GUZMA THREAD: Ya Boi Edition

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>>30279873

Look folks, somebody's actually attempting to explore ya boi as a character beyond how much they want his dick!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8672062

>>30287546
Have some good shit.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8672062

I want to beat the shit out of Guzma's dad.

>>30287734
>>30287745
Absolute degeneracy.

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mandatory

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>>30287546
Y'all are horny!

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Decided to namefag myself up for this thread. Same guy doing the request from the last thread, it'll be done in. Eh. 30 minutes or so.

>ywn get off to the sound of guzma jerking himself off with your thong____
why
even
live

Something short for you anons because I love you all

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8673928

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>>30287734
>no fun allowed
Anon, are you trying to guilt trip?
But, thanks for the fic, I will just go ahead and read it.

>>30287911
Welcome back. I can't wait.

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>>30287734
>>30287745
>>30287952
>>30287911

Seeing there being about 20 fics already about ya boi makes me very happy.
Thank you very much for your work!

Finished editing the comic. Mind you that this was made after Guzma was revealed. The art is horrible, so sorry.
Click the black box to continue burning your retinas:
https://imgur.com/gallery/pGY7m

>>30288182
>absentmindedly browsing thread
>click
>immediate coughing fit

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>>30288182
>Oh my god , Why'd I chug a frozen margarita?
Instant regret

>>30287952
Bless your soul.

>>30288285
I''m so sorry, anon.
>>30288295
Truely is.

>>30288397
Why is his dick orange??

>>30288450
Didn't have a red pen at the time.
orange creamsicle cock pop

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I think I found the perfect image for the next GUZMA THREAD

>>30288397
it's ok
>get to page 4
>"aw that's a cute gru-"
>another coughing fit

>>30288554
I'm not good with doing serious lewds.

>>30288596
OP, just a warning. You accidently published it to the Imgur gallery so it might get removed for being porn.

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>>30287806
Lol

>>30288678
Oops. I don't know how to use that site. Will find another way if requested.

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>>30288182
same

>>30288718
Rehosted that for yah, boss http://imgur.com/a/5lSvL

>>30288882
Oh dang. Thanks for the help!

>>30288182
I like the part where he just takes you under his arm to show you the grunts. Dunno why I have the urge spell grunts as "gruntz". Does it even mean anything probably not. Oh and I can see some art evolution when compared to your new stuff. Thanks for read!

>>30288717
Bless you, I didn't find this saved on my drafts. Now I do.

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reminder that guzma will never bite you

>>30287911
Here it is, tried to include a bit of everything but I may have gotten a bit lazy near the end >_>

http://pastebin.com/aGw78YpX

>>30288075
This is only my second fic about Our Boy (and both are shortfics), but I'm glad to be of service.

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Today was such a good day for art hunting.

>>30288928
I vicariously live in that part. But thanks! "Gruntz" is more OG.
I wasn't really doing art much until Guzma, then I got back into it.

>>30288596
i'm mostly just surprised and very very sick
>page 6
>knife that close to the vagooder
>don't cough, but yell "OY OY"
all in all i liked it, good job

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>>30289078
grunt girl is cute!!

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>>30289078
THAT GRUNT BOY

>>30289065
Oh goodness.
cumskull
That got me.

>>30289103
That sounds great! I would love to draw again, but I'm not in shape after years of break.

>>30289078
I want to ruffle those white locks.

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>>30289065
Thank you!

>>30289065
Good shit right here.

>>30288182
Why is his penis orange?

>>30289295
I went a little over 2 years without really drawing much. Yeah, it looks wonky at first, but you surprisingly get a lot better than you used to be. At least, that was with me.
>>30289117
The thrill of danger.

>>30289392
See >>30288495

>>30289392
Anon answered that already
>>30288495

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>>30289015
I would rather have him nibble me.

>>30289292
>>30289384
>>30289389
Glad you guys enjoyed. I'll still be lurking if anybody needs me.

>>30289404
Yeah. Perhaps I should just take pen and paper and draw something everyday. In order to get the feeling and change the routine a little to include drawing.

>>30288182
Cool comic btw. Mad props, I can't draw to save my fucking life, your doodles are better than me making any attempt lmfao

>>30288182
I like it. Is the girl supposed to be Moon?

>>30289617
Yo, thanks a lot! You don't have to be good at drawing/doodling/whatever if you feel a need to get your ideas out (then again, you do so through writing which is a blessing to me and the others. I cannot write worth a flip).
>>30289558
Doodling a little each day does help. I doodle on the back of old receipts when I have to kill time in public, and it helps.

>>30289863
Yep.

What kind of music Guzma listen to ?
Rap, Rock or electro ?

>>30290043
older rap, probably fifty or dre

>>30290043
Pitbull

>>30289065
d-delete this
now i'm even hornier anon, what have you done to me

>>30290099
I imagine old skool hip-hop.

>>30290099
>ywn walk in on Guzma enthusiastically singing along to Big Poppa

>>30290136
like who rick james?

