Guzma Thread: Writeboy edition

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>>30326976
>Teleports behind you
Pfft. Nothing personal kid.

Please write something lewd with Guzma vs Ilima during Hala's training sections. They sleep together in the same room and sex ensues. Guzma is aggressive and dominant but is surprised and taken back when Ilima likes it and does kinky shit like asking Guzma to spit in his mouth.

>>30327077
most likely they used waifu2x

>>30327044
o-okay yes guzma pls spit in my mouth daddy

>>30326976
I'm craving some fluffy lewd so maybe some Guzma body worship that leads to a blowjob? I'm curious to see what people think he looks like under those clothes too.

I'm not gay but I'd suck Guzma's dick desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQgZcU5Pl8

>>30327148
that's pretty nice senpai

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>>30327044
>>30327110
y'all are gross
but i love ya

>>30327110
Awesome! Thanks, anon

Some headcanons of mine
>Guzma hugging his bug
>Golispod carrying Guzma to bed when he tires himself out
>Wimpod being his only friend when he is younger because all the other children think his wimpod sucks
>Golispod bringing all of the bug Z-Crystals to Guzma, and him making his OWN trial to show those dumb islanders he can handle it
>Guzma letting the younger grunts pass his trial to make them feel accomplished
>Dad Guzma taking care of the kids with Plum because no one else cares about them

>>30327233
Forgot one
>"GUZMA I AM TRYING TO SLEEP"
>"What, am I BUGGING you?"
>kek.jpg
He has to sleep on the couch for a week

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>>30326939
I was looking for the pic related post about Guzma. It's not important, I was looking for it for anon who asked about the post.
>>30327077
Tumblr
I'm on mobile so I didn't save the blog where I found it etc. It was on the Guzma tag though.

>>30326976
Posted it in a previous thread, but never got fufilled- any way we could get some tsundere!guz being turned into a big stammering nerd when plumeria starts to softly dom him?

>>30327040
I imagine ya boi and his goons mysteriously got rowdier in the Akala area when she and her golf clubs went abroad.

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>>30327149
i want guzma to ppap
>>30327185
nice

I would like to request non-lewd Chicken x Guzma fluff.

>>30327639
I want to see Chicken-chan drink a mug of tapu cocoa with big brother Guzma.

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>>30327639
goosema x chicken fluff is so good

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I have a thing for smoking.

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>>30327931
kissing him would be so gross. i cant imagine he brushes his teeth either
i appreciate the aesthetic though

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>>30326976
write some daddy guzma giving chicken-chan a good hard smack

>>30328021
Guzma is probably a gross fucker who smells like smoke and rage induced sweat.

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>>30328021
>not imagining that he has very tasteful gum that eliminates the taste of cigarettes and replaces it with mint flavor or otherwise

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>>30327931
Guzma gets embarassed/flustered if you kiss him all over because it ruins his tough-guy image.

guzma is that gross man that works at dollar tree who probably smells like old cat litter, but boy, i'd let him do ungodly things to my bhole

liz where

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I want to grind against Guzma's pole.

>>30328158
Seek Christ, anon.

>>30328134
I bet he moans like a slut if you suck on his neck.

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>>30328070
is it 5 watermelon gum?
also he would totally be the type to make out with you when your eating poprocks just to steal them

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>>30328231
It can be whatever flavor you want anon

I'm sure he'd let you choose your favorite flavor

fic where guzma gets chicken-chan out of an abusive relationship with _(i would feel bad choosing an NPC with a name so fill in the blank with whoever)_ when?

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Fic of guzma getting milk from the store

>>30328378
seconding

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>>30328021
I'm a smoker too so I wouldn't notice the taste.

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I wonder what being dominated by Guzma feels like.

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>>30328798
____good

>>30328889
He seems to be very patient (considering him having a Wimpod and being kind (he compliments you when you win him and even gives you his favorite TM and lucky charm). Whatever he does to you, he makes sure you get plenty of pleasure too.

>>30329050
Meant for >>30328798

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>>30329085
ya silly goose

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I want Nanu to fill up our boy's mouth

>>30329221
With what? Too much hydration can kill too, you know.

