Fuck/Marry/Mommy

From left to right, marry, fuck, mommy.

>>30330275
Already in order

I want a mommy polygamy

>>30330275
>Fuck/Marry/Mommy
In exactly that order

>>30330275
Marry Cynthia
Fuck Elesa
Mommy Lusamine

>>30330522
This

is it a rule that every new pokemon gen has to give us a new leggy blonde?

>>30330558
Gen 6 didnt. Korrina sucks

>>30330612
I honestly forget X and Y happened most of the time

>>30330558

That's only 3 out of 7 gens in OP's pic. Besides, tall blondes are hot.

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>>30330612
She's not lacks the mature woman appeal of the Holy Trinity, but she's pretty good tbqh lads

>>30330275
Fuck Elesa
Marry Lusamine
Mommy Cynthia

OP's template is retarded so I'm using the traditional one

fuck lusamine, marry cynthia, kill elesa

>>30330698
Get out of /vp/, lucario!!! We dont want your dirty knot sucking whore

>>30330275
Marry - Fuck - Mommy

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Fuck Lusamommy.

Marry Lusamommy.

Mommy Lusamommy.

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You already posted the exact order i'd pick.

>>30330407
>>30330496
My senpai

>>30330801
this.

>>30330301
>>30330522
I'll choose what they're choosing.

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>>30330301
You're just saying that because she's pokemon's answer to pic related.

>>30330301
fpbp

>>30330522
Gud taste

all 3 for all of them.

>>30330928

I watched one episode of that show and dropped it since the lead is just shadow the hedgehog as a teenage girl.

Marry Lusamine
Other two who cares lol

>>30330801
Hey Moth, are my berries grow yet?

>>30330522
Dubs or not, yes, this

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>>30330275
White girls

>>30331354
sounds to me like you just read a dozen meme-posts because none of the connections with Shadow are remotely apparent until later in the show, aside from a red and black color scheme.

Try actually watching it before making up dank opinions next time.

can i hate fuck Lusamine since I can't kill
I'd marry Elesa since she's a popstar and has my second favorite type.
Cynthia is a better mom to Pokemon than Lusamine.

>>30331354
I will literally never understand where this "Ryuko is EDGY as fuck" meme comes from.She's got a punk aesthetic I get it, but her character never actually acts edgy until like the 20th episode. Most of the time she's just fighting in a goddamn ridiculous outfit with the rest of the show being goofy as fuck. The other times she's just being a cute girl

>>30330275
mommy cynthia
marry elesa
fuck lusamine

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>>30331354
Ryuuko is not that edgy. She's also a cute

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>>30331486
human girls

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>>30330275
>BW1 Elesa

plebshit

>>30330558
Diantha was supposed to be Gen 6's answer to Cynthia, especially considering aside from looking almost exactly like Audrey Hepburn, her design could be considered anti-Cynthia (Short white dress vs. long black dress, Short dark hair vs. long blonde hair) but they fucked it up because Diantha is nowhere near as popular as Cynthia (and has far less porn) and they went right back to what worked in Lusamine afterwards

>>30331354
(You)

>>30330496
Das it mane

>>30330275
Elisa/Elisa/ The mom for Black and white.

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>>30331588
She did it again!!!!!!

>>30330275

Hold up, can you marry and/or fuck the one you pick as mommy as well?

>>30330275
Obviously you fuck the middle bitch, she has a tight body, but is not nearly mature or busty enough to be a mom/wife (forgot her name btw)

It's a hard choice, but I would probably have to say marry Lusamine and mommy Cynthia. Lusamine has proven to be a bad mother unless she has a husband to keep her in check, and Cynthia functions as either.

>>30331632
The problem was Diantha shows up once, and then you don't meet her until the pokemon, where she's possibly the easiest champion in the series.

>>30330275
Serious answer:

Marry Elesa. Despite the fact that she's a famous model (which I don't enjoy, because I prefer a calm life), she's a nice woman. Seems too much confident, but only due to her job. In her personal life I could easily imagine her being really sweet.
Wouldn't marry Lusamine because 1) she's a single mother and 2) because she's a crazy bitch.

Mommy Cynthia (I imagine that that means having her as an actual mother, not pseudo incestuous sex). That's because she seems the most stable out of the three.

Fuck Lusamine, because she's insane, and that's cool. Also she's the older one and is canonically a non-virgin, so she probably knows how to fug better too.

>>30330275
Marry Lusamine
Fuck Cynthia
Mommy Elise

>>30330275
From left to right...
>Marry.
>Kill.
>Kill.

