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I`m obsessed with Nihilego 2016-11-30 07:54:23 Post No. 30373177
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I`m obsessed with Nihilego 2016-11-30 07:54:23 Post No. 30373177
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I know this will sound like roleplay, but it`s a serious issue. I need to solve it before I do something crazy.
Since I`ve seen the UB01, I`ve liked it. I wanted to hug it, I wanted to pet it. It's so cute.
But when I actually played the game, and I saw that it's a literal parasite, that kicked my true obsession. I wanted to host it. A relationship of mutual benefit, a nobody taking protection and an empowered nobody offering protection.
Yet I know that it`ll never happen, because reality sucks. All I can do is pet and feed it on Refresh.
This isn`t enough for me. Every night, I dream about Nihilego. Today I broke down and started crying. I wished I could`ve slept more to dream about it.
I often dream about people mocking me for my appearance. But since I've played the game, that stopped happening. Because I'm hosting Nihilego. I finally have the courage to tell people to fuck off, to beat them up, to defend myself. I dream about doing crazy things that I wouldn't before. All for the sake of me and Nihilego. It gave me the self esteem that I lacked.
I`ve started researching on how to give myself a coma so I could dream more about it. Even if it`s just dreams, being with Nihilego would make me happy.
But there`s a risk I`d die. If I die, I`ll never see Nihilego again, even if it`s on the game or the 3DS.
What should I do /vp/? Please help... I feel hopeless. I don't want to die, but I don't want to continue suffering either.
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Congratulations. This is the most autistic thing I've seen all day.
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Nice story OP, can you write one about Lillie next?
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HAH AHA!
(you) ARE FUCKED!
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>>30373204
This.
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Anyone who thinks the GLASS-LIKE MONSTER emits slime is just stupid as anyone who draws the costume head of Mimikyu emoting.
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Lusamine pls...
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Lusamine please get the fuck off this board and take care of your kids.
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>>30373177
Lusameine pls go
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Lusamine, you're supposed to be in rehab.
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>>30373177
Fucking hell Lusamine
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>>30373265
You see it some poisonous slime splash out of it when fused Lusamine throws Clefable's Ultra Ball.
In fact, back when the battle intros were posted, some tards insisted that the final boss was Champion Ash because
>the splash is obviously from Greninja
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What the fuck did you just say? Nihilego is mine and mine only FAGGOT!
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Lusamine... are you reall 40+?
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>>30373177
Not a pokemon.
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>>30373177
>he hasn't made a Pokemon tulpa yet
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>>30373342
/thread
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>>30373177
looks like we have a new cringe pic guys
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>>30373329
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>>30373329
This pic needs a DELETE THIS caption
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you will never be the goodra guy.
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Don't go beating people up. Just tell them to fuck off. You don't need a UB to be a stronger person.
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Thinking about lopunny hopping around going 'lop lop!' makes me smile
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>>30373177
Fuck outta here Lusamine aren't you in rehab?
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>>30373177
Go away Lusamine.
I still want to fug you but bitch you went full baka
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>>30373177
It's cool you finally got some self esteem, but it's 40 years too late
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>>30373414
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Clearly the solution is to make a Nihilego tulpa. What could go wrong?
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>>30373177
You need to go outside and get some fresh air, anon. The spores in your mother's basement have got to you.
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>>30374243
>go outside
>get some fresh air
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>>30373177
>Lusamine
Lusamine , I'll give you a hint. Your Husband has become some fat fuck over on Poke Pelago. Go find him and let him fuck these feelings away. You and your kids will be much better off.
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Who let Lusamine near the computer?
I swear Lillie really needs to put her on a leash
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>>30373177
get help anon
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My love for Null is stronger than my mom's obsession with that jellyfish monster
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>>30375082
How does that dog cum feels, Gladion?
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So does everyone think what Gladion said about Lusamine's obsession with Nihilego stems with her coping with her husband leaving to be true?Is Mohn that man?
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>>30375541
>So does everyone think what Gladion said about Lusamine's obsession with Nihilego stems with her coping with her husband leaving to be true?
I don't think so. Gladion is just a kid. He can't understand adult things.
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>>30373177
Well, anon, ultimately you seek to have an answer to things that plague you handed to you. In this case, you see nihilego as the manifestation of said desires, while you see yourself as powerless without it. However, it is within you to be the person you want to be, though you seem to have mistaken confidence for being a dick slightly. So...I would say focus less on the shape of your desire, and focus more on what you truly want to achieve, as in this case your mind is using nihilego to simply send a message over what you truly crave.
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>>30377921
>legitimate psychological advice in a shitpost thread
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>>30373204
>Congratulations. This is the most autistic thing I've seen all day.
Congratulations. This is the most autistic thing I've seen all day.
>Congratulations. This is the most autistic thing I've seen all day.
Congratulations. This is the most autistic thing I've seen all day.
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>>30375541
Yes, Mohn is Lillie's dad. He has what appears to be picture of her behind him at Pelago.
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>>30373177
me too
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>>30373421
Who?Got a cap of what he said?
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