GUZMA THREAD: bane? edition

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I've become emotionally attached to Guzma.

help

>>30263358
>>30263358
>>30263358
>>30263358
after all this time this is still my favorite meme

>>30263386
go on

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>>30263439

It is remarkable in its durability. Fuck, TDKR is nearly a decade old.

>>30263358
Guzma is a LOSER!

LOSER
O
S
E
R

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>>30263386
P R O C E E D

>>30263358
HE DIDN'T USE FLY SO GOOD

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>>30263636
pwease no bully

>>30263636
youre a big fat dork anon guzma is super cool!

>>30263358
IF I TAKE IT OFF

Guzma fucks Mc part 2 Electric Boogalo is on its way

>>30263358
He's a huge fan of the Masked Royal of course. The Masked Royal is great but I"m unsure of his identity

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Why didn't he just see a psychologist?

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i want guzma to bite my boob

>>30263817
Psych's never show up in JRPGs or anime because Japan thinks needing one is shameful.

>>30263817
Is healthcare free in Alola?

>>30263586
>2012
>decade old
Anon, I...

>>30263853
guys dont have boobs anon

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>>30263982
ohh.....

>>30263982
You clearly haven't seen chubby dudes

>>30263788
I don't know why this turns me on

>>30264022
sorry lee. i miss you
>>30264032
who would want to?

>>30263647
Why did you show this to me, now i'm really turned on

P R O C E E D

>>30264035
Because we all know Kukui is a slut.

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>you will never be thoroughly dominated by femguzma

>tfw all of Po Town was just Guzma's makeshift trial for Buginium-Z

>>30264287
why
even
live

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>>30263386

formatting could be better, and you should proofread more thoroughly before posting the next part, but overall breddy good writeanon

guzma threatening to let the grunts fuck you next is my fetish

>>30264076
>not liking chubby dudes

shit fucking taste, leave this thread and reflect on your stupidity at once

>guzma will never beat you in a pokemon battle then make you his personal cumdump
>he will never leave dark, purple hickeys on your body

why even live desu senpai

>>30263358
NO GUZMA IN STARS
NO BUY

This game left so many subplots unfinished. Where's Lillie? Can our boy finally become the Bug trial captain he's destined to be and Mega Pinsir my ass to Hoenn?

i want guzma to fug me like this http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/141731563362

>>30264485
i dont like dudes at all

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>>30264627
Not liking dudes? What are ya? Gay?

>>30264542
>you will never have a fight for dominance with guzma

>>30264627
Look at this faggot. I bet you kiss girls

>>30264718
>you will never dominate guzma and not let him cum inside you until he begs

>>30264713
no, he's in denial

>>30264555
>Where's Lillie
In Kanto to see if Bill can help Lusamine
>Can our boi become the bug trial captain
Please, I hope he does, he deserves it

>>30264713
maybe a little
>>30264744
right on the mouth, say somethin about it

>>30263759
WILL YOU DIE?

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>>30264776
UMF

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>>30264789
>mfw Bill's freak teleporter accident is canon

>>30263358
golf clubs

>>30264801
I bet you and the girls you kiss express consent beforehand don't you?

Top guzma part 2
[spoilers]Mc swallowed as best as they can, coughing on Guzma's cum as he stared, transfixed. Feeling particularly brave, MC murmured, "do you typically cum this much or have you just not gotten off in a while?" They ask. Guzma's expression of bliss crumpled before Mc's eyes and was replaced with another harsh stare. A quiet 'oh shit' could be heard from the grunt guarding the door. Guzma grabbed the Mc and pulled them into his arms, taking them with to his chair. "Now I'm a sentimental man, right? So I've taken a liking to ya so I'm cutting you a bit of slack, but no one talks about ya boy like that" Guzma growls, flipping Mc on their stomach so they are lying in Guzma's lap. "You ain't getting off scot free, that's for sure" Mc squirmed and began to protest before a large hand cane down, smacking their ass hard. MC cried out in surprise, jerking in surprise. Guzma held them down as another slap landed, and then another. With each smack MC's face became more flushed. "This isn't even punishment for you, is it?" Guzma inquired, before bringing his hand down harder. And involentary moan slipped from MC, eyes screwed shut. Guzma pulled MC against his chest, his large arms caging them to his chest. "I'll remember that for later baby. For now I think you've had enough." He pulled MC'a pants down, exposing them to Guzma's peering eyes. "You've seem to have been enjoying yourself too" he observed with a smirk.[/spoiler]

