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>Chef >She doesn't have the body of a chef wtf gf

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>Chef
>She doesn't have the body of a chef

wtf gf
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>>30386191
Just because you're a fat fuck doesn't mean everyone else is.
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>>30386191
Look at her. She's chubby.
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>>30386233
It's an edit
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Worst chef ever
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>>30386250
ANYTHING above 90
Pounds is chubby
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>>30386289
you are completely delusional and have no grasp of how BMIs work. I hope no one ever dates you, you elitist fuck.
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>>30386289
Excuse me?
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Being denied a qtpie fat/plump Grass expert that's also a chef and loves food is the greatest injustice in the history of the Pokemon franchise.
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>>30386191
>Chef
>Isn't at least a borderline alcoholic

wtf gf
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>>30386289
Do you date skeletons
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Post more THICC
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>>30386419
Maybe if all of her ingredients in-game weren't a raw vegan's wet dream she'd be chubby.
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>>30386419
>ywn have a qt chubby gf that likes cooking
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If you like thick garbage please kys and stop editing good girls with your shit fetish
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>>30386980
But anon, OP's edit isn't even thick enough.
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>>30387044
Must sucks deluding yourself that fat girls are attractive because you subconsciously know you can't get anything better than that
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>>30387116
I'm actually pretty happy with it.
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Once she stops being a captain at age 20 and doesn't have to hike across the island daily to get to her trial area she'll pack on the pounds.
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>>30386578
That true, I get where your coming from. A lot of people that switch to being vegan/vegetarian actually end up gaining a lot of weight. Their diets are a lot less filling and carbohydrate heavy usually.

>>30386928
Don't give up hope Anon. If all else fails you can always just find a girl that know how to cook and fatten her up yourself.

>>30386980
>>30387116
Why does no one ever allow us to enjoy our thicc in peace? Why are we God's most persecuted people?
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>Artist
>Right-handed
wtf gf
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>>30386928
It mostly works the other way around in reality. Go learn how to cook well and find a thick gf.
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>>30387442
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>>30386454
kek was my first thought too.
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>>30386289
Nice bait friend
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>>30386480
90 pounds is healthy if your 4'10 or below apparently
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>>30387413
Because to be thick a women needs to be lazy and unhealthy unless she is a 1% in genetics. Why would you encourage shitty women?
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>>30387720
I just want to get down with the thickness, I love having a huge butt on my face and I don't care if they die sooner. They know the risk. Sure, it's objectively bad, but it still gets me hard.
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>>30387413
>>30387443
The thing about thicc girls is they always eventually become land whales
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>>30386454
>>30387473
oh wow, so you both work in food service huh?

spouse of a chef, they're all alcohols
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>>30386191
Would you smash it, pound it, and grind it into goo?
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>>30386928
>I do
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>>30386454
Mallow isn't working full time and dealing with bullshit yet.
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>>30389116
Is she thick/chubby or land whale
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>>30388133
Something something type-A personality in hugely stressful job where nobody lives up to the ridiculous expectations you put up except you

No wonder they resort to alcoholism.
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>>30386191
>alola
>not being barefoot
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>>30386191
Is THIS what you wanted anon?

You wanted the motherfuckin' darkness?
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>>30387941
I see no problem here.
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>>30389175
Chubby, with enough height to make it work.
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>>30389255
It's amazing how people here equate slight chubbiness to fucking horrifying obese meat slabs like that. In what universe does this look anything like what you posted?
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>>30389365
Apparantly this universe anon.
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>>30386191
Nobody can eat her food, including her. Only the most powerful pokemon on the goddamn island can go near it without having their mouth disintegrated.
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>>30389365
They both look like unhealthy shit
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>>30389365
that's the kind of fat distribution I like the most.
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>>30389509
It's perfect, right? Not too much, just the right amount.
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>>30389436
t. Eurofag
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>>30389547
Nice projecting hamplanet lover
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>>30389546
>tfw grabbing a belly like that while doing her from behind
feels good, man.
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>>30389509
Good taste
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>>30387720
>>30387937
That's wrong though? There are plenty degrees of thicc and even fat that are healthy. It all depends on the person's genes and what their bodies naturally gravitate towards. There's even studies that show that people in the "overweight" category of BMI have lower mortality rates than people in the "normal" range. Metabolically healthy obesity is a thing.
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>>30390283