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>>30329123
Pls no bully

>>30326976
Why are his glasses round in here

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8685991?view_adult=true
DELETE THIS

>>30329050
>compliments you

What does he say? I haven't gotten him in the Battle Tree yet.

>>30329221
I want Nanu to glare at me.

>>30329331
he changes them at the end of the game

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>>30328021
I imagine he does brush his teeth, he just tastes kinda smokey all the time, probably mixed with coffee. I wouldn't mind that taste. On him, it'd probably be delicious in its own strange way.

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>>30329409
>coffee
i think you mean tapu cocoa

>>30329286
Tapu Cocoa

>>30329409
>coffee
>not Tapu Cocoa

>>30328316
This this this this
Maybe a Hiker NPC

>>30329334
we need more comfy dom fics

>>30329334
Gonna have to read that later

>>30329347
Oh. He says "Great work, I guess" on the first time you beat him. After the second battle he says "I gotta admit that was great." And on the third battle, well it seems that he is actually mortified of not being able "smash you".

>>30329409
There was another guy a couple years after high school who I got a crush on also looked like Guzma. He was a smoker, and smelled like cigarettes, but it was hot, for some reason. We hugged a few times. later when I got a boyfriend (which was his friend), the boyfriend later told me that the smoker dude had a crush on me. I was internally ripped to shreds from hearing this. Even lived with the guy (roommates). Lots of awkward alone time... wish I woulda jumped him, but probably for the best I didn't.

Where is writefag anon?

Normal/Bug boiz
http://pastebin.com/2UHpfTx8

>all these people requesting chicken when they could just ask for x Reader if they wanted to self insert
>I write Chicken just as mute as the MC is in the story so it's the same effect

Next:
>>30327366

>>30329639
Adorable!!

I don't know how people can cope with smell that comes with smoking. I can't stand it at all, it's so strong.
When I think of kissing a smoker I remember all those gross pictures you see in health classes about what smoking does to you. Are people attracted to daredevils or what?

>>30329693
Boy, you're gonna make me whip out the brush again

>>30329693
Ayy, thanks!

>>30329639
What is even happening here?

>>30329800
I think it's different when a guy you're attracted to does it. If he looks hot, the smoking looks hot on him. If it's some greasy lard-ass with skid marks on the tail of his VGC 2009 t-shirt smoking, then those gross images will appear.

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>>30329867
back rubs im guessing

>>30329521
>i actually got a reply
at least someone here likes my idea.
hiker NPC would be nice, yeah. i wanted to choose gladion or hau but i just can't see either of them acting that way even away from prying eyes.

>>30329950
An ex-skull grunt could also work, or one of the punks.

>>30329882
No, I wouldn't kiss a crush who is a smoker. Or someone I think is attractive. I can live without a kiss. If I was going kiss someone, I would make sure that I made it as pleasant as possible.

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>>30329693
i want to put my tongue in ilima's boyhole

good shit, writeboy, glad to have you here.

>>30329693
THANK YOU BASED ANON!!

>>30330163
I like how this is an actual pattern that someone came up with, but a part of Tumblr thinks that it's actually in the game, and they're making patterns of it, and asking for credit if people want to use it. Incredible.

>>30330217
https://www.etsy.com/listing/161534652/bless-this-house-mos-eisley-edition

The original one

>>30330131
i wish that were real

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>>30330217
painfully gullible

>>30329983
an ex-team skull grunt would work best i think. would add more drama due to guzma being their boss in the past.

>>30330217
Oh dear.
>>30330249
I wonder if they know.

>>30326976
Is Golisopod allowed in this thread too?

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>>30330284
i want to smell guzma's sweat

>>30330316
Yes!

>>30330230
>The Chain S that everyone did in elementary school
>The Chain S that never made it to middle school and beyond
>He mystically brings it back to life.
I dig it.

>>30329693
OR here and... hooooly shit, this is fucking hot. Perfect. Thanks, anon! I love you for this.

