guzma thread: bug dealing edition

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First for pure supportive love

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>>30250756
IT'S YA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>30250787 question from thread before.
I remember someone saying it was easy to make a charm yourself. Seeing if they (or anyone else) is around.

>>30250336

Damn straight. I want to wreck that boi.

>>30250899
PLUMERIA IS
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>30250899
Plumeria-neechan ;_;

>>30250899
I can't get myself to ship this for some reason. Maybe because Plums comes off as such a big sister type.

I guess I don't ship Guzma with anyone yet.

>>30251036
We'll, who better to help an abused wretch than a protective big sister?

All Guzma pairings I've seen thus far
Gladion
Skull Grunts
Plumeria
Lusamine
one Nurse Joy
Kahili
Sun and Moon (a.k.a Chicken-chan and the MC-dude)
Kukui
>sunk so hard they call it the Titanic
Golisopod
bug-types

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Remember when everyone thought that Lusamine, Lillie, Gladion, Guzma and other characters were gonna be UBs in disguise? I was on the hype train for Guzma being a UB and subtly revealing it with his "Destruction in human form" phrase

>>30251099
don't forget faba

What are your kinky Guzma headcanons?

>>30251099
>bug types

True blue waifus

>>30250944
I did it using shrinky dinks but there are a lot of other options, too, like shrink film. I'd go look up how to make plastic/acrylic charms. This is a very good tutorial http://kaiami.net/post/45380899291/tutorial-plastic-keychains

>>30251156
fuck faba

>>30251160
He likes it when you make him cocoa and cuddle with him

>>30251099
>Gladion
Wrong
>Skull Grunts
>Wrong
>Plumaria
Wrong
>Lusamine
Extra Wrong
>Nurse Joy
Not opposed
>Kahili
The literal who?
>Chicken Chan and Elios
I'm into it, if they were aged up a bit and not explicitly 11
>Kukui
Wrong
>Golisopod
I ship it
>Bug Types in general
I could see him just forgoing relationships to be with his Bug types and helping people. Or he becomes a Pokephile

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I hope in Pokemon Stars, Guzma is married with Plumeria.
I would die for this, pls GF make it happen

>>30251150
Oh shit, I remember that. Anyone have the screencap of someone pointing that out?
That thread was really fun

>>30251219
Anon, please. This is a Christian board.

>>30251160
He's very, very loud.

>>30251150
it'll always be UB03 destruction in my heart

>>30251238
>Gladion
>Wrong
>Chicken and Elios
>not opposed
Gladion is older than Guzma

how about Olivia?
she's single

>>30250756
I wanna get a cutiefly from Guzma!

>>30251307
>Gladion is older than Guzma
no, I meant older than Elios and Chicken, probably
maybe

>>30251099
don't forget
>faba
>giovanni
>Lysandre
>Archie

>>30251386
>>30251099
is there anyone our boy hasn't slept with?

>>30251307
I wouldn't mind that actually. Doesn't she say that she's actually a big softie?

>>30251219
Anon, that's fucked up

>>30251160
He's very enthusiastic about using his mouth on you. And he loves dirty talk but he's terrible at it and sounds like a bad porno.

>>30251406
your mom.

i mean

the MCs mom

>>30251261
What if you rub his back and he compliments you and snuggles you after

>>30251150
it was fucking retarded.

>>30251160
I can't imagine Guzma being kinky at all and when ever he tries dirty talk he just keeps saying Ya Boi.

>Ya Boi's about to finish

>>30251247

nope

Plumeria quits team skull post game

>>30251566
>ya boi's bouta nut

>>30251566
>Your boy's about to enter ya wormhole!

>>30251247
Anon, Guzma is pure, he would never partake in activities such as the one in your picture

>>30251651
guzma is a slut and we love it

>>30251747
Also, I'm too attached to Guzma as a meme loving fuck that it's really weird to imagine him doing anything kinky

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>those whaletail straps
Do you think Guzma teases her by snapping them?

>>30251160
I imagine Guzma as the type to act like he's super kinky and hardcore but he's actually vanilla as fuck.

>>30251173
Thank you so much! I'm gonna have to try this out myself. But seems fairly easy and cheap, which is what I was looking for.

>>30251964
It turns her on like nothing else. Snap on the hips and a slap on the ass.

