Mohn

>this fat fuck was boning Lusamine

HOW

>>30294670
Basically you're just stupid.

So is Lusamine legitimately crazy or was it all those jellyfish ultra beats? The way Guzma talked before I faced her made me think so, I just caught Solagaleo so I haven't had time to ruh around checking

>>30294736
Lusamine lost it when her husband disappeared.
They explain the jellyfish powers in more detail post-game. The jellyfish just made Lusamine go more insane.

>>30294736
A bit of both

Hard for me to clearly define, but Lusamine's actions were her own doing but her mind was kinda fucked by the UB Jellies

>>30294670
She likes dad bods

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>>30292944
what

So is Lusamine going to be okay? Are they going to at least tell her hubby is alive but lost his memories and now works as on my special island keeping my and many other people's pokemon entertained? I mean, it's not like that island is in another dimension, we can see it on the map.

>>30294736
She was always crazy, it's just when Nihilego fused with her, it was revealed one of her deepest desires was to kill Lillie.
Those good times Lillie mentioned were probably "she hasn't beaten me in a while" good times.

>>30294992
Your sociopathic player will keep their mouth shut about Mohn with a shit-eating grin on their face while watching Lillie cry over her Mother's comatose body, thinking she'll potentially be an orphan.

>>30294687
Made me chuckle

>>30292944
All the while he was actually doing a much better job of Pokémon conservation. I guess.

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I love these

>>30294670
>He was hot before his "retirement"
>He was a high-status educated professional
>He had a great personality that helped ground Lusamine and be the emotional stability that her personality needs.
Take your pick.

>>30292944
The minute I read that Mohn was involved in Dimensional Research I knew everything in the game was his fault.

>>30296671
This anon knows.

>>30292944
This fat son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you are fucking stupid

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>>30296564

I am surprised nobody ever pointed out how closely Mohn and Lusamine look like each other

>>30294670
Sometimes it doesn't matter what you look if you can slang dick the right way. All you have to do is get in the door, and from what I can tell, Mohn has a great personality. Lusamine is the type of chick who'd fuck any guy that could make her laugh

>wife starts going crazy
>Dresses up kids like dolls inspired by UB's
>Probably tried to get him to dress like Buzzswole
>Decide to bail out
>"Fall into a wormhole"
>Go live on a boat and make islands

I mean can you blame him?

>>30297373
>He doesn't want to be Lusamine's daddy buzzswole

What a faggot.

>>30294670
>HOW

bee yourself :^)

>>30297195
Incest is a hell of a drug.

>>30296564
>I'm never going to buy from them again
He didn't even buy the fucking game.

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>>30292944
>Assuming Mohn didn't look like Hiker David in his youth
>Thinking Lusamine could resist that

>>30300508
God I loved Kiawe's trial
>Come my fine hiker

>>30292944
I bet he got """"Lost"""" in UB Space on purpose to begin with. He shacked up with Lusamine because she was hot and mistook her legitimate mental illness as eccentricity until it was too late. Then he left her and his whiny kids to bum around on an island for the rest of his life. Gotta respect that, even if he did almost inadvertently end the world.

>>30292944
I'm baffled that the protagonist character does nothing to reunite this family when all the pieces of evidence come together.

>>30302429
Wait for Stars. It'll all come together then.

>>30302429
To be fair, all the bits of evidence do come a bit too late. I mean, Lusiname's already gone through with her plan, and gotten her ass kicked for it

>>30300508
That trial was fucking gold. I enjoyed SM's humor.

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Why did the police just let Team Skull take over an entire town?

You can't even say it's because they're incompetent, because the police chief is the kahuna.

>>30302518
Remember when we could go to all the regions in Pokemon Rainbow? Me too.

>>30302768
Hey man my dad is John Gamefreak and he TOLD me it'll be in Pokemon Stars so shut up

>>30302723
Nanu just straight doesn't give a fuck.

>>30302723
The police don't seem to take Team Skull as a serious threat at all, since whenever you talk to one they talk about how peaceful Alola is.

>>30302723
Nanu probably didn't care enough to do anything about it

>>30302723

Po Town seems pretty isolated from the rest of Alola. Here we have a town that was completely overrun by this gang that the rest of the region sees only as a minor nuisance.

>>30296671

This. Why wouldn't people think on this some more?

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I must be retarded because I didn't realize that Lillie and Gladion were Lusamine's kids

>>30303518
...they both call her mother

>>30303518
I must be retarded because I just realized that reaction gif is great

>>30302723
No one takes Team Skull seriously until they actually succeed in stealing Pokemon and kidnapping Lillie.

Po Town is practically a low rent, ghost town containing a bunch of rowdy losers and Nanu does not give a single shit so long as they aren't hurting other people.

>>30303366
If the average /vp/ user could figure out what might make a woman want to hook up with a man they in most cases wouldn't even be here in the first place.

>>30296564
>tfw had a great one from /m/ or /a/ about Kawamori making Macross at 21 while someone else labels them a 21 year old kissless virgin

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>>30294687
literally made me lol

>>30294670
He ate a shit ton of shiny beans. He says so himself.

>>30292944
Was Guzma fucking Lusamine after Mohn left?

>>30305012
Lusamine was fucking Guzma.

>>30305046
>Pulmeria and Guzma not having nasty ghetto Secks in the team skull mansion