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>>30330316
yes but no beastiality shit

>Next game comes about
>Have to defend champ title again
>Last opponent is randomly fucking Guzma
>He has both Golisopod and a Xurkitree who are both blinged out and doing gang poses to his music
Yes

>>30329693
I think it was 2 threads ago I requested this but... Guzma sees chicken chan (reader) looking at Nanu and gets jealous that she has a thing for older men, maybe not just him and he gets all pouty and flustered until chicken cheer s him up. Lewd or not is up to you

>Guzma was the first enemy to come close to beating me
His Golisopod is actually pretty horrifying. Too bad the other times I fought him he was obsessed with swords dancing, which gave me time to proc emergency exit and waste it.

>>30330341
Get out of this thread and don't come back until you understand Team Skull better!

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>>30330426
then he reminds her who she belongs to by pounding the shit outta her

>>30330426
>>30330547
Seconding this

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What is Guzma's favorite drink?
What is Guzma's favorite move?
What is Guzma's favorite Pokemon?

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Okay, so am I understanding his backstory right.
>kid guzma is quite smart and talented
>get trophies and does islands trials
>dream is too become kahuna
>best friend is kukui, friendly rivals
>dad is an asshole perfectionist
>beats guzma because he doesn't all get the best trophies/makes mistakes
>guzma can't handle his dad
>goes crazy and beats his dad with golf clubs
>runs away with his pokemon abandoning dream of becoming a kahuna
>starts team skull

I feel like I'm missing something here, is this right?

>>30330534
Fuck, I walked right into that.

>>30330644
You suprizingly got it correct. Congladurations

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reminder that guzma will never be good enough to be trial captain

>>30330690
Reminder that Guzma is too old to be a trial captain.

>>30330729
Just old enough to be a Kahuna.
Or the champion

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So, how's our boy gonna handle Team Rocket in the anime?

I can imagine Team Rocket trying to make some demands, or a deal or something with Team Skull. While Guzma slowly walks up to them from his chair, giving them pic related's look so that Team Rocket basically shits themselves.

I can also somehow imagine Guzma sounding like Eddy's Brother from EEnE in a dubbed version.

>>30330679
So guzma's dad is or atleast was a asshole?

y'know what i wanna see? i wanna see the wind in guzma's hair and his expression of excitement and slight greed at seeing a legendary/UB for the first time. thats all i want.

>>30330749
>Guzma stares team rocket into submission
>Golisopod fights Rocket's Mimikyu and wins

>>30330792
Mimikyu is pretty serious in the anime, it doesn't fuck around.

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>>30330644
didnt one of the tapus intervene/punish him at one point too? maybe thats what he got beat over
>>30330749
will he be in it? like, was there ever a source? dont play these games with my heart, anon

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>>30330690
>reminder that this picture exists

>>30330840
Thats why I spoilered it for dramatic effect.

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>>30330876
well shit, you got me there

>>30330644
Kukui and Guzma aren't friends, they just know each other from the trial.
Like they don't even talk after the first encounter and isn't mentioned by Kukui for the rest of the game.

Guzma & his dad is a bit trickier because it varies depending what version you are playing. In the Japanese he does imply physical discipline, in English he says he tried to set his boy straight but got beaten and in French he challenged him to a Pokemon battle.

>>30330876
>ywn see gizma become a better, kinder person and realize his full potential as a trainer
>ywn see him become a kahuna and pass on those lessons to the younger generation

>>30326976
>His glasses are wrong in that pic
Why does this bother me so much

>>30330924
Yeah that's what I was confused about. I could tell if his dad was abusive or if guzma just went crazy and beat his dad.

>>30330749
We don't know if he is in the anime, but here is hoping.

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This thread needs more torso of our big boi

>>30330954
Good meme

>>30330862
IIRC he wanted to be the big kahuna. he fought his way to the top to be the biggest strongest motherfucker around, so he "won" in that regard. but trial captains and kahunas are like being in the scouts - you're supposed to use your strength to support and encourage the younger ranks, not beat and crush them into submission. for that reason, a tapu (probably koko given that guzma's childhood home is on melemele?) rejected his bid to become kahuna.

>>30330954
post-game, team skull is disbanded. guzma removes his chain, washes off his temp tattoos, gets a new pair of unbroken glasses, and draws a big X in the skull logo on the back of his jacket.

>>30330954
In the postgame he gets new glasses like those though.