>>30290043
Recordings of mating bug pokemon. He self-inserts as the submissive bugs that squeal from getting pounded by bug cock.

>>30290245
It's like a perfect representation of the two kinds of Guzma thread anons.

>>30290128
I also RP if anybody is JUST THAT GAY TO DO THAT KIND OF THING Don't worry though, I'm not one of those asshats that thinks bumrushing every thread like I'm in-character all day is a good idea.

I'm not the best Guzma at all but it's passable. I think. Any takers provide some form of contact, I'll be down to chill until one of us gets tired of the other and likely never speaks to the other one again leaving a deep void in their heart.

>>30290290
Kek, true. I'd go for the bottom panel Guzma.

>>30290312
How sad to think of that awkward void. I'm too shy to do RP stuff, but nice of you to put that out there.

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>>30290284
OUT
>>30290245
translations when

>>30290043
insane clown posse

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>>30290290
true, i guess i fall under the top one since i just want to be a part of team skull

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>>30290357
"how the fuck do z moves work?"

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>>30290312
i'm not confident in my writing in the slightest so i'll pass on that.
good shit though anon. will you be writing anymore guzma x chicken fics?

>>30290312
Hey I dig rp stuff,
My kik is lokner if you want to chat or anything

>>30290458
It really just depends on the inspiration that bumps around in here. Like, my first was with Lusamine, but I could probably make Guzma work with any SM character maybe

Throw up requests whenever and I'll say whether I'm confident in my ability or comfortable writing it (NO BUGS, THEY ARE PURE).

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>>30290594
>no bugs
thank you for keeping this board pure

>>30290594
do you write non-lewds?

>>30290043
Imagine what Pokemon world rap music is like.

>You won't see me walkin into any Pokemon Center
>Ain't like I can afford more balls
>Got my hands full with just one
>But we tight, never let a boy down
>Never be apart when we outta town
>Pushing through that tall grass

>>30290413
I am Chicken in this.
>>30290603
I am Chicken in this.
>>30290637
Same.

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>>30290594
If it's not to much troubke could you do something with Kahili?
There's only one other fic out there with these two.
Thanks for keeping this board semi-pure.

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>>30290749
are you chicken in this?

>>30290750
Seconding this request

>>30290724
I can.

>>30290750
Sure, anything in particular you had in mind?

>>30290778
is it just me or are those proportions pretty weird?

>>30290312
I'd love to add you on Discord, just so I can find you again when I want to get more Guzma fics written. (Although if anyone else wants to add me, that's neat-o too. I'll make a GUZMA DISCORD if enough people are interested.) Discord is "Fusion powerKitten#6339"

>>30290812
Reposting a request from earlier:

Requesting a fic of Guzma and Kahili fighting as kids, then flashing forward to the present with them dating or something cute like that

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>>30290778
rip chicken's vag

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>>30290824
kinda off, i think its a weird perspective too
>>30290845
gladly

>>30290840
Yes, seconding

https://youtu.be/ezHehUa15RY
So glad someone made this.
>that Nanu smirk
My heart.

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>>30290720
goddamn i love this artist

i hope she makes a guzma body pillow like she did with maxie and archie way back when

>>30290245
Oh. Is this about when at the start game he like "I'm going to destroy you" and on the second pic he is like "please, not me! I'm scared!"?
Tl:dr Tough ain't so tough when he is the one trouble.

>>30290812
can you write a chicken x guzma beach scenario fic please, writeanon?
a story where they visit the beach together could be cute.

B R O M L E Y
R
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>>30290825
I made one a while back, it's still up
https://discord.gg/XMxX3ym
>>30290778
Yes, I am Chicken in this.

>>30290812
OR here, I was really hoping you could do what this guy had in mind. >>30290840

>>30290953
>smash that mf like if you want guzma to hold you tight
liked, favourited, commented, subscribed

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>>30290975
>owning anything that reveals your power level
anon dont do this
>>30290979
cant confirm, cant read nip

>>30291011
Also just made a new channel called "fanfic general". For fanfic ideas and sharing works.

>>30290924
>>30290840
>>30291023

Operation Guzma the Kid is underway. This one may take a bit longer as smut flies from my fingertips like lightning but the fluff is slow and takes some thought.

>>30291088
Adorable! Hey, I'd have a Guzma body pillow. Just have another pillowcase handy in case anyone ever visits.

>>30291134
Take as long as you want, and thanks in advance.

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what do you think guzma's nut face looks like

>>30291088
Just hide it under your official Pokémon blanket, scrub.

>>30291165
That.

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>>30291144
>>30291175
thats a slippery slope anons, first its body pillows and pokemon™ blankets then its keeping a sex slave dressed up like him chained up in your living room. stay out the game

>>30290953
>look at related videos
> https://youtu.be/IXIw8mPbVcE
This is the work of an enemy ultra beast.

>>30291257
ITS YA... boys?

