Guzma Thread: vanilite edition

Still taking requests, my boys. If you feel the need, the last thread should've caught everyone up on what I'm comfortable writing. If you need to ask feel free though.

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Darn being in the dark. Beach picture because I want a beach date with Guzma

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guzma mommy kink when

>>30298134
Better post it here again for anyone new

>>30297996
http://i.imgur.com/dxqzEdU.png

is consensual anal sex between two adult men vanilla enough?

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>>30298218
goodness gracious me
BLUE PUBES

>>30298183
what do these words in this order mean

>>30298134
would this >>30297813 be okay senpai?
maybe ill write too come months end

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>>30298206
Alright. So, basically, I'll write pretty much anything as long as I can make the characters work, but keeping in the spirit of A THREAD DEDICATED TO OUR BOY, I'm only writing Guzma shit obviously. SFW, NSFW, doesn't matter, I'm throwing it all up on pastebin.

It's already been established that I will not do egg injection or any sort of bug sex [spoilers]PURE, THEY ARE PURE[/spoiler].

Some other kinks that come to the top of my head that I'm not comfortable doing would be scat or sounding. I can handle watersports but trust me it's not going to get too crazy. I can also handle gore if you... want me to do that. I'm a pretty cool guy, I think.

Previous thread
>>30287546

>>30298489
Anyhing Reader or Chicken with Guzma is good with me especially NSFW. Public sex is good. I'm not picky, though.

>>30298489
are you comfortable writing him angrily masturbating after an embarrassing loss to the chicken girl?

>>30298489
Could you write something Lusamine/Guzma? I'm into Lusa topping, and if you want, praise kink. you can make it as fucked up as possible but if that makes you uncomfortable you don't have to

Thanks for doing this, you're a godsend.

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>>30298134
I'm gonna need a collection of all the stuff you've done.

I'll need it for science

In return here is one Guzma art.

>>30298451
Posting this here for anon to see

>>30298489
something with reader/guzma
maybe guz getting all possessive over chicken chan and reminding her that she's his by making sweet rough love

Hey, I went ahead and archived all the Guzma threads still on >>>/vp/archive. Here's the link.
https://mega.nz/#!fo4hUJSR!CagdzBBqEwVg12M9BNpa5mjTqMLZguhvPMWuHaDdDkA

>>30298620
>>30298683
Porn? On MY GOOD CHRISTIAN BOARD?

>>30298598
I actually already did a femdom Lusamine shortfic which you can find here:
http://pastebin.com/8UQfxUye

If this doesn't do it for you, I'll take another request for it later.

>>30298563
>>30298590

Taking both of these, wish me luck. If someone would like to write the remaining anon's piece that'd be great, but otherwise I'll get to it as a re-request.

>>30298489
I want to see Guzma get fed up with himself for not being able to trust the reader after everything thats happened.
I want to see her lightly tie him up and dedicate the whole night to him and only him, making sure he feels completely and totally safe.
I want him to feel loved

>>30298721
Wow I actually didn't know about that one, thanks a ton man :D

Do you have an archive of your work?

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>sperging on a husbando board and trying to shut it down with bad porn
you claim we're retarded

>>30298662
Seconding.
>>30298721
Bless you.

>>30298611
http://pastebin.com/8UQfxUye
http://pastebin.com/aGw78YpX
http://pastebin.com/3ExCY3ER

This is all so far for the Guzma thread, but more will be coming soon-ish. Promise.

>>30298721
I request you to kill yourself, autist

>>30298777
did you draw that?
if so i like his socks

>>30298801
That Guzma/Kahili fic is so cute, thanks dude!

>>30298684
Thank you for your dedicated work! Bless you, as well.

>>30298754
You're a fucking pathetic faggot autist

>>30298801
Thank you so much for your work! :D

>>30298807
I requested the same but I'm too pussy, anon, please help

>>30298808
no, sadly. but he does have good socks

>>30298893
Don't do it writefriend, you have so much to live for :'(

>>30298773
>>30298892
>emojis
Get out

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>>30298134
Any love for tsundere Guz trying to confess his feels for Plum, only to get dommed and turn into a panicked puppy dog?

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>>30298982
(˙ ͜つ˙ )╭∩╮

>>30298982
V:

>>30299006
Can it be the kind of dom where both parties safely reach climax without anyone's genitals being stepped on or otherwise injured?

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Is this your Writeboy or someone else?

i need to know please.