>>30251964
guzma seems like the kinda guy who sometimes flirts like a schoolyard bully

snapping your bra, pulling your hair, etc

>>30252300
But then someone tries to actually hurt you and he goes full on protect mode

>>30252300
>ywn experience guzma playfully teasing you because hes too shy to straight up ask you out
>ywn experience guzma playfully teasing you because he knows it gets you going

>>30251386
>>giovanni
>>Lysandre
>>Archie
i want guzma to date all the other bosses at once

>>30252685
>Archie
Maxie would be top tier because Maxie is too stuck up for his own good

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not enough comfy porn and thats upsetting

>>30251307
>Gladion is older than Guzma
What

>>30252960
Fluffy vanilla masterrace. Have you seen the fanfics posted here so far? I got them saved in my reading list if you don't.

>ywn comfort guzma after a long, tiring day
>ywn be held by guzma like a teddy bear in his big bed
>ywn fall asleep to the sound of rain with him
i cant take this anymore guys

How much do you think he liked drinking mommy lusamine's piss?

>>30253144
not nearly as much as he enjoyed his face being her personal throne

Apparently, the French translation used the phrase "Il la Kiffe trop" to describe Guzma's feelings on Lusamine. It's commonly used to mean "in love with", but somewhat ambiguous, like the usage of "suki" in the Japanese translation.

Thoughts?

>>30253511
imo he had a confusing mix of childlike adoration and weird boner

I don't think his feelings for her were romantic, but they were confusing and overwhelming and she took advantage of that 100%

>>30253511
what does guzma's dad say in the french version?

>>30253511
Even "like" that they use in English is very ambiguous. I think it was a mixture of his need for attention and acknowledgement, his own admiration of her, and a child-like crush.

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poor boy

>>30253858
Dunno, but I hear that it more explicitly says that Guzma was abused than the English line. About on par with the original Japanese one I would guess.

>>30253858
I'm checking

guzma x chiken fanfics when

>>30253963
>>30254046
translations please

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>>30254101
hopefully our based translator comes by

>>30253887
>>30254114
Post more, please.

>>30253858
>>30254020

I only have what he says after you've talked to him for the first time.

"Je suis content que mon fiston parte à l'aventure... Mais il aurait pu me dire au revoir quand même ! Dès qu'il rentre, je vais lui flanquer une bonne correction... en combat Pokémon"

"I'm happy that my son went on an adventure... But he could've at least said goobye! As soon as he turns up, I will give him a good thrashing... in Pokemon battle."

Not sure if the grammar is correct, sorry.

>>30254234
Damn, German level censorship.

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>>30254220
dont wish for our boy to be in pain pls

>>30254234
So it makes it sound like he's actually going to hurt him and then backs out at the last second? Not only that, but the dad isn't talking about an event that apparently already happened, but what he'll do when Guzma comes back instead.

The fuck? This line is totally different from the English or Japanese ones. Am I missing something here?

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>>30254322
Ok Kukui's just gonna let him rest

>>30254322
But he looks good in pain.

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>>30254403
>>30254431
guzma is for shell breaking, silly antics and hugs only. no bully

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>tfw you bust a nut but she keeps sucking

I know it aint guz but it's at least a part of his team

>>30251150
>>30251254
>>30251296
>>30251564

I was the one who posted it, and god damn, GF red-herringed me hard. Ah well, was fun as fuck.

>>30254234
>>30254288
I want acollection of what his dad says in all languages
I want to satisfy my curiousity

>>30254513
They red-herringed everyone when they revealed UB-01 and described it as "having movements resembling that of a little girl"

>>30254492
Female grunt is cute!
I wish she had more good porn

>>30254978
Same. I wish she had more good pinups/solo shots. I can't fap to lewds with dicks in them. I've seen so nych fetish shit that I've looped back to cold turkey vanilla.

>>30253071
Post that shit nigga

>>30254978
i want to hold her hand while we're on the rooftop desu

>>30254978
I want to breed her.

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>>30254459
Hugs for ya boy!

>>30255060
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648623?view_adult=true

And a /notporn/ one.

http://pastebin.com/0MrPtajT

Also a massage thingy posted somewhere here.

>>30254341
the thing that sucks most about the censorship is that line from guzdad is a important explanation as to why Guzma is the way he is. And they just got rid of it. What the fuck.

Also, a friend of mine showed me a more accurate translation of the Japanese version, it goes like this:

>"A child's journey is a wonderful thing, but it's no good for him to run off! So I set him to task! I got beaten black and blue because of that."

Add that with the gold clubs and we've pretty much got the same outcome as the English version. Implied physical "discipline" with the child fighting back.

>>30255549
That translation actually much less implies abuse than the original translation. The abuse thing might be wrong after all.

>>30255641
it raises more questions though, how does a talented kid who wins trophies left and right turn into a malicious gang leader obsessed with destruction who screams at himself when he loses?

