Confession thread

>>30216619
No.

>>30216619
>>30216641
We all have

>>30216619
Often.
Just human characters though. I'm not into this zoophilia shit.

Fapping to Tsareena as I type this

>>30216619
Who hasn't?

Duh

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Yes

>>30216619
Where do you think you are?

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>>30216619
Of course.

I just wish the porn had more variety. I'm sick of the same 12 Pokemon getting dozens of images daily. It's actually what encouraged me to start drawing myself, so I have no regrets.

>>30216690
Literally that story.

>>30216690
>YOU GRABBED THE FUG

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Yes and not just the pokemon.

>>30216704
>It's actually what encouraged me to start drawing myself, so I have no regrets.
Link?

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Of course

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>>30216619
Yes.
Only to pokemon. No human

TO SAWK

>>30216660
No, I haven't. I don't see the attraction of masturbating to Pokemon. They're fucking fictional monsters.

Yessir
Does anyone play with shift on?

>>30216738
I have yet to upload my drawings anywhere, nor have I drawn anything lewd yet. Sorry to get your hopes up.

>>30216704
Go to /ic/ a few years and then try it

>>30216778
;(

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>>30216742
>Only to pokemon. No human
This. Pokemon>humans

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>>30216619
You may as well ask if people breathe air when you come to /vp/ to ask that question.

>>30216762
Agreed. People should only fap to non-fictional monsters.

furfags deserve to be killed

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>>30216826
>breathing oxygen

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What no...maybe...ok yes. No feral shit though

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>>30216619
It's all I ever fap to anymore, haha ;_;
>>30216742
pic related

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>>30216903
Fucking non-methane breathers.

>>30216619
Do you think the Popplio line has an innate ability to sense if someone's a pokefucker?

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>>30216619
All the time, I even commission some.

>>30216619
There is not a single person on /vp/ with working genitalia who hasn't fapped to a single Pokemon.

What is the point of asking this here? This is like going to /e/ and asking if anyone there masturbates.

Are you 10?

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>>30216932
>It's all I ever fap to anymore, haha
Same here, but unlike you, I got to the point where I don't give a fuck and just embrace it.

>>30216927
The pic you posted is feral though. A common misconception is that bipedal=anthro but that is not the case.

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The girls? All the time.

The pokemon? No, never.

I've become so attached tonthe SM cast I can't fap to them and feel bad for doing it pre release.

>>30216944
>Everyone here wants to fuck a Pokemon!

nice meme

>>30216619
I told Lillie she didn't look good in her new outfit just to piss her off.

>>30216935
>breathing at all
>being able to use thinking
>existing

Also methane is farts, nice job connecting a tube from your asshole straight into your face

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>>30216973
>I got to the point where I don't give a fuck and just embrace it.
Same with me.

>>30216973
I've given up resisting but if I could just snap my fingers and stop I would

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Certainly not!

>>30216619
Lots.

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>>30216982
It leans enough into the other direction desu

Well, are you autistic virgens gonna post examples or hwut?

>>30217062
SAUUCE!
btw theres two golfers in the hano hotel that want that machamp dick

I drew feral porn

>>30217112
sauce is boris/noborhys
you're welcome anon

Only to images with tentacool.

>>30217120
Post it nigger. Or at least link us to your stuff.

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>retards that say fapping to pokemon is wrong, but then proceed to fap to a pokegirl getting fucked by a baramon.

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>>30216619
I can even draw my own


and then I censor it for fun

>>30217163
Weird double standard between furry porn haters who find the child protagonist hot...

>>30217150
Here ya go

http://m.imgur.com/account/Everyusernameisgone/images/zpzlTjH

http://m.imgur.com/sdmSTj1

>>30217163
it makes you less of a zoophile since the focus isnt a female mon but a female human

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>>30217284

>>30217284
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>30216690
That piece was actually funny as hell

>>30217284
>zoophile
There's a fine line between finding a cartoon animal hot and actually wanting to fuck an actual animal

I'm a straight dude that faps to bara pokemon.
IDK why,but the trough of a bara manly pokemon voring other pokemon and his powerful belch turns me on.

