ITT: Generations 1-7 came out in reverse order

>>30336479
Charizard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Johto starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alola starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hoenn starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kalos starters>>>>>>>>>>Shitnaught>Sinnoh starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a shit's shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unova starters

>>30336479
>the mon that singlehandedly solved the Mimikyu lore of the past 20 years
>worthless and boring

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>>30336581
>le Charizard is le best meme
>le Johto starters are second best even though they're all fucking dogshit in battle and incapable of doing anything by themselves
>le unova was so bad maymay xdddd
Kill yourself. No one will miss you.

151 new pokemon?? What is this, GF?

>>30336479
>wait 20 years for Volt Tackle to finally be legitimately released
>it's exclusive to the region Mimiklone
JUST

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>>30336479
>its just a pokeball with angry eyes
Man, they're really running out of ideas this time

>Gamefreak tries something different for once with a Togedemaru clone that can evolve into something that isn't a total shitmon
>People call it boring

Remember when the designs were actually good? The first pseudo was a badass warrior dragon whose scales gave it an eye-catching appearance. Dragonite is literally just Barney.

>>30336581
>Alola starters that higher
Nostalgiafags need to fuck off already

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What was GF thinking, releasing this in this day and age? Now the SJWs will never shut up.

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What the fuck is this shit?

Heard of the new Pokemon named Machamp? Lol just another Conkeldurr rip-off.

>Making a pokemon made entirely of polygons
>Naming it porygon
the people at gamefreak should be fired

I hate how Game freak forgot the dark type this gen

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Post the goddess

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>>30337049
>name is just an engrish version of a real word

Hold on. Now we're getting a pre-evolution of Sylveon???

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>>30336479
What the fuck is this shit? Kanto variants are literally the lassiest Alola-pandering yet, the same designs with fucking less detail on top. GF's are hacks

>literally a turtle x3
>literally a bird x3
>literally a ball x2
>literally a rat
>literally a snake x2
>literally a fish x3
>literally a jellyfish x2
>literally a seal x2
>literally a crab x2
>literally a horse with fire x2
>literally a seahorse x2
>literally a bull
remember when designs were unique?

>>30337129
So many baby pokemon.

I cant believe Game Freak ripped off Silvally and Type: Null by making a shitty goat in a fence

Too many Poison types, not enough Ghost and Dragon types.

And our only new Dragon type is some orange Barney the dinosaur-looking doof

Why is it only now that we're getting to see "Kanto" anyway? They include people like Red and Blue who are from there and Lillie fucks off there never to be seen again, and it takes 20 years to see the damn place! And no, GSC doesn't count since we didn't get Lillie in there. RBY better give us Lillie.

>>30337149
GAY MIME
BLATANT RACIST
FIRE DUCK THING

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A FLYING-TYPE BUT NOCTOWL AND DECIDUEYE AREN'T?!

>>30337168

>Hit at something's existance in the lore for years
>They finally add it
>"It's a rip off"

I like it. I hope this means they'll finally give us the original dragon next gen.

The preevos for Electivire and Scizor are cool, but what's the point?

>>30336479
>Not a single Dark type added

Bravo

>>30337295
That elekid-electivire line was pretty strange imo

Mew and Mew...two.
MEWTWO. LITERALLY JUST ADDED TWO.

GAMEFREAK'S LOSING IDEAS

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>finally get to visit the kanto region they've been hyping for 5 gens
>only half the game
>the next game is only kanto
>just a shitty prequel to gold and silver that adds nothing new
JUST

>>30337295

Scizor seems to just exist to fuck Little Cup

>Prevolution with the same BST as the original

>>30337327
We dont even get to see Lily in the games either fml.

I wish they didn't make pre-evos desu. Dusknoir, Electivire, Magmortar, Togekiss, Rhyperior, Probopass, Mismagius, Tangrowth and Magnezone can stand on their own.

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>Lillie fucks off to Kanto in the first game 20 fucking years ago
>literally nowhere to be found in this Gen
>bunch of pre-evo fucks
>no dark-types
>lazy ass designs like pokeball with angry eyes and black face prostitute
>ANOTHER Togedemaru clone

FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK, FUCK YOU SO DAMN MUCH.

>>30337222
>Noctowl isn't flying
Are you high?

>>30336853
Amoongus did it better and retained the mushroom concept, this is literally my mum's Volt orb

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what's up with this fatass?