>>30255916
The desperate need for adult affection is also quite questionable.

>>30255916
He listened to too much rap

>>30256239
Yeah, most kids who grow up relatively normally don't act like that.

>>30255641
Not really. The dad uses an angry verb for "set him to task" and the second part of the sentence is phrased as "because". It wouldn't be phrased like that if the violence was a surprise to the father; the situation was already physical. Furthermore, physical discipline is pretty common in Japan (in the Japanese version of Fire Emblem Fates, Ryouma socks his son in the face for trying to run off).

So put together angry dad + kid wanting to run away + kid growing into a violent adult with anger issues. Can you come up with an explanation that isn't abuse aside from "Guzma was an inherently evil child"?

>>30256402
Oh, and I even forgot the factor of Guzma craving adult approval. And getting into an abusive relationship with Lusamine! It's practically a textbook case of what a grown up abused kid looks like.

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>mfw seeing the Team Skull pages in the artbook thread compared to literally everyone else's

I'm seriously bewildered. What does the artist have against ya boi?

Do you think Guzma flinches instinctively any time someone holds up a golf club near him?

>>30256475
Even the artists are waifufags.

>>30255414
So the implication is a physical altercation initiated by the dad that ended with Guzma coming out on top, right? Sounds like the English translation was more on point than we thought.

I need to see a fusion between Nihilego and Guzma

>>30256578
yep.

>>30256535
i would, you dont swing those around unless youre on a course

>>30256578
Shit. Meant that post for >>30256402.

I want to _____ ma boi, Guzma.

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>>30256721
>I want to hurt ma boi, Guzma.

>>30256721
Brohug and be a positive influence on

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>>30256777
Not on my watch, fucker.

>>30256721
listen to the mixtape of

>>30253511
>>30253546
>>30253865
How is "suki" ambigouos when it's specifically used to mean "to like or to love" something or someone.

Even the English version says that "he really likes her". And French using the phrase meant to mean "to be in love" with someone. There are plenty of words to say you adore or look up to someone, "suki" is not one of them. Pretty sure from any of the translation you look, it implied that he did like her.

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>>30256831
You can watch if you want.

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>>30255414
Hmm. This odd little ship seems to be catching on a bit. I wonder what draws people to it. Any supporters around who wanna try and sell me on it?

>>30256914
H-hot.

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>>30256914
I'll watch you dig your own grave, fucker.
Nobody hurts Mah Boy.

>>30256578
I was actually the original translatorfag and realized I made an error about five minutes after posting and corrected myself, but everyone kept repeating the error version and I gave it up after trying to set it straight a few times when it was bleeding over to reddit. Funny how they get all their content from here.

Long story short, the English translation is actually very accurate down to leaving some worrisome implications in the phrasing; even without seeing the Japanese, "BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT BEAT" is implicitly admitting that he was trying to beat Guzma. All the Japanese does different is specifying it wasn't a Pokemon battle.

>>30256969
Weirdly I think it's Guzma's theorized past with golf clubs that caused the ship. Go figure.

>>30257047
We gotta heal those wounds. Nobody white should hate golf.

>>30251406
Me. And I'm so desperate too.

>>30256969
From a child abuse perspective I personally consider it pretty "dude not funny" but 4chan, triggered, I know.

>>30257038
I don't know, I'm still not completely buying it. But sad past Guzma is best Guzma so I'll roll with it.

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>>30257033

>>30257110
>kitten
>girls like cats
>this is a girl
hey if youre really desperate...

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>>30257140
Ok, you better actually stop now.
I do have a point where this stops being a joke.

>>30252436
Why is the world so cruel.

>>30256969
>>30257047

They also both squat while battling.

I just made one of those mmd videos with Guzma, Sun, and Moon doing a dumb dance. My first time really doing this, but I'll share if you guys want to see.
saving the file is so darn slow, though

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This is me right now.

>>30257264
Damn, I messed up on something. Gotta resave.

>>30257335
i cant believe anon is fucking dead

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>>30257335
This is me right now

>>30257335
I want to lay on his back and softly kiss his neck.

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>>30257038
It's worrisome when people don't bother to fact check and just post what they find from other sites as truth.

So fpr clearification, Guzma's dad implies he would use physical violence on Guzma (on the Japanese version), being beaten by Guzma when he tried to beat Guzma (in the English version) and we still don't know what those golf clubs are for?

Tl:dr Guzma's dad is still a shit who would hit their kid?

I wanna sniff Guzma's sweaty, unwashed dick

Thread's getting weird again
>Anon's Emergency Exit!

