scarred for life at such a young age

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you will never be ass cool as guzma

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where's the drawanon who did guzma/mina the other day? we need more of that

>you will never shitpost on alternate-universe 4chan with guzma

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>>30398910
what boards do you think he'd visit?

>>30398741
im here, just lurkin. probably won't be able to take any requests here until the weekend, though :(

>>30399021
r9k d

>>30399021
/b/, /r9k/, probably /mu/
/an/

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>>30399474
do you have anywhere we can follow or find more of your work?

I just had the credits roll on my game and does Guzma seriously get no proper conclusion/redemption?
Just say yes or no

>>30399021
/vp/

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>>30399680
not really, no
you can visit him in his house on route 2 and then battle him on the beach, but other than that he's pretty much forgotten

>>30399680
He has more but it's a bit of an open ended conclusion. In the hopeful way, though. You don't see a redemption arc, but you see the very start of what will probably be one.

>>30399021
/fa/ obviously

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I want to help guzma become a stronger trainer

>>30397180
cute!

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>>30399818
that's halas' job

>>30399748
>>30399763
You can battle him and have him as a partner in the Battle Tree, which is kinda like a continuation of his redemption arc.

>>30399631
cinnamadam and sinnamom on tumblr

the latter is nsfw, and seeing as how i'll draw almost anything for money, it can get kinda weird.

>>30395302
DELETE THIS

So, Gooz-ma or Guhz-ma?

>>30400757
gooz

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Knowing what the situation is in Team Skull's base, I wish I could have refused the money Guzma gives you everytime you beat him.

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>>30400757
I said it before, and I'll say it again.

"Guz" like "cuz" because he's my boy Guzma, cuzma.

>>30401036
thats cute anon.

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i want guzma to be forced to where a big dorky Christmas sweater

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>>30401156
hand knitted by wicke

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>>30397665
This is disturbing as fuck but dammit I love the art

>>30401156
>>30401228
Someone draw this, lets make this thread festive
also have him all pouting and holding a tapu coacoa afterwards

I have an important question

Does Guzma like whipped cream or marshmallow in his Tapu Cocoa?

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>>30401368
whipped cream
he only likes marshmallows if they're the tiny ones

>>30401368
Whipped cream gives him a foam mustache and then the grunts laugh at him

>>30392948
>smokes weed
>horribly insecure
>likes bugs because they're underappreciated and feared
>hangs out with Nanu.

I'm craving more Guzma fic. Is there any from Tumblr that's any good?

>Guzma will never give you a piggyback ride
>He'll never pretend to almost drop you so you cling to him with all of your limbs
>He'll never laugh at you until you hit him upside the head to get him to shut up.

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>>30401627
i honestly think its all just on ao3

>>30401491
>laughing at the boss
sounds like a good way to get your ass beat

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on an unrelated note, do you think guzma would be into compensated dating?

>>30397180
>Guzma will never put you in a chokehold
>ywn tickle him to get out of it

Such suffering this is.

>>30401801
Is he the one compensated? Because he's too young for the other way around.

>>30400757

Guz, Gooz is fucking awful.

>>30401833
Guzma sounds a lot worse.

>>30400757
Gooz for now. Waiting for the matter to be settled by the animu

>>30401833
yungoozma

>>30401801
He is too good for it.

>>30401801
whats that? paying money for dates?

>>30392948
>When he gets a place of his own, his bug team (and any other bug types he's caught) live comfortably inside of his house instead of their pokeballs. He's not fond of keeping them cooped up in their pokeballs all the time
>He loves all of them equally. All of them.
>If he had a mega bracelet, he'd probably run Mega Pinsir or Mega Beedrill
>He has a sweet tooth, none of the grunts can leave any of their sweet snacks without them getting yoinked by him.
>He probably got his fashion sense from Unova if he ever visited the region as a kid
>His favorite non bug pokemon is probably Scrafty

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>>30401501
>Hangs out with Nanu because Nanu was the investigating officer into his disappearance
>Nanu saw the golf clubs
>Nanu heard Guz' mom's stockholm syndrome story
>Nanu found Guzma and knew he wasn't going to take him back to his abusive parents
>Nanu took care of Guzma
>Guzma looks at Nanu like a father and lets him live in Po Town for minimal rent, probably so he can buy food for the grunts

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reminder that guzma will never give you a >NICE >HARD >SMACK
and then make him thank you for it

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>>30392948
He broke his nose by tripping and landing face first on the ground while chasing his Wimpod before catching it.

