>be me
>Pokemon SM release date
>Work at a restaurant (don't forget to tip) and take off day in advance
>Get back to work the next day
>Co-worker asked me what I did on my day off
>We were in the kitchen at the time
>"I've been traveling Alola and catching new Pokemon to become the Pokemon Master!"
>"Dude, you took off a day to play fucking Pokemon GO?"
>Immediately flip my shit and told him to go fuck himself and that SM is nothing like shitty GO
>Some people in the restaurant heard
>Get reported and have to spend 20 minutes with supervisor for a written warning
Any other stories?
>>30300875
That's what you get for giving them such a gay ass response.
>ITT: Autism
OP, you're such a faggot I don't even have an image to express it.
>>30300968
? What?
>>30300875
>>30300875
>Getting openly upset in public because someone didn't care to know the difference
Pokemon didn't get you into trouble, you got yourself into trouble.
Own up and take responsibility for your stupidity.
Wow, you're a fucking loser.
>>30301113
Alright I admit I was stupid. I never got in trouble at work before. ;_;
>>30300875
are you autistic?
>>30301048
Both
>"I've been traveling Alola and catching new Pokemon to become the Pokemon Master!"
and
>Immediately flip my shit and told him to go fuck himself and that SM is nothing like shitty GO
are things that someone who literally has autism would likely do, due to lack of understanding of social situations and the like.
Source:I used to do shit like this back after I was old enough that I shouldn't be childish, but before I was finally actually diagnosed.
ITT: How Pokemon ruined my life?
>>30301171
>2016
>never picked a fight with another employee
It's like you were born after the 90s or something.
>>30301418
Kinda rude, anon.
My dad has a hatred for Pokémon he's had since I was 13. I'm 21 now, and yes he still has it.
Being caught with the games and being on websites about it always got me busted.
>>30302773
Why does he hate it anon?
>>30302947
He's one of those idiots who "found Jesus" and read those 1990-looking websites about how it represents Satanism and will possess me. So he's spent the last 8 or so years making sure it's not around. Sold my stuff, gave them to friends without me knowing, burned my cards, etc.
>>30303097
So cancer, basically
>>30303156
Cancer and cringe from a man who's almost 50.
>>30301418
>Picking a fight with a coworker
What are you, white trash?
>>30300875
Is this bait?
>>30305755
I wish I was lying...top 10 thibgs I regret in life. Now everyone at work avoids me.
>>30305851
what are your other top 9
>>30300875
>being this autistic
>>30305888
Well one day in middle school my underwear rode my buttcrack and everyone saw it when they look at me
>>30306022
Ah, so you really are autistic.
That's okay. But don't talk to me again, if you do I'll beat the shit out of you
>>30300875
Someone please post the one where the dude threatened to beat his girlfriend and then blamed it on Pokemon Go