>>30326976
yknow whatd be cute?
after the battle on the beach (post game) you set the dawn stone he gave you into a necklace or bracelet

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>>30331110
>necklace

>>30331390
>you will jack it with guzma
Why live?

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>>30331439
Because you jacked it with Guzma

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>>30331439
>>30331472
YA GOOSE

>>30327040
>Makes a good first impression
Pffft. This is personal sir.

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>your boy will never get you out your panties
Why do I live this life only to suffer.

>>30326976
writeboy if youre still taking suggestions i would very much appreciate some dirty talk

>guzma probably owns a shitty old motorcycle he can barely ride
>he will never finger you while you sit on it and feel the vibration

>>30331557
>>30331724
>>30331741
oh baby a triple

>guzma will never catch you masturbating in a secluded place while you're both visiting the beach one day
>ywn be caught moaning his name as you climax, unaware he's watching you do such a dirty thing

Sorry, have some distractions at my place atm, here's that Plumeria piece. If anybody wants to write out the rest of it feel free, I'll be back on later.

http://pastebin.com/5zjgd0RE

>Guzma enters a clothing store
>Immediately leaves because nothing in the store besides the sunglasses fits his huge size

>>30332258
now replace all those with wimpods

What is Guzma's shoe size?

>>30332317
Holy shit, that was fantastic

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Is Guzma real?

>>30332318
>Young Guzma hits a growth spurt while doing the trials
>Has to start buying adult-sized clothes

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>>30332468
that doesnt matter
>>30332491
in our hearts, anon. in our hearts

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>>30332317
thank you based writeboy

>>30332468
Big

You know at first I never really though much about Guzma, but after spending a few days lurking in these threads he's now my favorite boy. Thanks guys.

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>>30332652
big boots for a big boy
>>30332665
glad we could convert you to the truth

>>30330426
I'll write this

>>30332320

I;m on it anon

>>30332258
i would love to see our boy get to meet exotic bug types from other regions

i wanna see him befriend a scolipede

no donut tho

>>30333064
not OR, but i'm curious; will you be making it lewd or non-lewd?

First time posting in a Guzma thread, better make it a good one
I want to destroy Guzma

>>30333449
>Guzma's ass
Ftfy

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>>30333449
>>30333478
don't we all?

>>30333161
LEWD

Also adopting name I haven't used for awhile

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>>30333478
>>30333449
Either way works for me fampai

>>30333159
I don't understand the donut thing???

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>>30333579
mina and guzma sounds pretty cute actually

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>>30333664
you might be better off

>>30333744
No, really. I drew a picture of Guzma riding a Scolipede and someone got mad at me.

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guzma: what is my purpose
lusamine: youre bait for the UB's
guzma: oh my god

>>30333449
Me too, anon, me too.

Either you want to destroy Guzma, you want Guzma to destroy you, or you're a kinky fucker who wants it both ways.

>>30330290
And then there should be a fist fight between Guzma and the grunt. Grunt says "nobody can take her/him from me, especially YOU!" Throws a fist then Guzma calmly grabs it and says, "Nobody puts baby in a corner." Then he tightens his grip on the grunt's hand and crushes his bones. Grunt laying on floor in pain, while Guzma sweeps you off of your feet. "Let's get some McDonalds." He calmly says to your ear. Then he carries you away.

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>>30333932
dont mind if i do

>>30333664
>those digits

SO CLOSE

I think the donut thing came from a thread about a venipede and a sewaddle in love or something. I saw it for a few seconds but I didn't pay too much attention to it. I think sewaddle was donut desu

I too would like to know the whole story.

>>30333730
>trying to get me on another crack ship
Pls no, my heart can't take all the guzma shipping as it is

do you think Plumeria has pierces on her tongue

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>>30334013
think about it. she paint on all kinds of tattoos for him
she could dye his hair whatever colour he wants
her total calm would cancel out his constant rage

>>30333730
artfag here, i've been kinda wanting to draw this for a few days now

if i do it i'm gonna make them fug, though

>>30331110
I was thinking this when he gave me the stone.
>>30331390
I'm dead.

>>30332217
I like this.

>>30334081
cute...
cute!

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>>30334101
yes please ma'am

>>30333932
I want to pinch Guzma's nipples.

