IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

heck off, op

i love that smug face on clefable

>I'm already HALF ultra beast

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>>30247258
Kusaka has not excuses now...

I want mommy to tentacle rape me!

>>30247258
pokefusion confirmed for next gen

>>30247258
Anyone else wish we fought lusamine herself, as in our pokemon fought her and nihilego together? I was hoping after defeating her initial team the second time she would fly in and you'd get "Lusamine's aura flared to life".

Go away Exdeath.

>>30247470
It would be so easy to make a really memorable final boss fight too.

>Give her nihilego stats and moveset
>Make it a totem battle
>She keeps summoning random ultra beasts every few turns
How hard would this be?

God this crazed face is so fucking hot

>>30247392
Pokefusion has been a thing aince gen 1, is just now they are really starting to use it.

>>30247558
Is it still Rock/Poison?
Is its ability still Beast Boost and not Levitate?

About as hard as Totem Salazzle. Still should have done it though.

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>>30247258
>Nihilegos fused together to have more power
>mfw 4 Celesteelas fused together

>>30247688
Nihilego is the only UB capable of fusion. It's a parasitic organism, the others are not.

>>30247558
There are severe problems with that programming wise.

>all ingame enemies are currently pokemon
>even totems are just larger sized pokemon that were given auras
They would have had to have added her as a pokemon which would mean you would see hackers with lusamines on their team.

This game already looks like it was cut short (that shitty 4th island.) There is no way they were going to make big changes to add a single boss.

>>30247743
>severe problems programming wise
Making internal data for Lusamine is not a severe problem programming wise. It'd be about as hard as the Totem Pokemon.

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So who would you say is the more nuts between Gethsis and Lusamine?

>>30247743
It doesnt really matter if hackers are breeding lusamines when it's justa a nihilego reskin right?

>>30247774
Ghetsis acknowledges himself that he's a dick while Lusamine went nuts because of drugs.

>>30247774
BW2 Ghetsis > Lusamine > BW Ghetsis

>>30247743
How did they handle the Pokestar Studios enemies? Like could you hack a giant office worker or some shit like that for online?

>>30247774
Lusamine, on the grounds that she was actually nuts. Ghestis was a monstrous asshole but actually sane.

>>30247856
Ghetsis lost it in BW2 dude.

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Honestly, I couldn't tell if this part was supposed to be serious or comical, because I was dying of laughter
>Fuses with ayy lmao and enters her final form
>She just casually whips out a Pokeball with her tentacle and tosses it
>First thing this half-alien bitch tosses at you is a REALLY FUCKING ANGRY Clefable

>>30247771
You clearly didn't read the rest of his post. It would be a problem because hackers would have Lusamine on their team.

>>30247906
And? They wouldn't be able to use it online just like the Pokestar mon.

>>30247258
>sends out clefairy immune to all status effects and dot including my curse cheese against bullshit totem mons
>spams moonlight
cancer

>>30247906
So? It's just a nihilego reskin.

>>30247950
>your cheese strat gets shut down
>you call it cancer
I bet you're a smogon player that calls for bans whenever something pops up that you can't beat.

>>30247950
Just use Heal Block

>>30247950
Fucking this. It only has 5 PP, but it heals way too much. My Trevenant wrecked her shit, but that Clefable is pure cheating.

>>30247741
This. Please remember. UB doesn't share ANY same traits, they're, yeah, Pokemon. Each Pokemon isn't the same, is it?

>>30247849
Yeah lol majin was crazy

>>30247856
Sane until BW2 climax, after that he went truly insane.

>>30248022
They aren't exactly pokemon you know.

>>30247950
>Send in Lurantis, give it X Def, SpD, and Spe, set up 3 Sword Dances whie she spams Cosmic Power and memetrenome
>Sweep
Should've come prepared

>>30247258
Mah dick

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>the opposing clefable's defense rose!
>the opposing clefable's special defense rose!
>your special attack fell!
>the opposing clefable used moonlight!

Why didn't her Liligant ever get confused from Petal Dance? That caught me off guard and my team almost got completely swept.
It's disappointing that we don't fight her herself, but that was the most intense fight in the series by far

>>30247774
Lusamine was actually insane though

>>30247743

>There are severe problems with that programming wise.

There are no problems programming wise, gamefreak just aren't very competent programmers. Remember these are the same devs that allowed their entire Pokédex to get leaked because they failed to scrub all said data in the demo.

>They would have had to have added her as a pokemon which would mean you would see hackers with lusamines on their team.

You can easily make a fail safes that prevents fused Lusamine from being used in matches by the player.

>>30247902
I'd say serious because of the fact she's mad at Lillie for leaving her and accuses you for Lillie leaving her.
but yeah, that pokeball throw animation is damn funny.

>>30247776
>>30247972
you really don't know what a reskin is do you?