What do y'all want to happen next?
(Also writing on phone so autocorrect is changing things and I'm not really proofreading so excuse strange formatting)

>>30264596
I cant really imagine guzma having the patience for rope bondage.

he strikes me as more of a fuzzy handcuffs kinda guy

OR

maybe he'd just like keeping you pinned down with his own raw strength

Oops sorry spoiler tags didn't work rip avert your eyes if you don't want to see sin

>>30265055
youre damn right we do, sometimes i'll even hold their hand while we do it

>>30264448
I'm writing on mobile and it's hard to proof read on it, might do a revised version and stick it on ao3

>>30265059
P R O C E E D
mc being used as a footstool please for the love of all that is holy


>>30265111
use ctrl+s next time, writefriend.

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>>30265059
Very rough fingering and fondling before some mind breaking doggy style

>>30265202
Anon, stop with this explicit smut. This is a christian board!

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>>30265313
>mind breaking
P-please

>>30265059
Great work, ty for continuing! p-please continue

>>30265359
sorry, thats just how i roll babe

/r/ing the pic of our boi with his golisopod from the credits please

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>>30265519
cant get a clear one, sorry

Writefeg here, mind break and what else for part 3 of the fic?

>>30265737
Humiliation maybe?

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>>30265737
I did mention rough fingering/fondling did I not? Also if its possible to add creampie in there somehow it'd be much appreciated.

>>30265815
Creampie is always a 10/10 I'll find a way to include it

>>30265566
aw thanks anywa :) if anyone has a higher res one i'd appreciate it!

>>30265737
Maybe throw a grunt in there? have the MC get spit-roasted while Guzma wrecks them from behind

>>30265737
fluffy pillow(?) talk and cuddles

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>>30265737
hardcore kissing!

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im writing some slightly dom guzmeria (guzma being kind of a fuckboi) lewds based on this
i havent written anything in years, so it'll be a while, but ill post it on AO3
you hormonal sons o guns inspire me so

Working on Part 3

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i love how this is a fanfiction thread now

>>30264555
Unfortunately he might not have much of a role in a hypothetical Stars due to the fact that they're probably almost done with any third game and don't know how popular Guzma got.

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>>30266105
its pretty comfy
>tfw decent writer
>cant into lewd writing
just

Is there a fic yet of someone playing with Guzma's hair and him going all gooey over it?

I want to live vicariously through it. His hair looks so fluffy and nice.

>>30263853
Left boob
Or
Right boob?

Part 3 of dom Guzma
[spoilers]Guzma's hands explored MC's body, dipping lower until his fingers brushed against their lower region. MC gasped, rubbing against Guzma's hand. "Are you so desperate to get off baby? It's rather pathetic, but I might be willing to help you out" Guzma slowly retracted his hand and MC whined. "I know I know, it just feels sooo good doesn't it? Well ya gotta earn it darling. Now take off your shirt." MC obeyed, removing the last article of clothing and letting it drop to the floor. completely nude and on Guzma's lap, they waited for what he'd say next. "Well?" MC asked, growing impatient. "Well you are going to have to prove that you can take orders from the boss" Guzma said. "Now get on your hands and knees in front of the chair, and don't move an inch until I tell ya to." He said with a knowing smile. Before MC could respond Guzma yelled at the top of his lungs "HEY PLUMS! GET IN HERE" [/spoilers]
More fun to come, I just have to take care of something I'll be back in a bit to finish up part 3

>>30265212
Your story is tops! Makes me envious of such an encounter.

welp the spoiler tag didn't work again in my haste to submit. Apologizes

>>30266053
Dom as in femdom or maledom?

I'm actually the writer of the Guzmeria femdom fic on ao3 and I would really love someone to write a piece where the two fight to assert dominance before giving up and just making pure love in the missionary position.

I say "someone" and not myself because for some reason I have a hard time getting off to my own content, even if it's something I love like femdom. Anyone else have this problem?