>>30299180
Hell Yeah, bring on vanilla as fuck Virgin sex for our Boi (he deserves to be happy)

>>30299180
^^^^^

>>30299244
Nah, he posts all his on Pastebin.

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People were complaining about this artist doing too much stuffing art, but she really does draw the best Guzma body.

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>strollin around alola
>see this
do you approach him or would you wimp out?

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>>30299404
Another one by her I've never seen posted.

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>>30299482
sit next to him and seductively suck on a Popsicle

>>30299482
I spill all of my spaghetti.

>>30299626
It better be a nobbly bobbly

>>30299482
Probably make eye contact for a long period of time, start pacing back and forth for a while, yet act like I'm not staring at him, that's what I do with anyone I feel nervous around, whether it be because I'm attracted or intimidated by them.

>>30299482
>dat yaoi anatomy

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>>30299773
thats lewd

>>30299482
I'd tell him he had Wingull doodie in his hair, then steal his shades when he takes them off to check

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will we ever get a leader as cool as him again?

If I cosplay guzma and wear a Z ring do you think anyone would care? Our boy deserves to be a trial captain. or atleast someone who is entrusted with one

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>>30299482
I'd offer him some water then have a friendly chat. :)

>>30298590
http://pastebin.com/VL8N5jMw

Short but masturbation is never as fun. Still, hopefully you guys will enjoy it. :^)

>>30299919
Do it. I want our boy to be happy.

>>30297996
loli Plumeria tho

>>30299964
I even got the bug z crystal for it. It lights up with the symbol, it was so worth it.

Ya boi would be so excited when it made the buzzing noise because he loves bugs so much

>>30299404
Bechnokid is also super into female ghost busters and sjw things. I used to follow her on deviantart way back forever and she hasn't really grown as an artist too much which is a shame.

>>30299948
Amazing work!! I loved it!

Which one are you gonna do next?

>>30299948
ooh, this was exactly what I was hoping for
thank you

>>30300063
Currently drafting out this:
>>30298563

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>>30298563
>>30298590
>>30298721
Fucking yes. I wanted to see something with Guzma and Chicken girl.

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>>30299948
Oh my.

>>30299948
If you're up for it later, a short fic with female player character and Guzma. Guzma notices chicken-chan looking at Nanu and gets jealous that chicken seems to have a thing for older, white/grey haired men, not just him. NSFW or SFW. doesn't matter

>>30299244
Boi that was me, the writefeg.

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what did he see?

>>30300268
His father, holding a golf club

>>30300268
my dick

>>30300282
Guzma's the one who beat the shit out of his dad though, not the other way around.

>>30299948
Pottery. I liked it

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>>30300307
oh dear, that is terrifying

>>30300321
Perhaps he regrets losing control like that

>>30300321
because his dad tried to beat him first.

>>30300370
terrifyingly average

>>30300362
>pottery
did
did you mean poetry?

>>30299180
That's the best kind of dom. I just want to see someone lovingly dom my boi and tell him how good and handsome he is while he gets all gooey from it.

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Found this while scrolling through Tumblr and I love it. Little Guz is the best.

What do you think the sign on his bedroom door says?

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>>30300727
probably "STAY OUT!" or "DANGER ZONE!"

>>30300447
>being so new you don't know about the magic of pottery

>>30298489
I want an AU where Lusamine forced Guzma into being melded with a UB (Xurkitree if possible) instead of doing it herself and then having him be her pet/guard dog.

>>30300775
that's fucked up

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>>30297996
Where the fuck does he go after you beat him in the post game?

Fuck, I just wanna chill with ya boi.

>>30301102
You can partner with him in the battle tree.

>>30300762
>ywn enter guzma's danger zone
sad

>>30301089
Well, it's as close as I can get to pre-release speculation without messing too much with what's canon now. Shame, really.

>>30301370
>messing up canon
Who cares? It's a pretend AU for a pretend franchise, mess it up all you want. There are no rules.

I just want to make the Guzboi laugh.

>>30298134
Guzma dying like a hero.

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>>30301779
you can
if you lose to him

Guys, I really like the idea of a dominant Plumeria with Guzma. There's something so delicious about cocky guys being reduced into a quivering, moaning mess from being dommed consensually by someone they love. Anyone else feel the same?

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This drawing tho....