>>30248134
It has Own Tempo. You can't be confused with it, and it's why Liligant is the scariest grass type.

>>30248134
>what is own tempo

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>>30247950
>mfw after it killed itself after using metronome

>>30247743
>which would mean you would see hackers with lusamines on their team.
Why would this be a problem? If anything it just makes it easier to spot hackers.

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>>30247950
>Send out Scizor
>Her clefable can't do shit to it
>Get 3 swords dances off and Bullet Punch her entire team in half
Easy

>>30248064
You're kinda correct but not really. UBs are Pokemon from another world where humans do not exist and their environment is vastly different. Because of this they have evolved over time much differently than our Pokemon did. So they are still Pokemon, but their DNA has changed so much that regular pokeballs can have issues identifying them as such.

>>30247470
I do, but I understand that if it worked that way hackers would've had a field day and every online battle would be Lusamines vs. Lusamines since she'd have to function as a pokemon.

>>30248140
>implying they didn't want it to leak

they had to act like they were trying, but we all know they wanted to watch the leak night fiascos

>>30248223
>Player uses Metronome
>Uses Explosion or similar suicide moves
>Enemy uses Metronome
>Always uses strong attacks that debuff me or buff them

I don't believe for a second that the player's Metronome is the same as an NPC's.

>>30248134
Lilligant's ability is Own Tempo, wich prevents confusion.

>>30248172
>>30248207
Shit. I can't believe that I boxed my Petilil for Bounsweet. I had no idea that thing was actually good.

Isn't Lusamine just a ripoff of Ragyo?

>yfw difficulty hacks come out and buff all totems including Lusamine's to ridiculous levels.

>>30248274
Lusamine didn't want to turn people into fuel for alien clothes.

On that note, why did we chase Lusamine anyway? She left to a world where she could be happy. The Nihilego seemed to like her, too.

>>30248335
Our boy.

>>30248335
Lillie insisted we bring Lusimine back.
and since the MC wants to get laid/another victim, we followed along.
>also guzma, Guzma deserves better than being with her.

>>30248335
We did it to protect Lillie and all of Team Skull's smiles. Is there a more noble cause?

>>30247258
Wasted fucking potential.

They could have made her a Nihilego with a different look, given her 31 IVs in every stat and actually make her a menacing threat. But no, just fight her team again.

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That was the coolest fucking fight in the entire series

Even cooler than Red in gen 2

>>30248064
Ditto can transform into them.

>>30248335
Yeah, but she's super vain, has two offspring who play a major part in the story, fuses with aliens, and would gladly destroy the world for them.

>>30248393
imagine if all of her pokemon were Nihilego-possessed so they'd have the abilities of both nihilego and the host pokemon.

>>30248427
Ditto can transform into a fucking book, too. Name a Pokemon that looks like a book.

>>30248335
she was "happy" because of the poison

There better be a ton of porn of this scene.

>>30248427
Ditto can become anything.
Meanwhile they have a specific ball for them.

>>30248475
She wasn't poisoned when Nihilego first appeared, and she was freakishly happy. Nihilego didn't need to poison her to make her crazy, but the effects got amplified.

I mean, she isn't a yandere, and her face was yandere on overdrive.

>>30248474
>Implying the anime is canon

>>30248064
>Nihilego: The Parasite Pokemon

>>30248409
I disagree, only because she didn't jump into the fight as a pokemon after her team was exhausted

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ICH MÖCHTE STÄRKER WERDEN, WEIL UNSERE WELT SEHR GRAUSAM IST

>>30247950

I just used 2 x attacks on my Decedieye.

>>30248560
>Embarrassed
0/10

>>30248524
well we were talking about her being in the ultra space. she was definitely poisoned then

she was only happy about seeing the UB at first because it meant she might be able to find her husband and get her pussy plowed again

>>30248546
They're called pokemon for convenience anon. Play the game, there's a reason regular balls have a lower rate on them.

>>30247258
Why was her music so boring?

>>30247950

>He didn't use clefable to setup for a clean sweep.

To illustrate how retarded Lusamine's team is. With Decidueye using Work up and roost I was able to max out on its attack and sp.atk, Clefable can lower your sp.atk via moonblast but it has no means to lower the attack. Because of this all the other pokemon on her team had no means to tank it not even her bewear.

As long as you aren't using a dragon pokemon to setup you can literally destroy her entire team. Unless of course her Clefable metronomes a explosion/selfdestruct which of course means nothing to Decidueye.

I'm a bit confused about her.

Did she create ultra beasts? Or did she just hack into their world and grow a demented fondness over them?

>>30248649
the latter.

>>30248649
Why would you think she created them?

>>30248277
Like that ORAS hack? Damn no, please no.