Besides, most of the thicc that people post unironically doesn't even get into unhealthy range. Like OP's pic related probably wouldn't even get classified as overweight on the BMI scale.
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>>30390283
This is why we hate you. You guys are even more obnoxious than feetfags, something I did not even think was possible
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>>30390837
You don't HAVE to go into thicc threads, you know. It'd be so much easier for you guys to hide the thread or scroll past it than to invade it and tell us to kill ourselves and spam pictures of revolting hamplanets.
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>>30389421
Olivia likes it though.
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>>30390283
>>30390837
Apparently I manage to piss off both thickfags and non-thickfags by being into fat chicks and admitting that it's a destructive fetish.
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Im a chef and have always been employed in kitchens and im cut as fuck.
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>>30386928
Chubby girls don't cook. They're chubby because they're lazy. The only time my ex ever made me a sandwich was one time when I came to her work to pick her up and got there early. I had to pay for it because she was still on the clock.
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>>30391011
Why is that duck a banana? Ducks are not bananas. Please do not post silly things like this, anon.
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>>30386480
No way that's 90 pounds. Probably closer to 75
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>>30391093
Im fairly positive my penis would kill her.
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hmmm so thick
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>>30391031
Can confirm, GF is chubby and she doesn't ever cook. Fortunately I love cooking and she loves eating so it works out pretty well.

>>30391115
Honestly a strong breeze would probably kill her.
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>>30390837
What? How is me responding to your post anymore obnoxious than you making it in the first place? It's not like I'm posting that stuff unprompted in an unrelated thread.

Besides anyone willing to take the time to actually look into the topic would find that the whole fat=unhealthy thing is a lot more grey than anyone makes it out to be. I don't get what's wrong with pointing that out.

>>30390949
Exactly! It's way easier for everyone if you just admit to yourself that you hate everyone who isn't skinny than trying to argue people out of thinking what they find attractive is attractive.
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>>30391008
Nah that's wrong. Nobodies pissed, I actually didn't mean to quote your post.
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>>30391172
My ex would bake on occasion, but she wasn't very good at it. She'd mostly make cupcakes out of cake mix boxes and usually managed to fuck them up somehow. Aside from that, I'd always cook. I also love to cook, though, plus I bartend and make ice cream and confections, so it kind of worked out.

Right up until she dumped me for basically no reason a month after I took her on her dream vacation. Women are awesome.
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>>30386289
>one of my female friends is 92 lbs
Fuck better let her know she's fat now
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>>30391318
Do it. She might fuck you.
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>>30391271
its not your fault. women are fickle and dont know what they really want, hopping from spur of the moment impulse to new guy to new guy.

shes gonna die unhappy. you couldnt have saved her.
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>>30391271
Hey, mine did too! She tried to make cupcakes and watching her fuck up measurements and timing and leaving massive dry chunks was painful, had to take over.
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>>30391357
If only. She a cute
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she'll get there
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>>30386289
I'd say 100 pounds is the cutoff.

90-95 pounds is ideal, though.
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>>30391365
Probably. She came from a lower-middle class somewhat white trash family. She worked (and possibly still work sa for all I know) at a fast food place. I'm from a well-off family and do pretty well for myself as well. Live in my own place, can afford to travel, buy nice things every now and then. I was her way out. She'll probably wind up working a dead end job forever, getting knocked up, and living in a shitty house with some idiot.

Oh well.
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>>30391271
>Right up until she dumped me for basically no reason
>Women are awesome.

Yeah dude, you sound like a real fucking catch.
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>>30391400
Mine didn't measure right, and she used melted (as in liquid) butter, so her batter wound up having the consistency of pancake batter, basically. They tasted fine, but they didn't rise and the texture and consistency was all wrong.
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>>30391318
Kek I know a girl who's super small and weighs about the same. We went to a blood donation at College together but they wouldn't let her give blood due to her weight. It was hilarious
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>>30391465
>She'll probably wind up working a dead end job forever, getting knocked up, and living in a shitty house with some idiot.

Hahaha, stay bitter, dude.

