>she cornered you with her pokemon and wants to analyze you

>>30242744
Strip.

Carefully explain to her why Israel was behind the September 11th attacks.

File: 1479221045935.png (441KB, 1100x700px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 1100x700px

>>30242744

let her analyze my asshole with her huge horse cock

Turn around, bend over, present anus.

Say "Pretty please mommy."

File: IMG_1175.jpg (289KB, 1092x1521px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 1092x1521px

Ive read this one before OP

>>30242932

topkek

>>30242744
>Losing to a girl

File: dateo.jpg (346KB, 740x888px)

346KB, 740x888px

Date her

File: 1476406387093.jpg (69KB, 947x650px)

69KB, 947x650px

>>30245418
>...is great

Sit back on the couch and tell her about the time my parents thought I was literally retarded because I put toilet paper in a urinal as a gag.

After that, I'd tell her my dream where I was a figment of Selina Gomez's imagination.

I'd thank her for her time and schedule an appointment for the same time next week.

>>30242744
Teleport behind her
>psshaw .. Nuttin personnel .. Kiddo
*sheathes kartana*

File: IMG_0216.png (31KB, 497x530px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 497x530px

>>30242744
Give her the wedding ring I've been saving analyze her response!