ITT: Pretend we all live in a Pokemon world

>>30348885
anyone knowing why there is a flock of these weird mons following me around? they wear some kind of scythe-horn and a sidebang.
they just follow me around without saying a thing and keep staring at me. i dont want to go home because i dont want THEM inside

Hey /pk/ I have a ratatta problem. I've tried traps and repellent but they keep getting in. What do?

>>30349141
there are holes in your home, or they make them themselves

get something to hunt them down , a skitty might work

>>30349141
Roast em, probably better tasting then magikarp

>>30349141
Get a Gumshoes ,guy.

So I got an Alolan muk to help with the company's garbage footprint. Is it safe to feed her scrapped electronics?

How do I cure my balltism Bros? The hoarding... It's getting to me...

I've sold nearly all of my possessions to get that beast ball beldum, God only knows how much I'd have to do to get even a tenth of that back

help

i think my wobuffet is autistic