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>>30291165
how would i know? i'd have my face shoved on the ground while he's pounding my ass from behind

>>30291257
A blessing- all of those Guzmas.

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>>30290778
>>30290824

>>30291296
WE YAH BOYS

>>30291165
Ask his Golisopod.

>>30291299
Get in line, faggot
He's pounding my ass first.

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>>30291318
WOULD YOU STOP

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>>30291313
go easy on em picasso

I'm super curious on how they'll portray Guzma in Pokespe

>>30291257
>click on this
>sudden intense abdominal pain
i think it's trying to kill me

>>30291313
hes a beefy boi
>>30291388
if he's even in it ;_;

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>>30291088
>implying that anyone who knows me well enough to be in my bedroom wont already know im a raging weeb

anon please

>>30291313
Kek

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Hey guys, what are your favorite sports games?

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>>30291313
They look like E.T.

>>30291455
>being a weeb
well theres problem numero uno
>>30291502
be gone demon

>>30291134
Could you do them as kids, then flash forward to them dating as adults with plenty of smut?

I want to pull bugs out of Guzma's messy hair.

>ywn keep a miniature Guzma in your bag
>ywn sneak it tasty beans while nobody is looking
>ywn protect it from the evil flying types
>ywn get beat the fuck up by its tiny angry fists

>>30291502
Pokemon HeartGold Version and Pokemon SoulSilver Version
>ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Pokéathlon or RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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>>30291552
like a chimp
>>30291561
please dont remind me

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>>30291530
do you really wanna call someone out for being a weeb in a mongolian children's cartoon game husbando thread

>guzma will never cuddle with you after a bad day
>you will never comfort him after he has a nightmare
>he will never vent his frustration by having sex with you for the sole purpose of recreation

>>30291582
Do you think Team Skull has a handcranked race run like in Stadium mini game? Hold caterpie races on a Tuesday night.

>>30291696
yes, yes i do, you filthy weeb

>>30291742
>becuase he's do busy doing all those things with his bug pokemon
hnnng

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>>30291787
don't remind me

this is thread #5? #6? you guzmafags are dedicated
>tfw your husbando could never sustain his own thread, let alone 5+

>>30291822
>6
kek there has been at least ten or eleven. we were pretty unorganized for the first few though. whos your husbando anon?

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>>30291822
iktf anon, having an unpopular husbando is suffering

>>30291822
smalltime husbandos are the best, though
you don't get all the weird fetishes dumped on him or shipping wars

>>30291999
Is that Ghestis?

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>>30292045
yessir

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>>30291941
On the other hand, he's all mine, and nobody can take him away from me.

>>30291822
It's actually 20 by now. I was here 2 weeks ago, so I counted those too. From looking at the archived threads. Woah. From last Wednesday, there has been 10 threads in 4 days. Pretty dedicated little fanbase wouldn't you say?

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guzma is definitely the type to hog the blankets and snore loudly

>>30292146
Big snores from big boy

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>>30292146
He is a reatless sleeper.

>>30292194
restless*

>>30292073
Explain the context of your drawing to me.

Did he fatally wound Ghestis?

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To be honest, I didn't think Guzma would become popular (or is he?) as he is now. I thought everyone would flock to Kukui.

>>30292281
oh thats not mine i cant draw for shit, if i had to guess id say hes helping him

>>30292311
Guzma's tragic backstory and the fact hes the leader of the best enemy team in a while helps his popularity

>>30292311
kukui is married to burnet so that killed the metaphorical fire so to speak.

>>30292311
All of Team Skull is funny and likable in some way

I found Kukui obnoxious

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i want to have sloppy makeouts with him

>>30292418
I want to hug him from behind and kiss the back of his neck so his whole body shivers in my arms.

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Proud Boi

>>30292487
when do you think he gave up? fire trial? rock maybe?

>>30292019
>husbando is cherished by the fujos
>somehow, no weird fetish art
>have to make it myself
i don't understand

>>30292311
They would have flocked to Guz no matter what (bad boy with soft center, tsundere, sad past) but Kukui being married killed the chance of him having a huge fanbase.

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>tfw so worked up because of these threads
>tfw currently in a fight with one of my friends who might help me feel better if i asked
>tfw too scared to talk to him
I want to die.

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>>30288552

>>30292487
Qt, love the little Wimpod peeking from the bag.
And that little white patch on his hair.

>>30292538
just relax a bit anon, youre probably just thinking too much. not talking to him wont fix anything

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>>30292538
Are these threads making you stress anon? Can't say what to do with a friend because I don't have any. Don't die.

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Maybe I missed it, but didn't see this one posted before- sinful aged up MC x Our Boi

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8673346

>>30292690
>ywn pin down femguzma and stir up her insides
why continue living?

>>30292487
Too adorable! My poor heart!

>>30292690
I don't know why, but she looks like a bird

>>30292733
>>30292777
dubs followed by trips
guzma threads are truly blessed

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eggs y/n?

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>>30292658
I'll try to chill, Anon.