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>>30266515
whichever he isnt fondling

>>30266653
So left boob.

>>30266649
slightly dom guzma
thought i might give him a turn

>>30266649
I'm the same way. Used to draw a lot of r34 (including Pokemon stuff), but for some reason, it doesn't turn me on seeing my own stuff. Maybe slightly, but not enough to flick the ol' bean.

Fuck off fujoshi

>>30266767
It's the same for me. I think the porn I write is the most hilarious shit, I can't imagine getting off to it.

guzmeria is quality.
>>30266649 >>30266767
i'm the EXACT same way. i've been drawing porn for a while and even though the scenarios tend to arouse me, the art itself doesn't really do the trick. maybe it's because i get my fill of the pic while i'm drawing it. who knows.
....or maybe i'm a bad artist.

>guzma will never beat you then fuck you until you forget the pain
why
even
live

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more baby guzma headcanon shit

I don't know if I'd call it a ship, but I still think it would be cool if Kahili and Guzma were rivals in a tournament or something when they were kids.

>>30267240
>ywn be choked by Guzma and kissed hard as you catch your breath

>>30265055
Now thats actually pretty faggy

"Can I kiss you?"


Ugh. Its sandpaper down there when they hear this. Just kiss!

>>30267161
>>30267217
That's why I'm overly-thrilled to see others draw the things I like. In a way, I guess we're all helping each other out.
>>30267241
This is too precious!

>>30267308
my brother of african descent

>you will never cuddle with guzma after sex while covered in bruises and hickeys he created

>>30267121
>fujoshi
>all the girls ITT ship Guzma with women or themselves

Fuck off newfag

>>30265101
test
>>30266105
I went through the whole game wanting Guzma to fuck my young asshole. I entertained the idea of losing to him on purpose but I couldnt go through with it. These are unrelated.

>>30267417
OMG FIRST TIME SPOILERS

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>>30267241
Yes

>>30267332
This. Screw what these crazy sjw pc whatever people say. Yeah, there's rules, of course, but I think girls like the suprise (if we know the person, as well). If it was some jacked up sweaty hobo dude running around with a paperclip on his dick, then he needs to ask

>>30267241
You think you can fill ke.in on this whole Kahili and Guzma thing?? I haven't been on for a while

>>30267478
He doesnt need to ask because the answer will be no

Really the problem is everyone feels entitled to be offended

If some dude chases you down to kiss you and theres not a sexual thing going on thats harassment anyway
But the dude youre on a date with/the dude youre sitting real close to being all chummy with - if they kiss you and you dont want it then it doesnt need to escalate.

People overreact too much.

Its far more romantic when you dont need to step around eggshells all the time

Kahili is the reason that Guzma never challenges you for your title as champion. Not only does she specialize in a type that directly counters his, she also carries a golf club.

He can beat the other three members of the Elite Four, but he starts going into flashbacks as soon as he enters her room. She's never actually beaten him--he's always ended up forfeiting.

Who else read all of his lines in Rick Sanchez's voice?

>>30267842
I will now.

Reminder that Guzma has the best theme ever.

>>30267842
Personally I thought of him on a love-to-hate level of Handsome Jack

>>30267241
I need some kind of fanfic about these two as kids

So, guys, how do you think Plumeria and our boi met?

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>>30267890
i swear if you listen closely in his battle theme you can hear "its your boy"

>>30267892
Fuck yeah! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this!

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>>30265566
>>30265519

>>30267952
noice
cheers m8

>>30267942
The whole 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUZMA" thing really threw me for a loop because Handsome Jack does the same shit sometimes, speaking to himself in the third person

he's less of a murderous dick though. Like if instead of being shoveled to his grandma, handsome jack lived with his dad or something

>>30267952
So were Guzma and Plumeria wearing fake tats?

>>30267952
aw thank you!

>>30268041
Yeah.

>>30268041
Is that really shocking?

>>30267900
SECONDING
Would also like one were they are in a relationship...

>>30267563
Totally agree. I like the excitement of the person being spontaneous. It's especially a turn-off if the guy is like, "Can we have sex?"
Bitch, just work your way into it! This isn't Jeopardy.