>>30216619
Yeah.
Only feral stuff though.

>>30217361
fuck off,gay abomination.
Stop liking masculinity and fap to women.

>>30217361
END YOUR LIFE

>>30217361
Go back to /trash/ where you belong

>>30217361
This made me laugh

>>30216619
Yes, but I've made some exceptions.
I can't bring myself to fap to Cosmog or Lunala.

>>30216619
a few times but not to quadrupeds.
its been more about the trainer being lewd and perverted themselves that I liked.

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>>30217361

>>30217494
>>30217490
>>30217470
>>30217463
ITT: Straight guys butthurt because one anon likes men.

>>30216619
Of course. I fap to mismagus and some Primarina, but only by Alfa995.

>>30217531
Nah, I mean the part about the bara vore.

>>30217361
Belch is a move that I put on my Guzzlord for Fairy gotcha bitches. Not an acceptable fetish.

>>30217531
I said I found it funny you dumb nigger
What about this guy? >>30217519

>>30217556
What's your problem if i like it?
I love masculine men an their bodies,i don't give a shit about women or shotas.
Vore,may be creepy,but my vore isn't graphic,so i don't really se the problem.

>>30216619
I can't help it, people draw really good poke porn

Who is a good artist

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>>30217361
>faps to bara
Oh hey sa--
>and vore

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>>30216619
I've fapped to Pokemon guro.

>>30217711
Kajinchu

>>30217711
There are a lot
What're you into

>>30217711
youjomodoki
kajinchu

>>30216619
For the first time a few days ago, yes. Wanted to see what the fuss was about and it was kind of hard desu. Nothing really did it for me until Gardevoir

Guess I'm a boring vanillafag

>>30217802
Give it time

>>30217802
Did you try Lopunny?
Lopunny is a good way to start branching out.

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>>30216619
No human nor beast is safe from my lust.

>>30217802
Lopunny and Braixen are better than Gardevoir, and the springboard into other less human-like Pokemon.

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do you really have to ask?

>>30217802
I fap to blaziken and arbok but never to gardevoir

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>>30216619
>Fapped to Rotomdex just yesterday
At this point, it'd be a much better question to ask what Pokemon I haven't fapped to.

Holy shit man, dat Cynthia hentai.

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>>30217951
Nice taste

>>30217963
Post

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>tfw literally only 1 good lewd of Type: Null and Silvally combined
>tfw no good female Null/Silvally

>>30218049
this
Chimerapupper needs more lewd.

only some vore

>>30218049
>still no good Celesteela lewds

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this is disgusting, you are disgusting. this is so sad, ya'll some virgin losers. lol

>>30216619
>see rare relicanth
>didn't see it's just lvl 12
>kill it with nuzzle

FUCK!!!!!

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live for the funk

>>30218109
Soft or hard?

>>30218168
Literally suck my dick Meloetta.

>>30218168
Meloetta saying this only make me harder.

>>30216619
>tfw suddenly people want to fug popplio ever since its evos has been revealed
It's a horrible feel.

>>30218211
soft, hard stuff usually grosses me out

>>30218254
I get that, personally I prefer hard vore but to each his own.

Gardevoir a few times

>>30216619
On a regular basis. I have a bit of a pregnancy thing and theres a fuckton of Gardevoir pregnancy shit.

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>>30216619
How the hell can't you with this new cast

>>30216944
Get fucked, I just like Pokemon. Never even considered fapping to it, you sick degenerates.

Yeah, mostly because there is a moderate amount of decent quality spanking content.

>>30216619
Where do you think we are?

Every single day since Gardevoir was released.

>>30218207
Jesus, I saw their Mega Gengar and I've never gotten so erect so fast

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>>30218451

>>30218038
No. And I wasn't talking about any Cynthia hentai in particular but there are some really good ones. Search for Cynthia blow job hentai or something.

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>>30216619
You mean furry or pokegirls? Yeah both of them.

>tfw no art of Lillie and Gladion getting fucked side-by-side.

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>>30218625

What Pokémon do girls masturbate to the most.