>>30292720
No no, they're just making my imagination go crazy. And we're your friends, Anon!

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>>30292549

>>30292842
YES

>>30292857
I feel the same. Saw lewd Guzma stuff last night and the person I can take stuff out on went to bed early.

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>>30292733
I think I saw this in the previous thread, but thanks for the heads up!

>>30292733
im reading it again right now god bless you in all your endeavours

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>>30292821
bless up

>>30292842
Too many hamburgers.

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>>30292842
>>30292871
NO

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>>30292896
I may just send him a Guzma MMD on Skype with no context to break the ice. I'unno if he's still angry with me.

>>30292821
Kek smiles upon the favored GUZMA THREAD goers.

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>>30292861
improved version

>>30291696
post more of that

>>30290043
death grips

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>>30293027
we are the chosen ones.

>>30293007
For all you know, he could lurk these threads on a daily basis.

>You will never get to share a bed with Guzma because your bed got taken over by a new recruit
>You will never be a spluttery mess because you get to share a bed with your crush
>You will never be told by Guzma to loosen up because he's your cool boss, but you're really just shy because your in love with him and sharing a bed with him
>You will never fall asleep before him, then turning around and hugging him in your sleep.
>Guzma will never hug you back, causing you to start sleeptalking about how you love him.
>Guzma will never whisper that he loves you too.

>>30293042
holy shit source??

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>>30293201
Oh god Anon, don't say that.

>>30293335
he could be me even

>>30293258
>You'll always just be watching from a distance as he shares his bed with Golisopod, tiredly cuddling the monster's soft underbelly and whispering that he loves it while its prehensile dick pumps his insides full of bug cum

>>30293297
its pegging but thats all i can find on tumblr
http://wheresthebeet.tumblr.com/post/150762999852

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>>30293402
His bugs are pure.

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>>30293335

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>>30293379
>>30293496
You stop that right now.

>>30293476
There's nothing impure about making love.

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>>30293402
>>30293476
I agree, don't do that anon.

>>30292733
Oh my god
I'm blushing too hard from this

>>30293525
its okay... i forgive you, just come back to me

>>30293258
My heart...

>>30293402
as much as i love xeno, bugs and eggs, that stuff belongs in the >>>/trash/catalog . keep guzma gen pure pls

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>>30293579
I don't even write like that.

>>30292733
bliss

>>30293636
oh dang youre actually here? well go make up with your friendo

>>30293402
pretty hot

>>30293462
thanks
i've been following this artist for years, i didn't even know she had a nsfw blog

>>30293636
Make up, so y'all can Guzfug. It's dire!!

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>>30293579
He doesn't type like that.

>>30293636
You fucker, I swear to god-

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>>30293626
^that
its just one guy who keeps samefagging
if you want it so badly please go to /trash/ and get it out of your system. this board is the pure of heart only

>>30293772
you must be fun at parties

>>30292857
These threads have been giving me a constant craving to do things to my sub bf in public, but I don't know what specifically

>>30293809
i like weird kink shit as much as the next guy, but how many eggpreg parties have you been to lately anon?

>>30293809
and i bet you're a hoot at baby showers

>>30293857
Do car fugging. I have to go get my man from work soon. If I have the car to myself, gonna take him on in the car right there. Especially after reading those Guzma/Reader and Guzma/Chicken fics. I'm a darn mess.

>Hey, you want a malasada, boss?
>No thanks, I had bug cum for dinner
>Oh, o-- wait

>>30293957
It's very filling.

>>30293258
anon dont do this to me

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Goosema and chicken fics when

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>>30293462
Her stuff was so good before she jumped onto the stuffing bandwagon.

>>30294089
Let her have her fun. She's still good, in my opinion.

>>30294056
There are already one or two in the ao3

>>30294089
I find chubby Guzma adorable.

>>30294089
stuffing kink honestly makes me want to vomit

>guzma will never call you his girl in front of the other grunts
>ywn go on romantic dates with him during the night
>ywn bear his children for him
i want to die

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>>30294226
he is, but lanky guz is my fave
>>30294307
thats another kink though. you can never win

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>>30294409

>>30294409
>>30294493
Giggled like a schoolgirl.

Okay, I'm crashing this party.

MC is aged up. Read at your own risk.
1/17

Guzma squinted at the sight before him. Two of his top goons, one with a hard-hitting Golbat and the other with a very respectable Salazzle, just had their asses handed to them by what appeared to be a teenage girl in a chicken hat.

Warily, Guzma stepped from the shadows, only to be assaulted by the aforementioned idiots. Cam, the taller goon, was the first to speak, his eyes bugging out of their sockets in shock.

“Yo, boss! This chick’s moves are off the chain! I mean, I might’ve been holdin’ back a little…”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah!” Mikey, the shorter, chubbier one, chimed in, gesturing wildly with his hands, “Shit was insane! But, you know, we were just goin’ easy on her seein’ as she’s just a chick and all…”

Guzma rolled his eyes, his lips curling into a sneer.