>>30267939
'HEY CHICK WITH THE SICK HAIR WANT TO JOIN MY GANG'

Do you think Guzma is the type that blushes easily?

>>30267892
>to lusamine
"the moral is; you're a total bitch."

>>30268206
Yes. Especially over cute bugs and genuine compliments

>>30263358
This thread is pathetic. Newsflash: Kukui x Guzma makes no sense and will never, ever happen. Kukui is too good for him anyway

>>30268206
I think he would light up like a neon sign over basically anything.

>>30267842
>>30267892
Alright these are pretty good and all for voice head canons.
But perhaps consider


Kanji Tatsumi from persona 4

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>>30268341
why do you keep showing up in these threads?
there is nothing for you here

>>30268414
i like greed from fma:b

>>30268232
''That was me,high fiving my self''
he would so say that whenever the grunts do anything

>>30267939
>Childhood friends who did everything together, including starting team skull together
>Since they were best bros growing up Guzma had a hard time seeing Plumeria as a woman, especially since she was so tough, so when a new feminine and older woman like Lusamine showed interest in him he followed her around like a lost puppy (causing Plumeria, who developed a crush on Guz many years before, to be really upset)
>After it becomes clear that Lusamine never thought of Guzma as anything more than a pawn, it's Guzma's turn to be depressed
>Plumeria does all she can to cheer him up
>One day Guzma says something along the lines of "how come everyone who's supposed to love me just stops" referring to dad, lusamine
>Plumeria lets slip "well I'm not gonna stop"
>Awkward silence
>Guzma has an awakening about Plumeria
>Realizes that not only has she been the only one to show him unwavering affection and friendship, she also has a bitchin' bod
>The two don't mention it again, but Guzma is slowly starting to think of Plumeria in a different light
>One day he gets brave and kisses Plumeria on the forehead
>Plumeria blushes, then begins to cry
>Guzma sputters, apologizing and thinking maybe she just thought of him as a friend after all
>Plumeria: It's not that, dummy...it's that you finally did it
>They kiss again
>The rest is history

I intended that to be shorter but that's my dream scenario for the two of them

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>>30268341
alright man

>>30268414
Never played it

>>30268206
Yes to the max.

>>30268341
Both kukui and guzma are cute af. Even tho kukui is married people are still pining over him like chilllllll people. Those people who are hating on burnet like wtf is their problem?

>>30268414
That dude is hot.
>>30268454
That dude is also hot.
I think I like these cocky characters.

>>30268341
Newsflash: this thread isn't about Kukui x Guzma and most people here don't even care for that ship. Christ

>>30268470
My heart.

>>30268535
cocky asshole characters that actually have sad motivations/backstories are our weakness

>>30268470
>there's room in that bed for Guzma, Plumeria, and the bugs
>She comforts him when he has a nightmare
>He comes home late one night
>finds her asleep in one of his shirts
>has a moment where he realizes just how perfect she is and how lucky he is

be honest she usually ends up using him like a pillow and he doesn't mind at all. He is just happy he didn't fuck something up in his life.

>>30266548
>"HEY PLUMS! GET IN HERE"
Ohhhhh man you better finish this, shits about to get good

this vine but with guzma and plumeria
https://vine.co/v/MQlPUaF9idr

>30268341
you do realize everyone here ships guzma with themselves or another female, right?
fuck off aspie

>>30268733
>not wicke and guzma

>>30268733
>"PLUMS THEY FOLLOWIN ME THEY FOLLOWIN ME"
>*Puts the car in gear*
>"WHO WHO WHO'S FOLLOWIN YOU?"
>'the bugs'
>*shit eating grin*
he had to walk back to town

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>>30268341
In case everyone else didn't correct you, not a lot of Kukui x Guzma Shipping going on in here, mainly Guzma shipped with females and ourselves
>"B-but that's even worse-"
Great opinon! We don't give a shit. Go find the door and see yourself out

>>30267409
So who do you think is posting in these threads then?

There's just something so great about self inserting as Chicken in the Chicken x Guzma pairing.

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>>30269091
straight people?

>>30269121
Agreed. But a lot of people auto-assume we're doing the 11 year old Chicken. No, Chicken is me! I am not 11, darn it!

