>>30246068
>>30246068
Touching lots of hard bones
Having lots and lots of "friendships" with Hiker David.
>>30246068
unemployment
>>30246068
travelling abroad studying fire dancing
>>30246273
Not without a salary from a paying job
>>30246068
to get three cute girls to taste his rare bone
>>30246273
Uh, why? It's not like Kalos is known for its fire dancing academies.
>>30246273
Can't he just fly on his Charizard?
Lonely
death by spoopy creepypasta
>>30246068
SM characters felt so 'alive'. A further improvement from Gen V's Gym Leaders who are developed themselves. Go GF, go! Keep on doing this. Stop pushing Gym Leaders as people we need to stomp.
>>30246371
That's really depressing
Not only is he the only captain that isn't rich and is poor as fuck and got his dreams ruined by tapu bulu he doesn't have that much friends
Gee I kinda wanna hug him
Aspires to learn tribal dancing. Obviously on welfare. Gets laid off his grocery store stocking job obviously because his dindu looking ass can't produce as well as the white employees because he's autisticly obsessed with dancing. What a loser.
>>30248458
This. Useless fucking nigger
>>30246635
Seriously though, why the fuck are the Tapus aka the "guardians" fucking assholes? Kiawe and every victim of Tapu Lele deserved better.
>>30248595
Because humans are invading their native land?
>>30248686
I mean, wouldn't you be mad if someone built a house in your backyard?
>>30248595
The whole guardians being dicks trope
>>30246068
Mallow's pussy.
>>30248686
If anything, wouldn't the Pokemon be the invaders?
>>30248595
>Victims
>Of Tapu Lele
W-What? I'm in Ula Ula now, where does this come from? I now Tapus are mischievous themselves, that I know Bulu destroyed the Mart where Mimikyu and its gang live now.
>>30246273
You'd think the best fire dancing masters would be right there in Alola, the place where it was invented.
>>30250263
Did you read the info on it?
Worst of them all by far.
>>30250263
Lele is the worst of them.
>>30246068
When the fuck during the day do I get to fight this guy? Been checking both day and night, yet his room is always empty.
>>30248595
They're the guardians of the Alola region, not the Alola people
They were there before the people and now people are all up in their shit
>>30251885
if you're playing moon you fight mallow instead. version exclusive fights.
>>30252232
>version exclusive fights
So that explains it.
He has good taste in pokémon.
>>30248595
Gotta justify the fairy typing
>>30252232
I haven't gotten to Mallow yet, but does he not appear at all in Moon?
>>30246068
to bone you
>>30253560
He's there, you just can't fight him post-trial
Isn't he just a teenager?
I know that Mallow says that once you turn twenty you stop being a trial captain.
I mean his dream of traveling the world and dancing isn't really feasible on a grocer's paycheck.
>>30253864
How is he allowed to work as a grocer half-naked?
>>30254464
I don't know go ask Professor Kukui who's a professor apparently
Honestly I dunno why he even needs to go abroad to study. It seems like Alola would be the best place to learn how to fire dance.
Well unless he just wants to study entertainment in general.