>>30336647
>being this butthurt

Kek, stay mad, unovacuck

team rocket is a lazily made team

fucking boring version of team skull

Guys, I just beat the Elite Four, and what the hell was gamefreak thinking?

Bruno has TWO Onix
Agatha and TWO Gengar and a Haunter
Lance has TWO Dragonair and a Dragonite

How original, at least get a little diverse.

>>30337439
>implying owls can fly

The only thing GF got right was the rival

Holy shit he's actual fucking good. Gary = Silver > all

at least it's not stupid fucking gen 3 rivals

>>30337616
All> Hau

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>let's take the pangolin pokemon
>and just make it more like a pangolin
What the fuck's the point here?

>>30337616
Gary's good, but where the fuck is the love interest. 2 Generations and no chick. Wtf GameFreak

>>30337010
ayo I got dat nigga in a fishtank

>>30337497
At least they buffed Gengar with levitate was about time

Why the fuck is everyone so happy. It's like nothing fucking goes wrong in this place.

>Kantonian Grimer and Muk
>literally just the Shiny Palette but with no trash sticking out or extra colors, shittier abilities and Pure Poison Typing instead of Poison/Dark

>>30337385
Vire and mortar were really werid choices too
Also, GAY MIME
You know they woulda made it a fairy type if they could get away with it

>No Dark types
>33 (THIRTY THREE) poison types
Why are they jerking the Psychic dick so hard?

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>>30336993
GF have been peddling these hurtful stereotypes for 20 years and nothing's changed.

>>30337819
To be fair, it wasn't AS bad in 1996.

>>30337073
At least you goy some love last gen. But will we EVER get another FAIRY???

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>>30337903
>fairyfags

lmao. NEVER EVER.

Jesus fuck pokemon has been getting more an more disappointing. 151 new pokemon? Why? Most of them are shit, and just rip-offs of Unovan mons. This is probably the best example of why Quality>>>>>>>>Quantity. Seriously, how did we go from the amazing lore of the Tapus to some literally who birds and an edgy deviantart OC.

>>30337903
>one new mon that LITERALLY has "fairy" in the name
>normal type
I don't understand GF's logic.

>>30337497
What do you mean buffed? this thing didnt exist until now!

Everyone here saying we're getting gen 5 remakes come on guys after what happened in kanto we're obviously getting Sun and Moon remakes

I can't believe it's been 6 fucking gens with no mention of the ultra space and 5 with 0 megas added, these hacks just love to forget about everything.

Fuck gamefreak.

>STILL NO DOLPHIN POKEMON

>>30336707
I think it's awesome that they keep revealing more and more.
Remember how easy it was to capture 70?

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>LITERALLY FEEBAS

And worst of all they completely removed shinies, like what even was the point

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO BACK TO CABLES TO TRADE SHIT THIS GEN?????? IS GAMEFREAK RUN BY MORONS? WHATS THIS TYE 90'S?

>>30338038
Casualized Feebas to boot, you don't have to win contests anymore, just stick on the Exp Share and grind it to 20.

Who the fuck approved these starter final evolution completely lazy designs like what is venusaur supposed to be a dinasaur with a plant on its back?

>the first gen to not have box legendaries
>2/3 starters and mimikuyu clone get a game

GF what the fuck

>Legendary is literally a Trumbeak that got struck by lightning

First they fuck the physical/special move distinction in gen V, now they merge the two special stats into one? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, GAME FREAK???

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>we need more kantonian variants
>I know! let's just make it really short and give it a boring as fuck typing

>>30338541
It's like Exeggutor's autistic down-syndrome brother. I like it.

>>30338516
Did you hear that you can use the master ball to steal pokemon now?

>>30338541
At least it got to keep both of its types. Who the hell wanted a pure Poison Muk, pure Ground Dugtrio and pure Normal Raticate and pure Electric Raichu?

>>30336479
Anyone else think it's weird that this thing bridges the gap between Pichu and Raichu? Also apparently there's now a kanto form of Raichu?

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>we haven't had a seal pokemon since spheal
>what if we just make it look more like a regular seal and then name it seel?

And don't get me started with Charizards shit typing like I get it it has wings but it's clearly a dragon

Best regional bird

Do you think Ash will win the Kanto League?

>>30338749
You mean the shithead new protag?
I hope not. It'd be nice for them to lose for a change

Man, Missingno is such a shit UB

>>30338788
>gives you a thousand of whatever item you want
>shit
que?