>I'm from a well-off family
>I was her way out

The irony of course is that if she were to date someone else purely for material reasons, you'd criticize her as a shallow gold-digger.
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>>30388133
>Spouse

Female detected, OUT
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>>30386191
what is metabolism
what is dieting and eating healthy proportions

fucking amerifats
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>>30391271
>Basically no reason
lol sure. Judging from your posts she had some good reasons
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>>30389255
I'm gonna need a taste of that sauce
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>>30389408
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>>30389408
I'm a fatfag but this is just disgusting
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>>30391688
I'll be nice just this once, look for Chandelar
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>>30389184
post more mallow lewds
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>>30386191
she has the body of a slut
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>>30391930
>>30389255
The faces could be better
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>>30391930
>tfw the art is fantastic but you still can't find it
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>>30392523
Fine, damn, just pump chandelar_witch into twitter.
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>>30392523
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60164268

I got you man
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>>30387443
>>30391011
>>30391031
>>30391172
These. I like to cook, and no girl I've ever dated has left the relationship the same size she came into it. Even the skinny girls I dated ended up chubby at least. All you need to do is find a girl that likes food and isn't a neurotic exercise addict. Proceed to cook for her and encourage her to eat. Then when she starts gaining weight tell her she looks beautiful with the extra curves; make her feel loved and desirable while fattening her up.
Before she knows it none of her clothes will fit anymore.

>>30387941
>Implying this necessarily is a bad thing
One of the best things about thick girls is that they just keep getting thicker. All women gain weight as they age and if your girl is already thick you at least know that your just going to end up with more boobs and ass to play with. Skinny chicks are a crapshoot, you don't know what that extra weight is going to look like. As long as a girl stays under like 350 pounds (if she's really really tall and carries it well) then I don't see a problem.
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>>30392926
Your alright in my book anon
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>>30390979
>Water is empty
She's just trying to spare Mallow's feelings because nobody else will hang out with her. Mallow is destined to make shit overly spicy cooking, and Olivia is doomed to be alone until she kicks the bucket at 120 due to Lele refusing to let her die.
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How many scoville is this shit
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>>30389408
fatfag here
pic related
captcha: weight limit; 10 tons
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>>30389408
Guess I'm the only fatfag in this thread that doesn't mind this as much as everyone else
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>>30394865
Yep, you are. Do you find it arousing? Curious.
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>>30389408
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>>30386480
too fat
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>>30394899
>>30394899
Not that much, I don't exactly hate or love it.
Now if it was one of Pew's chicken chan
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>>30394974
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>>30386191
Good chefs aren't fat you insecure fuck
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>>30394899
I don't hate it, I kinda like the body size, but it's still just chicken-chan so it's just kind of cute and not arousing.
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>>30395173
The artistic improvement of Pew is amazing. Some people could learn a lot from him me included
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>>30394899
When you've seen the most extreme levels of this art that exist out there stuff like that is tame and doesn't get so much as a reaction from me
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>>30395276
Post some of your art, anon!
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>>30395320
http://imgur.com/wa3Daxx
http://imgur.com/uF5hHJG
http://imgur.com/o8FYpM9
There's other stuff but it's either on paper and I'm two lazy to scan/ink it or It got me banned in the past.
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>>30395577
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>>30395577
Wow! Wasn't expecting anything that great, but you're excellent.
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>>30395577
Keep at it anon
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>>30388133
in my experience they all also smoke heavily
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>>30395650
>>30395703
>>30395729
Thanks guys, and I will keep at it.
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>>30386191
ive never met a fat chef theyre all like slender and smoke and drink heavily
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>>30396532
and angry, dont forget angry
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>>30395577
You got a site I can follow?
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>>30396544
most are angry most of the time yeah
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I like this thread
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>>30396572
Not really
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Keep posting.
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>>30386191
She's a grass expert that uses all natural ingredients. Her food is probably very healthy.
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>>30386480
>Chespin and Oshawott in the back
Is... is she our girl?
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>>30398774
Cute as fuck face makes up for it.
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>>30398774
Just right for me.
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>>30398774
To me that's hardly big
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if you where actually into cooking you would know that all the best chefs in the world are in pretty good shape, cause they have refined palates, unlike fat fuck chefs who just eat anything and everything.
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>>30398774

That suit immediately makes me think of this.
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>>30399249
I wish she was a real trainer.
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>>30395173
Holy shit, sauce plz
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>>30399379
Pewbut on DA
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>>30387442
im a right handed artist wtf are you on about
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>>30392926
my boy, hit the nail on the heads.
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>>30395173
the hat actually looks better on her when she is drawn like this
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>>30399435
>Being this delusional
Hope you didn't take out any loans to get that art degree.
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>>30395577
That first one though.
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>you'll never have a chubby gf who likes to play pokemon and cook

Why live?
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>>30399740
Chubby GFs who play Pokemon are actually more common than you'd think. Now, ones who are GOOD at pokemon, that's a different story. Also, ones that have the drive to cook are pretty rare, too.
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>>30398774
kurocaze makes the best fat girls
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>>30399740
I have this except she is pushing 220 now and can't cook.

