it's dangerous to be a virgin, take this

Tsareena is hot! HOT!

>>30218263
>>30219465
This board is safe for work.

>>30218263
>Losing your virginity is seen as a rite of passage that you are socially, emotionally, and/or financially competent to be physically intimate with an equivalent member of your own community
>Here, go fuck a creature that has absolutely minimal concept of human sexuality, because that's totally the same thing!

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>>30218263
>tfw you like Steenee better

>>30219582
Do people really think losing your virginity is that big of a deal?

>>30218263
STEP ON ME

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>mfw Tsareena's queenly majesty blocked Guzma's Golisopod's first impression, then sent it running with acrobatics
I fucking love this new waifumon!

>>30221498
Yes, autists like "tfw no gf" think so.

>>30221498
it is, its a good thing

>>30221498
Only virgins think so.

>>30221498
>not knowing that non-virgins live longer, have a stronger immune system, and get granted special VIP privileges in some hotels and restaurants

>>30218263
Strong, fruitful, and beautiful!

>>30221498
Yeah it's like the most important thing

>>30221644
>>30221887
>>30221991
Virgins

>>30221644
>>30221705
People who have had sex

>>30222049
jokes on you I was only pretending to be a virgin

>>30221498

It's everywhere in our media, being a virgin past a certain age (at least for men) is treated as being shameful, and masturbation is also usually portrayed as a shameful last resort for losers. Men aren't considered "real men" until they've lost their virginities.

People in real life don't care as much as the media makes it out, but it still has a bad effect, especially on kids growing up.

>>30221498
Only normies, real men have 2D waifus.

>>30219695
I'm glad I know that feel.

AYO WE WUZ ZELDA REFERENCES N SHIET LMAO only true gamers get this reference

>>30221624
To be fair "tfw no gf" is equal parts desire to lose virginity and desire to just have somebody to be with because they're lonely shitbags.

I've had my dick sucked at least 50 times but never had sex. Why does this happen to me?

>>30219582
>>30221644
Why is it that /vp/ is the only board with normies on it?

Get the fuck off my board, I want to discuss Pokemon with neckbeards only. I bet you fucks laugh at Facebook memes and browse reddit too.

>>30222115
>People in real life don't care as much as the media makes it out
More like 14-22 yo kids cares a lot. I never seen anyone 25 + gives a fuck about this.

>>30221498
Unfortunately, yes. My mom loves to laugh at me for it.

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Give me one good reason to lose my virginity when I could be a wizard like in pic related.

>>30218263
But I like danger.

>>30222392
You should stab her to death, your mom shouldn't be involved in such matters.

>>30222392
>Tripfag is a virgin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>30222396

>>30222392
Pretty good plot for some TV comedy show.
I will steal your idea and become millionaire

>>30221498
>don't want kids
>don't want to risk fucking an insane chick or an abusive woman who threatens to cry rape
>probably wouldn't want to have sex regularly anyways
Can't miss what you never had, jerking off is still great

>>30222236
You're mistaken /pol/ is riddled with them, /b/ has them as well along with /v/

>>30222392
You should fuck her silly, your mom shouldn't go scot free for being involved in such matters.

>>30222702
>/pol/
>Trump's autistic meme squad that summoned an ancient egyptian god with GETs
>Normies

Got me on /b/ but I ignore them anyway.

>>30218263
Why the fuck does this Pokemon make my dick tingly?

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Why the fuck can't I find bounsweet? I'm in the right part of Lush Forest but I just find fucking trumbeaks and orangurus and shit. Does she only come out at night?

>>30223863
its not real

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>>30218263
But I'm not a virgin

Pic related

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>>30219695
Steenee is best

>>30222236
The whole site is infested. Only boards with high barrier of entry or have an actively anti-normalfag are generally free.

>>30222253
Lost cause.

>>30223863
It's in the left most part of the forest, it says w lush forest on serebii

>>30224243
That's where i am. The place where fomantis jumps out of the tree and shit

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>>30224357
Damn homie, keep looking, maybe it's a low encounter chance and I just got super lucky. Good luck on finding the cutest grass type.

>>30223863
just breed it unless you really want shiny or HA
try changing the tall grass part too, seems like some pokemon are nearly bush-specific

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>>30222392
Look at this disgusting virgin.

>>30222236
I still legitimately don't know what reddit is

>>30222392
And then there's THIS tripfagging faggot.

It's a sexy Pokemon. Why did they do this?

>>30224495
It's good for you desu

>>30223863
There's a shit-ton of them in the semi-circular grass patch surrounding a rock with a fat palm tree on top of it.

I just want an Oranguru with a decent nature

>>30224495
Are you real ?

If so, I don't know how the fuck you did it but cherish that fact and never look back.

>>30224548
After 20 years GF finally realised people want their waifus so they made one for like every category

>>30223040
You're legitimately blind if you don't think normalfags aren't infesting that board. Especially with how they're /b/ 3.0 now.

>>30219582
>Losing your virginity is seen as a rite of passage that you are socially, emotionally, and/or financially competent

lolno

it's just about feeling good and busting a nut