>2016 >STILL no turkey pokemon

>2016
>STILL no normal/flying pokemon

>>30263063
>STILL no dolphin Pokemon because the Japanese

>>30263095
>STILL no electric rodents

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What is Ho-oh for 500, Alex?

>>30263096
Kyogre

>>30263245
let me rephrase that
>STILL no dolphin Pokemon akin to a bottlenose or spinner because the Japanese

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>STILL no sea snek pokemon
>STILL no flamingo pokemon
>STILL no kiwi pokemon
>STILL no platypus pokemon
>STILL no hummingbird pokemon
>STILL no quetzal pokemon
>STILL no mosasaur pokemon
>STILL no kraken pokemon
>STILL no whale shark pokemon
>STILL no narwhal pokemon
>STILL no manatee pokemon
>STILL no clownfish pokemon
>STILL no swordfish pokemon
>STILL no goblin shark pokemon
>STILL no velociraptor pokemon
>STILL no stegosaurs pokemon
>STILL no ankylosaur pokemon
>STILL no snow leopard pokemon
>STILL no wolverine pokemon
>STILL no tasmania devil pokemon
>STILL no tasmanian tiger pokemon
>STILL no dingo pokemon
>STILL no mantis shrimp pokemon
>STILL no iguana pokemon
>STILL no komodo dragon pokemon
>STILL no cockroach pokemon
>STILL no black widow pokemon
>STILL no flea pokemon
>STILL no fly pokemon
>STILL no scutigera pokemon
>STILL no glowworm pokemon
>STILL no cone shell pokemon
>STILL no nautilus pokemon
>STILL no leech pokemon
>STILL no corn/maize pokemon
>STILL no llama/alpaca pokemon
>STILL no voodoo doll pokemon
>STILL no scarecrow pokemon
>STILL no skeleton pokemon
>STILL no dreamcatcher pokemon
>STILL no wendigo pokemon
>STILL no mothman pokemon
>STILL no chupacabra pokemon
>STILL no hippogriff pokemon
>STILL no cerberus pokemon
>STILL no gremlin pokemon
>STILL no manticore pokemon
>STILL no moon rabbit pokemon

>>30263063
That legitimately looks pretty good for a pokemon design.

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>still no tamandua pokemon

>>30263063
That's Gliscor.

>>30263274
>implying there is no fly or nautilus pokemon

>>30263063
>50 speed

>>30263274
I admire your enthusiasm, anon. I've been meaning to make a list of all the things that Gamefreak hasn't made into Pokemon yet.

Really now, you'd think they'd get around to making a swordfish, flamingo, fly, platypus, iguana, and hummingbird.

Well, at least we now have our koala and actual wolf.

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>>30263274
>STILL no cockroach Pokemon

"What is Pheromosa"

I'll take "Pokemon waifu's for 5,000"

>>30263063
female Unfezant is basically a turkey

>>30263494
>pheasant
>turkey

both are gamebirds, but no

>>30263274
Doduo, Cutiefly, Pheromosa

>>30263516
>unfezant
>un means not
>fezant means fezant
>unfezant literally means not a pheasant

it's not a pheasant. it's a turkey.

>>30263274
>STILL no cerberus pokemon
Houndoom is a one headed cerberus

It evolves when hit by a fire move/burned, and gains ghost-typing.

>>30263641
>one headed
>cerberus

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>>30263594
Ok, first of all:
The name is a mix of Unpleasant and Pheasant.

Second, just because it isn't a pheasant doesn't mean it's a turkey. If its name means it isn't a pheasant (which it doesn't), that means it can be ANYTHING ELSE. A pig, a gecko, a dodecahedron. Your logic makes no sense.

>>30263274
>no moon rabbit
>Nidoking/queen
>Wigglytuff
>Azumarill
>Mega Mawile
>Diggersby

>>30263641
That's just a hellhound, then.

>>30263641
hehe

>>30263674
hey. don't be mean to me. you can't prove that your interpretation of the name is any more valid than mine. furthermore it was implied that it was a turkey because of the logic laid out in the previous post in that it LOOKS LIKE A TURKEY. it doesn't look like a pig, gecko or dodecahedron, so those AREN'T valid under my logic.