>>30257560
girl you gotta chill

>>30257560
>>30257603
Kek
I want to use orange creamsicle flavored lube on his cock and just go to town on it with my mouth

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>>30257366
>>30257380
>>30257484
I'm not dead, I just feel like Guzma while he lays on the floor (not sure if dead or tripped over) and not having strenght to stand up.
>>30257560
Considering that he keeps the same clothing for days, that can't be a very good smell.

>>30257603
that stinky fucker hasn't done laundry in weeks
he's a dirty boy with dirty drawers
lemme get a whiff

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>>30257602

>>30257602
What time is it there? I have noticed that from certain time of the day, there is an influx of lewd messages regarding Guzma.

>>30257139
What's your explanation for all that, then? For the record I don't think anyone was actually beaten with golf clubs; I think they're just supposed to indicate that someone in that house tends to get physical when he's angry. And that someone can't be Guzma because they're not dusty like all of Guzma's own belongings there.

>>30257637
C H I L L
>>30257710
gross but thanks for reminding me to do my laundry

Is it bad that I really can't stand the Guzma/Lusamine ship? She ripped ya boy's heart out and crushed it and people still think they make a good couple? It fills me with rage like no pairing ever has

>>30257785
No

>>30257755
Sometimes, I post lewd things around night, but haven't done it in a while due to the games being out. It's 5:42PM over here.

>>30257179
Only if you'll suck my feminine penis, anon.

>>30257785
I feel the exact same. I wanna tear her dumbass hair out!
>>30257771
I cannot chill, I'm at peak with my horny levels, thanks to everyone saying lewd things about Guzma. And those lewd pictures...

>>30257785
This is reasonable and natural. Lusamine deserves to be fused with a Binacle for the rest of her life.

Was Guzma supposed to be the fanservice character? Maybe it's the people I follow, but I see a ton of him and very little of Kukui.

>>30257527
Being beaten when he tried to beat Guzma is still implied in the Japanese; it's phrased like "because I tried to set him straight, I got beaten".

It doesn't make any sense that Guzma just beat the shit out of his dad for being scolded; the parents would have never let him back in the house in that case.

I think the golf clubs are just supposed to indicate that someone in that house gets physical when he's angry -- and what a coincidence, there's an angry dad with a runaway kid right here...

>>30257875
sure n-no homo though

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>>30257711
I'll make my own, dammit. Show you fuckers how a drill works!

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WIP for you filthy perverts ;P

>>30257047
>>30257120
>>30257216
So, a bunch of superficial similarities then? That's about what I expected. Still, I guess it could be interesting, if for no other reason than because they exist on opposite ends of the class spectrum.

>>30257785
I mostly only care about ships as means to explore character relationship dynamics. I find Guzma/Lusamine interesting precisely because of how fucked up it is, but no, it doesn't seriously work as a romantic relationship.

>>30257945
Don't encourage them! The Boss is strictly off-limits!

>>30257880
just keep it in your pants anon, this is a non lewd comfy guzma thread. hugs not fugs

>>30257527
I think the golf clubs are symbolic of the type person Guzma's dad was, since golf is a sport associated with older men, the fact that they are bent and broken could possibly hint that Guzma had a rather angry father.
I think the golf clubs are just there for symbolism, Guzdad probably used his fists instead, I don't see why you would keep a bag of broken golf clubs in your home if you'd beat your kid with them. It leads me to believe that the golf clubs were broken recently- further hinting at a temperamental man.
It explains Guzma's anger problems quite well too- he got them from his dad. Learned behaviour.

>>30257880
Just Schlick it out and E-mail me the fluids and an audio file. Same email as last time.

>>30257827
Ok, because from my timezone, lewd thing happen when it's night or morning where I live. Right now it's 1 am.

>>30257918
He's no traditionally attractive, so I don't think so.

>>30258056
you german?

>>30257925
Thanks for the clearification.
Yeah. I wish there was official guide or something that explains the whole thing clearer.

>>30257918
Kukui seems to have been intended to be the fanservice character, but then people ended up being attracted to Guzma

>>30258103
No, but a fellow yuropoor.

>>30257945
I don't usually like gay lewds but... continue.

>>30257560
>>30257710
anon stop i've got a cough i can't laugh

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>>30257918
What could possible imply that he is a fanservice character. Look at him.

>Tattoos
>full clothed
>saggy hair
>ugly face
Etc.

>>30258248
I love how that worked out. Not saying that Kukui isn't sexy, 'cuz he is. But I've been crazy for Guzma since he was first revealed, and characters I crush big on never seem to be popular with anyone else. So, yeah, I'm sperging out about Guzma more since I have people who wanna hear it.

