>Almost 2017 >Still no bedbug pokemon EXPLAIN THIS

gamefreak hasn't made one

explanation over

>STILL no sea snek pokemon
>STILL no flamingo pokemon
>STILL no platypus pokemon
>STILL no hummingbird pokemon
>STILL no quetzal pokemon
>STILL no turkey pokemon
>STILL no mosasaur pokemon
>STILL no kraken pokemon
>STILL no whale shark pokemon
>STILL no narwhal pokemon
>STILL no manatee pokemon
>STILL no clownfish pokemon
>STILL no goblin shark pokemon
>STILL no velociraptor pokemon
>STILL no stegosaurs pokemon
>STILL no ankylosaur pokemon
>STILL no snow leopard pokemon
>STILL no wolverine pokemon
>STILL no tasmania devil pokemon
>STILL no tasmanian tiger pokemon
>STILL no dingo pokemon
>STILL no mantis shrimp pokemon
>STILL no iguana pokemon
>STILL no black widow pokemon
>STILL no flea pokemon
>STILL no scutigera pokemon
>STILL no glowworm pokemon
>STILL no cone shell pokemon
>STILL no leech pokemon
>STILL no corn/maize pokemon
>STILL no llama/alpaca pokemon
>STILL no scarecrow pokemon
>STILL no skeleton pokemon
>STILL no dreamcatcher pokemon
>STILL no wendigo pokemon
>STILL no mothman pokemon
>STILL no chupacabra pokemon
>STILL no hippogriff pokemon
>STILL no cerberus pokemon
>STILL no gremlin pokemon
>STILL no manticore pokemon
>STILL no moon rabbit pokemon

>>30299928
No

>>30299940
No excuse, Gamefreak is incompetent.

>>30299968
Fuck off.

>>30299928
There has been a bed shortage for the past 20 years which resulted in a lack of places for these bugs to live and has thus caused their near extinction in the wild.

>>30299928
DELETE THIS ;-;

Those fuckers could be rid of by the extermination company

My old pa and I had to overheat those fuckers to death.

>>30300000
Nice rollio brolio

>>30299965
are you sure?

>>30300168
Heat is the only reliable way to end an infestation.

Nothing else works.

I bet a bedbugmon would have an ability negating all its weaknesses in exchange for being 1 shotted by fire moves.

Bug/Dark

>>30300254
ya

>>30299965
>STILL no flamingo pokemon
Spritzee
>STILL no platypus pokemon
Psyduck
>STILL no ankylosaur pokemon
Torterra
You are correct about the rest though.

>still no singular bee pokemon
we have wasps, bee flies, and multiple bees, but we have no singular bee pokemon

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I found one

OP confirmed retarded

>>30300759
Psyduck is just a regular duck. Torterra is a turtle.

Lets not talk about bed bugs these shits have been harassing me for a week.

>>30300000
GET

>>30299928
Infestation. There are normal bugs in poke world. Bed bugs are on each of them.

>Almost 2017
>Still no dolphin pokemon
EXPLAIN THIS

>>30300888
Demons in insect form, they are the worst thing alive.

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>>30300759
>Spritzee
does it even look like a flamingo?

>>30300759
So if beedrill, combee, and vespiquen aren't bees, then what are they?

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Pheromosa is my bed bug Pokemon
:^)

>>30300759
>Psyduck
>Platypus


You almost got me with that one.

>>30300000
Checked

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>>30301091
Very clever, anon.

>>30301069
>beedrill
Japanese hornet
>combee
three bees
>vespiquen
queen bee with multiple servants
I want a bee pokemon that is just a single bee

>>30301051
Agreed.

>>30300990
Kyogre
Lanturn
Gorebyss

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>>30299928
>We could have had different colored bed bugs like minior

>>30302123
And that thumbnail could have had the correct image.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>30302123
MOOTWO

>16+1000•2
>still no buff mosquito pokemon from another dimension

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>there was a ice cream pokemon
>still no hotdog based pokemon
where's the fucking justice?

>>30302273
>>8+1000•2

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>>30302314
At least we got a hamburger based pokemon.

>>30302374
(You) pemdas

>>30300759
torterra is a fucking world tortoise. fuck off with le prehistoric animal theme meme. there are prehistoric tortoises too so just say those

>leaks mention snowman and dolphin Pokemon
>they end up being a yeti crab and Top Fin

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>>30300880
>>30301161
>psyduck is just a regular duck

yeah it's totally a fucking duck. I sure do love those ducks with no fucking wings

which one of these does psyduck look closer to?

>>30302603
>trusting chinks to know animals

they're too busy killing them for superstitious traditional medicine that is supposed to cure cancer and aids

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>>30302700

>>30302784
and that rubber duck still has little wings. not arms

>>30299928
Things that reproduce by traumatic insemination don't deserve to be Pokemon.

>>30303249
Anon, stop grasping at straws, Psyduck is not a fucking platypus.

Eww fuck those things

>2020
>still no HIV Virus pokémon

How tasteless of them!

>>30299928
Of course not, game freak is making a game for kids, not a game to compete with satan's nightmares.

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>>30299928
>Basically 2017
>Still no book scorpion pokémon
They just keep disappointing.

>>30304974
Cute. I'd train one.

I can see them making a bug/psychic bedbug Pokémon with dream eater and stuff. Can't think of a good name, though.

>>30299928
STILL NO FUCKING COCKROACH.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A GAME WITH THE LITERAL GIMMICK BEING NORMAL PLAY IS NIGHTTIME AND NOT HAVE A FUCKING BUG/DARK ROACH?