>>30333933
perfect.
now we just need to get someone to write it out that's not me since i'm shit at writing.

>>30333832
there's some shitty detailed drawing of a leavanny nibbling on a scolipede's butthole, and it's butthole looks like a donut

>>30334000
>>30333664

Sometimes I feel like a bunch of the posters in these threads are crossposters from tumblr from the typing styles. Thanks for confirming.

Donut is a meme that surfaced a few months ago. It's about a photo of Sewaddle biting Scolipede's anus, which is inflamed and looks like a chocolate donut.

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>>30333832
Also, I enjoyed your drawing. Please don't stop, and keep on buggin'

>>30334255
>crossposters from tumblr from the typing styles
I only lurk on tumblr, anon. But now that you mention it, tumblr might be leaking into my writing style lately. I swear I only use desu ironically though

Okay, that explains it. Thank you for the information!

>>30333932
*points at lap* is this seat taken

>>30334255
>>30334237
Ah. Gotcha.

>>30333932
You guys, stop! I'm so sore from the previous sessions.

>>30330217
I wish it were real.

>>30333933
As you can see, I also suck at writing. Better at drawing this stuff out, rather than writing it. Let's hope someone will do the honors.

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will our boy ever know happiness again?

>>30330749
>inb4 team rocket winds up giving him support that he got from lusamine in the games
>inb4 team skull and team rocket ally

>>30330217
this makes me laugh. i saw a picture yesterday of one girl doing exactly that, she was like, three quarters of the way through to finishing.
should we tell her?

>>30332508
>young Guzma got beat by his dad and bullied by his peers for being too tall

>>30334439
Oops, quoted myself. Meant to reply to >>30334215

how bad did his dad beat him? did he crack a bone or two?

i just felt bad for him most of the time.
he's a pretty depressing character i think.

>>30334456
Nahh, let her find out in her own path.

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>so this is z-power, huh...not bad
How would you feel if this happened in the anime or stars?

>>30334536
either he beat him with golf clubs or guzma did, in the japanese version he said something about disobedience will get you beaten black and blue, but in the english translation the dad said that he got beat. i cant remember the exact quote, but he did make mention to trying to whip guzma back into shape

>>30334605
>So this is z-power, huh.. not bad
Do you have to post about this in every thread?

also not okay

>>30334605
i would stare slack jawed at the screen and be in denial for a while, but it would add a tiny bit more of character at least
i like watching my husbandos hurt

>>30334643
Japanese:
>A child going on a journey is a wonderful thing, but it's no good to run off! So I set him to task! I got beaten black and blue because of that."

English: (Can't remember the first line but)
>I tried to set that boy straight, but instead, I was the one that got beat.

The physical discipline is already implied in the Japanese version, the English version makes it clearer by implying Guzdad tried to beat Guzma first before Guzma beat him instead.

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there isnt enough art of guzma with his glasses on

writeboy, did you ever write that guzma/reader fic?

I want Guzma to drunkenly molest me

>>30334946
>i want guzma to drunkenly grope and molest me*
ftfy

>>30334946
This
I think I might have a drunk sex kink

>>30334991
>I want Guzma to drunkenly grope and manhandle me, but grow too drowsy to initiate anything further
>I want to stroke and play with his cock as he drifts in and out of consciousness, watching his facial expressions

ftfy x2

>>30335143
>not wanting him to use your boobs as pillows too
shit taste

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>>30335143
>>30335214
>no sloppy makeouts n takeouts
i hate alcohol but ill do it for him

>>30335143
Drunk licking and mumbling romantic clean things while occassionally throwing in dirty talk

>>30335214
does he pull down your shirt and suck your tiddies after?

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>>30335455
This

>>30335455
Yes. And then he shuffles down your body and clumsily pulls your pants off. Then he pushes your legs apart and gives you sloppy, languid, drunken head

i just want to feel guzma's tongue

>>30335560
All of this talk makes me wanna draw more lewd comics

>>30335666
You should.

>>30335560
Guzma seems like the type that would like giving head. But he's better at it with women then men.

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>>30333730
>>30334101
>>30334189

it's pretty late here, this is all i have the energy for tonight. maybe i'll try again later.