She is losing weight or I'm losing her.
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>>30399870
Please, don't. That's wal-mart scooter tier. That's the kind of shit people post to give us a bad name.

>>30399872
What's your ideal chub level?
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>>30399936
I don't know, it just depends on the girl. Chubby in real life is generally unattractive on girls past 2X, their skin just gets more loose after initially being chubby and sometimes gets stretch marks.

If you made me say a number, maybe 140-160
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>>30399872
Sheeit senpai want to hook me up?
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>>30399994
>TFW can only get off on chubby girls
>TFW they really do turn saggy and ugly IRL past say 25

Fuck man. I'm so screwed.
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>>30400732
>Fat grunts

unf
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>>30400829
Too much, anon
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>>30386289
Kek, /vp/ is easy as fuck to bait
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>>30400869
I mean, it's all autists, what did you expect? Whoop-de-doo.
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>>30400829
Gonna sauce
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>>30400898
Please, let's cut back a bit. For the sake of the thread and avoiding trolls.
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Chicken tum!
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WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!
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>>30401393
I wonder if that thing weighs more than primal groudon.
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>>30386191
>body of a chef
What is this even?

She's more than likely near vegetarian, what do you think a semi athletic vegetarian looks like?
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>>30400898
>You will never bury your face in such a perfect tummy.
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>>30401439
Hardly

>>30401474
>What is this even?
It's believed that most chef are fat due to them constantly tasting/eating their own food before serving it. They'd be their own taste testers and eat most what they'd make and never leave a drop. Or at least's that what I think
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>>30386191
>what's cookin' good lookin'?
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>>30386191
In my experience people who are good at cooking aren't usually fat, OP. If anyone is affected by somebody's ability to cook well, it's their close friends, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. If they're not already fat, then they are without a doubt struggling to keep the weight off.

If anything it should go like this:
>>30389421
>>30390979
>>30393236
>Mallow's cooking is amazing, but so extremely spicy
>No one can take the heat, making her food basically inedible
>The only exception is Olivia
>She genuinely loves Mallow's food and can handle the spice
>As a result Mallow always asks Olivia to taste test and be a guinea pig for new recipes
>She agrees and is kept constantly fed by Mallow's new creations
>It's so good she can't restrain herself and eats the leftovers nobody else can even touch.
>Her thighs become full, thick, and soft
>Her belly bulges out and presses into her top
>Her ass grows big and fat, making her shorts threaten to rip with every step
>Olivia can't help but get fattened up Mallow's dishes
>She realizes she's gaining but can never say no because Mallow is her friend and the food is irresistible.

This also makes for a way better reason for her being single. Instead of a conventionally attractive young woman being inexplicably undesirable, the men in Alola are just intimidated by her big fat ass, and are worried as to whether or not they're well enough equipped to handle it.
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>>30403400
I like where this is going
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>food is basically like fucking thermite
>chef

sure
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>>30394899
I like it a lot. SolitaryScribbles does the best blobs, always arousing.
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>>30403781
hope he does more Pokemon stuff in the future
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>>30399994

Honestly it depends on the girls face on how well they can go with being big past say 25. My aunt is pretty fat and still looks pretty nice, but thats just because she has a nice face.

Really its a case by case thing so if you want the best idea of what she'll look like just look at her mother and judge for yourself
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>>30399783

This is true, fat girls seem to play pokemon more often

and thats fucking hot
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>>30404076
Gonna agree. When I went to a midnight release of Sun and Moon at Gamestop there were some chubby/fat girls there. Someone were playing X&Y while they waited and were pretty friendly.
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>>30400898
I can't tell if that's fat Ash or fat Calem
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>>30405502
Fat Ash
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I had a chef girlfriend, she was fit as fuck.
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I want to fatten this piggy up.
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>>30405992
Juniper needs more fat art. As do many female NPC's
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I only started gaining weight when I stopped working in a kitchen. I was so used to eating a lot (like the constant taste testing from the kitchen) that I had trouble ditching that habit while moving less than when I worked that stressful job. I'm at a BMI of 24.9 right now, so I'm really close to being overweight.
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>>30406864
Well knowing this, are you going to try and lose the weight?
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>>30407083
Yes, but I do have to admit that being in a relationship with someone overweight who doesn't mind my weight takes a lot of the motivation out of it.
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>>30407114
Well I wanna say, whether you lose it or not it seems like the person you're in a relationship with won't mind, but do watch your health for your own sake.
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>>30407114
>tfw my husband doesn't care if I'm fat or thin
>if I'm fat, more to grab. Especially because my breasts have this body fat ratio where they'll always go bigger than my stomach
>if I'm thin, my tits look even bigger with a flat stomach, even if they are smaller than fatass me
>he is happy either way