>>30263274
just about all of these have been done... i'm assuming this is copypasta and you didnt have the patience to really write all this, and thus is outdated/stupid

>>30263274
>wolverine pokemon
>Abillity: immunity or limber
>Type: normal/steel
>color: yellow
Please make it happen

>>30263063
You're the turkey gobbling all that GF dick

>>30263274
>no hummingbird

>>30263867
it's steel type, it doesn't need immunity

>>30263830
Doduo, Cutiefly, Pheromosa, Banette... that's hardly "just about all of these".

>>30263274
>platypus
Ludicolo line
>velociraptor
Sceptile line
>kommodo dragon
Kommo-d-o

>>30263274
But we do have a jew pokemon for some reason.

>>30264104
sea snake... uhh dratini and dragonair?
quetzal, what dunsparce is hilariously supposed to be
kraken are giant squid, which we have a few of
i see salazzle as a velociraptor, and i've heard it called that before
mantis shrimp is clauncher, that's the only thing that could even possibly be lol
cockroach is pheramosa
komodo dragon is kommo-o

now look i'd love to sit here all day and discuss this, but honestly i would not like to sit here all day and discuss this lol

i bit off more than i could chew, but still with a little stretch of the imagination (which is all pokemon is) you can see how many of these can be related to an existing pokemon

>>30263867
>not regenerator or tough claws

>>30264446
>sea snake... uhh dratini and dragonair?
no "uhh"s, anon
>quetzal, what dunsparce is hilariously supposed to be
No, Dunsparce is a tsuchinoko.
>kraken are giant squid, which we have a few of
We have 1 squid, which is not particularly a "giant". It's big, just not Giant Squid big.
>i see salazzle as a velociraptor, and i've heard it called that before
who the fuck called salazzle a velociraptor
just no
>mantis shrimp is clauncher, that's the only thing that could even possibly be lol
It's a pistol shrimp "lol"
>cockroach is pheramosa
The one thing you got 100% right
>komodo dragon is kommo-o
This is actually half true, but it still isn't a true komodo dragon.
>i bit off more than i could chew, but still with a little stretch of the imagination (which is all pokemon is) you can see how many of these can be related to an existing pokemon
And we can all see how a lot of them aren't, anon.

>>30264388
>plant mexican thing with a poncho
>platypus

>basilisk/geecko
>velociraptor

>
Nope, can't argue with that.

>>30264706
name another creature from the real world or mythology that has fur, a duck bill, and lives in tropical rivers. ludicolo is literally a mexican platypus

>>30265005
>platypus
>mexican

>>30265005
Uhhh... I always thought that that evo lines were kappas
You know, hence the reference to the rain dish on their heads?

>>30263669
>>30263802
Well, according to Bulbapedia. Sorry guys, this is my first time on /vp/.

>>30265029
>pokemon
>abiding by real world geography

sorry, i forgot pandas were native to France and koalas live in Hawaii

>>30263466

>I've been meaning to make a list of all the things that Gamefreak hasn't made into Pokemon yet.

They have biology, mythology and all of history to take inspo from

as long as pokemon survives they can effectively never run out of ideas

>>30265223
Pandas also live in hawaii

>>30265163
>listening to Lian "age is just a number" pomfret

he also said golem is based on a turtle. yeah clearly not based on a boulder or a golem or anything

>>30265080
you are all wrong, ludicolo is a wetback pokemon

>>30265383
Yes.
One single man with superhuman speedtyping abilities writes every single article on Bulbapedia.

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>>30264446
mythological serpents are not sea snakes. you know sea snakes are a thing right? and no, they aren't eels, they are literally snakes.

>>30263063
I love that design

>>30265458
They're also retardedly venomous

>>30264388
>>30264706
>>30265005
platypus is psyduck and golduck

>>30265554
No, those are just ducks
HENCE THE NAME

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>>30265420
lol

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>>30263274

You forgot coyote

>>30263063
Wow.
Cultural appropriation much?

>>30267153
Agree, turkeys are Mesoamerican (Mexico, Guatemala, etc). Not American ("native American" from the US).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_(bird)#Use_by_humans

>>30267822
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_turkey

>>30263245
Kyogre's not even a dolphin, its a killer whale

>>30268127
Killer whales are dolphins.

>>30265420
and gumshoos is a president pokemon.

>>30268127
>>30268404
see this:>>30263267

>>30264437
Two Jew pokemons, actually.

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>>30263063
>Current year argument.
That should be celebi's special move.
That and Explosion so it can kill it's self after it uses it.

>>30271083
>>Current year argument.
That's not how it works, son.

>>30263158
A phoenix, you mong.

>>30264388
Ludicholo is a kappa

Americans should stop posting