Anyone find any afk egg hatching loops yet?

>>30273526
isn't there a long path right next to the nursery?

>>30273957
keyword is afk, and no, OP there is none. Use the autism box like everybody else

>>30274009
why do you even need a box? you could literally run in circles with the open space beside it

>>30274700
Autism box is easier on your circle pad, since you can just very slowly rotate it and have it constantly counting.

>>30274724
Slow rotating? I thought it was best to do it fast as possible

>>30273526
Not a loop. But. South of the nursery there's a little spot where you can use tauros and just slowly spin your circle pad. It's where you find the Oval Stone.

>>30274754
Nigga that[s the Autism box

>>30274745
Its probably the same number of steps. And besides you can rip the rubber off the pad if u stress it too much.

>>30274745
It goes at the same speed. The slow rotation is just so you don't fuck up your circle pad. Also...Rotating faster doesn't make the egg hatch faster.

>>30274778
Oh. Didn't know you guys were referring to that. Why is it called the autism box anyway?

>>30274805
Because it look fucking autistic

>>30273526
Yeah I found a really good one! Inject it

>>30274805
>you have to be autistic to use it for breeding
>it traps you in a small space so you don't hurt yourself
>you look really stupid using it
Pick one.

>>30274845
>>you have to be autistic to use it for breeding
Am I autistic? What do non-autists use? I don't want to be an autist. I call other people autists.

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On the first main city on Mele Mele theres a corner where theres a loading transition. If u hold or put a dime on ur joystick you infinantly walk. But its slow af.

>>30274724
Ah true. Still I also only turn my stick slowly on the wide space so I guess it's fine in my side.

>>30274873
too late autismo mcgoo

>>30274873
Non-autists don't play competitive Pokemon.

>>30274873
If you mass breed Pokemon for IVs and shit you're autistic. Maybe take a good long look in the mirror and figure out why you're posting about Pokemon on the internet as an adult.

I'm sorry to break it to you.

>>30274805
go stand in it and find out.

>>30274890
>infinatly

>>30274931
Well fuck. We're all autistic aren't we...

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>>30274890
For reference

>afk

It's called Poke Pelago, m8

>>30274931
>>30274953
we are literally ALL posting about pokemon on the internet as adults.
if you are reading this thread- if you are on /vp/ for ANY REASON- then there is something wrong with you. no exceptions.

inb4 you're here, too, faggot

>>30274953
You're just now figuring it out?

This is a board dedicated to Pokemon on fucking 4chan. Only /jp/ and /mlp/ are more autistic than us, here. Chances are you probably own a few Pokemon figures or plush, too, right? Or perhaps you'd rather be at home EV training or posting about your favorite Pokegirl than go out to the bar with your friends on a Saturday night? The sooner you come to terms with it the better.

At the very least you might not be a furry. Plus autistic people are usually really good at something, or whatever.

>>30275045
This post is so real, it hurts.

>>30273526
There isn't any but the autismbox is retardedly fast, like seriously I hatched 20 eggs in 15 minutes.

Also now you can get the new egg even if your party is full and decide to either replace a just hatched mon or put the egg in the box. It makes stuff even faster.

>>30275094
Its kind of sad really.
Someone who doesn't know what autism is self diagnosing themselves and others because they're life is so miserable they need an excuse as to why.

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>>30275045
I just took a look at /mlp/ and /jp/. Holy shit. If we're autistic. Then. They're something else. Are we like PU autists. Are they AG autists?

>>30275183
We're just the higher end of the spectrum.
Can't remember if 3 is worse.. Or 1.

>>30275183
We're the kind who could have been rocket scientists if our autism was focused on something useful instead of biking in circles for hundreds of hours just to get a Popplio that's a different shade of blue (except it was a male, now I have to hatch 4000 more eggs), or memorizing the type chart interactions, moves, stats, potential items, names and abilities of 800+ fictional characters in one specific video game.

Could have being the key words.

But we'll never be as collectively bad as /jp/ and /mlp/, who could never function as human beings. If it wasn't cartoon horses or Kancolle-whatever-the-fuck, it would have been something else just as bad- Care Bears OCs, hotgluing Barbie dolls, fantasizing about being little girls getting fucked by Furbies, or whatever else suddenly begins to sound appealing when you're an unwashed NEET virgin with no friends and actual mental problems.

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>>30275420
>biking in circles for hundreds of hours just to get a Popplio that's a different shade of blue (except it was a male, now I have to hatch 4000 more eggs)

>>30275045
I don't own anything pokemon related besides a movie I had as a kid (in VHS), find waifufags disgusting and hang out with friends regularly. Am I autistic?

>>30275509
Go back to facebook normie

>>30275509
You tell me.

I also hate waifufags and Pokefuckers with a volcanic, fiery passion, and I also have many friends who I hang out with regularly.

I'm still literally, actually autistic.

But most of those friends also play Pokemon with me and I own thousands of dollars of Pokemon plush and figures.