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>>30329123
honk

>>30335747
cute

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>>30335747
>that good shit
we are not worthy

>>30335747
Guzma would probably have a meltdown afterwards because she barely reacted.

>>30335747
Adorable sex!

>>30335747
>the confusion on his face
beautiful

>>30335774
I want to see Guzma in that pose

>>30334662
I was on the fence, I'll probably not do it again, don't worry.
>>30334694
He'd be dead, anon.

>>30335768
https://youtu.be/2sNuyWXKDr4
>>30335793
that is rude and you are being asked to see yourself to the door

>>30326976
where are the rest of the post game images

Is Guzma pronounced 'gooz-muh'?

>>30335894
I think so? GOOZ-muh is how I've been pronouncing it in my head.

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>>30335915
same

>>30335894
google says "guz-ma" but my heart says "gooz-ma"

>>30335894
I've been mentally reading it as Guhz ma

>>30330628
No

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>>30330628
his favourite movie is back to the future but i dont know why

>guzma will never fall asleep while drinking milk from your lactating breasts

>>30334805
Source

>>30336234
Delete this

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>>30336234
god it hurts

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>>30336234
this isnt a hex maniac thread

>tfw on page 5 of this smut
wake me up

>>30336408
What smut?

can't wake up

>>30336400
I want Guzma to initiate me into his gang

Can't believe I'm asking this, but are there any Guzma bottoming fics?

>>30336324
>you will never give guzma an enthusiastic titjob, making sure to take care of his needs first and foremost
>guzma will never give you a sloppy drunken facial after he can't take it anymore, then pass out immediately afterwards

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>>30336408
there is no waking up from this nightmare, pinkan

>>30336498
Why can't you believe it? That's the best kind of Guzma!

But yes, there's been a few fics in these threads. We need to start putting all of these in one place.

>>30336437
>>30336518
http://pastebin.com/QAT3mM3s

Save me you fucks

...so did anyone ever write bugfucking

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>>30336508
i was already hard and im only getting harder
>>30336565
we're in too deep, there's no going back

>>30332217
im ending my life

>>30336666
Back and actually giving in. There's no more purity, Guzma's getting fucked by Golisopod. No eggs though.

>>30328055
this

>>30336858
BUGS ARE PURE
PURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>30336858
BUGS WILL BE FOREVER PURE, DELETE THIS

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NO FUG THE BUUUUGGG!

>>30336565
>"The smirk still in place he looked at you from behind his circular shades and put a thumb in-between the waist band of his boxers."

HOLY FUCK DRAWFAGS HAVE MERCY AND BRING THIS TO LIFE

>>30336858
Ignore the naysayers, I'll be happy to read it!

>Guzma is invited to aether paradise
>is taken to lusamine's bedroom
>she tells him she's heard about how strong he is
>he ain't buying it because he's guzma
>she starts rubbing his dick through his pants
>"I had to see just how strong you are"
>Guzma now entranced by Lusamine's seduction can do nothing as she pushes him on the bed and straddles him
>being experienced because of age she fucks his brains, all the while remarking how strong and powerful he is
>after filling her to the brim with cum he knew he would follow this woman anywhere.

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>>30336858
>>30337336
NO BUG FUGS, BUGS ARE PURE

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>>30336508
I want him to pass out on top of me. He would be too heavy to move out from, so I'd just be pinned down by him all night, being so close to his body and face. Since he's drunk and won't wake up so easily, I would gently kiss his cheek and whisper thoughts of love into his ear.

>>30337515
bless u guzmanon

S-someone please provide link / write Guzma with a mommy kink being dominated by Lusamine

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>>30337578

>>30335747
Do you have a blog anon?

>>30337515

>close to the face of a drunk

I can understand being pinned underneath him, but alcohol breath at pointblank all night would make me vomit

>>30335894
I've been saying "gooz-mah"

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>>30337752
thats the way, anon

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>>30337746
Have one of these at the bedside.

Consider the following:

Guzma passing out in his chair and the grunts covering him in blankets and helping him get comfortable.