“Alright, whatever. You dumbfucks just lost to what might as well be a little girl. I was here. I saw it. Now get back to the compound and let me handle this.” At this, the two goons’ shoulders slumped dejectedly. “And YOU, you little chicken-headed freak,” here the Skull Team leader jabbed a finger at the girl before him, “are going DOWN.”

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>>30294493

>>30294527
me on the right

>>30294508
2/17

The girl in the strange red hat just chuckled softly.

“Is that so?” she asked in a sing-song voice. Guzma cocked an eyebrow.

“You guys are just full of empty threats.” The girl paused here to shrug dramatically before continuing. “If you want to battle, that’s fine with me, but let’s at least make this interesting. How about we place a bet? If you win, I’ll hand over all my Pokemon and money.”

Guzma felt a chill run down his spine as he caught the glint of malice in the girl’s eyes, but he couldn’t help but feel intrigued at the mention of free strong Pokemon and cold hard cash. The promise of wealth clouded his mind. He could just imagine reclining on a nude beach, with beautiful, busty babes slathering oil on his bare flesh and serving ice-cold Pabst Blue Ribbons on silver platters…

Strange-hat-girl cleared her throat, interrupting his fantasy.

“But if I win,” she continued, “I get to do whatever I want to YOU, AND to your two pathetic henchmen.”

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>>30294508
>Guzma squinted at the sight before him. Two of his top goons, one with a hard-hitting Golbat and the other with a very respectable Salazzle, just had their asses handed to them by what appeared to be a teenage girl in a chicken hat.
GOOD SHIT IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF

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I want Guzma to jerk off while I sleep and cover my face with his cum. I thank for the meal after I awoken and clean up the mess

>>30294580
3/17

The two defeated goons, who had been sneaking away per their leader’s orders, froze at the girl’s words, and slowly turned around. Despite the bandanas covering most of their their faces, Guzma noted with disgust that fear was clearly evident in their eyes. He glared at them and jerked his head to the side, indicating that they should head back his way.

Cam slapped a palm to his forehead and Mikey groaned loudly, but they both dutifully returned to their leader.

“Alright little girl, I do love a good bet,” Guzma jeered, “so you’re ON. But first, I gotta know what to call you, so I can properly insult you and whatnot.”

The girl crossed her skinny arms and narrowed her eyes, in an attempt to appear intimidating.

“Just call me Chicken-chan.”

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>>30294508
>1/17

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>>30294508
About to read! I am so excited!!

>>30294621
youre a kinky bitch anon

>>30294621
...I'm awake*

>>30294747
who isnt here?

>>30294658
4/17

The combined laughter from Guzma and his henchmen echoed off the cliff faces surrounding them, but Chicken-chan was unmoored. She sent out her Incineroar, prompting Guzma to send out his Golisopod, and the fight was on.

***34 MINUTES LATER***

Guzma’s mouth hung open in disbelief as he stared at the smug teenage girl before him.

She had won.

She had actually beat him. HIM, the leader of a hardcore, underground organization of thugs.

‘Honor amongst thieves…’ he reminded himself. If nothing else, at least submitting to her wishes now would keep her out of their way in the future.

Chicken-chan drew a finger to her chin in mock thoughtfulness.

“Welllll, looks like I won,” she said innocently.

Guzma grit his teeth.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” he spat back. “You got lucky. So what do you want? Let’s get this over with…”

The girl grinned, and drew a circle in the air with her index finger.

“Turn around.”

>>30294785
me, im very vanilla

>>30294819
>>30294819
same desu but dont tell anyone

>>30294875
for two (You)s i'll keep any secret under wraps

>>30294792
5/17

Guzma huffed, but did as he was told.
“Now what?”

“Get on your hands and knees,” Chicken-chan commanded.

Guzma spun back around.

“Tha fuck!? The Team Skull leader is NOT about to get on his knees for some punk-ass little girl.”

“Hmmmm,” the dark-haired girl hummed, “That’s funny because I’m pretty sure THIS ‘punk-ass little girl’ just destroyed you fair and square. And I’m preeeet-ty sure the terms of our bet were that you and your dumb little henchmen would do whatever I wanted if I won. So suck it up, and GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES!”

She yelled the last part, and the intensity of her voice caused Guzma to submit. Reluctantly, he turned back around and dropped to the ground.

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>>30294792
>turn around

>>30294017
Don't do what anon?

>You will never be caught cuddling the next morning by a grunt coming in to report to Guzma
>You will never untangle yourself while apologising profusely to Guzma, who is telling you its fine and not to worry about it
>You will never have rumours spread about you and Guzma being a couple by the grunt, several grunts asking you if it's true, leaving you a blushing mess.
>Guzma will never walk up to you and throw a large arm around you, saying that the grunts haven't been this excited in a long time, and it would be a shame to disappoint them.
>You will never become a flustered mess, asking him if he's playing with your feelings.
>Guzma will never slouch over to be face to face with you, before giving you a quick kiss on the lips, asking if that answers your question, causing the grunts watching to explode with chatter of confusion and excitement about Guzma's new boyfriend

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>>30294658
>just call me chicken chan

LEL

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>>30294938
I like this story. I like it a lot.