Pokegirls yes. Furry no

Furfags should hang

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>>30218689

>>30218697
/vp/ and only /vp/ will tell you Aggron almost unanimously.

Going by answers outside of /vp/ and by sheer number of images alone, it's probably an Eeveelution.

>>30218701
What about pokegirls getting fucked by pokemon?

>>30216944
Hi, I'm that non existent 1%, nice to meet you. Get raped by a Ferrothorn with Rocky Helmet.

>>30218697
I'm a girl and i masturbateto machoke,nidoking,charizard and haxorus.
My tastes are diferent,yeah.

Knowing most girls have shit taste they will fap to weak males.

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>>30218786
I remember you from the other thread.

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>>30218759
Yes please

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LOL. I remember fapping to this years ago.

>>30218950
Oops it's actually this one.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/d86cdfca5fa9dcafda6db37e87e5efb6/tumblr_o6yyqzmHNm1u4ke9io1_250.jpg

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>>30216619
I originally entered the pokeporn scene by masturbating to Elesa giving a footjob with Skyla watching. I eventually started to like her enough to find more pictures of her. Eventually led to me masturbating to pictures of her getting bent over by her Zebstrika which led to more pictures of other pokegirls in similar situations. Eventually stumbled across Gardevoir giving footjobs (have a foot fetish, btw) and other pokemon/pokegirls doing the same and it just spiraled out of control from there.

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>>30218529
>she will never catch you

>>30218697
For me Incineroar, Pangoro, Chesnaught and Ursaring.

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All the time for the trainers but I only fap to Pokémon if they're more humanlike than animallike.

>>30218625
>>30218689
Sauce on these two?

i gotta admit ive actually sorta rubbed one out on primarina just once JUST ONCE It was before knew she was real so it probably doesnt count plus it was a titty rendition and Im a tit guy

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>>30218697
I like Blaziken.

>>30219007
I found my gf porn foldder full of pangoro and ursaring porn,what do girls like about them

I trough women only liked andrygenous men.

>>30219361
They want dick you cannot provide

>>30218168
TheBoogey pls

>>30219361
Type with both hands, anon.

>>30216619
Absofuckinglutley I have. My desktop backgrounds are of Lyra and Jasmine in various sexual ways mmmmm~

>>30219361
In Asia maybe,but here they don't here as far i know.

I'm sure most girls fap to masculine men and bara,but htey don't want to admit like my gf.

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>>30216619
I did to some Gardevior shit ages ago but never to explicit furshit.

I really cant understand wanting to fuck shit like the Evee's or anything particular furry/feathery.

I'd sooner fap to Salazzle than a furry quadruped.

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>>30216973
This dude knows what's up.

>>30219452
Probably just your folder mate.

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I'll fap to anything as long as it has a good looking butthole.

And I don't mean that donut shit you see in Sunibee art.

>>30219979
>not liking donuts

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Does this count?

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>>30216669
Hell yeah brother! Tsareena is best pokewaifu.

>>30220126
>tfw barely any Passimian art

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nah man, that's fucked up. who would do that?

>>30220269
Source please.

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>>30220311
what do you mean? that's very clearly the full pic and not a crop at all

>>30220347
Anon…it's a cute Typhlosion. Cut the bullshit and let me see it.

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>>30220423
I LITERALLY have no idea what you're talking about

>>30220467
…please? I'll link you to my favorite Delphox doujin

>>30217993
Jesus christ, why is that turning me on?

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>>30216619
Just to Gardevoir although when I first played Pokken and started playing as Braixen, I legit felt my heart skip several times.

>>30218242
I only wanna fug Primarina. Popplio, and Brionne are just cute in a non sexual way to me.

Only to sexy eevees doing gay things

>>30220520
Do yourself a favor and just fap to it
https://e621 DOT net/post/show/909600/

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>Some Legendaries are genderless
>People still fap to that

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>>30216619
Only one picture.

>>30220656
>genderless
Gender Unknown*

Of course

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A few that I usually fap to are mewtwo, zoroark, lopunny and salazzle

>>30216619
Only to the girls. Gardevoir porn would be pretty hot though now that I think about it.