>>30338682
GF might be crazy but giving you a dragon type starter would be insanely OP, especially in a game with NO FAIRIES

Wait. So this thing breeds with ANYTHING in my party?
Holy fuck everything just got 10000x easier.
GF doing somethign right in the modern era for once.

>>30338871
>breeds
anon...

>>30338829
>cant fight

You can have 1000005422444 master balls but that wont defeat the Elite Four bucko

Guys there's this awesome glitch I found in Cinnabar Island

So is Mewtwo a UB or nah? It has a UB look to it

>>30338844
Kinda crazy how they changed clefairy to normal type don't understand their reasoning

>>30338975
Me too, I found a lv 140 Muk. Too bad it's the shitty Kanto form.

I've been likening having gym battles in different cities but it would be nice to go back to trials

>>30338871
It would breed with anything if you could put more than two pokemon in the daycare

>>30339076
Trials haven't been a thing since gen 1. It's time to let go, anon.

>>30339127
Like Lillie...

So we finally reached Gen 1. This is it right, the series is over? Or is there going to be a Gen 0 now?

So what your telling is that Gold found Red on top of a mountain and his Pokémon are ridiculously overpowered, was Gen 1 supposed to be a prequel then

>>30339352
What are you going on about? Gen 1 was the Alola games, this is gen 7.

>>30339448
Either that or he was so embarrassed by his loss that he released all his Pokemon and started over from scratch.

>>30339448
I don't know if you remember, but Red was actually in the first games in the Battle Tree. Blue too. It's really cool how 20 years ago the series started off with you playing against these two strong champions and now we finally get to play as Red and see what sort of trials he went through to become a champion in the first place.

Raichu's new Kanto form looks so fucking cool though. I don't know why they'd ditch the psychic typing and not give it anything else.

I was really hoping they'd finally bring back the ride pager for the anniversary, but once again I see we're stuck with HMs for some godforsaken reason.

What the Fuck is round with Ass Hat he's literally the worst rival we've had so far.
>Game Freak actually lets us name him guess they don't care about character development
>gives little to no encouragement throughout our journey
>doesn't even help heal your Pokémon when you're in a dire situation
>he even beats the elite four before you and mocks how slow you are

>>30337049
weird how they kept giving porygon-z preevolutions, totally fucking useless.

>>30339563
I do remeber that kinda strange how two strangers from the first game are the new protagonists

>>30336479
These are by far the lamest starters in the series. The fire starter's final evo has tiny arms and a weird huge potbelly, how can it even fly?

>>30339785
By using it's farts as a rocket? It does have a built in ignition

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THEORY CONFIRMED

Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon, Umbreon AND Espeon really ARE related. For some reason GF gave these a common pre-evolution. What. And then they made three more evolutions for it. What the hell is going on here?

Weirdest part is that you need a fire/water/thunder stone to evolve it instead of leveling up at Cinnabar/Seafoam/Power Plant. Game Freak is getting lazy as fuck

>first route has 55% pidgey 45% rattata encounter rates

Gee, great fucking selection of pokemon, especially when they decided to turn Gust into a normal type move this gen for some reason

>Muk lost its dark typing
LIKE MY BRO NEEDED TO BE EVEN WEAKER

>>30339855
and bite

>>30338612
It actually lost its dragon typing for psychic anon

>1/5th of the regional dex is Poison type
>the smallest regional dex in the series

After the decades of hype i expected more from this

>>30339885
At least it's not Special type anymore. Why the fuck did they turn each type into either physical or special attacks?

>>30336601
Got me a good chuckle

Ninetails becoming fire tho... Lol was someone at GF a naruto fan?

>>30339933
I worded it wrong. I meant to say it got to keep a dual typing as opposed to dropping a type completely.

>>30338038
It's like Feebas and Golisopod combined

I think it's pretty neat

I still don't think there's anything that will beat the original 100.

Also anyone else think it's fucking weird that they added a middle evolution between Pichu and Raichu?

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It's Fire/Flying type. Are you fucking serious, GF? ANOTHER Fire/Flying type. Wow. I guess Talonflame, Ho-oh, Moltres, and Oricorio weren't enough. Hello Stealth Rocks. I mean, it's not like we've never had Fire/Dragon before. This thing is a literal dragon.

It's like GF gets dumber every generation.

>20 years
>"It all comes together"
>Eon line finally gets its connection in eevee
>Middle evolutions for elekid/electivire, magby/magmortar, pichu/raichu
>Mew is described as being the origin of all pokemon
Is this it lads? Is it over? Also I know I said mew was described as such but haven't we had GOD for 4 generations? These legends have been getting kinda lazy. No wonder the box art is the starters, GF probably wanted to hit that Greninja appeal again.

