>Lusamine, a hot mother with 40 years in her body but still

Money.

>>30344944
Rainbow beans

He is her brother like lillie and gladion

>>30344972
what?

>>30344944
It was probably an arranged marriage since they're rich as fuck.

>>30344972
>incest in Pokemon

>>30344944
Isn't it implied he only got fat once he was on the island because he ate so many beans?

>>30344972
>having similar eye and hair color means you're related
Both Lillie and Gladion look more like Mohn than they do Lusamine. Lusamine has a lighter shade of blonde and mixed yellowish-green eyes. Also,
>implying Lusamine didn't modify her appearance

>>30344944
>40 years in her body but still looking like a hot 18 year old

You explained it right there. He probably looked better when he was younger, but compared to her, he aged like an average human being. She's the odd one.

>>30344966
Underrated

who is this guy? i don't remember him at all

>>30344944
It's cause he got addicted to beans. He's actually self conscious about it to the point that he gives you shit over it

>>30344944
Some girls like chubby guys.

Some girls just don't judge that shit

He also could've been skinnier back in the day.

Why are you so salty over a fictional character having a hot wife?
Calm down, you'll get a girl some day. Just gotta look for one.

Where is it ever stated he is is the father of Lillie and Gladion? I dont remember that at all.

>>30345162
Never seen him either

>>30345605
this

>>30345605
There's an Aether grunt that mentions that Doctor Mohn was sucked into a Ultra Wormhole and didn't return, then Gladion explained that it's why Lusamine went insane. He introduces himself as Mohn and looks like the rest of the family so I wouldn't say it doesn't have merit as a theory.

>>30344944
he probably wasnt fat before
if hes stuck on an island his diet can not be that great

>>30344944
Mohn was most likely a 10/10 god before.

But since the Ultra Space memory wiped him, he got additcted to beans and became fat

>>30344944
You can't explain nothing in this game.
Oliva is still a virgin, somehow.

>>30345162
>>30345756
^Faggots who never used Poke Pelago or are too poor to buy SM.
Git beans fags

>>30344944
Pretty sure he is Lusamine's brother or close relative. He looks way too similar in a genetic standpoint to be an unrelated person to her and thus be a husband material.

>>30345906
What? The don't have to be related just because they have the same eye and hair color. They're all just from Poke Europe. Colress also looks similar to all of them and he has shit to do with them.

>>30344944
What I don't get is that if he got sucked into a wormhole, why is he there?

If it's not Dr Mohn, why give him the name "Mohn" and give him square hair?

If it is Dr Mohn, why is he spending his time fucking around with jelly beans instead of going back to his family, at the bare fucking minimum to help his children from their mother? Was he not the least bit concerned about his own children, let alone his wife?

Why not just make it some other random fat guy? Why put all these implications here with no intention on solving this mystery?

>>30345906
>an unrelated person to her and thus be a husband material.
Considering that incest results in genetically superior children within this world, why are we drawing the line there?

>>30344944
Prove it.

>>30345992
>canon incest in a children's game

>>30345985
Anabel was sucked into the wormhole and had almost all her previous memories wiped clean

I assume the same happened to Mohn

>>30345985
He lost his memeroy and probably doesn't even know who his kids are or if he even has.

>>30345985
To add a further layer to this, if the reason why Mohn isn't going back to his family is because his memory is wiped, and it's apparently common enough knowledge for a grunt of Aether to know Dr Mohn got sucked away, and if this Poke Polegeo thing is available to everyone,why hasn't a single person tried to tell him that his memory is gone?

It's almost as if no effort was put into this and whoever wrote the story for this game is bad at writing.

>>30345215
>Calm down, you'll get a girl some day. Just gotta look for one.
>4chan basement dwelling neckbeard loser
Lmao never ever

>>30346041
Or that pokemon games never really take things like poke polegeo, the sinnoe, or o-powers underground or whatever into serious story or worldbuilding consideration because they're really only there to give you items and add a few convenience features they couldn't be bothered to fit into the rest of the game.

>all these fags thinking he's related to Lusamine
Do none of your parents have the same eye/hair color?

And don't give the hair excuse since that can be styled differently, and given Lusamine's obsession with that roach, it's likely that she wanted hair like that.

>>30346105
meant to say the sinnoh underground

>>30345008
It is. I bet he looked like an hot-ass rugged young Viggo Mortensen.