>>30301874
you shoulda been here a few threads back
heres a fic for ya http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648623
its not very dommy, but its great

>>30301874
This is my favorite dynamic, since I'm a pretty dominant girl. Especially when it's a character like Guzma who is fronting to mask insecurity and pain. It's the best to see them get to let go for at least a moment.

I'm not particularly attached to Plumeria/Guzma but that's one of the only ship choices for Guz so I'm cool with it.

>>30301874
I was the fag who requested >>30299006 - I have all the love in the world for whatever the fuck that trope is called.

>>30301874
That's the best shit, anon.

>>30301779
Do you think he'd punch someone if they tried to tickle him?

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>>30301874
I have a thing for tall guys being submissive to smaller girls, so yes I do. Just granted that Plums doesn't use any dildos or weird shit on him, just her hands, some seductive words and maybe her mouth.

>Guzma tries to catch Plumeria a Mareanie for her birthday
>ends up being stung and puts himself in the hospital for three days
>she shows up to take him home icily furious but with a face clean of makeup because she cried her mascara off

>>30302159
But dildos and vibrators are so fun to use on guys. Agreed that it doesn't do much for me to go overboard with them, though.

>>30302159
PLEASE MORE

Post Guzma voices. I hear him as some kind of mix of these two:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLYUD5IzbiI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rey1swrw3j4

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>>30302223
Not him, but

>>30302128
He'd be too busy flailing like an idiot

>>30302085
I think having so few choices for Guzma sucks too. I always like to see my favorite characters with multiple other characters. I never get attached to one pairing in particular. Variety is the spice of life!

>>30302169
the entirety of team skull (excluding gladion) are wait outside the hospital threatening the doctors not to hurt him

>>30300775
I'll second this, sounds hot

>>30302268
I kind of like Billy Joe Cobras voice for him.
(Couldn't find a better compilation sorry)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6ZcY7KNG88

>>30302268
The voice in this video ended up being the one that clicked for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fhz91BDiUk

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>>30302189
I just don't see Gooseman as the type to have toys used on him, honestly. As far as sub Guz goes, I imagine him as pretty vanilla but enjoys relinquishing control sometimes. And dominant as pretty freaky.

>>30302293
Too lewd, anon

imagine Guzma passed the FUCK out and Plum tries to get up for the morning, and he will not let her because he's sleepily holding onto him

>>30302468
*I meant her at the end

>>30302268
This.

https://youtu.be/bxZC7fDmaEA

>>30302468
I want sleepy cuddles like that ;_;

>>30302268
i hope they give him a good voice in the anime
if he's there that is ;_;

>>30302462
I personally see him as the type who thinks he wouldn't ever sub or be a sub into toys but you prove him wrong.

I also see him as someone who wouldn't want any kind of pain play, though. Except what's caused by teeth and nails in the heat of passion.

>>30302523
she tries to get up and ends up dragging him half out of bed and he is like 'nooooo' but eventually lets her go

"YO PLUM CHECK THIS OUT" and he walks out covered in wimpods "I got BUGS for a coat" She wonders why she is with a 5 year old

fixed it

>>30302671
So would he use Larvesta as a scarf to match that coat?

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>>30299482
I would fiercly blush, then hide behind a tree before he sees me. While trying to catch my composure, said tree is Alolan Exeggutor. It casually walks off as I do not notice this. Guzma sees me like puc-related, comes up behind me and asks if I'm okay. I become more flustered and more red than Santa's balls.

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>>30302671
>>30302523
>Takes Plumeria to a reptile and bug house for a date
>"this is the most romantic place I could think of"
>Scorpion eating a roach.jpg
>She has fun, because he obviously enjoyed himself a ton
>Guzma gets a kiss on the cheek at the end

>>30302763
this is cute

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>>30302644
>you will never suddenly bite into Guzma's neck, causing him to yell out in a mixture of shock, pain and pleasure, arching his pelvis up to meet yours; his erection straining against his sweatpants, whole body quivering beneath you as he aches for release
Feels awful, man.

What would Guzma and Plumeria's wedding be like?

>>30302958
fulll of crying grunts and bugs

>>30299948
That last part is great. Seriously, this is hot.

>>30302895
Oh okay we're going back into lewd territory again? Alright I guess that's okay with me

>>30302958
One side:
>Scolioped
>20000 wimpods
>main protag of SM

Other side:
>all the grunts

they throw a wicked party after. Guzmas best man was his golispod

>>30302958
>>30303040
would hau be the flower boy?

>>30303106
And Gladion can be the ring bearer.
Would Hala be the minister though?