>>30401890

Japanese equilevant of sugar daddy.

>>30402055
*make you thank him
whoopsie

>>30402085
ohhh, im sure hed be into sugar mamas. lusamine kinda was one

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>>30402055
Out of context quotes? Out of context quotes.

>>30402131
>Guzma is only into older women

I could honestly see it. Guzma probably needs someone significantly more mature than him.

>>30402055
I'd ask for seconds.

>>30395962
Thanks. I needed that in my life.

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>>30402208
if so then thats some good taste

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>>30402155
>>30402176
i want him to crush me and then "fix" me

>>30402208
W-why am I suddenly imagining Olivia and Guzma and why is it so cute? She'd whip him into shape but also be thirsty as fuck for that Guzdick. Sounds like a win win.

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I fucking love these threads.

>>30402342
Me too, my nigga.

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>>30402342
H-hurray?

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>>30402342
we love you too anon

>>30395086
>boner
jokes

But seriously, there are some limits here

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>>30401801
I don't think he'd be a sugar daddy, he'd just spoil you. Like you'd point out how cute that jacket is, and you'd wake up with it hanging in your room the next morning.

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>>30402531
i wish there were standards in these threads

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>>30400613
ya boy in the ms paint thread kek
Challenging anons here to try a mspaint guz

>>30402642
prepare for shite scribbles then

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I need some bedhead Guzma in my life. And for the art folder.

>>30402642
I like them. Much better what I could ever produce.

>>30402590
Every once in a while you bump up to some good pieces here and there.

>>30402760
I don't normally get real feelings over pictures of fictional characters, but this actually gave me butterflies in my stomach. The fuck?

>>30402760
Bedhead Guzma is his normal state of being. I don't know how his hair could get much messier.

>>30402760
shit that's cute, more

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>>30402841
Fictional characters tend to do that. Make you feel for them.

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>>30402841
Really? I usually find an attraction towards fictional characters and their every day plights

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>>30402872
I haven't found many pics of Guzma sleeping or laying in the bed. That's probably 4th.

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Festive sketch so this thread has more OC
Might do a proper digital lineart and color tomorrow!

>>30402800
Part of the charm in mspaint draws is that they're crude and memey
wouldn't hurt to try, I like seeing oc

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>>30403009
lovely anon

>>30403009
Is that chicken? Cute

>>30402642
You cool with pixel art?

>>30403009
That's cute! I had a festive thing Guzma reminded me of, but forgot it.

>>30402904
I feel for fictional characters to some degree, but it's not usually enough to get the dokis. Damn Guzma.

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Can someone post that fem Guzma picture?

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>>30402642

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>>30395962
Too adorable

>>30403125
Ofc, hope you know how to upscale it
>>30403125
Is that a chubzma?

>>30403896
Meant to reply to
>>30403421

>>30397665
Someone drew it
Kek

>>30403925
he's resting his arm on his knee, i guess the cut-off makes it hard to tell

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>>30402642
Downloaded a crappy app, instead.

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>>30403582
>>30403870
Ha.
>>30403258
I can try to find it from the previous threads.
>>30404129
Accurate.
>>30404342
Lol.

Anybody happen to know exactly when and where Plums says this dialogue?

>My team and I are battling for all the Pokémon we took out on our way here! I failed again...like I always do. I promised myself I wouldn’t! I told myself I would never fail again! It’s all right to feel a little jealous, right? How else am I supposed to get stronger? My team and I really did take out so many Pokémon to make it here!

I think it might be one of two things she says after losing a Title Defense, but I'm not sure and I'm not far enough in the game to test it myself.

>>30393546
I wasn't expecting that at all desu. I thought he would say some generic "I underestimated you" shit, not that.

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BOI HE DID IT

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I think Guzma's "It's ya boy" is the new "Omelette du Fromage". People go nuts everytime its said.

>>30404528
>ABSOLUTE
>MAD MAN

>>30404515
I have a feeling it's from the Battle Tree battles where you fight against her.

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>>30404545
thats too cute yo

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>>30402642
With my finger on my memo taking app on phone, this was painful to draw

>>30404660
But is still adorable.

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>>30403258
Found it.

>>30404709
You're too kind anon

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Found some cute Kahili x Guzma art while going trough older threads.

>>30392932
KUYASHII

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>>30404767
bless you

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>>30405295
You are welcome.

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>>30405245
You forgot one.