>>30220513
here nerd
>>>/trash/6481352
>>>/trash/6481359
>>>/trash/6481368

>>30220843
MODS

>>30216619
if i'm not fapping to regular porn..

i go straight to /trash/ for pokeporn

>>30220843
>gay
Meh, hope you're okay with straight
https://hitomi DOT la/galleries/944576.html

>>30220902
>linked
Anon did absolutely nothing wrong, fuck off

>>30220906
>tfw you can't find human porn hot.
I think I'm too far gone...

>>30218678
Who is fucking them? Human or Pokemon? Are they holding hands/otherwise bonding?

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>>30220924
is gucci
sorry 4 tha dix

>>30218625
>>30218689
>Lusamine only wanted the Ultra Beasts so they could fuck her.
New headcanon

>>30220971
Try going a few weeks or months, if need be on nofap to clear your mind out. Return to vanilla pron when you feel like you're ready.

>>30220645
Fuck off itameshi

>>30221159
it's not that. I just never found it hot at all. Also Nofap ain't happening again. It's too fun to give up

>>30216619
You wanted porn m8? This was the pokeporn I've fapped it to:

https://exhentai.org/g/332292/c806faa07a/

https://exhentai.org/g/339759/ab4dac1618/
https://exhentai.org/g/533163/7b2844b039/

https://exhentai.org/g/664512/b8deb39b2e/
https://exhentai.org/g/724167/7f3025daf3/

https://exhentai.org/g/971040/32f2bbbf63/ (Technically not even such since it's just go)

https://exhentai.org/g/983209/c91611d0f6/

https://exhentai.org/g/996294/a237ff1eff/

>>30221159
I remember when I tried nofap to 'become normal again'. Didn't work, dunno if I'll ever try again.

>>30221392
All I get is a sad panda

>>30216619
Not Pokemon themselves but some humans

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>>30218049
>Passimian will never slap your ass in the showers after a sweaty game of sportsball then mount you
I can't believe i'm having sexual thoughts over a damn lemur wearing a coconut helmet

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>>30221501
>he doesn't know

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>>30221532
...is there any good female passimian art?

>>30221646
Not him, but actually accessing that website must take some fucking black magic. Nothing I could do would actually work.

>>30221392
Oh, also one story off an old flash based comic on newgrounds back in the early 2000s. It had something to do with Nurse Joy, I believe; she was constipated or something involving that and needed a big dicking from Satoshi on the pooper.

>>30221501
I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for you, or glad that you don't know how deep the panda hole goes.

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>>30221728
>female
Nowhere near as much, but they're pretty well drawn.

>>30221159
That never helps, Anon. All it does is increase your need to fap to what you were already fapping to before.

>>30221738
You need a browser extension.

>>30221752
Be glad. There's a reason sadpanda is like that. Though I still wanna see that Morgan doujin.

>>30221343
What

>>30217002
So have I.
It's insane to think that GF made characters that are hard to fap to, not because of their looks, but because of how attached you get to them in the game.

>>30222033
I tried that. I don't remember what it was I was trying to see, and it was only once, so it doesn't really matter

>>30222156
I don't have trouble fapping to lunala at all. I didn't really care for the plot of SM either.

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this is a crop of the exact image that threw me over the edge to do it.

its been so long.

>>30222210
…how? Porn of her is awful right now.

>>30216619
Yes. Started with the humanoid-ish things like Gardevoir, then had a few faps to other cute animal-like things like Braixen, then eventually found this and decided to stop giving a fuck.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59343638
As long as it's cute I don't care anymore. My dick is enlightened.

>>30222288
>tfw still waiting for good lewd fics of Lunala

Wonder who got >>30222222

>>30222234
was that 06 or 07, i know the year is in the watermark

>>30222288
Theres nothing good on e621 yet, but I found two decent pictures on paheal.

>>30222529
I see one very good handjob and no good penetration. Maybe after Christmas.

>>30222380
>failget
Not surprised

>>30221928
people who can appreciate female monkeybutt tend to be really detailed.

it was the same thing with female infernape art.

>>30222649
That is the single most wasted get I've ever seen.