>>30303139
No it's got to be the masked royal

Odd the professor couldn't make it, though..

>>30302895
A-anon, this is my shit. Don't tease me like that.

>>30303106
WHAT IF THE RING BEARER WAS A JOLTIC?

he would take forever and Guzma would wait bc it's cute

Found some halfway decent fluff of Guzmeria where they hug

http://kirbychan234.tumblr.com/post/153759042367/a-little-snippet-for-cadoized-based-on-their

>>30303139
>>30303184
Burnet and lillie are the bridesmaids
>>30303247
holy shit they wrote it

>>30302895
>He will never demand that you let him come already, damn it, because he's the boss and he calls the shots
>You will never grin against his neck and slow down to tease him, grinding just so against his cock but refusing to go further
>He will never finally break down into stuttering, breathless begging, bucking desperately.

Feels bad, man.

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>>30299404
>>30300055
You can just check her Guzma art and leave it at that. I wasn't bothered or interested on what they drew beside Guzma, thought I did see some of their other stuff, but didn't think much of it.

>>30303500
This. If you focus on what other things Tumblr artists do, you'd never be able to enjoy the fanart. It's one of the only places that actually produce art.

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>read all these lewd fics
>feel nothing
>all sexual desire was killed off in me long ago
oh.

>>30303763
Damn. They miss you over at tumblr yet?

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>>30303375
>you will never chuckle softly at his obvious desperation, before finally freeing his swollen dick from the confines of his sweatpants
>you will never lift an eyebrow, surprised by how much pre he's producing and how sticky he's gotten already without you even touching him
>you will never coil your fingers around his shaft, meeting his gaze as you circle your thumb around his tip, spreading his moisture
>you will never hear his breath catch, and his whole body start to relax underneath you
>you will never lightly kiss his lips as you jack him off, listening to the gasps he makes

Pain.

>>30304123
Why you gotta do this to me

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>>30304123
>sticky sweatpants dick

ANON STOP THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE

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>>30304123
>You will never listen to him give a raspy cry as he arches hard into your hand and cums, his whole body vibrating with pleasure
>You will never watch his abs clench and feel his hips jerk as you keep stroking him while he's oversensitive.
>You will never finally let go of him, wipe his seed off of your hand, then curl up into his side and throw an arm over his heaving chest
>You will never tell him how good and hot he just was for you
>He will never growl half-heartedly while he catches his breath
>He will never finally turn to face you with a wicked grin that promises revenge.

How do we endure such suffering?

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>>30304525
said revenge fic when

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>>30304525
We need to make a tulpa.

>>30304760
Anon, don't open that pandora's box. There is no return from that place.

>>30304760
i was gonna call you a fucking idiot but im too creeped out by those unsettlingly realistic hands to bother anymore

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>>30304760
WOAH WOAH WOAH Hold on there, that is a seriously bad idea. I've heard one to many horror stories about doing that shit out of lust. Don't do it man no I mean bad idea

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>>30304760
>tfw his glasses are meant to be a cresent moon and a sun
i just love this design

>>30304525
i came here to post something almost exactly like this. handjobs are underrated, especially teasing ones.

>guzma locking eyes with you as you jerk him off faster
>his gaze becoming vulnerable rather than intimidating for just a second

WEW
E
W

>>30304889
Me too. I'm sad he fixed them post-game. Also,

>ywn paint Guzma's fake tattoos on him

>>30299482
>Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

Eggs are delicious and a good source of protein

>>30304825
Yeah, I won't lie that picture creeps me out, too.

>>30304804
>>30304875
Hey, listen, it's just a suggestion. I won't lie, the thought of how many pony tulpas must've been made years ago kills me.

>>30304525
>lick his seed off of your hand

Fixed that for you.

I wanna see a fic where Guzma learns he's gonna become a father.
You can choose the Mother.

>>30304760
Sign me the fuck up

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>>30304963

>>30305018
>make him lick his seed of your hand

FTFY

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this is kind of a weird kink but i thought of it and now i cant stop but imagine guzma pulling out and pushing his tip on your clitoris and then shooting his warm semen all over it

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>>30304760
>tulpa
Not sure if I want to know what that is.

Does our boy have any sprites yet?

I don't even know what's going on here anymore.