>>30294938
6/17

Cam and Mikey were laughing hysterically at this point.

“Hey, you guys definitely aren’t off the hook,” Chicken-chan declared, putting an abrupt end to their laughter.

“Be quiet, and just give me a minute,” she muttered, shrugging off her backpack and rummaging around inside. After a moment, she drew out what appeared to be a harness of some sort, followed by…

“A DILDO!?” Cam exclaimed.

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>>30294997
>boyfriend
There are both male and female Anons in Guzma threads.

>>30295056
we have all kinds of anons, we're very diverse

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Does anybody have a translation for this comic?

>>30295054
7/17

Chicken-chan sneered and deftly threaded nylon bands through buckles until her strap-on was secure about her narrow waist. She stood triumphantly before her victims with her hands on her hips.

Mikey wisely knelt down to his boss’ ear and whispered, “I don’t know what this crazy bitch has planned, but I have an idea, and it ain’t anything good. Maybe we should just make a run for it.”

Guzma vehemently shook his head.

“No way!” he shouted. “No way am I gonna let some stupid girl scare me off. I can handle whatever she has comin.’”

>>30295056
Of course I'm a boy anon, there's no such things as girls on the internet

>>30295192
Guzma accidentally calls Lusamine "okaachan" (or mommy). Guzma gets flustered while Lusamine laughs at his slip.

>>30295192
Nope, but I think one anon on the previous thread said that it's about Guzma accidently calling Lusanine "mother".

>>30295194
8/17

Chicken-chan stalked her prey until she was right behind Guzma, then lunged forward, fumbling with his belt buckle before yanking his pants and underwear down to his ankles, exposing his bare ass. Cam chuckled in a muted high-pitched voice while Mikey shifted uncomfortably on the balls of his feet.

Chicken-chan pointed suddenly to Mikey.

“You!” she declared, “go kneel in front of Guzma. And take off your pants.”

Mikey turned a deep shade of red at her suggestion.

“Wh-what? What the hell!?” he protested.

“Let’s just get this over with…” Guzma repeated between clenched teeth. Mikey took a moment to ponder the extent of his loyalty before finally conceding and moving to kneel before his boss. A rogue tear rolled down his cheek and he whimpered as he reluctantly unsnapped his two belts and knelt, soft dick exposed, in front of his boss.

>>30295292
>>30295315
ty

>>30292842
I was not expecting this. I salute you drawfriend.

>>30295320
9/17

“Aaaaand YOU,” the girl continued her tyrade, pointing to Cam this time, “need to kneel beside Guzma here, and play with his dick.”

Cam stood slack-jawed, as if he didn’t comprehend what she had just said.

“Wh-what?” he dumbly questioned.

“I don’t think I stuttered,” was Chicken-chan’s swift retort. Dumbfounded, and far too scared to argue, the taller, slimmer goon dropped to his knees and wrapped a shaky hand around the Skull Team leader’s cock.

Nodding in satisfaction, the teenage girl positioned herself before Guzma’s entrance.

>>30295451
10/17

“So, here’s how this is going to go,” Chicken-chan drawled, “Guzma-san will suck off the short, chubby guy, while the tall, skinny guy will jerk HIM off, all while I’m fucking him in the ass!”

Here she threw her arms up triumphantly, and the others cringed at her enthusiasm.

“What the fuck is your problem!?” Guzma yelled, snapping his head around.

“Shouldn’t your mouth be occupied…?”

Guzma jerked his head to one side and shut his eyes in defiance. Chicken-chan seemed to delight in his disobedience, as she lunged forward, her fake dick flush at his entrance, and grabbed a fist-full of white hair, pulling him close enough for him to hear her whisper:

“It’s in your best interest to follow my orders, little man.”

>tfw you'll never meet up with Lillie after she becomes the Kanto champ
>tfw you'll never grow together and fall further in love
>tfw you'll never have kids together and grow old together
>tfw YA BOI! will never be your best man and number one Uncle to YA KIDS!

Feels bad.

>>30294508
>1/17
>17
Use pastebin you daft cunt.

>>30292362
Ah. I see. I was thinking maybe Guzma beat his ass and lost himself when he realized how Ghestis is an even shittier father than his was.

>>30295662
But then there's no element of suspense. :^)

>>30295581
11/17

With an audible “Tch,” Guzma opened his eyes, and Chicken-chan released her hold on his hair. When his head fell forward, the crestfallen leader reluctantly took Mikey into his mouth, and with a dramatic cringe, began to suck. Mikey stiffened and stared wide-eyed out past the horizon, but after a few moments, his gaze grew distant and his dick grew harder, much to the chagrin of the Team Skull leader.

