Why do fuckshits get so triggered by the PUREST form of love?

>you will never be an oblivious silent protagonist
Why live?

>>30247047
Fucking slut, cheating on Mr Krabs.

>Kissing a cactus

>>30247273
Cactus Juice is delicious so it would taste better than kissing a Human

>>30247273
This. Kek.

Enjoy your thorns.

>>30247319
Yeah you go ahead and do that, idiot.

>>30247319
Owww, dear God I pray for your lips' well-being.

>>30247336
>>30247412
>all species of cactus are covered in thorns with only 1cm of separation between them
For fuck's sake, you people really need to get out of your house more often. Not even joking here.

>>30247585
Don't be a retard, you cannot even get juice from a cactus by just Kissing it anyways, you'd only be getting a mouthful of bug shit and dust.

>>30247744
Don't move the goalposts, they're specifically complaining about thorns like there's not any species of cactus with clear spaces, big separated thorns or even lack of them.

>>30247796
Maractus is full of thorns, so we're obviously talking about the full-of-thorns kind of cactus here.

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>>30247836
>Maractus is full of thorns
lel

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>>30247047
Purest form of love involves the Brave Prince Hilbert fighting the Demon Lord Ghetsis for Princess N. I see none of that in your pic, OP.

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>>30248000
Nah, fuck your trips.
The purest form of love in Pokemon are the protagonist couples ala Hilbert x Hilda.
With the exception of Nate who should end with Yancy.

>>30247875
>Can learn spiky shield, needle arm, pin missile, acupressure and spikes
>It totally isn't thorny guys XD

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>>30248000
The trips put up a compelling argument.

>>30248070
>Hilda
>Pure
Pick one. She's top tier, but far from pure.

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>>30248000
I simply must agree.

>>30248148
>13 spikes in total
>6 of them are fingers
>another 6 are on the "ear" things
>only one in the main body (forehead)
>implying it doesn't use the fingers for those moves
>"it's totally COVERED in thousands of thorns guys!!"
The design objectively has 13 spikes, and only 1 placed on the head: you have the official art right there, no matter how much you post your headcanon.
Also
>spikes = thorns

>>30248171
I said "pure love", didn't say anything of the individuals of said love being pure.
Hilda is pure though.

>>30247273
There are also cacti with very few/small/dull thorns, just like maractus.

in fact , i just kissed the one that is standing in my room for good measure.

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>>30248070
>From PokeUSA
>In those clothes
>Implying HIlda hasn't fucked half the region yet and is in a pure relationship
Please anon.

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>This thread on a Christian Image Board

>>30248523
>Implying HIlda hasn't fucked half the region
Show me proof.
>In those clothes
What? She has style, is that bad now?

>>30248554
i am pretty sure my god can beat up your god

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>>30248070
>Hilda in a pure relationship
Please anon. She has great design and looking at her does things to my dick, but pure? Really?

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>>30248070
Of all the characters to choose from, you had pick Hilda as the pure one.

>>30248708
>>30248789
I wonder how must be life when all you can think is in memes.

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>>30248852
Where the fuck do you think you are? And
>Implying Hilda being a slut is a meme

>>30248932
Pepe please, put the gun down.

>>30248976
but this is america. he can only be arrested if he already shot someone

>>30249175
Not if he brings it into a government building

>>30249245
According to Watch_Dogs, if you pull out a gun in Chicago you will be shot on sight by police.

>>30249245
>>30249350
thank god lord trump will lift all of these ridiculous restrictions

>>30249579
So you can get shot anywhere then?

>>30249945
With any luck

>>30249350
Pretty sure Chicongo has awful gun laws.

>>30249945
but before that, i can still take down a ton of people with my M4.
Surviving that was never part of my plan