He only tries to help me lose weight since he knows it bothers me, but he legitimately doesn't give a shit. Which makes it hard to hard to motivate me, I guess. Though I think it's more that my degenerate joint disease & foot pain that really kill me trying to lose weight. Everything fucking hurts and I'm only 27.
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>>30389436
>They both look like unhealthy shit

Ok, and a gun and a nuclear warhead are both things designed to kill people. But one is more extreme than the other, by a fucking huge margin.
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>>30405450
but were they hot? being chubby hot only works when you can be cute or sexy despite being chubby. adding on a few pounds isnt gonna make me wanna fuck you even if I'm a chaser, gotta atleast be somewhat attractive in general. In short whether she's chubby or skinny, she's still has to have some kind of sex appeal
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>>30407209
Yeah, she doesn't mind but I'm missing the pressure of having to look presentable for dates, I guess. But like I said, I'm not terribly obese, just close to being overweight. Most people don't even notice my gut and are quite surprised when I point it out when we discuss a topic like this. Or the just act like that, I don't know or care.

>>30407226
Have you tried swimming? That should be much easier on your joints.
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>>30407265
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>>30391494
>>30391563
>>30391635

This guy is kind of like the LOL WE JOKED ABOUT ME BEATING HER Guy, just a less extreme version.

>>30391465
You're a smug piece of shit and nobody wants to be around you.
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>>30399740
its not that hard, my buddy had a somewhat chubby gf who played pokemon. she wasn't a hambeast but she did have a little bit of a belly. at the same time though she was one of those super kinky white girls so you do the math on why it was a good package
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>>30407298
Out of about 5 of them, one of them was mildly attractive to me.
All though that might be because the clothes she was wearing.
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>>30399740
I have this but I'm an avid amateur cook so she doesn't be much chance
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>>30390837
>tfw both, I am the ultimate degenerate
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Any female trainer classes you'd wanna see fat art of? If so which generation version of them?
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>>30408087
sun/moon rising star
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>>30408087
A thick skull grunt would be cool.
Kinda between >>30403400 and >>30400988
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>>30408087
Sun and Moon Beauty and Unova Ace Trainer
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We only have 1 fat chef in my kitchen and she is about to get the boot. Fat cooks don't handle the heat or labor nearly as well.
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>>30400898
>>30400988
>>30403400
>mfw T H I C C faggots take it too far yet again

Seek help you freaks.
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>>30408366
I did. They told me I need 50cc's of thickness everyday
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>>30386191

Most chefs aren't fat though. They stand for 8+ hours at a time, running around a small sauna.
The fact that they cook all of their own food also means they aren't clogging up their bodies with over-processed shit and corn syrup.
And given Mallow's chosen type, most of her food probably utilizes a lot of fresh island fruits and vegetables. Olivia implies that age practically lives off of Mallow's food, and her body is perfect. If Mallow's food were unhealthy, Olivia would avoid it.

The fat ones tend to focus on fried dishes and pasta dishes.
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>>30408407
>everyday
Goddamnit you people that can't differentiate between "every day" and "everyday" are getting to me lately...

>>30386191
Have you seen her ass and legs? Only the best chefs have curves like hers.
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>>30408430
Okay
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>>30386191
I imagine her pokemon would be the ones effected
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>>30408430
>Curves
Where?
>>
>people liking bbw
>and not the superior bhm
s.mh t.bh f.am
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>>30400869
>I was merely pretending
>>
Never trust a skinny innkeeper.

t. /tg/ crossboarder
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>>30408549
Sauce?
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>>30410384
Looks like Jeet to me but don't quote me on that

>>30408366
Epic pic but I'm forced to disagree with you on a matter of fidelity. Still, taste approved
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>>30408087
Oooh, definitely Alola Sightseer or rising star.
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>>30408087
The female Alola veteran would be nice too.
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>>30399435
I hope you're a novice then

eventually you'll have to learn to use your left hand so you can unlock your right brain hemisphere superpowers or you'll be stuck drawing like shit forever
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>>30411883
>>30399550
What
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>>30411883
That's not how it works...like at all.
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>>30409774
Trust the fa/tg/uy
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>>30403781
My nigga
SolitaryScribbles is based
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>>30409742
Both are great
Hilbert makes the perfect fatty
>>
Malasadas are delcious, but I pity the people who would get hooked on them.
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>>30410384
bamp
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>>30416162
I have no idea what a malasada is.
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>>30403739
>food is basically like fucking thermite
kek
sauce?
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>>30403781
>>30403986
>>30414628
Suggest 3 characters he hasn't blobbed yet for me to keep in mind for when he reopens.

