Whats the real reason behind all the waifu mon this gen? Even

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Maybe they're giving up on the genwun normies who will never come back and embracing us spergs who will always throw money at them.

>>30352068
Even worse than genwunners pandering is to pander autists.

>>30352001
Why Toxapex looks so shit compared to mareanie?

>>30352001
This looks like something Weaver would design.

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>>30352155
hey now that's not very nice.

SM has an odd amount of Pokefucker pandering and grittier writing compared to previous games

Mareanie isn't a waifu it's just super cute.

>>30352200
>Mareanie isn't a waifu
It is though, mine to be more specific

>>30352001
>salazzle
>primarina
>Tsarena
>Pheromosa
These are undeniably pandering to pokefuckers. Things like lunala can be excused to being really fucked up, its not designed to be appealing. But those 4 were designed to look like good-looking women at the very least.

That's just wrong.

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>>30352001
Is that a water type Misdreavus?

>>30352264
salazzle is a curvy lizard you dolt

>>30352001
I really don't see how you guys see a wife in this. Y'all really need to get laid

>>30352264

>salazzle
>good looking woman

Am I missing something here?

>>30352281
Misdreavus a cute! A CUTTEE

>>30352001
That thing's face reminds me of Tomoko
Or just a tired anime kid in general.

>>30352364
>Hourglass figure
>Thick thighs
At least in regards to the body structure, obviously you'd need to be a scalie to find it attractive as a whole, but the point is GF did try to make it appeal to scalies.

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>>30352385
yup

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>>30352264
>its not designed to be appealing

>>30352839
Lunala appeals to my dick

>>30352264
God, you people are stupid. I don't know what else I was expecting from /vp/.

>>30352001
>waifumons
thats your problem, OP.

>>30352839
Sauce or is that it?

>>30352960
full pic is on paheal

>>30352068
I thought that was a smile, not a creepy puppet mouth. This is fucking litwick all over again

>>30352001
That face is so lewd

Starmie is better

>>30352155
>Not liking Mareanie 2.0, but even more hardcore but shy at the same time

It even tries to hide behind its arms, lifting just one to peek when unsettled and lifts both when it's sure it's safe. It spins its little body mid-air when thrilled in Amie.

The entire line is cute, cute!

>>30353211
wait...what do you mean by litwick

I-thought-poliwags-mouth-was-a-nose-for-20-years kind of guy here, so.

>>30352001
Don't fug mareanie! She's pure!

>>30357221
And make especially sure not to evolve her

>>30357701
I used the magic of the everstone.
Actually I keep two, one that evolved into toxapex (although she's still sort of cute) and one with a different moveset to keep as a "pet" of sorts and to run gimmicky teams in the Tree or against friends. I'm totally in love with the little thing and despite the shitty non-evolved stats has managed to pull off a few lucky plays...which makes me love her even more.
I don't even want to fug, she's just stupidly adorable, and I want to protect that smile.

>>30353211

>This is fucking litwick all over again

I...What?

What's wrong with litwick?

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>>30355549
>>30358037

>>30358104
I think the weird lip is a reference to a certain pop culture character, but the thing is still adorbs as fuck. I'd let it burn away my life force.

>>30358104
But...that is cute.

>still nothing of female Mareanies bullying a male Corsola in a variety of ways

>>30358534
>but secretly caring in a tsundere way and protecting him from bigger threats

>>30352001
>starfish

>>30358585
hng