>>30257710
i wannad drink guzma's tapu cumcua

>>30258323
He ain't no bishie, but certainly not ugly. I find him freaking sexy. Really, though, was so tired of this bishie crap.

>>30258397
Bishies are boring

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>>30258323
But he's your boy?

>>30258395
Kek

>>30257918
Guzma is literally a bad boy with a soft center, and with the advent of his backstory, a troubled past. He only has to be more attractive than absolutely fugly for girls (and some guys I guess) to want his dick.

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>>30258395
enough

>>30258323
bad boy smirk
dark circles under his eyes, he clearly isn't sleeping despite the permanent bedhead
bulge at his crotch despite the saggy pants, he's packing a magnum

>ugly face
but that's wrong

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>>30258448

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I want to be there to hear the delicious cracking of Guzma's back when he straightens up his posture

>>30258397
Lemme phrase that again, he doesn't have traditionally attractive facial traits that you see in bishounens, but he somehow makes those said unattractive features (long face, big nose, small eyes, outer ears) to work on him.

>>30258323
His look makes me moist, I don't know why.

>>30258642
guys dont get moist anon

>want to draw ya boi
>have school work to do
i think guzma would want everyone to stay in school and get an education

>>30258696
Aroused then. Same thing.

>>30258550
I see. You're right, something about him is beyond attractive. Maybe it's that "Golden Ratio" thing? Whatever it is, kudos to Ohmori (or whoever designed him).

>>30257755
I had a dream last night that Guzma started fucking me against a wall from behind after a battle but he ran out of stamina and I ended up topping him so I woke up and came here to look at pics and rub one out

>>30258867
>ran out of stamina

What a loser.

What if Guzma shaved his head?

>>30258737
Guzma can wait.
>>30258745
If Guzma had those facial features you on characters like Steven and N, I wouldn't look on his way at all. You see bishounens so much in the series it gets so boring. And then you see Guzma, who actually has somewhat expectations you can see on a man and he feels a bit realistic.

>>30258902
it aint easy bein greasy anon, a real girl will tire you out

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>>30257785
It's the fact that they're a bad couple that makes it so good

>>30251099
If Kukui is the Titanic, does that make Lusamine the Hindenburg?

>>30257335
>young man blocks both lanes of traffic

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>>30258867
Is it just me or does anyone else feel sexual tension before every battle when Guzma says something mildly aggressive like "breaking you and see if you can be fixed" and then he squats the whole time with that smug face. And after he is defeated by you, he again says something that can be taken out of context like "not being able to smash you". Too bad he had to leave after being beaten by the player, because honestly I'm not finished yet.

>>30259055
>shitty opinion posts Junko

Figures. What a shame.

>>30258930
there would be tears. most guys look better with more hair
bit off topic, but there was this dude i knew with really nice wavy black hair, one day i saw him and he'd cut it so short i could see his scalp. looked dreadful
anyway now i'm imagining guzma with long hair

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>>30259281
I especially feel it when his getting in your character's face or looking down at them.

>>30259377
does it make you feel ____sad

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>>30259393
Yes. Doesn't help when people draw the close up.

>>30259453
I'm so bad with eye contact and personal space, I wouldn't win that staring contest.

>>30259377
let people ship what they want, faggot.

>>30259453
kek i hate the mc's smile so damn much

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>>30259390

>>30259436
Closer to pity. What a waste of a fappable design. If I met her IRL I'd want to punch her too much to fuck her.

>>30259390
>guzma with a giant mane of floofy hair
>he keeps losing his shades in it

cute

>>30259545
NO!!!

>>30259504
I can't stop them, can I? Just voicing my opinion on theirs. I'm not gonna pull a Tumblr and declare a ship cancerous abuse enablement and manhunt anyone who does it.

I used to ship Stevidot and a bunch of other "pedophillic" ships back when I was fandom Trash and I've seen enough ship wars.

>>30259453
>that boob window
>having Guzma's saliva on your face
>>30259492
I can't look at the faces too long or I start to blush and would ask the said person to move a little further. Or I take few steps back from them. Guzma seems like a person who would stick his face close on purpose to intimidate you. I would cover his face with my hands or push him back a little by his chest to give some space to breath in.

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>>30259281
they had to have known what they were doing, right?

>guzma will never bend you over and spank your ass raw

>>30259528
I hate how the MC is emotionless most of the time, minus sone cutscenes.

