ITT: statements that will instantly reveal someone as a liar

>>30258824
What's wrong?

What are you implying OP?

> I like hoenn and do not have downs syndrome

>man, I have so much fun with SM

>>30258843
>>30258854
munchlax is essentially impossible to get in gen 4

>I like gen 4 and I'm over 18

>Man there's nothing wrong with GRBY. They're great

>>30258843
>>30258854
Maybe it has to do with how hard it was to get Munchlax (honey trees), but you still could've traded one in, and it wasn't impossible to catch.

>>30258824
>I used Milotic in R/S, totally didn't read any strategy guides either

>I don't know why people had trouble with Whitney. I just caught a Skarmory and called it a day.

>>30258888
You could have easily had somebody trade one over. Don't be ridiculous. Low encounter rate does not mean impossible.

>>30258824
>OP isn't a faggot!

>>30258824
>I love Pokemon and my favorite is Pikachu

>Spirit tomb is a great pokemon to use as a ghost/dark type in your team in Platinum even to this day. It's even easy to get!

>>30258956
>1% in 4 random honey trees

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also no one trades over pokemon to use in their ingame team you retard

>>30258906
>trade belsprout for onix
>onix has two entire gyms and a whole forest to gain lvls of boosted xp
>can literally take no damage from miltank by then

I honestly dont get the miltank is hard meme maybe if you were retarded and never talked to anyone, shit you even get a machop in goldenrod too

>>30259060
>Not reading the second sentence

>>30258888
I thought you can find one blocking a bridge in Kanto in HGSS, that counts as Gen4

>>30259041
>My life experience of growing up without a single friend is identical to yours

>>30259060
oh yeah, who say this is a liar

>>30259041
GTS came out in gen iv so it was easy as shit to get a munchlax for nothing

>I post on /vp/ and I'm not an autist

>>30259041
Happens literally all the time, you dumb cunt. SM just came out. I can't believe you were dense enough to miss all the trading requests going around.
Again: 1% =\= 0%
It's basic math and probability. It's incredibly unlikely, but it has happened before. Thats the point of the 1%, faggot.

>>30259041
>i can't so no one else can
>also i don't so no one else does
no

>>30259151
So how many munchlax did you train in sinnoh?

it must be more than 0, considering how easy it is.

>>30258864
i like it a lot more than xy

>>30259204
Actually, I had two

>>30259204
0, because I didn't bother with honey trees. The point is that it's possible.

The first sentence of my previous post was answering your ridiculous trading claim, by the way.

>>30259204
Consider that if you can get your hands on 1, you can breed them infinitely...

>>30258905
i dont care even if you did read a strategy guide. That fucker was still on only 1 tile determined when you get there and its not even assured he will be the one you fish up on that tile.

"Kanto is the only good region."

>>30259147
kek

>>30258905
>be 10 when Ruby and Sapphire came out
>had to use cheat.cc for everything like unlocking the regis, the regi caves, catching feebas, and how to evolve the faggot

Good times

>>30259041
I can see it happening. I randomly found Feebas as a kid without knowing about how rare it was supposed to be.

>>30259060
>using onix
Anon, that's one of the worst shitmons of all time

>>30258905
Feebas was hard af to obtain in DPP too

>>30259264
and on top of that has an evolution method so obtuse that you can literally permanently ruin your feebas and prevent it from being able to evolve in R/S by not feeding it good enough pokeblocks.

Better hope you got female because Ditto wasn't in the original R/S dex, so male feebas was effectively unbreedable.

>>30258824
>SM was easy, and I didn't use exp share, refresh, switch style, top tier older mons or overlevel

>>30259321
160 defense stat when you're fighting against lvl 8-18 gyms where the first three are all physical attackers is nothing to scoff at, Onix is probably the best pokemon to use for all three of those gyms

>>30259300
At least the regis had some tips in the instruction manual (telling you what braille is for example), I never saw anything in game or in the manual that had info on evolving Feebas, and it's the only pokemon that ever evolved by contest stats.

>>30259392
Yeah that's pretty true if you're not retarded and know how to make a semi-balanced team

>>30258824
>I played SM before shitposting about it on /vp/

>>30259316
>post is the sort of post this thread is targeting

Nice try Anon

>>30259264
>>30259334
holy shit, thanks for the remind of how shitty was the mechanic of Milotic back then.
I also got so pissed when Milotic wasn't even a shadow pokemon.

>>30259264
>only 1 tile determined when you get there
It's six tiles determined when you start the game or change the Dewford phrase. Sinnoh was far worse, it was only four tiles that changed daily, so you couldn't just go back to the tile later to get more.

>>30259560
Right my bad, I still don't have the whole mechanic down after giving up on getting a legit feebas of my own 10 years ago. Still a shit plan on GF's part.

>>30258824
Cause hacking wasn't even more prevalent back then than it is now riiiiiiiiight?

seriously, gen 4 was the first gen for internet access, both hacking and trading was massively rampant.

>>30259560
>hoenn: 2/146
>sinnoh: 1/132

oh yeah, "far" worse.

>Dewford phrase
it's the same as nothing
or could be part of the topic: statements that will instantly reveal someone as a liar

>"haha yeah I was great at battling in gen 1. I would burn, paralyze, poison, and confuse the pokemon all at once so it couldn't do anything!"

>Golduck is a Water/Psychic type!

>>30259807
But this is somewhat true. There was a glitch that you could afflict multiple non-volatile statuses to Pokemon. The only thing is the "couldn't do anything" is quite accurate, you'd have to account for the inaction from both Confusion and Paralysis, but Sleep would just do it better.

>>30259807
Toxic+Leech Seed hax proves this statement VERY TRUE. Fucking seriously two tick and any pokemon would be dead because of that shit.

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>>30258824
I had a much harder time nabbing Vespiqueen than I did getting Snorlax. It's still a bitch of a time actually getting Munchlax, but at least you don't have to worry about having to also get the right gender. Nothing is more disappointing than seeing the silhouette for Combee after hours of fucking with honey trees only to see that its male. GTS makes the whole issue irrelevant however.

>>30260354
>>30260489

So you're saying you can put burn AND poison AND paralyze on the SAME POKEMON at the SAME TIME?

>>30260691
That's what I said >>30260354

>>30260489 was talking about Leech Seed and Toxic cumulative damage running off of the same turn counter.

>>30260759

I know confusion and paralyze/burn/poison could stack, but not all 4 at the exact same time like poison powder then thunder wave then burn status then supersonic.

The more you know, I giess.

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>>30259264
>want to fish up carvannah or something
>fish from the land where you go to surf near the weather institute
>find feebass
>catch a box full of them
>trade them to my brother for him to trade with others on forums
>never used milotic because I didn't give a shit about it
>mfw

>>30259334
well if you got a male one, feebass are very common in the feebass tiles so

>>30259424
>my favorite gen 7 designs naturally make a balanced team

>>30261231
>statements that will instantly reveal someone as a liar

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>>30258892
MODS HELP

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>>30258824
>"You can't get Mew from under the truck you idiot"

>>30261370
>forcing yourself to only limit yourself to a small pool of shitmons

>>30258892
20, to be precise

>>30258892
23 here
Plat is the best game in the series m8

>>30258892
gen 4 was the first pokemon I ever actually played so I loved it. I sunk like 900 hours in it.