>>30305146
It's an imaginary friend of sorts. You can see them in the real world if you try hard enough

I'm pretty shit at writing and very shit at using this site but
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8679445

>>30305146
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa

an internet subculture of practitioners who create imaginary friends which they call tulpa and believe to be sentient.[7] The community originated in 2009 from the discussion board 4chan, and gained popularity through the emergence of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom

>>30305129
A-anon, don't. I just calmed down.

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>>30298183
not sure when... but i have this.

It isn't an official 4chan character thread until someone mentions a tulpa.

>>30305146
self-induced auditory, optical, and sensory hallucinations, along with Multiple personality disorder.

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>>30304760

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>>30305312
I want to make him get on his knees and look up at me while he does it.

>>30300697
Now I'm imagining little guzma and his wimpod taking on the trials and everytime wimpod gets hit, it runs back to guzma and crys and then they both run away
;_;

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>>30305234
any contribution to our lord and saviour guzmas christ is appreciated
thank you for your donation and be sure to spread the good word

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i was gonna draw a lewd but then i realized i've used up all of my art skills for the day workin on sfw shit so this was all i managed

>>30305616
CUTE

>>30305616
thats a wonderful boy anon, i appreciate it more than a lewd desu

>>30305616
C-cute. I want to ruffle his hair!

Is there any art of Guzma with a hand mussing his hair up?

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>>30305616
the boy has arrived

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>>30305219
>>30305255
>>30305343
Oh, I see. Sounds weird.

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reminder

>>30305834
Why is he so lewd?

How old is Guzma, anyways? It seems like he'd be out of his teens, if he aged out of trial captain eligibility, but the game seems to treat him like he's in his upper teens. Is he still like, 19 but you have to start younger if you're going to be a captain (because why set everything up. If you're gone in 3 months), or is he early twenties?

>>30305941
honestly he looks like late 20's to me, but i think he's meant to be early twenties
if you remove the bags/makeup around his eyes he looks much younger
im sure the white hair doesnt help either

>>30305941
I got the impression that he was beyond 20 and couldn't ever be a captain. So I'd say early 20s.

The game does talk like he's a teenager at times, though. People say he's meant to be Kukui's age but I'm not sure that the line about them both being failed captains is enough evidence of that. Though to be fair, I think Kukui is meant to still be in his 20s so it's possible.

Here's some Guzma with his hair up from the drawthread!

>>30305634

>>30306179
What a cutie!

>>30306179
That's hot

>>30305941
I hope he's in his 20s. Late teens aren't hot.

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>>30305727

>>30306379
>Late teens aren't hot.
you cut deep anon

>>30306411
As someone in their 20s, teens aren't hot to me. Nothing personal, anon!

>>30306280
does that doll vibrate

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Found this in the drawthread >>30305925

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:^) why am i alive

>>30306391
GOOD

>>30306391
Yes, good. We need more quality content like this.

>>30306437
alright grandma you dont have to spell it out for me

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>>30306473
>be twenty
>people think you old fart by then
Mkay

>>30306446
Ayy, I hope the anon who asked about this for awhile sees this. Cool!

>>30306542
your life is practically over, how do you cope?

>>30306473
>Guzma will never feed me prunes
>Guzma will never get my dentures for me when they fall out as I talk dirty to him

>>30306542
>Be 28
>20 year old being called grandma

Fuck all ya'll, I'll beat you with my walker.

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>guzma will never teach you how to be a villian

>>30306542
>>30306570
>>30306600
>>30306634
>>30306639
>mfw we'll all still be here in our fucking 60s

>>30306675
look at this net ball that i just found

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>>30306695
Speaking of this, is there a Guzma version of this meme yet? I think we need one.

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>>30306695
i hope so, even though i tease i like you guys

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>>30306742

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>>30306600
Basicly this.
>>30306639
I will speed by you with my rollator!

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>>30306764
Just needs an edit of the pic related facing in the same direction as Mr. Burns.