>>30405413
Thanks, I saw this in one of the threds but didn't save it at the time. Not repeating the same mostake again.

So, what if Guzma actually became a captain when he was younger? What would his trial be like?

>Chase and defeat the Totem Golisopod!
>Every time you encounter and do damage to it, it retreats and runs off
>You pursue but get led into a trap

>You are challenged by Totem Golisopod!
>Totem Golisopod's aura flared to life! All of its stats rose sharply!

>You actually have to run away and lure it back into an area where it can't run and then beat it

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>>30405765
i would pay money for that
guzma dlc when

>>30405765
So then basically you chase it first, then it chases you? Also what about the totem pokemon's allies? How do they affect the trial?

>>30405809
When you chase it, the intention is that it starts to destroy your team due to its huge stat boosts, so you have to run and lure it back into an open area where it can't corner you.

It just starts calling allies in the last encounter. It's basically just a lesson on never getting caught up in the moment and letting your guard down.

I thought Kahili was Guzman's mom to be honest familia

>>30405941
His real mom is a lot more depressing. She's just a poor old lady who believes none of these "Team Skul" rumors and insists her son woud never do anything like that despite everyone kind of knowing it.

She probably lives in denial because of her absuive husband. Surprised it isn't brought up more...

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>>30406094
guzma needs to go home and give his mum a hug

How would Guzma react if you hugged him?

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>>30406228
he'd probably pull your hair until you let go and punch you

Are there any good Chicken-chan/Guzma fics that're worth reading?

>>30404515
It's what she says when she loses in Title Defense after the second battle and onward.

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>>30406322
check AO3

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>>30403896
Here's what I have so far.

>>30406228
Probably smitten. First reaction is to look around if someone sees you (pulls you away), if not he would slowly put his arms around.

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>>30406394
Amazing.
>>30406478
Nice.

>>30406478
leg

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>>30406478
>>30406616

>>30397539
>the bugman who strikes at dusk becomes an urban legend amongst kids
>gets into local paper
>grunts show Guzma
>"That guy's my hero."

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>>30406847
I wonder how much of this I could write in 5 hours...

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>>30406847
Bugman vs Masked Royal when?

>>30387118
monitoring this request desu

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>>30407345
I think the writer anons are busy atm. It usually is quiet during this time.
That's a nice fic idea, I don't get why some anon got blamy over spoilered text, meaning they didn't need to read it in the first. But yeah.

>>30407916
*...in the first place...*

>>30407916
People were, somewhat rightfully, getting annoyed over the way the threads were being treated like a personal sex blog earlier today and that anon got caught in the crossfire. Not sure why, though. The request is fine.

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ready for hurt hour boys?

>>30408114
How dare you, anon ;_;

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>>30396670
I know I'm late but still, chicken x guzma is cute

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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8715907

Didn't write on it quite as long as I wanted, but I have some stuff to do.

Hope nobody minds a Kukui battle?

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>>30408867
based writeboy has returned this is cause for celebration

>>30408369
this is way to adorable

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>>30408088
Yeah. So do we have rules here now on what are allowed to discussed here. Personal sex blogs belong to their own boards, not here. It's good that people brought the issues up, so that there could be something done about them.
I usually just come here to post art, read fics and sometimes discuss about him.

>>30407345
nice request, seconding.

>>30409102
I can understand how issues like this sprout up, and it's not just exclusive to this thread or board. It's an anonymous outlet, and when people discuss a similar interest they can become a little too comfortable. Not going to act innocent of this, but the whole "become the change you want to see" line is getting tiring.

Not gonna lie, I've outright ignored some requests because they had too much detail and left a dry taste in my mouth or simply made me cringe a bit too hard. It also leaves me wondering why it wasn't just a ywn post or why they didn't just write it themselves. I don't point these out just like I don't single out the ones I simply don't want to do at the time.

Sorry if this deters anyone from requesting, but know that inspiration comes in waves. If you have something heavy to drop on me or you feel too embarrassed to request it, it may be best to wait and think out your approach from now on.

No bully. I won't be writing again until ~12 hours from now due to irl shit.

>>30409405
I just want something with female trainer x guzma and size difference personally
no lolicon tho

>>30394228
Sauce?

>>30394642
Joke's on you you just posted my husbando dressed as my boi. I'm happy about this.

>>30409549
Guzma x anyone is size difference, guy's a giant

>>30409991
I mean with emphasis on it because it's adorable
short girl x tall guy is my favorite

New thread!
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>>30406901
DO IT!