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Kinda dumb that they made the Gen 2 mega summons into regular old pokemon.
Why would I want to have a weaker version of Beedrill in my party?

>20 fucking years
>still no new ultra beasts

I'm so glad they buffed psychics and combined the special stats. This will do wonders for the competitive game.

>>30340272
Seriously what the fuck, and who gives a shit about this branching evolution garbage? At least we're past the baby Pokemon phase.

>>30340272
They've been phased out long ago just like Megas. Get over it anon, they're never coming back.

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>>30336479
Remember when rivals were cool? Gladion was a badass loner, his design was edgy as shit, and he even owned a legendary!

Who the FUCK is this Blue asshole? Why is he named after the game; that's so lazy! His art sucks too; why is the art getting blockier with every new gen? Also, "smell ya later"? What kind of weak sauce is that? Gladion would beat this little shit to a pulp.

i kinda like how they just fucking tacked politoed on the end of a 3 stage line with a split

>>30340317
Well, we finally have regular versions of all the mega pokemon, so maybe we'll get more next gen.

>>30337664
At least now the name makes sense.

atleast this togedemaru clone actually evolves

i cant believe they went 7 gens without evolving one of them

>>30340403
>nostalgiafags still think Gladion was a good character

>>30340462
Is was a reference to the Gobi Desert you fucking casual, now the name is way too on the nose. Probably to appeal to this fucking coddled generation of kids who think deserts are always hot or some shit

Every gen the mons get less and less sexy. Remember Braixen? Zoroark? Lopunny? The last thing we got was Gardevoir in gen 5, only taken as the gen's token waifu due to the drought of good mons. What did we get in gen 2, huh? Miltank? That barely even counts. Oh, and guess what they put in this game. Take a guess. Smoochum evo. "But anon, smoochum was cute, surely this will fill that sexiness void, right?" Hahaha NO. We got BlackStereotype. And the worst part? Its defenses suck. So many gens of ice types with the bulk to make up for their weaknesses, and now we get one that not only is a wet fucking tissue, but doesn't even break 100 base speed to compensate! Did GF here our cries for a fast ice type and take a piss on us? I'm just glad they're going under. Heard they're rebranding themselves as creatures inc, gonna make some new game called Mother about a blond kid and his family.

>>30340422
Same with Bellossom.
But I still don't think it's as weird as Electivire and Magmortar.
>introduce Pokemon
>two gens later is gets a prevo
>next gen they add a middle stage
A Pokemon getting a prevo is bad enough, but two? Spread out through three different gens? And not even in order either. What the fuck were they smoking?

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did gamefreake really needed to include mid evos to already good pokemon this gen?
I mean why do we need to add this to the happiny line when it was fine with happiny->blissey
same for electvire and magmortar it doesn't make any sense

>>30341418
Just imagine if they had kept Eviolite in the game. That thing would be a monster

>Hawaii
>France
>New York
>Japan
>Japan
>Japan
>Japan
Alright we fucking get it, GameFreak

>>30336479
I'm not a fan of Kanto's open route design. I know they sort of fixed the level scaling issues from Johto but these gyms were NOT meant to be challenged in whatever order.

Also, releasing a prequel story was a cool idea but not even giving us access to Johto in the post game? Seriously Gamefreak?

So we're just never gonna get another qt grill companion again, are we?

Well theres a great twist where the long lost leader of the evil team from the previous game turns up. thats pretty cool and the team is particularly sinister this time around.No illusions about world conquest or doing great things for everyone they are just greedy evil fucks abusing pokemon for profit

So...when are we finally gonna be able to use old Pokemon? they keep making more, but we never have access to ones from previous gens. What gives?

>>30336479
>Zapdos
>Moltres
>Articuno
We JUST got two Bird-themed legendaries as the cover legends last gen, do we REALL need more??

>>30336479
>TMs will never be infinite use ever again

Why? Now they're fucking useless. Nobody at the company thought this change through.

>>30336479
why is everyone complaining

it's just a nostalgic remake of the original Kanto games

kinda sad Lillie has been replaced with an asshole called Blue though, she was the best champion

>>30341848
They're just recycling the legendary trio from the last game. Changing the water type to ice isn't fooling anyone. When are they gonna stop this tired attempt to recreate the genies?

Watergun as a Tm. Watergun. Amazing.