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>>30337350
>Plumeria finds out Her Boi lost his virginity before her
>angery.jpg
>it was at this moment that Plumeria decided to go full ganguro
>Plum revenge fucks all the grunts since she can't have Guz
>meanwhile Guzma is getting all that aether foundation puss
>essentially the two become total sluts
>after Guzma gets dumped by Lusamine Plumeria tells him all about her many sexscapades to make him jealous
>Guzma's response is essentially "me 2"
>now both of them are trying to outdo each other
>>well you haven't even fucked me yet!
>idea
>the two have angry sex
>every position under the sun
>plumeria goes from full bondage mode to gentle femdom in like 2 hours
>guzma starts off super violent, shoving it in any of Plumeria's holes without asking, spanking and biting her, before mellowing out and asking her what she wants to do next
>eventually the two tire out but with their massive libidos they keep going
>this results in passionate vanilla sex for the rest of the night
>the two enter an open relationship with each other and the grunts
>every night in the Skull mansion ya boy and big sis have orgies with the lucky grunts that have won the most battles that day
>Guzma and Plumeria effectively raise a family of sex machines
>people who wonder why team skull is so tight have no idea they are all fucking each other

I'll see myself and my /d/-tier ganguro slut fetish out of here

>>30337935
By all means do

>>30337935
Lmao at attaching your name to your cuck fantasies

>>30338145
It was an accident famalam

I prefer monogamous Guzmeria though

>>30338145
Maybe they wanted us to know. And oh well, I enjoyed reading.

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>>30337935
im into it. btw i loved your ao3 fic

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>>30338301
It actually was an accident. I was namefagging earlier to ask about fic ideas but I forgot to take it off and now everybody knows my biggest shame

I'll never write anything non-monogamous with Guzma and Plumeria though, they're for marriage only

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>>30338508
>I'll never write anything non-monogamous with Guzma and Plumeria though, they're for marriage only

It's too late, anon, I'm calling everyone.

>>30337782

That really doesn't help with alcohol breath because the smell comes from the stomach, not the mouth, so then you just get alcohol breath + MINTY FRESHNESS or whatever and it could make it like 10 times worse

>>30338553
Gum is the best option.

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>>30338581
or you could suck him off and block your nose with his cum

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>>30338550
I swear I'm pure!

The actual reason I probably have such a weird fetish when all I want in life is pure vanilla loving is that I'm a virgin autist and enjoy self inserting as a girl with enough confidence to be a man eater. /blog
This is honestly why you should never namefag

>>30338704
hits close to home, anon.
ganguro is p cute if done right

>>30338707
LEWD
Whoa there fella you didn't quite crop that enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezHehUa15RY

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>>30339025
good

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>>30339025
boy get them twinkle toes
>ywn have guzma hold you tight and share a killer thriller

>>30339025
>Nanu
he wants to go home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xbrACcr1oY

>>30339025
GLADION GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND PARTICIPATE YOU EDGY LITTLE SHIT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nWi9HIGJOE

>>30339025
>>30339261
>>30339320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYIBsL9abNM
god bless MMD

>>30338707
L E W D

>>30339261
jesus christ alive
guzma speaking german is something i can get behind

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Times like these, I wish he were real to ease the abuse. I just need to be held

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>>30326976
Its our boy

>>30338553
I don't mind the alcohol smell. Reminds me of nail salons in Walmart.

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>>30339025
>>30339261
>>30339320
>>30339368
i fucking love these videos but i cant stop focusing on his fucking lips

fuck y boy and savior momma nice bloping thartsin wiggle

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i lov pokmeon

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>>30339368
i would like to formally thank this mmd for reminding me of this song and giving me this screenshot

>>30339550
Did he just rob some tourist?

>>30339025
>>30339261
>>30339320
>>30339368
I really hate these but I think i have incurable autism

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>>30340082
I wish Guzma would rob me...

