Salazzle thread

>>30380141
>i want to be its sex toy

I am still surprised they went as far as a femdom, hypnofethish scalybait.
It's not like some of the other furrybait where you can say "it was not intended" because this is very clearly intentional at this point.

>>30380141
It's Goodra all over again...

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>>30380141
Salazzle makes me feel shameful.
Seeing it makes me want to commit crimes against the emperor.

>>30380806
>It's Goodra all over again...
It's not even close to the level Goodra shitposting that went on during Gen 6.

>>30380747
Besides Lopunny.

>>30380141
What's a good nickname for Salazzle?

>>30381895
Lusty Argonian.

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>>30380141
congrats, the first pic of salazzle that i've actually wanted to save

is this how it begins?

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>>30380141

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>>30382169
Let it happen
It hurts less if you allow it in

>>30382203
Ok, ill bite the hook, what's the actual news story?

I actually find Salazzle's sultriness rather silly

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>>30381895
Slut lizard

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>>30382323
especially when the first time we'll see it in game is this moment.

>>30382334
Is that a vag?

>>30382298
Florida man bound and tied an alligator and raped it.

>>30382374
I love how Kiawe treats the Hiker as if he was one of his Pokemon

>>30382298
Guy in florida ties up an alligator and rapes it.

>>30382388
Classic Florida man

>>30381895
Cereza, and team it with a shiny one named Jeanne

>>30381895
slaanesh

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>finally got a female Salandit
>Impish nature

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>>30382298
50 year old florida man literally ties up a female croc in his basement and proceeds to rape it for a month to "teach it a lesson" about biting people.

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>>30380141

>>30384108
>donuts

post lewder Salazzles already

>>30382203
>12 foot tall Salazzle

...Goddammit, you're going to force me to fetishize this thing, aren't you /vp/?

>>30382203
Should've been Kiawe seeing as he actually has a giant Salazzle.

>>30383956
>>30382388
>>30382650
Classic Florida.

>>30381895
Generic prostitute names
Velvet
Candy
Diamond
etc.

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>>30383956
>>30384507
>>30382388
>>30382650
Floridafag here, can concur. I'd totally bang a gator and call her Salazzle.

>>30383956
>This just causes all of the female alligators to come to his house

>>30383956
>>30384579
>How do we solve the Alligator problem?
>"Well, I'd say we just take all the chick gators 'n' fuck 'em until they stop."

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>>30384815
Florida man here, I approve of this government sanctioned plan.

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>>30382203
>12 foot tall Salazzle.

>>30382203
>12 foot tall salazzle
anon, please no

>>30380141
I didn't want to smash it until I used it to sweep the Elite Four.

>implying you wouldn't fuc a female gator if she was packing human levels of intelligence and speech capable

Gators are fuckin cool, man. Basically just big THIC lizards. It's just the feral animal part that fucks it up. Also it will kill you

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>>30385503
Gators are for cute, not for lewd.

>>30385545
That's a child, anon. I mean adult gators

>>30384451
>>30385159
>>30385186
>TFW no giant Salazzle to tease you

>>30384579
Floridafag here, too.
I'd totally paint a gator black and pink and call it my Salazzle.
I would not be lewd with it though...

>>30382203
What I don't get about these people is...why the backyard? I mean for fuck sake you literally have a wild fucking gator in your possession and if you're going to fuck it...

you do it in the back fucking yard? I don't care how tall your fences are, anything could happen and catch a glimpse. At least have the fucking courtesy of taking your gator waifu onto your fucking bed goddamn you can clean the sheets later.

>>30386265
yes you would

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>>30382203
can we get a secondary Artfag to redraw this salazzle? J-Just so that it could be more accurate to the original photo...

>>30384108
Damn not gon lie she thick

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Turn on subtitles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3h2CA001rM

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>tfw jogging next to a lake in Orlando and a young gator darts into the water
Thankfully, momma must have been sleeping

Also, yes I do have a Salazzle on my team
Feraligatr was also my gen 2 starter

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>>30387014
We floridians love crocs, They're even on our Ice cream!

>>30387042
CUTE CROC

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>>30386854
>to tame my alligator, I let him touch my body all the time