>>30248614
>The Parasite Pokemon
>b-b-b-b-but play the game its not a Pokemon

They're Pokemon from a different dimension. The balls are made because regular Pokeballs have difficulty identifying them because they're from a DIFFERENT FUCKING DIMENSION.

>>30247258
The fight was okay, but I really desperately wanted to fight Ultra Lusamine as a Pokemon/Totem boss battle.

>you throw a pokeball at her
>she idly bats it away with a tentacle and mocks you

>>30248560
>Lusamine
>having shame
If it meant spending an eternity with her beloved Ultra Beasts, she's gladly get as naked as the day she was born!

>>30247356
>implying it's going to happen
He'd probably share consciousness of Kyruem-white

>>30248693
The design of Nihilego.
And the fact she never wants to leave them when she gets into ultra space.

>>30247258
>You don't get to fight her in this form
>You can't obtain this fused Nihilego form
>You never get to go back to Ultra Space
Why is this game so fucking disappointing?

>>30248535
>implying we're talking about the anime

Half of Ditto's dex entries have him transforming into rocks to be protected while sleeping. There's also the Mystery Dungeon spin off games where you meet one that's disguised as a chest. Also, Ditto can transform into the fucking capital G God of the Pokemon universe.

>>30248724
Ergo they aren't pokemon if the balls don't identify them as pokemon.

>>30248821
You can still catch them with regular Pokeballs though.

>>30248761
I think Nihilego resembling Lillie is ~symbolic~ or some shit.

>third game/sequels happen
>You can go back to Ultra Space
>You can find one Ultra Beast a day here

>>30248450
In a way, yes, perhaps, cause KLK was a thing too back in Japan when it aired.

>>30248618
Despite what the trailers lead us to believe, there was a lot of boring music this gen. Sure, there's also a few really good tracks, but a much larger number of them are just kinda minor remixes of the regular battle theme or very short loops.

>>30248761

I like the theory that Lusamine picked Lillie's clothes and hair so Lillie would look like a Nihilego.

Because Lillie clearly states on the first island that her mom picks her clothes.

>>30248884
It's amazing how hints were dropped on us way earlier. It's not until the end we can appreciate such small dialogues, or what seems to be small.

>>30247950
Her clefable was the reason why the fight was so easy, she gives you so much time to set up a sweep by relying on metronome/cosmic power.

I really wish you could do that fight again somehow. Or that there were more all-totem fights.

So... What would be stats and typing for octosatan mom?

>>30248835
In the same way you can with items.

>>30248875
then there's this faggot

>>30248761
>Literally said that she forces her kids to wear what she wants.
>Lillie just happens to be dressed like the thing she's obsessed with.
Come on, dude.

>Setting a Sweep in an in-game battle
I lived to see the day. I FUCKING LOVE GF FOR THIS MARVEL.

Keep at it, niggas.

>>30247258
>"Oh shit I'm gonna fight he-"
>she throws a fucking Ultra Ball

Why, Gamefreak?

seeing that big monster before me holding an ultra ball and acting as a pokemon trainer sorta took me out of the moment

disappointed I didn't get to fight her directly too

>>30248939
The ONLY thing that is bad with the end game. But her Totem Teams made it worthwhile the disappointment.

See how people are complaining and setting up sweeps in this very thread. Kinda cool to read those stuff as we all have our own difficulties to tell.

>>30247292
All of her Pokemon were either smug or angry. I thought that was a really nice touch.

>>30248649
Her ex(?)-husband discovered them, disappeared, and ever since then she's been obsessed with them. She was only recently able to actually create a vortex in order to enter it herself.

>>30248972
They're just as 'high' or 'happy' as she is.

>>30248808
>implying the PokeDex and PMD games are real
face it faggot, UBs are pokemon

>>30247258
Why didn't she fight you? I guarantee she'd be stronger than all of her Pokemon.

>>30248972
>>30248998
The best part is Bewear is the only one that is unchanged.

>>30248913
If she weren't just a Nihilego reskin, she'd probably be Dark/Poison and a glass cannon with however much 6x a Nihilego's HP would be.

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>>30247258
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWWWN

>>30249058
She should have something like 2000 HP with Swords Dance, Toxic and two new strong as fuck attacking moves

>>30249001
If the dex isn't canon then that means UB aren't pokemon.
All things aside they cite the dex a lot this gen.

>>30249160
It's because we don't have a National Dex anymore.

>>30249044
We just can't read that fucking bear's emotion! Damn scary.

>>30249214
You mean yet.

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A male ace trainer just called me babe.

>>30247950
I am so glad I kept heavy slam on my mudsdale, the horse weighs over a ton and that move fucks fairies in the ass with an iron screw

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>>30248745
>If it meant spending an eternity with her beloved Ultra Beasts, she's gladly get as naked as the day she was born!

>>30248149
How isn't a reskin in this hypotetical ase?

