Team Rocket Thread

If only i still loved the anime.
What pokemon did they get this season?

I haven't watched since johto, but Jessica is bae.

>tfw no qt gf to crossplay with and to peg you every night

>>30209164
They only brought Wobbufet and Meowth with them, but Jessie is getting Mimikyu

>>30209218
Jessie* ducking autocorrect.

>>30209164
Mimikyu and Bewear(?)

>>30209242
I don't think they are actually getting the Bewear, though that is a total James pokemon if they do. Though I thought James would get Mimikyu and that went the other way.

I like that Anime Mimikyu is a huge salty bitch.

>>30208968
James is hot af

Allan meowth trying to steal Jessie and James from meowth when?

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>>30208968

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Jessie made my young dick rock hard. She still makes my adult dick diamonds too.

Truly hottest pokegirl.

Post Jessie porn please.

>>30209306
mmm, probably not. With them getting Mimikyu I doubt there will be room for another mascot pokemon front and center. The others are probably going to be straight fighters.

I'm like 90% certain James is going to get a Wimpod. It fits really well and since all of the captains seem to be using random bullshit instead of their totem pokemon I doubt Guzma will have his Golisopod. (who even knows when Guzma is going to appear)

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>>30208968
Yes

>>30209164
going through pokedex, predicting they will get a Mareanie, Wimpod, or Bruxish. Already know Mimikyu. I could also see them doing Dhelmise

>>30209372
This moment fucking confused me. I thought Bewear was feeding them with honey through a bamboo shoot, but it was a fucking leaf/lily pad.

>>30208968
Yeah I think they're actually one of the reasons I still watch the anime. Their antics are a guilty pleasure(honestly the whole anime is a guilty pleasure).
What I look forward to the most this season is their conflict with Team Skull and Aether

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I hated these retards as a kid and I hate them still.
>Ash is in the middle of something important
>brebare for drouple :DD
>oh no they're here to steal Pikachu with some wacky machine they pulled out of their asses
>they get blown the fuck back
>blasding off again :DDD
>repeat for 800 episodes straight

Just fucking stop

>>30208968
Dropped the new anime.
Got tired of their shit more than a decade ago

>>30209918
>This moment fucking confused me. I thought Bewear was feeding them with honey through a bamboo shoot, but it was a fucking leaf/lily pad.
Anon i....

>>30208968
absolutely. I love them so much.

based TR. best meme team. true rocketshipping never dies, phamalam!

>>30210108
>Ash is in the middle of something important

I think you're literally the only person in all of /vp/ or even 4chan who gives a flying fuck about what fucking horseshit trAsh is doing.

it's much more interesting to see how based TR is intercepting and what they came up with.

plus, they are the only aspect of the show that implies realism and adulthood.

because if you look at the kind of relationships and the people that Ash deals with, then you'll quickly realize how full of shit they all are, like the normalfaggotry kind of shit where everybody is basically a shallow, overly positive cuntnugget. there is no fucking way that world holds that much idealized empathy. so I'm really glad TR exists because it shows how relationships actually turn out in the real world and that people constantly make mistakes, are selfish, are irresponsible, stupid and so forth.

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I don't give a fuck about the real world I'm watching pokemon I want to see the fucking gym battle not team rocket's repetitive faggotry

>>30211571
>>30211855

>>30211855
>I don't give a fuck about the real world

yeah, says quiet a lot about you.

Team Rocket's motto is completely different. I actually like it.

Mimikyu is so far implied as being able to totally fuck up Pikachu's shit. The last episode Mimikyu was about to 1HKO the motherfucker, then Bewear came to ruin everything.

I think they're going to get Bewear'd the entire series instead of blasting off, until James finally catches the damn thing to end the meme. Then they'll all blast off together.

Headcanon: hoping James catches a snarky Alolan Meowth that just shittalks Meowth the whole time.

>>30208968
James ia getting hotter gen after gen, I mean he already was a solid fuccboi in Kalos.

>>30211916
>Team Rocket's motto is completely different. I actually like it.

they had like 3 different ones before Sun and Moon.

I really liked the one in Sinnoh (I believe).
it was just pure poetry so I actually learned it.

>>30211915
(You)

>>30212002
I meant more the presentation of it. AG's motto had different words from the original series but had similar music going on.

DP's music was notably different but visually about the same. BW's was also notably different but again, you had the same stuff going on. Also XY's, which pretty much throws back to the original motto anyways.

SM's motto is a reference to, I dunno, old Japanese movies, or a denpa(?) song, or something. Especially when Meowth's creaky old voice starts on, it reminds me of the vibe you get tuning into some grainy old Japanese movie at 1 in the morning.

>>30209218
>Jessica is bae.

Jessie is ultra-bae.

>that figure
>those hair
>that personality

>>30212120
>SM's motto is a reference to, I dunno, old Japanese movies, or a denpa(?) song, or something.

it was very Japan culture oriented indeed compared to the old stuff.

their english VA's are perfect

>>30211855
>hates repetitive faggorty
>wants gym battles

Why does Bewear act like its a parent to Team Rocket but tried to fucking murder Ash?

>>30212489
>he don't know

>>30211571
Whatever Ash is doing is almost always more interesting than their boring dogshit.

TR segments of the episodes are always worst parts and everyone knows this, including you.

>>30212699
>caring what Ash does
What kind of loser do you have to be?

>>30212767
It's better than whatever TR does, which is always worse than whatever Ash does.

I never understood why people delude themselves into thinking TR are good, is it a meme?

>>30212767
>ash is the worst XDD

Obnoxious and boring as shit, repeating literally the same predictable thing in every fucking episode. The anime would be fixed if they got rid of them and replaced them with the current gen's evil team.

>>30208968
Why does James never call his Growlithe?

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>>30212834
Good or not, they're better and more interesting than ash.
1st place out of 2.
>>30212857
Pathetic.

>>30212961
No they aren't, they're much, much worse than him.

They haven't had a shred of legitimate entertainment value since OS.

>>30212120
Sounds like some haikku thing going on too