>>30222648
I think it's because most artists have trouble drawing lunala because of the wing arms. I'm waiting for the inevitable lunala x lilie pic.

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>>30222426
2007

I've been getting off to that image for almost 10 years what the fuck.

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>>30223056
thought so
i remember when it popped up on agnph

>>30216619
Do pokemons fucking trainers count?

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>>30216619
Yes.
Both Human and furry.

But I only scanning human doujins. Looks better on my shelf and conscious.

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whats going on in this thread ?

>>30222955
>tfw lunala + lillie double blowjob never

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>>30216690

>>30223289
Gee boss I dunno

>>30222234

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>>30216826
>Actively trying to stay alive

>>30216619
Yes

Some gardevoir porn are hotter than most porn stars

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>>30217361

>>30222234
I think my first one was a zangoose and seviper one.
Or maybe that was just the first one In favorited on e621, I dunno

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Anyone else want to BE a Pokemon? This is a confession thread.

>>30223574
Yes.
I wish PMD had more of a selection of starters, PSMD having only the main game starters + pikachu and autism dog is fucking stupid

>>30223574
Nah, I'd rather be human with pokewives.

>>30223574
Depends.

If I have thumbs? Sure.

If not? Fuck that.

I'm a lucariofag

My favorite is feral female lucario


Help me

Unfortunately I have, but mostly to pokemon tf stuff.

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>>30216619
Yes! I am not ashamed!

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>>30223871
Same here brother. I have no shame.

>>30223636
Yeah, the spinoff did it to me as well.
not to be an instigating faggot, but what'd you be?

>>30223742
dogpuss or no?

>>30223574
Being a pokemon would be neat, but I think I'd still rather be a trainer. I mean, just from what I've seen on /vp/ alone, you could turn into a pokemon only be caught by some scat fetishist who chains you up in his basement so he can shit on you every night while a ring gag keeps your mouth open and forces you to ingest it. This is all he feeds you. This is your life now. A toilet for some fat autistic neckbeard who won't even fuck you because he can't keep his man-handled 2-inch dick up long enough to do so.

So yeah, I think I'm good.

>>30223948
Occasionally >_>

>>30223937
Probably a Buizel / Cinccino. Both are adorable qt's and bipedal, which is a big plus.

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>aquaphile who gets off to stuff involving scuba diving, particularly peril
>mfw nobody draws scuba diving pokemon

I'm worse, I don't care what gender is the pokemon, they look the same, why not both?

>>30224144
Why you heff to be mad?

>>30224144
how do you feel about forced drowning/being pulled under?

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despite preferring humans to furry, i've never fapped to a single pokegirl
i think this is the image that sent me on this downward spiral

>>30224225
Nevermind that I didn't read the spoiler. Yeah that sucks.

>>30224253
I could make it work

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>>30224144
>mfw this is a fetish
>mfw this is a cool fetish

>>30223742
Good shit man

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You are a normalfag or a pleb if you jerk off only to the humans or Gardevior

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>>30216619
>tfw small and cute ones like Jirachi and Mew arouse me
>especially if it's drawn with a nice plump ass
>don't even like the humanized, just the original forms, usually the more on model the better

It's a weird kind of feel I just can't explain.

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Would you rub his/her entire body vp?

>>30224685
>the more on model the better
You are my nigga

>>30224736
Yes

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>>30223948
Hell no...and yes the picture is ironic

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>>30223293

Glazed Nuts, that's what.

(I do fap to it, but only Giratina, pic related.)

i got into it for qts but eventually got on gardevoir, now i'm on primarina and fucktons of anime anthro. Fucking nips are making me a furfag :( i used to be pure vanilla. fucking gamefreaks

>>30224736

How about yes

Duh.
And while I've fapped to the vast majority of the Pokedex at some point, I'm stuck loving Lopunny and Serperior the most because Rabbit and Snek Girls are the best.

Shit, do I have to fap to all 800 Pokémon now?

>>30224253
>tfw I once jerked off to link drowning, and afterwords had an existential crisis
Seriously I felt like I stared into the abyss.