I probably won't get them, but who knows. Poke blobs is poke blobs.
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>>30416248
Ever see those lumps of dough that look kind of like donuts without the holes in the middle and are filled with some kind of jelly usually and tend to be richer and heavier than a normal ass donut?

Think something really similar to Paczki, those jewish donuts that get sold around this time of year.
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>>30416374
Lenora
Lana
Hilda
>>
When the fuck did this thread turn into a pig sty
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>>30386928
i AM that gf
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>>30416374
from memory I know he's done Cynthia and Courtney, so
Karen
Skyla
Whitney
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>>30417343
H A U ' O L I
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>>30410384
Jeetdoh's secret stash
He drew all six plantwaifus, but they're all superfat
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>>30408087
HGSS's Rocket Grunt plz I need this
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>>30417840
I wanna see it
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>>30417910
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>>30417978
>First Lillie and Lusamine
>Now this
I normally don't like Pokemon creature fats but even I can't hate this.
How can one man constantly be so based?
I pray that someday he draws Wicke
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>>30417978
>tubby tsareena
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>>30418165
He drew Pokemon Go girls.
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>>30418463
I know and love him for it.
He's done the Female Go Trainer and a team skull grunt as well.
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>>30418623
>He's done the Female Go Trainer
I thought Jeetdoh couldnt draw butts until that pic
He completely blew my assumption out of the water
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>>30386480
Jesus christ woman eat something!

I fucking hate people who think they need to be skeletons or model body tier figures to be attractive.
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>>30418757
What if that's what they think is attractive and that's simply their opinion?
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>>30399783
My family tends to have the males be cooks of the house more often so I dont need one who has a drive to cook.
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>>30418808
Give the fatties lipho and toss what came out into these ones.

Homogeneous looks and bodies is for the best at this juncture, since we've hit the point where one side is just turning into snorlax sillouettes and the other is mummifying themselves all on purpose.
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Let's tone it down a bit with the HUGE
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>>30418757
Who cares if they want to be skinny. I don't want people to judge my love for fatties so I don't judge extremely skinny girls. Live and let live.
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>>30418623
>Female Go trainer
Where? I don't see it
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>>30419514
http://imgur.com/QvsJush
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>>30418623
Just googled his skull grunt. I love it.
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>>30419417
If only the people who judged us for liking chubby people felt the same way, you know? I honestly don't get why they feel the need to attack us, there's nothing to gain.
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Omg! This thread is sick and disgusting. I'm gonna call the police.
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>>30419990
What baffles me the most is that even people in real life care about that. Someone who is into skinny girls should be happy that there are people who are into fatties. That means less competition for them.
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>>30420060
Maybe it's them trying to "correct" our taste. Like in maybe they can't wrap their heads around the fact that someone could like chubby people and so they try to "fix" us in the most explosive, inflammatory way possible.
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>>30420060
That conflicts with the larger priority that others must conform to their viewpoint or be eliminated because they are a threat.
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>>30420164
>because they are a threat.
Like I said, there's nothing threatening about it. It's pretty much the exact opposite. I'm actually quite happy with many being into skinny girls, that just means that it's asier for me to fuck fatties.
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>>30386221
I know you think this is top bantz but there is literally a saying about not trusting skinny chefs.
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>>30420835
Seriously, if I actually gave a fuck, I could take home a fatty every night. It's wildly not hard. Most just looks like shit which is why I don't.
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>>30420151
We don't like that people sexualizing shortening your lifespan by crushing your innards with excess fat.
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>>30420962
I rememeber seeing that saying before but I have no idea where
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>>30421049
Ideally they know what they do to themselves and how bad it is to their health and in that case they should be free to be as fat as they want. Just like you're free to dislike it or like I'm free to have them sit on my face.