>Wow, you just captured a Legendary!
>:^)
>You are so amazing!
>:^)

>>30259652
>guzma will never bend you over and spank your ass raw
This is now objectively the worst of all realities.

>>30259643
>I would cover his face with my hands or push him back a little by his chest to give some space to breath in.

Fuck, man, I can't stand anything like that. I'd either cry or throw down, there's no other choice.

>>30259708
i hate it because i feel like its accurate to me, when people talk to me unexpectedly im caught so off guard that i usually just smile and mumble

>>30259708
It makes the MC seem like an emotionless robot that's toying with everyone.

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>>30259652
>tfw Guzma will never give you a beating
Feels bad man

>>30259725
I think it's reflex, when something gets too uncomfortable, you usually do something to make it go away or diminish it one way or another.

Anyone else face him bug to bug?

>>30259708
it was really jarring. I feel like even the XY protag had more emotion than them. I at least remember Serena frowning when Lysandre was doing some bullshit.

>>30259635
ok.

nice opinion, faggot.

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>>30259917
guzma's room made me feel tingly. i want to ride his dick on that throne

>>30260097
I raised a Golisopod unaware that he had one, so I made a point of trying to start Golisopod vs Golisopod when I battled with him

>>30260097
i wish, i kinda just stomped him with toucannon

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>those two waving to each other grunts

>>30260125
Thanks, fuckhead. I appreciate it, you shit.

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>>30260148
same desu

>>30260148
Who wouldn't? His throne seemed a little too clean for someone whose room (in Po Town) is a mess. Instead of fist slams, those chair arms shall have marks of nails clawing against them.

>>30260209
You're a horrible bully, anon.

>>30260304
>Lilithmon
Ayy. Carried me through my first CS playthrough.

After much research, I have concluded that the best digimon girl is, in fact, Minervamon.

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>>30260223
>Why don't we just write our names on our clothes
>We're all named Grunt!

>>30259281
don't do this to me anon
i can't bear it

>>30257918
One, Guzma is the bad boy who shows a secret soft spot at the end. AND he's hinted to have a tragic past which is kryptonite to female fans.

Two, Kukui is taken in canon. That dampens the fires big time. If he wasn't girls would still be lusing after him more and the Guzma/Kukui ship would still dominate.

>>30260348
i just wanted to win man ;_;
i use his team in comp with different bugs as my sixth now though

>>30260148
That throne looks very comfortable to sit in. Probably even better if it's Guzma you sit on.

>>30259551
>If I met her IRL I'd want to punch her too much to fuck her
You realize that is 100% the point

>>30252356
I can imagine that and that is the fucking best thing ever.

>>30260733
I know but it's still a shame.

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>>30260148
I want to start a new band of grunts with him.

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>>30260643
i wanna snuggle with him on his throne...

>ywn netflix and chill with guzma

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>>30260406
Pardon the autism but
>kryptonite
Would imply tragic pasts repel fans

>>30260796
sign me the fuck up

>>30260868
>he would fall asleep halfway trough the show or movie
>use him as a living pillow to curl up or be against

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>>30251254
I got you.

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good morning bois and grils what a wonderful day to let guzma bind your hands and feet, shove a vibrator in your ass, and use you as a footstool

>>30257918
Kukui is already taken or to put it more impolitely, used goods.

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>>30260977
>you get catch and own Guzma
>this never happened
It hurts man.

>>30251160
he likes make you suck his cock when he's sitting in his big boss chair. he doesnt care if the grunts come in, he just shoves your head back down and says "did i fucking te;; you to stop, you skank?"
>>30251219
need me a freak like that

Guzma!
What is wrong with you?!

>>30251552
MODS DELETE THIS FILTH

>>30256475
Can you show the pages? I missed out

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>>30261229
post more

>>30261015
How long do you have to stay like that?

>>30258323
He has a masculine face, and I like long faces.I like that he's masculine but isn't overly "pretty" either for a man.

I guess he looks very white, in the sense that not only does he have light skin but has the facial features found in very white areas. I find these features incredibly attractive.

>>30260877
I meant as in it's their weakness but I didn't build the sentence right around it I guess

>>30261257
nothing my boy, youre perfect just the way you are

>>30254513
I still think that may have been their original plan but they scrapped it later.

>>30254035
chicken needs a good cock rel

>>30259393
This makes me so horny holy shit

Why cant Guzma be real?

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>>30257710
i want to clean him. he smelly

>>30261437
I want him to loom over me, call me short, and bully me while daring me to do something about it.