>>30220126
This is a blue board not a lewd board

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>>30223574
Honestly, I'd try it.


I've gone so far down the rabbit hole, I don't think I can get out. I feel little attraction to humans. It's mostly all for pokemon now.

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>>30224848
I appreciate the japanese and their great anthro arts.

>>30216619
close to all available human doujins no furry shit

>>30223574
Depends.
Going by PMD, I always get Torchic, so I'll go with that. At least then I might get to Blaziken and have a familiar body structure.

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>>30216619
yes
fuck you Incineroar

>>30216619
I've fapped to so much shit poke porn is pretty vanilla shit.
When you've been jerking off since you were 9 these things happen

>>30224848
It's only downhill from here.

gardevoir: the most often
the pokehumangirls: quite often

I don't get the appeal of Gardevoir. I prefer humans to gardevoir, and I'm a pretty big furfag.

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>>30223574
I wanna be a cute Lopunny
and then rape anons who thought I was female

>>30225525
Gardevoir is a gateway drug to furfaggotry

>>30225590
Only if you rape my dick with your boipucci

>>30225593
This.

It's just risque enough to pique your curiosity, but just tame enough to make it seem alright.

Its a dangerous path..

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>>30216619
Yeah, all the time.

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Why stop at fapping to it? I produce it.

>>30225695
Share your drawings with the rest of the class, anon.

>>30225695
Link you faggot, holy fuck.

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>>30223574

I'd be Zekrom.

>>30225621
>and then they switch

>>30225695
...male or female? both?

>AGNPH

Those letter will forever be ingrained in my head.

>>30225525
Quiet, cute, pure and relatively intelligent beings who become completely devoted to you to the point of self sacrifice.
I don't like the stuff where they make Gardevoir look or act too human looking, especially the gigantic tits stuff. That has its place, but it's not on Gardevoir.

>>30225735
I would, but I'm into the more extreme kinks and I don't think they'd be particularly well recieved. [/spoiler] scat and the like.

>>30225918
Boo...

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>>30225918
Well holy dooly that was an important spoiler and it didn't work. Fucking grand.

about to fap to some celesteela

>>30225969
you have to finish the spoiler anon

>>30226024
good taste anon

>>30226035
Actually you don't. He goofed by adding the /

>>30226024
My nig

>>30225918
post it anyways

>>30226067
what on god's earth

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>>30226024
Me too, buddy.

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>>30216619
Why would I own this cropped image if the answer was a no?

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>>30217361
things like this is why i still browse this board

>>30226067
testing

>>30226268
Enjoy dat chicken, anon.

>>30223574
Oh yeah. Fuck this human body. I want to be a leavanny.

>>30223574
>I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

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>>30226268

>>30217361
>I'm a straight dude

I would of been okay with your post if you didn't say this shit.

>>30226268
Sauce for this QT?

>>30226308
I just want metal arms bruh
I mean come on! Metal fuckin' arms!

>>30226387
It's a really hard decision. I want to be cute, but dangerous. And I want tentacles. Vines will do.

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>>30226268

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Hell yeah

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>>30226646

The wolves were a mistake

>>30226109
I'm trying, but the spam filter's being an outright cunt and denying every combination of words and image hosting sites I'm using. You're not missing much anyway, that particular image is basically a straight copy of another lineart that was recently uploaded to FA.

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>>30226698
I know this image. Top tier taste.

>>30226709
i fucking hate gays and runing everything with their stupid shotas.
Just make them woman so i can fap to it.

>>30225871
What does it mean though.

>>30226735
/gallery/(your username)

>>30226794
nigga you gay af

>>30226825
Why?
I fucking hate these woman imitations named shotas.
I only like women,no men,so i'll fap to a beautiful female pokemon not in a gross femboy like you do,faggot.

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>>30226891
anon that's not the same person...besides I don't disagree

>>30221501
all you have to do is download the extension, should be exhentai easy or some shit
go to the sister site e-hentai org with a period and make an account on there and make a single post.
after that wait a few days and you should be in
good luck

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>>30218109
>>30218254
my negroids

>>30217361
subtle

>>30226698
Imma need some sauce there