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>>30340082
thats what it says, yeah

>Just realized Guzma was gentle and patient enough to fully raise a Wimpod
Beautiful

>ywn go urban exploring with Guzma
>ywn do any tag art or break any remaining shit while doing so
>ywn have him jump out and scare you but then apologies after seeing he really freaked you out
>ywn have a fun day like that with Guzma, like, ever

>>30340442
>ywn pyukumuku chucking with guzma
he doesnt actually have the heart to chuck them, he just wades out as far as he can and throws them back in

For some reason my headcanon voice for Guzma tends to switch from either Kanji Tatsumi (since they probably both secretly like stupid cute shit), or even more bizarrely, the voice used for Ash in this weird ass dub I love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfBEsPXO6es

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>>30341265
i can see that. i hear as british for some reason, otherwise, keith silverstein's mondo oowada is pretty good too
also resuscitating the thread with some groove that reminds me of guzma (lyric wise mostly) https://youtu.be/Ud-QbiFqErg

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>>30340587
>young guzma in need of quick cash takes on part-time job chucking pyukumuku
>picks up first one
>looks in its tiny little eyes
>k... kawaii...
>he doesn't have the resolve to chuck it, wades slowly out into the water and releases it gently onto the bottom
>fuck, this is going to take forever though
>goes back to beach, slips as many pyukumuku as possible into the pockets of his jacket and pants
>pulls up shirt hem into a hammock and piles em up
>wades slowly back and forth lugging dozens of pyukumuku all day, steadfastly refusing to acknowledge the sniggering and insults of his peers
>pyukumuku are happy as can be having a nice piggy back ride from a sweet, gentle boy, unlike all of the other casual staff who will compete for who can throw the hardest
>guzma, now led on a string by his tender heart, learns how to move and speak so as not to disturb any ocean pokemon on his shifts
>wildlife at his local beaches all become accustomed to the fluffy beanpole who is 100% chill and not a threat
>even wimpod begin to not be spooked, or to only skitter a short distance away before feeling safe in his presence

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>you will never have squatting contest with Guzma
>He will never cheer on you and support you when you wobble, as in not to give up yet and keep squatting a little more
>You will never see him smile when he is satisfied how well you squat

>>30330938
>finds a rebellious kid making trouble
>charges them down like a wild tauros and yells the living shit out of them as they tremble feebly beneath him
Good teacher.

So there's fires burning a few towns over and they're headed this way. Any anon wanna spare some cute and/or happy Guz headcanons and art while I wait for the evacuation notice.

>>30339550
Kono Guzma da

>>30342277
he likes to dance in private. he got dat funky flow
the grunts got their sick moves buy watching him through a keyhole

>>30342338
>guzma works out regularly, dances for fun, and squats all day
>ends up with toned body and bangin' ass
>nobody ever sees because of his baggy tracksuit

what a waste

>>30342384
But it looks so fine when you get him out of his sweatpants

>>30342384
>>30342088
https://youtu.be/IQF5ZXhWc-A do you think he can dance russian style with those squats?
post yfw best character in game is a fucking commie

>>30342277
>none of Team Skull know how to cook
>don't have money for takeaways, and nobody will deliver to Po town
>Plumeria presents them with a cook book
>she drags Guzma by the hood to set a good example and take part
>in the end the grunts make Guzma just sit at the table as they try to make the best lasagne they can
>"How much cheese do we put on it, boss?"
>Plumeria interrupts, "don't ask this idiot, he'll--"
>"More cheese."
>"Is this good, boss?"
>"All the cheese."
>it's more like baked cheese with a side of pasta sheets
>Guzma is thrilled
>mom never let him have this much cheese with his slice

>>30342467
This is equal parts sad and hilarious. And now I want lasagna. Bless you anonfriend.

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>>30342277
dont worry, ya boy just dropped this mixtape early

The abomination is done, sorry for the wait.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8690287

Yeah I got an AO3 now wanna fight about it? It's actually because after years of anon writing I've never considered compiling my shit and just kind of drifted around, but I had some people here asking me if I had anything like this and the answer was no so... Yeah, I'm also going to add the others on there now.

>>30342459
Maybe.

>>30342619
Anon, it's ok. Few other anons here have written fics on ao3, no need tl sweat about it. It's good that there is more than one place for fics etc.

>>30342619
I'm gonna read this. Let's see if you're good enough to make me even more degerate. Bugfucking is the last frontier.

>>30342619
im disappointed in you for giving in to this degeneracy, but thank you for making an ao3 so i can read your less disgusting stuff

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hey guys guess what

>>30342619
Anon, this is pretty hot. I'm not ashamed to be slam-dunked into the sin you don't come back from