With one threatening glare from Chicken-chan, Cam gripped Guzma’s cock and began to clumsily pump away. His firm grip went up and down, up and down, and the dry friction was infuriating enough for Guzma to pull back from Mikey and cry out in pain.

“That fucking HURTS you dipshit!”

Mortified, Cam drew his hand to his chin and fretted with the frayed edges of his bandana.

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>>30295581
>>30295785
I like where this going.
There is something hot about humiliated sub Guzma.

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less gangrape and more consenual dom guzma please

>>30295785
12/17

“Hold on,” Chicken-chan said with a sigh. She began rummaging through her bag again, and quickly drew out a bottle of lube. With a triumphant grin, she thrust the bottle at Cam and, taking the hint, he proceeded to squirt the liquid liberally into his hand.

“Okay, no more complaining!” Chicken-chan proclaimed. “Get back to work!”

Cam returned his hand to Guzma’s dick, and the Team Skull leader shuddered unwittingly before continuing his sloppy ministrations on Mikey.

After pouring lubricant onto her own fake, rubber appendage, Chicken-chan positioned herself at Guzma’s entrance while he was otherwise occupied, and thrust hilt-deep into him with no warning whatsoever.

His cry of pained surprise echoed around them, and for a moment, everything stopped.

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>>30295977
This desu. Does absolutely nothing for me when dudes that aren't traps get dicked.

>>30295977
>>30296074
>dom guzma
There's too much estrogen and shit taste in this thread.

>>30296009
13/17

Chicken-chan allowed only a few tense moments of silence before withdrawing slowly and slamming herself back into him, her small fingertips gripping his hips hard enough to leave fingerprint-sized bruises on the pale flesh.

Guzma’s strangled cries seemed to only fuel her fire, as she thrust back into him a third time with no hesitation.

Upon realizing that her prey were frozen in abject horror, the teenage girl grew frustrated at their continued defiance.

“I didn’t say you could stop… and I won’t say it again… GET BACK TO WORK!”

>>30295977
Nah I like it
Nothing better than seeing a tough guy having to step down

>>30296074
im working on something with him and plumeria atm
hold ya breath

>>30296111
Trips confirm.
sub guzma is best guzma

>>30296111
at least tell me they beat her up in the end

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>>30296111
I could roll with sub Guzma, just with Plumeria or someone else. He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to take it in the ass.

>>30296129
14/17

The defeated men all went back to their designated tasks. After a couple of minutes, even though he had never sucked a dick before, Guzma could tell Mikey was close to cumming. The goon’s chubby belly was taught with tension, and his little dick was twitching desperately on Guzma’s tongue. The boss’ brows drew together in disgust as he tried to calm his own cock, which was being teased by an overly-enthusiastic Cam. Mikey began thrusting subconsciously into Guzma’s mouth. His thick thighs, slick with sweat, started to quiver, and perspiration dripped slowly from his forehead.

“B-Boss… I’m sorry…” Mikey uttered in a strained voice, just before giving one final thrust into Guzma’s mouth and finding his release.

Guzma sputtered and spit the spunk out on the ground before glaring up at his henchman in disgust. Mikey shrank beneath his boss’ gaze, and hastily pulled up his pants.

>>30296235
>He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to take it in the ass.
You haven't been struck with the glorious truth then.

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Idea poorly sketched on phone. Thoughs?/critism?

>>30296074
>Guzma selling himself to please men in order to provide necessities for his grunts back in Po Town
>They don't know the truth and are so proud of their leader and aspire to do their best every day

>>30296283
thats pretty good for a phone sketch
maybe move it to paper or tablet and flesh it out

>>30296283
bretty gud desu senpai. Work on Guzma's face and it'll be good.

dom guzma a best

>>30296262
15/17

Guzma’s objection died in his throat, however, because Chicken-chan adjusted her angle and thrust at a certain spot deep within him that sent waves of unwanted pleasure through his entire body, from the clench of his jaw to his toes. When a moan unwittingly escaped his mouth, Chicken-chan grinned sadistically and began hitting that same spot with renewed gusto.

Between the girl’s relentless assault and the swift, twisting motion Cam had employed on his cock, Guzma felt a tremendous pressure build in his groin. He was panting at this point, torn between the intense, raw pleasure, and his own broken pride.

Determined to shatter the last vestiges of the Team Skull leader’s resolve, Chicken-chan took to a series of more shallow thrusts, so that she could lean forward and massage Guzma’s swollen balls.

>>30296283
I like that it has his Pokemon too. Nice sketch.

>>30296369
16/17

The onslaught of stimulation proved to be too much for the boss, and his vision faded to white as he came hard into Cam’s trembling hand, his jaw slack in a silent scream.

As the world slowly began to rematerialize around him, Guzma was panting and shaking hard. Satisfied with her handiwork, Chicken-chan withdrew, earning an involuntary whimper from her target. Guzma looked up at Mikey, who averted his gaze, a blush spreading on his round cheeks. Turning to the left, Cam was desperately wiping sticky cum off of his hand onto his pants leg, frowning in disgust.

