>Gen 7 >still no cuckoo pokémon

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>Gen 7
>still no water bear Pokemon

Explain this.

>>30362437
>>30362701
>Gen 7
>STILL no dolphin Pokemon (akin to that of a bottlenose or spinner) because the Japanese
I put that part about bottlenose and spinner dolphins in because people always respond with Kyogre. They're not wrong; orcas technically are dolphins, but they aren't the kind of dolphin that we've been wanting for so long now.

>>30362437

>Psychic/Flying Cuckoo
>This pokemon lays its eggs in other bird pokemon's nests. When it hatches, it unconsciously warps the perception of both pokemon and humans to make them believe they are their young.

>Evolved form can mimic the crude approximation of human form, using this to lure people into dark alleyways so that they can consume their life energy.

>>30363184
>only the males (1 in 8) can evolve

>>30362701
lotad my boi, check bulbapedia

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>>30363184
first ones pretty alright

second not so much. I'd go with 'likes to fuck with humans and Pokemon by making things look like other things. You know, like getting someone to see what looks like a pokéball on the floor when it's actually a fresh hot coal or something

>>30362437
>There's a certain daycare you find very early in the game where everything is dirty and the manager seems to be a lazy asshole
>The daycare has controversy and the people that live near it scorn the owner 24/7
>You can drop two Pokemon off there but it's overpriced for daycare standards
>You get an egg from your Pokemon as per usual
>It hatches into a cuckoo Pokemon that eats eggs
Of course you find the proper daycare later

>what is magcargo