>Lusamine with nihilego stats and moveset

That's literally what a reskin is you autist

>>30249371
W-where

>>30249371
A-At least that's what Festival Plaza is good for. A guy just called me cute too. And I'm a guy too.

>>30249615
you really don't know what a reskin is huh?

also I have no clue what a "hypotetical ase" is

you don't HAVE to type with a lisp just because you have one, nerd

>>30249557
Did you draw this Anon-kun?

>>30248913

UB Lusamine
>Poison/ Electric
>Clear Body
>hp 120
>atk 65
>def 95
>sp.atk 65
>sp.def 95
>spd 80

>nuzzle
>cross posion
>leech life
>coil

>>30249557
I love this drawing but it will make less sense without context. Did you draw this in the last 10 minutes?

>>30249975
how does it make less sense at all? you don't need the post he was replying to because spongebob was naked in the episode

>>30249557
Hey, perfect this fanart please. Shit's so accurate.

>>30248064
>they have pokedex numbers
>they can be caught
>they battle
>HURR theyre not pokeymon

>>30249001
I'm not denying that UBs are Pokemon silly anon. Just pointing out that Ditto CAN transform into things that aren't Pokemon.

>>30250038
Oh yeah duh. I'm stupid

>>30249736
>>30249975
I didn't draw it. http://doveydoves.tumblr.com/post/153126918183/

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>>30247950
>metronomed ice ball and kept using that against my magnezone
>her mismagius just kept using pain split on my ribombee

>>30247258
I'LL SAVE YOU, REI!

>>30247258
turns into monster
STILL USES POKEMON FOR FIGHTING!!!

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>She sends out her Bewear
>I send out my Mimikyu
>Bewear can't do anything except killing itself with Pain Split
>Pain Split doesn't break Disguise

>>30249683
poni plains

>>30250369
That brings up a question. If a Mimikyu hits itself in confusion, does Disguise activate?

>>30250683
it does, I've had it happen and it is very funny

>>30249804
>Nuzzle
>Coil
Sign me the fuck up

>>30250095
>they have pokedex numbers
You can technically add anything to the pokedex, including humans, and inanimate objects, it'd just be retarded to.
>they can be caught
Yes with a type of ball made specifically for them.
>they battle
So can every living thing in existence. And don't say "hurr turn based special pokemon rules" it's just a video game.

>>30251428
You can also catch them with a regular Pokeball.

>>30251452
With a very low chance, lore says you can catch humans with a pokeball too.

>>30251465
It does? When?

>>30251428
>Yes with a type of ball made specifically for them.

You can use whatever ball you want.

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>>30250369
>bewear and mimikyu end up with 66 health each. thus making Pain Split do nothing
>Mimikyu use Hone Claws!
>Bewear used pain split!
>Mimikyu use Play Rough!
>KOs bewear

>>30247258

>you can't fight her ultra beast form

come on

>>30247258
Fanart when?

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>>30247950
>mfw i just swept most of her team with dugtrio

>>30251779
Been waiting, even for other characters. The whole world is taking its goddamn sweet time with the game. Which says something about SM and its immersion.

>her bewear kept using pain split even as it healed my pokemon
What did she mean by this? Is this part of the lore?

>>30248140
blocking players from accessing content in game while leaving the content in is easy. completely removing large chunks of content to prevent hackers from accessing it while ensuring the game can still run properly is hard.

all these armchair programmers.

>>30252048
Yeah, what the fuck was with this? Why did it spam Pain Split

>>30247950
>start with Ribombee
>Clefable can't do shit to it
>get in four Quiver Dances before I start annihilating her entire team

GG

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>>30250151
that's my tumblr
>>30250069
I'm not good yet. I'm slow at drawing things and I aim to get more faster so I can color with my drawing eventually.

also thanks for the compliments

>>30252147
>armchair programmers
Fantastic term, have added it to my arsenal.

>>30252048
>>30252234
Where you using a ghost type?

It doesn't have any moves that could hit a ghost type other than pain split.

>>30247950
>send out kommo-o
>poison jab
>used cosmic power instead of instakilling me with a fairy move
>poison jab again
>fucking dead
You just weren't ready, or were relying on a shitty strat

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>>30248223
Funniest yet, my snorlax used metronome also and used payback on Mismagius.

>>30247258
I just fucked her up with a combo salazzle toxic nasty plot venom shock and dhelmise anchor shot. .

>>30247258
Did anybody res the case files in the other lab?
>dummy systems
>prototypes going berserk
felt very EVA

>>30247258
lusamine, i've come to bargain

>>30252411
I had Primarina or Salazzle out I think. Something to hit it for super effective but no ghost type

>>30248746
Boring
>Not putting Reshi Black to fight Black Kyurem

>>30248335
We had to save our boy. Kinda sad that she wasn't permanently fused with nihilego, or at least fused for longer.