>>30269152
>Straight people
>Posting ships and Tumblr art while talking like Tumblr

Nah, you're retarded. It's Subway Masters fujocancer all over again.

>>30269091
Women (and occasionally dudes) who are attracted to Guzma and want to fuck him.
Fujoshis are women who can only get off to watching gay men have sex. These threads are pretty heterosexual for the most part

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>>30269196
why not just go to another thread, then?

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>>30269196
I am honestly just here for art but no need to get ass blasted.
Just go play the new pokemon and have fun with your day anon.

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do you ever think guzma thinks about home? do you think somewhere deep down inside him, he stills wants his parents's approval?
"sometimes, i wonder if they still want me to come home. what would they think of me now?"
"well...i think you're pretty great"

>>30269196
>implying this thread isn't full of straight women with homosexuals as a minority

>>30269262
minority or not, I want my bois D like the rest of you

>>30269287
Here here!

I want to help Guzma through a nightmare and tell him how much he is worth

he seems like the cuddling type

>>30269287
Does all the straight shipping put you off or are you okay with it?

>>30269343
Not at all. Everyone has their preferences.

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>>30269262
bi master race

>>30269440
Me too. One of the reasons I love Guzmeria so much is that I find both of them ridiculously hot

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>>30264287

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>>30269440
>bi master race

Good shit.

>>30269239
that picture is hot. I wanna be the Chicken in that instance

>>30268206
Of course he is. He's a total tsundere and that's part of the trope.

>>30268777
I'd ship Guzma with another dude but there's none of note that he has enough connection with. Grunts don't count.

>>30267984
Thiiiis! He's like the parallel universe Jack where the universe is a little less shittier towards him.

Po Town was one of the best parts of the game tbqh. Why did Lusamine need Guzman again?

>>30269951
Team Skull needed more of an involvement in the plot. The whole thing felt rushed and that portion of it was confusing.

>ywn be used as a footstool by guzma for hours on end while gagged and with a vibrator in your ass

>>30270004
I really hope we'll see more of them in stars
>>30270047
i made that post yesterday glad you enjoyed =3c

>>30269951
She was using Team Skull and Guzma as a front to draw attention away from the Aether Foundation as well as capture Pokemon for them to experiment on.

>>30269951
>>30270004
Keeping an eye on Gladion, keeping attention away from Aether, inflating Lusamine's personal collection of mons via theft - basically just a bunch of little things here and there.

Come to think of it, she probably thought of herself as Team Skull's "mother," effectively usurping Plumeria of the position. Partway at least, I don't doubt most of the grunts were more loyal to Plumeria, and even the ones that followed Lusamine only did so because of Our Boy.

>>30270081
sorry, i didn't realize i had stolen your post. my bad.
good taste my man

Kahili vs Guzma when?

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>>30270148
its all cool m8, i dont have a copyright

What would Guzma's laugh be like? The first thing I picture is some nasally annoying thing.

>>30270047
>ywn lose terribly to Guzma and, to make up for your lack of prize money, get violently fucked by him while his grunts watch your shameful display
>ywn have your face shoved into the dirt as he growls dirty obscenities to you while he does it
>ywn get off from having a load of his hot, creamy seed getting gushed inside you, leaving you covered in dirt, saliva, cum and bruises

>>30270245
He laughs like a dork.

>>30270245
maybe in private, but he'd really ham it up in front of other people

>>30263858
But this is Hawaii.

>>30270297
And he snorts. But this is only when he's laughing for real and not doing some cool guy laugh.

>>30270249
would i also get gagged with one of his grunt's bandanas?
>>30270047
every now and then he give the vibrator a good hard kick

>>30269287
Good taste.

>>30270411
Sure, probably keep you from screaming for help after all while you get royally fucked.

And then he leaves you for the grunts as sloppy seconds.

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>>30270519
>And then he leaves you for the grunts as sloppy seconds.
9 months later you end up having a baby from all the semen that gets poured into your womb, but no one knows who the father is.

>rape fantasies
I never understood this. Even if it were Guzma I'd be terrified and hate his guts after the fact but I've been in counseling for 5 years for rape so I can't see it as arousing whatsoever. To each their own, though.