>>30298587
Part 2, unnecessarily extended ghost hunt edition.
>sneaks out at night with a flashlight and whimpod
>going to the cemetery, we ain't afraid of ghosts
>taking the route up the hill and over the ledges
>ghosts won't see us coming
>whimpod is slow, but he never falls out of sight
>he can go both ways over a ledge! Super cling!
>they reach the cemetery and start to look around in the dark
>it's just flowers and stones, how can any of this be scary, ha
>a ghastly emerges from behind a tall grave
>young Guzma can hear it but not quite see
>he scrambles to shine the flashlight at it but starts dropping it in his hurry
>by the time he has a proper grip he's met by one enormous, cold, wet tongue
>it tingles, in a bad way, and his clothes are soaked from the shorts up over his belly
>run guzma.exe
>reach home and slam the door shut behind, start putting across the latch with clumsy hands
>where's whimpod?
>where is whimpod?
>he didn't pick up whimpod
>whimpod is still in the graveyard with the ghost
>frozen at the door he begins to feel his eyes heat up as tears threaten to form
>"Gggrrlllrlrlgll" comes a familiar gurgle
>whimpod was just clutching to his shirt, he didn't notice because he mistook it for his sinking stomach
>Guzma breaks into a tired smile
>dad bursts into the kitchen yelling what the hell are you doing up at this time of night your shorts are dripping did you piss yourself I have a school age child and he PISSES himself?

>>30307133
KEK

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>>30306764
>>30307017
how's this?

>>30307187
That's good.

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Friendly reminder.

>>30307625
thank you i needed this

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>>30308432
Is this from Will and Grace?
Lol, it's ok Anon. I can check the thread once in awhile, but not as much I like to because nurses are checking up on me every so often and that we programs that we need to attend. Nice built up tho.

>>30308609
no fuckin idea what its from m8
its just a meme

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>>30308694
Oh.

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>>30308432
Child Guzma greentextfag here, it's 7:47AM and I am headed for bed. If any of you have ideas for childhood activities feel free to tell me so dad can ruin them.

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>>30308432
I would like him to act a bit opposite. Whisper sweet things to my ear, nibble neck and ears, kiss my cheek and forehead when he is close, grab and play with chest while kissing etc.

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>>30308912
theres nothing better than a switch

>>30309103
A switch? As in switching places or roles or an actual switch?

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>>30300697
>>30305512
Here's some more young Guz; Kukui too.

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>>30309152
hey, if it means i can turn him on

>>30309395
top kek?

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>>30309411
i tickle myself

>>30309351
>that tuft of white hair

I love it.

>>30309351
Love it.

dont know if this has been olinked before but i love it so fuckin much
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8673346

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>>30310658
I think I have seen it linked around 4-5 times by now, but thanks for reminding.

>>30303239

>Um, Can someone bring it here
>NANANANANANANA, That little boy gotta do the job, Go little buddy

>>30310889
"Fangirling"

>>30302169
Stop playing with my feelings, anon.

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Ya boy got beaten up pretty bad.

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>>30312046
Just kidding. The dork can't drink his Tapu Cocoa without it spilling over his face.

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>>30311686
you haven't been in this thread long, have you?>>30312068
the fuck kind of tapu cocoa he been drinking?

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>ywn be in this group

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>>30312124
>that last grunt on the right
unf

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>>30312082
The dark kind Tapu Cocoa.
>>30312124
>tfw you can't be with the cool kids

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>Guzma will never take out your trash
you will never throw away his emotional baggage

https://youtu.be/UJEAeZmOqjM
the keyboard in the skull themes is killer
i wish the pokemon games had more music like this

>>30312797
The music this gen has been tops all around much more enjoyable then past gens

>>30312966
^^^agreed
the tapu fight theme is one of my favourites. it really captures the hecticness and atomsphere, it really makes you feel like youre battling a deity

>Wake up
>Tired, don't want to go to class despite already being underhours
>See >>30307625
Thank you, anon, this made me get my ass out of bed.

>>30300171
>>30298489
GUZMA
X
LOLI
CHICKEN-CHAN

>>30298801
>Aged Up Big Bust Chicken
literally shit tier
why would you do this?

>>30298982
those are emoticons, not emoji, retard

>>30300321
source?

Hey guys, do you think that Nanu might have had a hand in helping Guzma get a grip with how things happened after coming out of Ultra Space? Guzma had to have been pretty fucked up emotionally at that point, and who better to help him but a former Interpol agent that's scarred from the Guzzlord incident?

It seems a bit strange that Guzma would disband Team Skull so suddenly, even after knowing he was used. I sorta think Nanu had a hand in helping him reach that conclusion, as he seemed to be the only one that Team Skull seemed to respect. Of course, the question is if Guzma slunk away to hide in shame, if Plumeria's frustrated reaction is anything to say...

>>30313838
>Nanu inviting Guzma to his house, offering him Tapu Cocoa and patiently waiting for him to talk about what happened
>Suggesting that Guzma could keep on helping his grunts to find their own path even though the team would be disbanded

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>>30313838

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i wonder if those two guzma anons in the other thread that knew eachother patched things up.