But even as a major thickfag, I have to say that the "healthy at every size" stuff is despicable.
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>>30421049
Are you referring to pics like>>30405992 ? Because yes, that is unhealthy, but lightly chubby like >>30401388 isn't.
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>>30421166
Health at every size, for me, stops at around 400lbs and onward. It seems to be the point where most SSBBW models find larger struggles.
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>>30416569
That's some good taste
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>>30422023
Health problems tend to start way before that point unless you're a sumo wrestler.
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>>30422356
They do, but I find they're at least slightly easier to maintain
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>>30422483
*I know
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>>30422023
desu, anything above 190 is where health problems start. They also start declining in attractiveness pretty close to that point, too.
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>>30391411
do it and degrade her existence
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>>30422525
>They also start declining in attractiveness pretty close to that point, too.
Some rise in attractiveness at that point for me but that's subjective
>>
Imagine a chubby Pheramosa acting like an actual cockroach in your house except the obvious difference of her fucking size
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>>30422693
IDK man, the weird pinecone rings around a pudgy tummy would look bad. It'd also kill it, probably. Does it even have a real "midsection", actually?
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>>30422693
I'm not sure a Pheramosa could fit in my house
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>>30422727
>Literally 5'11

Unless you meant like in the walls and shit, in which case, yeah, good luck.
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>>30422758
Didn't know it's height. I was assuming it was like 7 feet or something based on that cutscene it appears in.
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>>30387720
bad, wrong post

lurk more
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>>30422693
>When the fucker flies at you in an attempt to scare you off and ends up crashing into you
>feeling her soft rolls of fat through her softened carapace unable to contain her girth
>so heavy but so soft and doughy as you begin to knead her bug butt

I'll stop
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>>30399550

Is this bait?
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>>30422921
Don't make me want to huge a chubby cockroach
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>>30399740
thats basically all chubby women, anon
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>>30389116
Same, friend. Feels good.
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>>30386191
Every new game I hope for plump qt3.14 new character. It seems like the only characters with significant body variance are guys.

What kind of type expertise and occupation do you guys think a chubby Pokegirl would have?
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>>30422693
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>>30422968
I wish chubby women could jump as relatively high and fast as cockroaches, that'd be hilarious and I could probably ride my GF to work.

>>30423011
Bakery. Fairy or normal-type gym leader.
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>>30423046
Isn't there a chubby Baker/cook female trainer class in Unova?
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>>30423041
My dick just got a Beast Boost
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>>30423552
She's old/too big, though. Lenora too.
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>>30423649
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>>30423678
>Lenora
>too big
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>>30423982
Hmm, you're right. Maybe she's just not cute, IDK. Too old.
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>>30422356
But like what? If you exercise but just happen to be fat(250-300) what happens?
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>>30423678
>Lenora too.
She's seems more like actual thick to me. The Bakers seems chubby based on their sprites as well.
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>>30424070
Not, but I'd say you're just at a lower risk of health problems. Though you'd have to exercise maybe 30 minutes daily and cut back on foods that would raise cholesterol and blood pressure.
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>>30424102
Baker isn't as bad as I remember. I thought her face had wrinkles, but maybe that was just the weird stretched sprite. She might be cute and young, it's so hard to tell with no actual art except one frame of her in a clown nose in the manga. Her frumpy outfit and the way it makes her body look says old, her hair and face say young.
>>
>>30424175
>it's so hard to tell with no actual art except one frame of her in a clown nose in the manga
Shame we didn't get portraits of other Trainer classes until XY.
>>
>>30424102
Maybe he thinks this is the actual Lenora.
>>
>>30421049
Mate, we live in a world where people fuck animals and corpses or want people to shit in their mouths while they masturbate.

If me wanting to fuck a girl with a potbelly, with THIS >>30420151 being as fat as I'll go, is what offends you, you really need to open your eyes to just how disgusting the world of paraphilia really is.
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>>30424567
Anon, the arguement was over a while back. It's fine, whoever it was left.
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>>30417343
I
S
T
A
N O T C O N S T A N T I N O P L E
B
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>>30417978
Holy. Fucking. Shit.

