Choose /vp/

>>30389088
Obviously Nanu.

>>30389088
Nanu to protect. Because he's the most serious of them all.

Can they use their Pokemon, or is it strictly human vs human? If the latter, are guns allowed?

why would they try to kill you, they are regular people

>>30389088
The catfag cop, without a doubt.

>>30389088
Nanu
Because of that fucking persian

>>30389088
Nanu seems like he'd be able to take em all out one by one and no one would be the wiser. No one needs to know what happened here.

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>>30389088
I don't even need to explain why her

>>30389088
Kiawe
I'm basically his only friend that's why

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>>30389088
I like Nanu but I think he'd give up at the first sign of trouble
I like Acerola too but she seems a little flighty
Hapu is strong and reliable and has the look of a true psychopath in those big ass eyes, so I'll go with her

>>30389088
>no Kahili option
>no Mina option
Fuck you

Pick Nanu.

Nanu

Nanu cuz he was a cop and probably knows what to do and the others are kid/teens and a really old guy

>>30389088
Acerola. Her ghost pokémon and that Mimikyu would scare them to death, enough to run away without coming back.

>bunch of little girls vs burly old man
this hardly seems balanced

>>30389088
>>30389128
Let's do this with Pokémon.

>>30389088
Where's Kahili?
She has a Golf Club that could be used to kill someone

>>30389088
I'd like Mallow to try to kill me while Acerola tries to protect me.

Then try to make it end in a 3 way

Hapu, the most skilled, and not my top waifu to snuggle with but it will do.

Nanu or Hapu
The rest are idiots i don't think they can kill me

>>30389188
>I think he'd give up at the first sign of trouble
he's a cop though, and he lives in the town that was barricaded by thugs. I don't think he'd just give up if he had to protect you

>>30389088
Daddy cop

Also I want Olivia to kill me with her ass

>>30389088
sophocles, along with my water team we are at least neutral to everyone else on there

>>30389088
Guzma to try and kill me and Kahili to protect me.

>>30389088
i want olivia to protect me exclusively so i can pound that ass

and acerola to attack me so i can overpower her and fuck her as well.

Olivia or Acerola. Olivia is an amazoness incarnated, Acerola is so cute that no one would try to kill her, and if they try, the ghost pokemon of hers make they scare their shit off.

>>30389088
Probably Hapu, I just love how strong her character is in the story

>>30389321
olivia's ass is cursed by tapu lele, so you're probably going to die if you try to fuck her

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> implying I won't just pick Kahili to bludgeon everyone to death with her golf clubs

>>30389172
>>30389188
people with brains.

Hapu is the only choice.

>>30389088
So let's see
>Fucking gay faggot
>Water loli that lies to you
>Buckteeth ADHD cook
>That one kid from Lazy Town but fucking fat
>Friendless wierdo with broken dreams
>Ghost loli
>Depressed uncle of Ghost loli with cats
>Dwarf riding a horse
>Virgin that hits on married men
>Old guy that pretends to be wise and strong
I guess the cat cop then. At least he's a cop.

i wanna stick with my baby kiawe, but honestly nanu would be better in ensuring my survival. plus he's a grumpy daddy who likes cats so ~

>>30389385
it doesnt matter what happens. after the bloodshed, the only two left standing would be hapu and nanu

who would win in a fist fight in that case?

>>30389088
Nanu

Because if you pick any of the others Nanu will kill you

I choose Mallow. She can hide me easy.

>>30389415
Nanu would have the good sense to say, "You know what, fuck it. Not worth it." and go home. He's smarter than that.

>>30389088
Kiawe

I want to be held in his arms

>>30389413
Faggot.

>>30389465
there is no good sense at play, someone's going to die either way and i dont think he's just gonna let himself go out like a bitch

>>30389088
Hapu because she did try to merc 2 team skull scrubs with her pony.

>>30389088
Ilima to protect me. He's my husbando so I don't care if we get rekt.

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>>30389088
Objectively, Hapu is the strongest and cutest

Probably Ilima or Olivia because they're hot

>>30389548
Well in that case I imagine he's packing heat to begin with so he's just shoot Hapu.
But Hapu has the resilience of the earth itself and last long enough to leap off the back of Mudsdale with a spinning roundhouse kick to Nanu's face, killing him instantly.
This is the true ending.

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>>30389206
>11 year old vs. eldrich abomination of tentacles and neurotoxin

Pokemon even the playing field for everyone.

>>30389088
Acerola.

Don't fuck with ghosts.

>>30389088
hala seems a good pick, trained in a martial art, has type advantage or neutrality to everyone but acerola, a couple of his mons carry knock off to fix that.

without factoring in their pokemon... nanu since he's a police officer and so has more ready access to firearms and may actually have some training related to the situation.

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> Pick Mina
> She's actually an autistic idiot savant who blunders around and ends up accidentally outwitting and outsmarting everyone out of blind luck while in a paint fume induced stupor.

>>30389088
Mallow so we can have sex afterwards

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>>30389088
Hapu is 100% the best choice
-Only one besides Sop who challenges for Champion
-She type counters Sop
-Neutral or better vs the other big threats
-Only weak to two captains that aren't relevant in the post-game

>>30389831
you can't have sex if you're dead

>>30389837
>implying this only has to do with the pokemon they have

>>30389088
Nanu.
Otherwise, Acerola. Just make Mimikyu take off its disguise and make everyone sick/die of fright.

