Make your choice

>>30263491

Get Jirachi and wish every Pokémon into existence.

>>30263491
Catch Hypno, hug his fluffy neck and use hypnosis to fug humans.

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>>30263491
I'd hug Bewear because I want to die

Only one, Zoroark
>can trick other people into thinking she is human
>can appear as any other Pokemon
>fuggable in the first place

>>30263889
This but a he

>>30263491
I'd live in the Pokemon world, maybe I could be something other than an abject failure there.

>>30263491
the first one. i dont want to fug any pokemon but i want to hug most of them. it's a win/win

>>30263491
I want a female Lucario in my world.

>>30263491

Source on this pic?

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>>30263889
This

>>30263491
Why do i come here

>>30263491
>choosing flawed furfag wet dream over living in the utopian Pokemon world

>>30264187
>free healthcare
>fucking awesome wildlife
>amazing views

But...

>virtually no infrastructure, barely any roads, barely any cars or other road transit, the only thing connecting cities is a rudimentary footpath
>A bottle of lemonade costs more than a bottle of antiseptic
>A BOTTLE OF LEMONADE HEALS MORE THAN A BOTTLE OF ANTISEPTIC

>>30263491
Gotta catch'em all.

>>30264187
>not wanting to fuck at least one Pokemon
I want underage to leave

>>30263885
Lmao

>>30264804
Some of us arnt complete failures in the real world. I can actually have sex with attractive human women. Your disgusting pixelated fantasies do not interest me

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Here's the original image, fags.

>>30264651
To be fair, Pokémon tend to remove some of the infrastructure needs. Technically a city could be run on magnetons and electrodes, flight between cities is easily achieved with the right hm/tm and the right mon, many of which are incredibly common, there are mon that can teleport, potentially moving things in bulk that way, things can be moved as energy, and more.

>>30264651
sounds good to me

>>30264928
>vore
Aww

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>>30264903
>ad hominem
>attractive human women

>>30263491
>Wanting to fuck Pokemon.
Well as I'm a pretty normal human being, I'll go with hug.

>>30264928
>vore

Fuck

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>>30264903
>not wanting to fuck attractive women AND cute/cool fictional monsters

Who's the failure here?

>>30265085
>>30265171
Your not welcome.

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>>30263748

>>30265100
You dont know what an ad hominem is stop using buzzwords to sound smart

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>>30266501
sure bud

>>30264651
>virtually no infrastructure, barely any roads, barely any cars or other road transit, the only thing connecting cities is a rudimentary footpath

Why waste money on a car and gas when you can ride pokemon dummy?

>A bottle of lemonade costs more than a bottle of antiseptic

Money in the Pokemon world is based off of Yen. If something is 250 Pokedollars, it would roughly be about $2.50

I choose option C. Live in Pokemon world as a Pokemon.

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>>30263491

Ditto and I can fuck everything with it.

>>30266558
Hes right though you did use that term wrong. Ad hominem means he insulted you personally instead of refuting concept of which he was arguing against

>>30266736
>some of us aren't complete failures

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If we're going to talk fantasy…How about the ever autistic option three, BEING a Pokemon?

>>30266698
>>30267053
You'll regret if after a week or so.

>>30267460
Depends on if you put option three in the PMD universe.

Still wouldn't be favorable unless it's a modern/cyberpunk version of that universe, though. Dieselpunk is a maybe, but that would be the absolute furthest.

Go to the pokemon world. Honestly I'd feel like a rapist for abusing my pokemon's trust in order to use them like a sex toy. Would much rather hug.

Only major problem would be those assholes that just stand around all day around my house and demand I battle with them.

>>30267053
Only if you renounce all family ties. You will never see your human friends and family ever again.

>>30263491
Option one please

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>>30263491
Latias so she can shapeshift

>>30266975
Dude just because youre a failure doesnt mean everybody!is. Projecting much?

>>30267633
Cyberpunk and dieselpunk doesn't really fit into a PMD universe it'll just be be weird and conflicting.

>>30267460
To be honest, I'd straight up deny any of the options if I were struck with an ultimatum, but since it's a hypothetical question, I'm just going with what I find to be more interesting.

Beside, In the long run, if I were able to truly be anything, I'd be an astartes terminator purging filth with my battle brothers.
But that's not happening, so.

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>>30265446
New banner when?

>>30267803
This