I just want to catch a Guzma why can't GF let us have that

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>>30261015
I would rather have him finger me hard

>>30261566
he smells perfectly fine, he uses axe bodyspray

>>30261164
>ywn feed ya boy delicious pokebeans and brush his ghibli hair
>ywn watch his hair as you rub/pat him in delicate areas
feels bad
>>30260977
i wish the human likeness wasnt a red herring. it wouldve been so cool

>>30261751
>axe bodyspray over bo

I remember high school anon and that's the least attractive smell.

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>>30261751
>axe bodyspray

>>30261792
>>30261808
he thinks it smells good and wont be told otherwise

>>30261308
until he unties you, dummy

I really wouldn't mind being on a leash and being dragged around base nude by him

I really wish he did have a stronger connection with the ultra beasts plot wise before shit went down

>>30261869
this is a good fetish

i want guzma to use me as his personal cumdump even in front of the other team skull members

>>30261919
That's what AUs are for anon.

>>30261845
>unties you
>makes you thank him by sucking him off

Huh, I just realized that his sunglasses are a sun and a moon.

>>30259281
I feel the same way. Get this tingle in my stomach and taco area[/spoil]

>>30259393
This picture is so hot.

I want to tie Guzma to the bed and bully his dick with my vagina until he begs!

What's better bottom guzma or top guzma.... you could have him in tears begging for release or he could be forcing you against a wall and getting all up in your personal space while his hand is in your pants

>>30262058
yall are wild

>>30261950
>he withholds your pokemon until hes done with you
>"now then, weren't you just leaving? you've got a BIG trial ahead of ya."
>you leave and take out your pokemon for healing
>they look at you judgmentally

>>30262107
Switch Guzma masterrace, though I'm a dom so I'd like to get him shaking more often than not

Guys please stop I didn't expect to get turned on I just came here to shitpost.

>>30262107
I prefer switch Guzma, desu.

>>30262162
I will not be kinkshamed by my own Pokemon.

>>30262210
Escape while you still can

>>30254149
>>30254101
better late than never

>>30253963
>Hey hey hey
>You that trainer everyone's been talking about? I, the great Guzma, will do you the honor of battling you one-on-one.
>bluuuush
>Huh...? Hey why's your face turning red...??
>Kabedon?
>Wow, and in public
>Wh- I didn't mean it like that!!
>I was just trying to scare you...
>I said it's not like that!!
>Ahhhh
>Guzma?
>What are you doing, Guzmaaaa

>>30254046
>Guzma: Now look
>Guzma: Don't sit next to me
>Kukui: Excuse me! We'll have an Enekokoa, Granbull Mountain, and a Pairu juice each. (I'm not playing in English, so idk what the localization team did with these. Enekokoa is Tapu Coco I think though?)
>Burnet: Now, now
>Guzma: Don't randomly order for me
>Barista: Got it
>Kukui: You seemed so lonely by yourself, so I thought I'd come to play. A lot's happened recently, after all
>Guzma: Shut up! I'll destroy you, you shit!
>Kukui: Seems like you're doing okay!
>Guzma: Also who the fuck is this?
>Kukui: Hey, don't say that
>Kukui: She's my wife
>Burnet: I'm Burnet, Kukui's wife. Nice to meet you.

I think I'll write a short lewd fic here what do you people want

>>30262210
its real lewd hours, go nuts. i'll come back later for ya boy memes

>>30262213
nintendo switch guzma skin when

>>30262255
something with dom guzma pls

>>30262255
fucking d e s t r o y guzma's ego

>>30262255
Chicken rape please

>>30262244
You're a godsend, translatorfag.

>>30262255
Light bullying.

>>30262255
Guzma x Plumeria. Loving vanilla anything.

>>30262255
lusamine fugging guzma in her tentacle form and a bit of mindbreak would be nice.

I think I'll do one top and one bottom guzma fics, still open to suggestions

>>30257140
>The shape of a person...?

>>30262422
stop immediately

>>30262372
Mind break is true aesthetic

>>30262255
Mindbreak but not with Lusamine.

>>30262255
Plumeria and Guzma m8

>>30262439
when spicer gets old his hair turns white n he becomes guzma

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So I take it's THAT time of the day now, huh?

is it too bad, if I want Guzma to use a oral mask on me?

>>30262615
i hate this. xiaolin showdown was my shit but some things shouldnt mix

>>30262416
Comfy Guzma fic where Guzma reminices on the story and how MC helped them escape from Lusamine

>>30262669
what are these even for? feeling the ring around your dick would be odd right?

>>30262416
Guzma crashes at Hala's place, various events about his training ensue.