>>30389088
Pick Hapu and then use my pokemon because none of these trainers are even remotely threatening.

>>30389910
>"implying this only has to do with the pokemon they have"
>Implying Hala or Kiawe could even get near Hapu without being trampled into oblivion

Size doesn't matter in Pokemon. You can be a weak, frail thing, but if you're the better trainer you're kicking their ass and they sure as hell can't risk going after you directly.

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>>30389910
You don't need much more than having an earthquake causing horse

>>30389088
Hala

>>30389910
Hapu doesn't even need to use her pokemon. She's strong as fuck from years of toiling in the fields in her backyard and durable as hell after spending her life on barren ass Poni Island. She could scuttle up a tree and lay in wait until someone walks by, leap out onto their back and snap their necks before they have time to scream. Her small stature makes it easy for her to hide and makes her hard to hit as well. She was probably also top of her navy seals class or whatever and has 300 confirmed kills. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Obviously Nanu.

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Olivia.

Once she knows I eill love her and cherish her forever, she won't let a single thing get even close to me. :^)

>>30389172
>>30389188
>>30389239
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>>30389563
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>>30389837
>>30389986
>>30390061
Is this a meme?

Hapu.

AKA the best side character in Sun/Moon

>>30390135
No, Hapu is just the strongest out of all of them also the most cuddleable

>>30390135
She's the most trained.

>>30390135
It really only comes down to her or Nanu

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>>30389088
>no one with the obvious choice
Olivia

Don't get in the way of a crazy lonely woman and a big possibility of getting dick.

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>>30390207
>nanu

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Hapu. She's a big, strong tranny who doesn't need a man

>>30390135
Hapu really did try to merc 2 guys then your dumbass had to wonder in and ruin everything.

>>30390264
i need a source on that anon-sama

>>30389088
>>30389088
Nanu or Hapu are literally the only suitable choices but I still feel like I need to choose Mallow for the fucks

>>30390264
God fucking dammit, I love that hiker.

>>30390135
It's either her or Nanu desu

>>30390135
She and Nanu are both the most level-headed but she has the stronger pokemon. And while Nanu has cop experience his bullets and cats are going to have to get past a big fuck-off Stamina Mudsdale that summons earthquakes.

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>>30390309
Not telling~ I might do it if you give me a virtual kiss

>>30389088
Nanu has friends in interpol.

>>30390365
Could you post that transparent hiker? I need it to meme on everyone.

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>>30389088
the only right answer is nanu

>>30389088
Nanu duh.

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This nigga has probably seen more shit than the rest combined and has a cat army.

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>>30390414
Thanks!

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>>30390466
Anytime, my love~

>>30389088
Nanu is my favorite so him

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Any option but Hala or Nanu is wrong. Hala is obviously a very family focused man and would do everything in his power to make sure both of you stay safe (He does prepare to face an ultra beast head on before Tapu Koko shows up for backup)

Nanu is obvious because he's been through some shit, and would probably go through hell and back to make sure bad shit doesn't happen to people he cares about again. The rest are too casual to be reliable in a 9 vs 2 scenario.

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>>30390505
He isn't my favorite character but he is the most logical to pick. Him and Hapu

>>30390454
Yeah but is he really gonna care if you live or die?

>>30390557
>one will protect you

Duh

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>>30389088
Ilima is bae.

>>30389088
i'm already the fucking champion, none of them are a threat. im powerful enough to protect acerola's areolas

>>30390454
He looks like a jaded Ash

Who would you guys NOT pick. Who's too weak to fight?

>>30389199
Dubs calls it.

I choose the same

>>30390654
llima. Not even a question

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>all these fags picking hapu and nanu and not kiawe
LITERALLY A BLOOD

Captain Ilima seems like the best strategist and if all else fails there's sweet that sweet boipucci.

>>30390765
But anon
You can't pick something that is gone

>>30390809
It's all an act you idiot

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>>30390264
DAVIIIID

Olivia.

I'll die, but I'll die happy and very, very tired.

>>30389088
None. They're all piss easy to fight and my pokemon will wreck their shit.

>>30389088
Depends.
If I want to make the most of my few minutes before the first one shows up and murders me, Lana.
If I actually want to survive, Hala or Nanu. Nanu can make me disappear, while Halu will beat the shit out of everyone else, Pokemon battles not required.

>>30389778
>Pick Mina
>She's actually an autistic idiot savant who blunders around and gets stabbed in the face by people who are actually serious.

In the game itself, Hapu is the one with the strongest team.

>>30390061
>Hapu used I'm a Fucking Sumo Wrestler and choke-slammed Hapu to death!

>>30390061
>Nanu used Gun

>>30391082
Well aren't you a big tough guy? We're all very impressed.

Hala

>>30391082

Then why not pick a sexpot?

>>30389207
In that case Hala, since he's the only one who isn't hit super effectively by any of the others.

>>30389088
How is this even a choice when Nanu is included? Remove him from the list and enjoy the endless shitposting.

>>30389088
Nanu because while everyone has pokemon, nanu will just shoot them with GUN™.

Then he makes stoic love to me afterwards.

>>30391745
Nanu is boring.

>>30389088
>inb4 some joker doesn't choose Ilima, the best husbando.