>>30345867
Nobody likes niggers, anon.

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>>30344944
Just bean yourself.

>>30346047
Not with that attitude.

>>30344944
He stuck his dick in crazy and had to open a cross dimensional wormhole to get away from her.

>>30345008
> Lusamine will never become obsessed with Guzzlord and fatten you up on Poke beans

>>30345855
Dubs prove it

I want to fuck bean daddy! He's cute! CUTE!!

>>30346041
Npcs do mention him on the second island.

>>30344944
Years of lazing around and eating Pokebeans turned him from handsome to fat fuck. I'd imagine young Mohn looking like a tan, hair-down Gladion with Guzma's body.

>>30344944
I can. It's his stand, 「The Dick」

When do you find out about Daddy Mohn? I beat the aether paradise invasion and Lusamine and Ya Boi got sucked into the wormhole, but all I learned about him was that he studied wormholes and got succed into one.

>>30344944

All these betas thinking girls care about fatness. The guy is a provider and from what we can gather about him, also a genius.

>>30344944
>this fat fuck fucked the hottest pokemon character who isn't a jail bait to date


thanks for revealing your cuck fetish game freak

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>>30344944

>>30345215
>girls not caring about looks
What did he mean by this

>>30346429
I was almost jealous of the JUST guy until I read the location on his boat.

There's no greater JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP than living in a shithole like Cleveland.

>>30351637
Lots of girls like dad bods m8

>>30344944
and basically? You're fucking stupid

>>30351578
YES

>>30351881
I think Mohn is sort of past "dad bod" in terms of fatness.

>>30351881
>dad bods
>aka lifts 3-4 times a week but is at only a slightly below average bf% as opposed to a low bf%

Dadbod isn't fucking real, everyone has wildly unrealistic expectations of the opposite sex.

>>30350419
Please god answer me

>>30346402

half the island are nignogs and tansluts. Maybe people just assume since Olivia acts and looks so promiscuous she sucks all the cocks so it's surprise that it isn't the case.

BASIC JUXTAPOSITION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

>>30350419
Go talk to Gladion in the Aether Foundation.

>>30351578
Should change chicks to MILFs

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>>30351578
this might be my favorite SM meme

>>30345215
>not liking lardbeasts constitutes "judging"
no. it's basic common sense.

>>30350546
Kek. Put down those chicken wings and stop deluding yourself.

>>30350546
lol you realize if you arent some 10/10 alpha male chad you have no chance right

I bet its just musclefat and hes actually a bear mode

>>30352744
>Those noodle arms
>bear mode
"No"

>>30352707
If that were true then 90% of men would never reproduce.
Dumb tripfag.

>>30352707
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>>30344944
That's her brother. She was raped repeatedly and forced to have the children. Hence why they're both so fucking retarded.

>>30352707
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>>30352805
>>30352832
my bad i forgot to take it off
I'm still right though.

>>30344944
>implying he was fat before being stuck on Pokepelago for literal years

pretty sure Pokebeans are caloric as fuck.

Isnt he his father? some random grunt in the entrance of Aether says that the father of the president started the foundation, or something like that.

He got fat from eating too much. I mean he is stuck in another dimension with nothing to do but help some random kid manage some islands.

>>30344944

Lusamine likes em T H I C C

>>30344944
Crazy bitches fuck all kinds of dudes.

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I've got a hot bone for mommy and there's nothing wrong with getting a hot bone for your mother

>>30354483
This, they're the equivalent of the fucking pastries in Amie. A rainbow bean is more decadent than a malasada, a fried pastry, based on the amount of affection they both give.

>>30345162
>>30345756
good job on either playing the game like a retard or retard tier memorie.

>>30344944
You're probably just a retarded girl, OP.
As a man I can truly see and recognize an attractive and charming man, thing only another man can do.

>>30344944
He has a BSD

>>30347335
I want to read a hentai where this happens to feMC now

>>30354660
>I mean he is stuck in another dimension
What? We fly to him on a Charizard. He's just out on what people think are a bunch of desert islands.

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>>30344972
like this?

>>30344944
Gladion - "Dad come home!"

>>30358249
Mohn - "I'm not coming home, son"

>>30358340
Gladion - "But I miss you, Lillie misses you even mom misses you"

>>30352859
>>30352707
Go back to /r9k/ Eggman

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>>30358377