I want to have sex in the missionary position with Guzma for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>30270817
Who said it was rape? how dou you know it wasn't consensually agreed to paying with sex instead of prize money?

Not even into impregnation kink but i would 100% into it with Guzma

>>30270876
>>30270629 sounds like gang rape to me

But even if it's consensual, pretty much all violent sex gives me heebie jeebies so I've turned into a vanilla fucker

>>30271026
i'm fine with rape fantasies with fictional characters, but i would never wish that kind of thing upon anyone in real life.

>>30271026
To each their own prefrances, regardless of what you do there should be communication and trust above all else

>>30271026
Its also important to note that for those that DO have rape fantasies don't always mean that its their wish. If anything its sort of a psychological thing about wanting to feel desired from another person, often times in an extreme level.

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Will our boi ever acheive his dream?

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>>30264627
>falling for the women meme perpetuated by the Jews

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>>30271295
probably not, since seem to dump the male characters and focus on the girls
but he can dream

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ANYWAY back at the subject at hand;

our boi

>>30268341
why not?

>tfw no Joltik for him in Alola

>>30271342
do you think he sneaks back to his parent's house some nights and just sits in the swing and stares up at the stars, thinking what he did wrong?

>>30271409
shouldve been the malasada shop
also implying guzma can drive
maybe he would drive his dad around in his golf buggy

>>30271425
yeah and he's probably accompanied by Ariados, and it sort of just nuzzles up to him trying to make him feel better

>>30271425
That's sad anon. Now I need to pretend that Kahili is secretly dating him and trying to make him a better person. Little does she know, Guzma acts out on purpose because then she spends more time with him

>>30271652
When we will get another fic of them?
Preferably one that wasn't written by me

>>30271754
Ever since I saw this pic >>30267241, I've really wanted to see a fic about them as kids with a flash forward to them dating now or something

how dose a huge orgy between all of team skull sound? like... all of them

>>30272007
I support this

>>30271425
I think he sneaks back to his parents' house and his mum catches him stealing ham slices out the fridge, but they don't say anything.

>>30272007
>Guzma is in a terrible mood
>A bunch of his Grunts come together to make a plan to cheer him up
>In the end there's nearly no inch of Guzma's skin that doesn't have a Grunt's mouth or fingers on with the sole purpose of giving him as much pleasure as possible.

>>30271417
>Hey, I got some weird hairy growth on the side of my chair, you guys think you can clean it up?
>ten minutes later the grunts holding spray bottles and cloths screech and light up

>>30272189
i really hope you mean this to be both male and female grunts, cause that's how i'm taking it

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>>30266053
>4 hours later and its only 129 words
well i guess ill post it in a later thread then

>>30272236
But of course! I just want to picture Guzma coming completely undone from pleasure as his eager-to-please Grunts of all kinds work hard for him.

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>>30272189

>>30268470
>>30268612
This is the purest and most wholesome thing I've ever seen come from 4chan.

I want to write some gay Guzma lewds, anyone have suggestions?

>>30273609
Guzma has never sucked dick before but he tries his hardest to do it right, not choke, and front like he's a pro at it.

>>30273609
Him and Giovanni.

>>30273662
I'm into this. Who would you want to see it with? Is Kukui okay, or does everyone really hate it?

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do you think Guz had any fears before Ultra Space? besides golf

>>30273788
Kukui with Guzma seems to get some people mad but I don't mind it at all. It could also be with a Grunt I guess. Why are there so few good dudes to ship Guzma with in this game?

>>30273789
being alone in the world

>>30268454
You know, Guzma kinda gives off that kinds of FMA Greed vibe, just in a more goofy manner, because pokemon

>>30274015
He didn't have much interaction with guys in the game, sadly. Kukui/Guzma is a fine ship, people on Tumblr just don't know how to play pretend correctly and it brought content to a screeching halt. I also like the idea of Guzma/Gladion but >11 years old.

We need a third game for Alola with more Guzma interactions with non-MC characters so bad.

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So, roughly how tall do we think Guzma is? I'm wondering because I'm 5'0 and oh boy do I love size difference and would very much like to know how tiny I'd be next to him or y'know...in his lap.

>>30274444
I think he's 6'3 or 6'4, submissive cutiefly anon.