This is it, folks. Nothing will ever top this.
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>>30424706
Right? What's even worse is that people will invade these threads, post shit like that in response to pictures like pic related and think it's a valid comparison.
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>>30424794
I was actually praising it, but I respect your right to hold your opinion
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>>30424963
Sorry, anon. I'm just so used to these threads being attacked that my usual response is lashing out/blaming other people. I guess we're all in it together, huh? Have an apology pudge.
>>
>>30424794
No one actually thinks it's a valid comparison, they just do it because why the fuck not, and also knowing it'll make people bitch and moan because they sure don't seem like they're good user stock.
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>>30398290
How the fuck is this thicc? They look like normal women.
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Thiccfags should be shot.
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
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>>30387442
I want to be upset by your comment but then again my art is moderate shit so you might have a point
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>>30425454
Nah
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>>30401439
You call this thicc? Have you ever actually seen a woman in real life?
>>
>>30424159
Gf is chubby, not that chubby yet, but we go cycling all the time for hours.
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>>30398144
You should make a imgur or something for em.
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>>30389436
>he thinks the human body doesn't require quite a bit of fat to properly function
Chubbiness is the norm. Not anorexic not thin not fat not obese. Chubby, right in the middle. Don't let fashion models decieve you, they're not as healthy as they could be.
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>>30425962
I actually have one so I'll consider it.
To be honest I also have a Tumblr and DA but the tumblr at this point is all reblogs and I just sort of need to move stuff on my DA account
>>
>>30391031
My gf always cooks and bakes for me and she's 280 lbs. I think.
>>
Good god, where are all you chubby lovers where I live?
>>
>>30426565
Probably not where you live. Duh. Really, though, I wish I could find a chubby girl who liked Pokemon, that'd be dope. Especially one who goes on /vp/.
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>>30426620
Get the fuck down to DFW and we'll talk.
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>>30386289
>boning midgets
Why?
>>
>>30426565
Chubby chasers are pretty much everywhere.
>>
>>30426565
Everywhere but also hiding themselves
Patrick what am I?
>>
>>30426696
They just won't admit it in person because of the social stigma.
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>>30426723
Um, stupid?
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>>30426655
>Living in a hick state

No wonder there's no people for you to find, someone who likes chubby chicks would never admit it there.
>>
>>30426787
Yeah, it's basically hell. Too bad the work here is too good to leave.
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>>30426787
Can pretty much confirm this, I remember back in the high school days, some jackass admitted his preference publicly and later in that day got hosptialized Kept my mouth shut for years after that.
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>>30426756
What's the difference!
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>>30426832
For liking fat chicks? That's a little over the top.
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>>30426906
Yeah, that's Texas. We're fucking stupid down here.
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>>30426723
>>30426655
>Two texans

Now kiss!
>>
She's just an 11-12 years old, let her grow a bit.
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>>30426944
You underestimate how huge this stupid state is. Second thiccest state, heh.
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>>30426906
You'd be surprised what people will use as an excuse to beat someone's ass. I mean he was an awkward dumbass that no one really was friends with, but getting his ribs busted and an arm dislocated was still really fucked up.
>>
>>30426926
>>30427086
Guess I can be pretty happy that the worst people do when hearing about my preference is calling me disgusting, huh.
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>>30427127
It's probably the same people desu
You gotta wonder what makes these people so violent
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>>30395258
This. Being in a kitchen is hardwork and require tons of stamina. You perform better by being in shape.
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>>30427127
Well yeah, that would be the actual average reaction to that, people getting attacked over it has gotta be rare, but it's happened.

Still puts me off that people who are into this act like they are being persecuted like furries, it's not THAT bad, you can still make someone feel special, and there is WORTH in that.
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>>30427562
IDK, man, chubby girls are actually picking up popularity with the whole "thicc" trend. Obviously you would still get shit on in more backwards states, but it's getting less reviled to like chubby.
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>>30427562
Thiccsecution, kek.
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>>30426565
Almost guarantee you you know at least two and they just are too scared to admit it.
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>>30426655
>DFW
>Looking for chubby chasers
So uh...how chubby we talkin'? Because the way I hear it everything is bigger in Texas.
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>>30427972
Sorta kinda.
What seems like a majority of have trucks in texas

>Page 10
It's been an honor posting with you all
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>>30428154
If you're lonely, hang in there, you'll find someone.
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>>30428193
I'm sure we all with if already haven't
>>
>>30428154
>>30428193
Why don't you continue your discussion on /soc/ if you're both Texans and want to fuck?
>>
>>30386191
Fucking wasted potential
>>
>>30428257
Because I'm pretty sure we're both male and neither of us is gay?
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>>30428259
Agreed, I'd kill for a chubby Mallow and all the great porn it'd bring.
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>>30428330
I'll keep that in mind
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>>30428345
>TFW

Quick, where can I find the porn if it does come?
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