No fucking way I'm having remotely anything to do with the latter two. Nice try.

>>30332758
>forgetting the name of /vp/'s queen

It's Elesa.

Marry Lusamine
Fuck Elesa
Mommy Cynthia

Fuck Lusamine, Kill Elesa, Marry Cynthia

>>30331561
Newsflash, people who call things edgy are retards. It's a bad meme term that has been ruining the site since 2012.

>>30331354
>eats a lemon
>edgy
nani?

>>30333870
ALL HAIL SHADOW
HEROES RISE AGAIN
ELIMINATING EVERYTHING THATS NOT YOUR FRIEND
NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW
NO GHOST TO BRING YOU DOWN
WITH NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
YOU WIN

Fuck/Marry/Mommy Cynthia

>>30330275
Marry, Fuck, Mommy.
How is this a question.

>>30330275
Honestly?

Mommy, Marry, Fuck

Lusamine is "mommy" solely in the sense that she's had children. She's basically the villain from the second Ashnime movie but a girl and more unhinged. Crazy makes for good sex though.

Cynthia is a responsible woman who I would trust with ensuring my care. If it's a purely non-sexual thing with her, I'm content. If it's a sugar-mama type deal... double good.

Elesa seems like she'd be a really cool person to hang out with and would make an excellent life partner, but more importantly, I want to fill her up with babies so long as she's up for it. I wouldn't mind impregnating the other two but her? That's my main goal.

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>>30330275
I just need one picture OP

>>30333560
>/vp/'s queen
>Elesa

Maybe only to the unovabortions, but no one else gives a shit about her.

>>30330522
The only correct option.

>>30335100
>he didn't see the 29999999 get
Get out, /v/tard.

>>30330275
Fuck Elesa
Marry Cynthia
Mommy Lusamine
Seems like the popular choices

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>>30330275

No / No / I would handstand through miles of broken glass just to smell her perfume.

>>30330275
fuck/marry/mommy lusamine

ignore the rest

>>30336154
Wasn't that fucking N saying release them or some shit?

>>30330275
Mommy Cynthia, Fuck Elesa, Marry Lusamine and make sure she doesn't go crazy again.

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>>30330301

>>30330275
Why not fuck all three? Marry all three? And make all three mommies?

>>30336711
The truest answer right here.

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>>30330275
Marry Cynthia
Fuck Elesa
Arrest Lusamine for being a crazy fucking bitch (seriously, why would people want someone who's 40+ and insane? Haven't we learned to not stick our dicks in crazy?)

>>30333431
Seconded

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>>30330275
Elesa/Elesa/Make Elesa into a mother

>>30336850
Alot of them dont even know where to stick it

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>>30330301
Replace mommy with kill and you're objectively right

>>30336154
>he didn't see the 30000000 get

Kek, stay mad, cuck.

>>30337045
What was it?

>>30330275
marry fuck mommy

>>30330275
Mommy Cynthia
Marry Elesa
Fuck Lusamine

I'd honestly rather be Cynthia's kid. I could learn to be a good a trainer as her and she seems like she just make a great mother. Plus I'd have bragging rights say, "My mom's champion of the Sinnoh League what's your?" as a kid until the Player beats her.

>>30330275
>Mommy
explain

>mommy
What did she mean by this?

>>30330275
Mommy, marry, fuck, in order.

>>30331354
she only resembles Shadow
the show has a lot of other issues, but Ryuko being an edgy shit is not one of them

>>30330275
What does choosing mommy get me?

>>30337413
I'm assuming which one you'd want being your mother and raising you.

>>30337172
this and only this

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>>30330275

Marry Elesa
Fuck Lusamine
Mommy Cynthia

Considering how Cynthia works, shed probably screw me anyway.

>>30330522
This.

>>30331567
this

>>30331587
girls

>>30337064
Lana

>>30338134
this

>>30337009
Black hair Elesa makes me fucking diamonds, I want you to know that, anon

Diamonds

>>30330275
Mommy Cynthia
Marry Elesa
Fuck Lusamine

Dont caare if Lusamine is 40 and popped out two kids.

Fuck Lusamine Because she's batshit crazy.
Marry Elesa
Mommy Cynthia

I want them all the perforate my body with their heels.

I never noticed what mad forehead game elesa was sporting

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>>30331587
ANGERY

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Mommy Cynthia
Marry Elesa
Fuck Lusmine

What about the other cutie blondies?

>>30330275
Hard to choose, Lusa is just so fucked up to do anything with her, and why can't I wish i could marry and mommy Cynthia