>>30274444
general consensus is around 1.9 cm
i feel ya anon. i want him to carry me like machamp did

>>30273788
I'd be down for this I like the idea that Kukui has an open marriage.

If I can be honest with you guys, I've been lurking on these threads for a few days, and I think they're fucking hilarious
In like a good way though, not trying to be mean or anything

>>30274550
I don't think any of us are all that serious so finding it hilarious isn't mean at all.

>>30274444
Well Quads, I would say at most he's about six and a half feet, maybe an inch or so shorter
The Guzman is a tall dude

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>>30274550
its cool mate. sin threads are always the funniest

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>>30274483
Oh dear me that's...really tall...
Please you're not supposed to remember who I am now I'm flustered
I just want Guzma to pet me on the head...

>>30274444
I think >>30274530 meant 1.9 m, but yeah that's the number that keeps popping up.

I'm 6'1" and I wish I was 5' cuz I also love size difference and want to be held in someone's lap ;_;

>>30274574
I just really enjoy everyone gushing over him and making fanfics and art
I think it's all really silly and it's kinda funny how serious people seem to take it
It's like being in a cringe thread but in a good way

>>30274610
But you're so cute, anon! I enjoy how different our tastes are

>>30274651
I'd enjoy your different tastes if you know what I mean Anon

>>30271342
He's flirting with me.

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>>30274651
God bless your heart! It's as they say, variety is the spice of life.

>>30274682
Excuse you this isn't a malasada thread we're all about the Guzma...Guzmalada(?) here

>>30267952

Why are his glasses wrong? Neither lens is the half moon shape.

>>30274846
he "fixed" them post-game. he also painted over the skull on his jacket and ditched the tattoos and chains

>>30274872
>ywn paint on Guzma's fake tattoos

I wonder where else he had them.

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>>30274810
>He's flirting with me
This was all I could think of and I'm so sorry

>>30274918
He's adorable!

>>30263817
I missed a chunk of these threads, what is this about? Getting mindfucked by nihilego?

>>30273788
I'm thinking of the grunt that was in Guzma's room when you came to save the Yungoos.

>>30274980
and also the child abuse i assume

>>30273662
>>30273788
Please, anon. Anyone will do I just want to see Guzma doing his very, very best to relax that gag reflex.

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Finding new art of Guzma makes me feel like Christmas morning.

>>30275296
Never have I related so much to a dog sized spider

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what do you think guzma would call his bf/gf?
i see him as a chav so i cant help but think of him calling them "love" but idk if thats too ooc

>>30275398
Bitch, slut, whore, cunt - all during sex and sometimes when he's teasing. Otherwise it's probably sappy shit like doll and babe.

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>>30275398
Babygirl, babe, princess and good girl.

>>30275398
Bae because he's obnoxious. Babe and baby too. He'd also address you as 'my girl/boy' in a possessive to others and when he's greeting you.

>>30275307
Not a dog sized spider, but I read a book where a human gets kidnapped and taken to a planet of sentient car sized spiders and he's necessary to protecting and nurturing one of them who is incubating eggs. The human was like "uh-uh ain't no way I'm doing this" and the spider is all like "O-oh I'm sorry. I am too ugly and gross?" which is the part I relate to ;_; then the human thinks he's upset the spider and ends up agreeing to it.

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Sup guys

I posted in Guzma general a few days ago about going to the Launch event in London in my Skull cosplay, a lot of you seemed to like the picture

Well I had a blast and we made Nintendo's twitter, thanks for the advice. Made a lot of kids happy that day.

https://twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/801139987961901056

>>30275578
And he secretly likes when you call him pet names or call him babe and baby, though he'll act annoyed at it.

>>30275029
Oh was the enough solid evidence for that? I only recall some broken golf clubs (which could mean a lot of things) and Guzma beating up his father before leaving, which would be pretty much the opposite of child abuse, lel

>>30275619
Even kids love Team Skull!

>>30275619
You guys look amazing.

>>30275398
m'lady

>>30275619
That's so neat!

