WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN SM LEARN A MOVE THAT CAUSES CONFUSION?

>>30215204
confusion got nerfed into shot and you still complain like a turd

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>>30215204
There is a reason they're at the top of the list.

>>30215296
>We'll never find out why Dan hates Ted so much
>We'll never even see Ted

>tfw got a Soundproof Jangmo-O really early on and just ignores most of the status bullshit that wild pokemon throw at you

Feels good sitting there tanking supersonics from Zubats.

I mean I got confused a lot but I still got to attack most of the time I think you just have shit luck.

>>30215204
>Not having a fucking based slowbro in your team since GEN 1
I pity you broless casuals

>>30217323
>Used Slowpoke
>Didn't realize it had Oblivious until it was too late

>>30215204
Dan VS died too soon.

When will confusion become a full-fledged status effect? Why isn't it already?