Shakily, Guzma pulled himself to his feet, cringing from the pain that shot through his molested backside. He groped for his pants and redressed himself, before glancing up sheepishly at the maniacal girl before him.

Chicken-chan hummed as she undid the buckles of her strap-on and stuffed the apparatus back into her bag.

>>30296306
unf

>>30296074
>Does absolutely nothing for me when dudes that aren't traps get dicked.
You're talking like some kind of heterosexual.

>ywn be Guzma's dom gf
>ywn give Guzma multiple orgasms by pegging his ass
>ywn see or hear Guzma moaning and squirming while you pleasure him
>ywn hear Guzma call you Mommy and make him your little bitch
Why live

>>30296532
Calm down Lusamine

>>30296472
17/17

“Welp, it’s been fun!” she said sweetly, before her expression suddenly darkened. “But the next time you get in my way, I’ll be less forgiving.”

A collective shudder went down the spines of the Team Skull members.

“Okay, I’ll be going now!” Chicken-chan declared, before summoning a Charizard and disappearing into the sky, waving at them all the while.

A tense silence stretched between the three before Guzma finally addressed his befuddled henchmen.

“This never happened. Anyone else hears about this, and I will fucking END the both of you.”

Mikey and Cam exchanged nervous glances before exclaiming in unison, “Y-yes boss!”
-END-

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>>30296283
nice

>>30296556
Nice. That was a nice read, though I felt little bad for Guzma and sorry for his grunts. Chicken-chan is a lil shit, probably bringing a lot of terror around her. The fic was good lenght, not too long or too short.

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>>30296179
Nice!

>>30296519
I'm a mostly straight grill, so kind of.

>>30296695
>mostly straight

Did Cynthia get to you too?

this seems like the best place to ask, anyone got a pic of his back? I'm doing a cosplay, and I need to know how big the skull is

thanks in advance!!

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>>30296786

>>30296532
>ywn lovingly tease him for being a thirsty slut
>ywn do aftercare for a weak, shaking, messy crying guzma who had the best orgasm of his life
>ywn frustrate him by pinning him down, whispering filth into his ear, and then when he's distracted mount his dick and force him to cum inside you

>>30296856
You're a fucking hero, anon. Saved.

I hope you find a 20 on the ground

>>30293258
Why live?

>>30296283
Looking pretty great! Probably make his face a bit longer and more pointed... or squared (don't know the term).

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>>30296532
>calling you mommy

god tier taste anon

>>30296972
Will you show progress?

>>30295977
I'm here for you anon.

"You sure you want to do this?" Guzma asked you as he stared your naked form up and down on his large bed, you had knew he wanted to do this for a while, but he said he wanted to wait until you were comfortable with it, which you finally were.

Giving Guzma a shaky nod, he gave a small chuckle, undressing himself, revealing himself to be rock hard, he grabed a bottle from under the bed he poured some of the contents out onto his hand, rubbing it onto his cock.

Guzma then sat beside you, pulling you onto his lap, he quietly warned you "This is gonna sting for a bit, but grin an' bear it alright? Ya Boi Guzma's gonna take care of ya." with that said he gently lowered your ass onto his girthy dick, the feeling of it trying to force itself in causing you to put your arms around his shoulders and bury your face in his neck as wimpered out in pain. Guzma tried to shush you gently as he pushed more in little by little.

After what seemed like too long but was only a few moments the Guzma's cock was fully inside you, with the pain beginning to subside. With a shaky voice Guzma forewarned you "I'm gonna start movin', okay babe?" and so he did, the pain stirred up again, but it was mostly replaced with a feeling of pleasure, you couldn't help but moan as he moved in and out.

Inbetween groans he asked you in a husky whisper "You like that, Ya Boy pounding you in an' out, feels real good doesn't it?" you could only moan some sort of confirmation as he began to pound into you quicker, reaching inbetween your stomachs to start stroking you off.

As the pounding continued you could feel your climax approaching Guzma caught on by the look in your eyes, whispering"You gonna cum? Go on, cum for ya boy." and with his request you climaxed, cum shooting out, covering his stomach, seeing you cum, he began to groan as he came inside you.

Hey guys, I swear I didn't forget that last request!

http://pastebin.com/3ExCY3ER

So... Yeah. Kahili. I like how the draft came out, but I still don't know if I got her character quite right. I still think this is cute though.

>>30297298
>all those run on sentences
Other than that pretty good.

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>ywn feel guzma teasing your labia with the head of his cock
>ywn feel your vaginal walls stretch and convulse around his hard meaty bone
>ywn hear him hiss and sigh with pleasure as he slowly eases himself into your moist puss hole
>ywn hold his hand and tenderly but sloppily make out with him as thrusts into you
>ywn look him in eyes as he whispers terribly lustful things to you
>ywn watch those eyes shut tightly as he bites his lip and cums deep inside you

i just want to feel his warmth