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>>30275619
I cant possibly get any more aroused

>>30275619
holy shit bro
saw this on tumblr too. i've never wanted to join a gang so bad
>>30275692
how dare you

>>30274530
i wonder how big dick is then

>>30275619
Hey you're all my boyfriends/girlfriends now I call dibs

>>30276010
17 inches

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I need the version of this picture with ya boy and I need it quick

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>>30276041

>>30276054
That was quick

>>30276099
You asked for it quick

Yall are stupid

>>30276180
PLEASE call me more names Guzma

>>30276253
Yall are stupid.

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>>30276274

>>30275619
looks like fun

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>>30275619
I'm so happy and proud of you guys! Hope you had a good time!

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>>30276180
>>30276274
It's "Y'all are stupid.", anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdG2hu1f-T0

>>30277285
do not

>>30277348
i hate this
HATE
THIS

>>30277348
i'm calling the police

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>>30277364

Y'all are stupid.

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>>30277348
when the bae tickle ya neck

>>30277348
has anybody made one of these dance things to gasolina yet? i need more trash hooked into my veins

>>30277348
i need one of guzma like this
https://youtu.be/P8RSUJVCYsM
do you think there's any mmd porn yet?

>>30277497
Make one yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMb_ieMt-o

>>30277390
Someone make a Guzma version of that reaction pic. The resemblance is uncanny.

>>30277606
ask in the drawthread

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>>30277285
STOP

>>30267499

Not sure, I remember posting where they are about the same age and she does have Flying which is Bugs greatest weakness...

I made a remark yesterday that perhaps Guzma quit since he was defeated by her which led to the whole incident of beating his dad with a golf club.

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>>30277285
>>30277674
No, stop this torture.

>>30275619

Any tips on how to get an ensemble going? I usually hit a convention in Vancouver every year and want to represent

I just can't keep thinking about Guzma and how 'foreign' he looks
like Alola seems to be the most diverse region when it comes to human characters

the first regions were all based on Japan then you get Unova (New York) and Kalos (France)
seeing as Alola is based on hawaii and a tourist hotspot attracting all kinds of people from different regions of the world it kind of makes sense that the characters themselves have features from other regions

to make the overly long story short:
I think Guzma's family might have their origins in Poke-Poland
>or another Poke-equivalent to the slavic countries

>>30277285
>>30277674
>>30277816
please dont hurt the boy

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>>30277348

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>>30277285
>>30277674
>>30277816
>>30277860
>It's Guzma suffering-hour again

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>>30277927
Get him away from him. Immidietly!

>>30277961
from her* oops

>>30277348
FUCKING FINALLY

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>>30277961
PUBES

>>30277591
i feel so motivated now
bye guys

>>30275398
ma'am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fhz91BDiUk
>tfw someone canonised it

>>30277828
>Poke-Poland
Never ever

this thread is lewd

>>30278040
they could call it Pokan

>>30277828
But his mother is quite dark. Couldn't he be native mixed Alolan? His dad was pale.

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>>30278040
will we get a poke australia? i'd like to see them try and make the platypus even weirder

>>30278054
you're welcome

>>30278038
either guzma is tiny here or maxie is standing on a box. i think it's the former

>>30278054
No shit. So much for a Christian board.

>>30278088
A Poke Australia would be the ideal holiday location for Maxie and Archie.

And Guzma too for the bugs.

>>30278088
>>30278127
>posion pokemon everywhere
>you turn around in a cave, you toook ten steps all your pokemon are already poisoned
>You've been in this region for one hour already and you meet your 20th spiderpokemon
>You need 45 to catch all of them

>>30278120
I thought that would be /pol/

>>30278258
zap me daddy

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>>30278451
post more comfy guz

I want drink lusamine's pissies as guzma

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>>30278558

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>>30278558

>>30271342
My heart exploded!! So handsome and cute. I wanna kiss him!

Just an idea I had rumblin' around in my head while lurking in admiration of ya boi

Would you guys be interested in a fic where Guzma gets dommed by Lusamine in the time before MC and Lillie show up to save them? Maybe some ball crushing and foot focus? Nothing too long mind you.

>>30279295
Sign me the fuck up, anon

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>>30274918
I'm so sorry anon

>>30279452
GOD BLESS

someone make a new thread please

>>30279746
ill do it hold on

>>30279860
>>30279746 here I made it >>30279873