>>30262751
to keep the jaw wide and presumably stop the teeth from grazing/biting

>>30262751
It's about the humiliation of being made to wear on as well as being reduced to sex toy.

>>30262800
oh sounds rapey
>>30262803
i can get behind this though

>>30262416
Top fic suggestion: straight up balls to vagina sex with Plumeria. The harder and louder the better. Extra points for implied impregnation.

Bottom fic: handjob from behind as she licks his ass. Make him aroused, but uncomfortable.

>>30262751
From my understanding they are to keep your mouth open by force while being face fucked or giving a head.

>>30261355
That's racist, anon.

>>30262416
Guzmeria is for marriage and is approved by most of the anons here. They're versatile and either one can be a sub or dom. Guzma/Lusamine is pretty unpopular but it has a small niche. Guzma/Golf Lady and Guzma/Chicken is pretty middle of the road.

>>30262107

Switch but mainly bottom Guzma. I always want to dominate the "tough guy" disguising his insecurities with bad deeds.

>>30262949
guzma/kukui is just straight up dead

>>30262416
For bottom Guzma, praise kink and pulling his hair to guide him where they want him while he's eager to prove himself.

Do you write him with Plums?

>>30263030
yeahh i like this aswell

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how do you think guzma and plums first met?
i like to think that after he ran away from home he started to hang out with a bad crowd, which hardened him to the way he is now. he probably met plumeria in some back alley battling some other punks

>>30263042
I'm sure Tumblr fandom is still salty over Kukui being married in canon. That's what killed it.

Tapu Cocoa flavored condoms[/spoilers]

>>30262843
Seconding this

Vanilla femdom with Plumeria + mild praise kink was already done in a previous thread, I believe.

>>30263176
they were rivals during their failed island challenges

>>30263187
Just because he's married now doesn't mean they couldn't have had a one off fling when they were younger.

>>30263220
with extra milk

>>30263187
There was alot of hate directed at Burnet, which is why people were put off by it. It was a shit fanbase.
They could always go for Guzma/Male Skull Grunt if they want a free guy to ship him with.

Unfortunately, alot of them aren't smart enough to realise they can do this, and continue to shill over Burnet. (but hey, what can you expect from fujos?)

Top guzma oneshot, aged up mc. Not best, I'm tired :0
Guzma grined, eyes narrowed. "Welcome, Welcome to our humble abode!" he gestured wildly at the messy room, leaning back in his large arm chair. "O' course your visit was a surprise, but we are perfectly fine with acomidating our ...guests." Me was forced forward by two grunts. "On your knees sweet cheeks! Address your kind humble host with the most with an ounce of respect!" Mc refused to move, standing tall. Guzma stood, pushing his lankey body from the chair, rising to his full height before slouching low to come eye to eye with Mc. The grunts backed off, not wishing to interfere with a possible outburst from guzma. Mc expeted shouting, yelling, anything loud from the white haired man but was met with a hushed whisper. "Don't think I won't take exactly what I want" with some hesitation, mc lowered themselves on their knees. "Now that's beautiful baby, I was thinking bout just shaking you up, scare you a bit then pass you on to the grunts but this-" Guzma smiled patting mc's head. -"Makes me want to keep you all to myself" He unzipped his pants and pulled his hardening cock out of its confines. With his free hand Guzma pulled Mc closer, looking above them. "Open. Don't make me ask twice" he growled, eyes dark with growing desire. Mc moved slowly forward, opening their mouth. Guzma swiftly inserted his entire length inside, hissing from the sudden warmth. Mc gagged from the large intrusion, eyes widening. This only provocted guzma further, his hips slowly pumping forward, his head tilted back. My tried to readjust their posture, but Guzma grabbed the back of their head and growled harshly "you arent going anywhere." He said between rough inhales, starting to pant. "I'm keeping you." He groaned between thrusts. "All-to-myself" he came, burying himself as deep as possible in mc's mouth as his cum filled their mouth. "Swallow-I want it inside you" he demanded if anyone likes this I can continue

I made new thread
>>30263358

>>30263280
Younger Kukui getting dominated by a power bottom Guzma in a tent in the middle of nowhere

>>30261788
Even if it wasn't a red herring, I wish it was the other way around. Like, UBs mimicking humans that they come in contact with in order to attempt to "fit in" to the world, but at the same time being so jarringly different and alien they stick out

>>30263386
I like it.

>>30263419
Implying Kukui wouldn't be the power bottom constantly telling Guzma to go harder like when he's testing his Pokemon's moves on himself. Guzma feels inadequate because it's never hard enough and he leaves in a huff.

>>30263386
please stop you just made me even hornier