>Calls you cousin >has the same mom as you in what backwater

>>30357871
Pacific islanders use cousin the way black people use brother. That's all.

What? He doesn't have the same mom as you.

It's a Hawaii thing. People call each other "cousin" and "cuz" even when they aren't related.
It's like how people call each other "bros".

>>30357871
Calling people brother and cousin are typical slang in Hawaii. Haven't you ever seen Lilo and Stitch?

>>30357871
>>has the same mom as you
You retarded?

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>>30357871
because your mom fucked her brother

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>>30357970
He's saying it like "Hey there mother of this child"

>>30357970
Why would she refer to him so informally if she was his mother?

>>30357936
In game, kuikui refers to the player's mom as "mom". It happens early game, pretty much the only time they speak

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>>30358061
literally no one on earth would refer to another person's mother that way

Do you seriously call other people who aren't your mother "Mom"? Because that would make you the retard here.

>>30358131
>I don't do it so you're a retard

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>>30358131
I've literally met dozens of people that do that. You're retarded.

>>30358131

Dear have you ever interacted with another human being in your life?

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>>30358131
God I'm so glad all these other people replied before me to point out how much of a god damn retard you really are.

>>30358131
It's like how everybody calls Timmy Turners Father Dad when really his name is *TRUCK PASSING HONKING*

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>>30358131
yeah dude, you dont walk into the house of someone you just met like a week ago and say "hey mom" to their mom? what are you fucking retarded?

>>30358131
It really shows that /vp/ is full of basement dwellers who have never interacted with a human being before in their entire life.

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>>30358220
holy shit, thanks for the laugh, anon

>>30358131
Dude, it's because they never bother to name your mom in the game

>>30357871
>not knowing kukui is a crip.
pls

>>30357871
>implying he's not banging your mom while you're away

>>30357970
Her name is mom

>>30357970
Even if that WERE true (which it isn't you fucking retard), that would make Lillie your sort-of-adopted niece, and that would be weird.

>>30358131
Have you ever seen fairly odd parents?
There's a gag where the mom and dad's names were mom and dad.

It's like that in a way.

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>>30358131
I mean in my circle of friends I refer to my male friends as "dad" and female friends as "mom" and they do the same. Even new people that come into the group pick up the habit. Meet more people dude.

>>30358266
I miss this loveable bastard. His raps were a balm for my bad days.