>>30339838
Stones have been there all along since Alola but I agree, just feeding it different stones makes it kind of weak as a gimmickmon

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Thank god they finally axed abilities! I was so tired of the prankster abuse.

I sort of miss Dark type, though. Psychic is too OP. Also why don't Scyther and Pinisr learn bug moves anymore? WTF

>>30341963
>bide is a tm

Brock is an absolute fucking joke

>>30341926
I'm sorry I have to break character here, anon that made me laugh quite audibly.

>>30342071
...unless you started with Pikachu. Who thought ELECTRIC was a good starting type then stuck your first gym as ground/rock? A sadist, that's who.

At least Charizard can fly in my game. Sorry everyone else. I guess that's some consolation. Thank god I wasn't doing Nuzloke.

>>30341919
Nostalgic my hairy asshole.
Every """"remake"""" GF has done has ben objectively inferior to the originals in every way. So much content cut and the graphics get more atrocious each time. And they have the nerve to sell this shit at full price? FUCK Game Freak! This shit is barely even worthy of being a smartphone game.

>>30336479
>make remakes of firered and leafgreen
>makes the graphics worse
>make it in black and white

this is fucking retarded

>can't pick a girl trainer
>no good waifumon

What the fuck is wrong with gamefreak? How am I supposed to jerk off to Pokémon now?

>>30341771
It felt like a nice throwback, like what if Team Skull actually had their shit together and were really out there causing terror.

>>30342137
It's meant to have that indie look like it was made by a tiny handful of people and funded by one of them totally forgoing their salary. That's cool these days, right? Just ask that undertale game.

>>30342257
It still doesn't excuse all the cut content. You can't go to any of the Sevii Islands. Hell, they aren't even mentioned. It's like GF completely retconned them when they could easily have expanded on them.

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And the kiddie pandering continues. God, could these games get ANY easier?

>No held items
>Special stat is merged for some stupId reason
>Completely removed dark, steel, and fairy from the game
>They literally hand you all three starters, a snorlax, and a lapras
>The goddamned champion has pokemon with ember, leer, fury attack and shit


Bravo gamefreak! Just give us more Alola remakes already.

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>Lance is a dragon master
>Gyarados, two Dragonairs, Aerodactyl, and a Dragonite

>>30342355
And there's Agatha the "ghost master" who has nothing but poison pokemon.

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>finally get kanto after 20 years of hearing about it
>finally get to battle Lillie
>get to the champion
>it's the faggot rival from the beginning
WHERE THE FUCK IS LILLIE YOU FUCKING HACKS?

>>30336581
Greninja>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unova starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kanto starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hoenn starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Johto starters>>>>>>>>>>Shitnaught>Sinnoh starters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a shit's shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alola starters

Remember when legendaries actually meant something?

Now we just get some shitty big birds and a dragon ball ripoff and thats it, it's disgusting how lazy GF's been

>>30342602
Speaking of the birds, why is there another fire-flying? It's like ho-oh only lame without regeneration.

Why they keep making two version of a previous game and then take out everything good from it?
Now you can catch Pikachu in the wild, but he dont follow you and for some reason Charmander, Bulbasaur and Squirtle are the starters, in Yellow you can get the three of them just easy
And removed Jessey and James, the only TR characters other than Giovannie
This worst than removing the battle frontier from Platinum and Emerald

>TMs and Pokémon locked behind Game Corner coins

This fucking sucks. I keep having to buy coins to get a damn Porygon

>>30336647
You poor fucking weeb. He can go out and in public telling people he likes Charizard while getting high fives, fistbumps and free blowjobs. You on the other hand.

>Hey you! Fat guy with the glasses, I see you have a Pokemon shirt. Whats your favorite one?
>Hi. I-its Primarina he he.
>primorino? Whats that?!
*continues to show off his Pokeporn*
>Dude thats sick, you fucking pedo. Thats not even a fucking Pokemon you perv.
*Guy calls his friends to kick your teeth in and call the police afterwards because they found out your a pedo*
>your moms kills herself after she finds the 5 GB of Pokemon hentai on your computer

And he is the weird one according to you? I honestly think people would miss him more than you. People probably don't even know you exist.

>We need to add more pokemon to get to promised 151 but we're running out of time, what should we do?
>Recolor a bunch of gen 1 pokemon and give them horrible typings.

What the fuck. Purple Rattata. And they made it normal.

>kanto forms
At least Kanto persian looks good
But Grimmer and Muk are bland as fuck

>no abilities this gen
>at all

WHAT. THE. FUCK.