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>I will never bring Guzma a tapu cocoa and be rewarded with a pat on the head and a muttered "stop getting all up in my grill"

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Fucking love this pic
Guzma was the best rival of all. Please tell me he doesn't up and disappear after the UB dimension part, I'm just at the E4 now.

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oh, our boy is the focus of an art challenge on twitter today. hopefully theres some good ones

I love the thought of Nanu being a 'dad' to Team Skull

>>30304525
honestly why do i even live

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>>30315367
same

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>>30315285
>tfw my friend looks like guzma but without white hair

>>30315435
kiss him right on the mouth or lift me up so I can do it

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>>30315435
dye it in his sleep and then date him, its the only way

>>30315454
he's shorter than me tho

>>30315367
>Grunts don't steal Alolan Meowths or Persians out of respect for Nanu

>>30315489
I'm 5'0 so I'm pretty sure I'd need some help to reach anyhow....

>>30315570
Ah okay
I was just worried about immersion. He ain't our boy's height, but he sure as hell looks like him

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>>30298982
>doesn't know what an actual emoji is

>>30315435
Post pics

I had a short-term crush on this guy back in high school who looked just like Guzma (same hair, similar fashion, always wore a black hoodie). we even kissed a few times.
But, sadly... he was short. Shorter than me and I'm already a short girl. 5 foot 2.
So, he was a mini Guzma.

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>>30315702
Oh no that's so cute

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I want Nanu bend Guzma over the table and rail him hard

>>30300132
anon, fic done when, i need it

>>30299818
>yaoi anatomy
broad shoulders isnt yaoi anon

>Grunts laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling while they think about life
>"Our boy's big, right?"
>"Yeah"
>"So he's got a bick dick too, right?"
>"I- Y-Yeah, I suppose"
>"Do you think he'll mind if we ask?"
>"Dude"

>>30297996
Is it a hat or his hair?

>>30315843
I wish that were me
>>30315925
Yeah, he was pretty cute. Strangely had a similar personality.

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>>30316175
I feel like our boy would be average size, or maybe slightly above average. I don't get peoples obsessions with giant dicks, so a comfy size would be nice. I'd honestly feel scared if he pulled out like nine inches.

>>30315931
I'm writing Nanu/Guzma based on a request from a few threads ago about Guzma giving his first blowjob. Maybe I'll write a sequel after where Nanu takes his virginity.

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>>30316469
You're doing god's work, anon!

>>30316467
>Guzma shows his dick to the grunts who ask about it
>Above average
>"...Oh."
>"Eh? You two sound disappointed"
>"No, it's not that, it's just, you know..."
>"We were expecting something even bigger"
>Guzma looks at them like they're fucking idiots while he's pulling his pants back up
>"Ya know, I'm seriously disappointed in your dick knowledge"

>>30316467
But consider Guzma being insecure about his size because he thinks it's too big and will scare you off.

>>30316537
KEK
Above average is still pretty big to me

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>>30316467
things you never hear people say

>>30316575
>Guzma batting away your hand before you manage to touch his crotch
>" 's off limits, it's nothing worth seeing"
>Refuses to look at you once you manage to coax him to reveal himself to you

>>30316629
His embarrassment would turn me on more

>>30316629
S-stop it anon, I'm in class!

>>30316707
>"It's bad, alright? I'm putting it away"
>You point out that he's already getting hard
>"S-sheesh, stop looking at it...!"

you autists are pathetic

>>30297996
I thought salamance's body was [spoilers]
Plumeria's[/spoilers]
for moment

>>30316751
heheh
>>30316876
I know, and I embrace it.

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>>30316586
Me too, Anon. I'm a virgin so dicks in general are pretty daunting.

>>30317014
of course you're a virgin, autistic faggot

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>>30317052
>coming to a thread you hate just to be mad
It's a bit too gay for me too, but I like the funny chicken/guzma art.

>>30316575

ALTERNATIVELY ya boi's got a small little thing and he's self-conscious about it

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>>30317052
Here's your (You).

Oh shit, we have hit the bump limit. Anyone want to make new thread?
>>30315363
Oh, he is? No wonder there was a lot new art today.

>>30315363
What specifically is the challenge? I want to partake.

>>30317685
got you >>30317976

>>30317969
you just draw a character in a hour, today happens to be guzma and saturn

>>30317990
Thanks mate