GUZMA THREAD: Cyкa Блять edition

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he looks weird without makeup

>pokemon stars
>guzma comes back as a kahuna

Choose his team, /vp/.

>>30194853
Guzma mod over Ganondorf in Smash 4 when? I wanna Guzmacide bitches as my boy.

>>30194894
who is this normie

>>30194894
He looks good.

>>30194894
He still looks hot, whatchu sayin'?
Also, anyone have suggestions if Guzma-related items that are under $10?

>>30195008
he looks cuter

>>30194934
>ribombee
>ribombee
>ribombee
>ribombee
>ariados
>golisopod

>>30194934
depends on if they expand the variety of pokemon in alola you can find a la bw2

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He looks like the brother of Jack Spicer from shaolin showdown

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I want to write something so badly, I don't care if I've never written this kinda shit before. I need to decide wether to right cutes or lewds or both in the same writting

Its been almost a week and theres still nothing written and its driving me up the wall. I might have to take matters into my own hands.

>>30195593
Do Guzma suffering.

>>30195618
Don't worry, I'm sucker for that too. I'm a sadist after all.

I was just watching the credits and realized -- isn't the framing device that these pictures are being sent to Lillie? So Kukui (or MC) and co tracked Guzma down for a picture and he demanded that he be allowed to do a cool pose with Golisopod? That's adorable.

>>30189199
It was Ribombee, which I know hardly seems like a big stretch to accept but I wouldn't even accept Butterfree back when I was a kid. I also kept a Charjabug named Diode as long as I could before he fell behind.

>>30195593
Do lewd suffering.

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I haven't watched the Pokemon anime since I was 5 so I'm clueless with how it handles non-Rocket villain teams. If Guzma/Gladion/Plumeria were to show up in the anime would it likely be a year from now or some shit?

>>30194894
That's not makeup, Anon ;_;

>>30195593
This picture is how I feel.

>>30195593
>No option to date Guzma post-battle

Why live

>>30196076
Whenever they show up they'll butcher them horribly.

>>30195758
seconded

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>>30195593
Literally me when I first saw Guzma. What a precious little angel.

I want Plumeria to squat over my face as she roughly jerks my dick.

>>30195748
Ribombee is adorable. Good taste, anon.

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Oh dangit! I accidentally nuzzled my phone screen and I'm under the influence but not drugs legal stuff but shiit!! And my wallpaper is this on my phone now people saw ans I gotta play it off like i gad an itch!!

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>>30197095
Go have some water anon

People need to start making Lewds or fluff for Guzma stat, the lack of said fics is sin

>>30197489
I'm working on it right now anon. I've got too many ideas floating around.

Godspeed, I think I might write one as well

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>>30197708
Do it anon. I don't want to be alone on this.

>>30197464
You know, that picture ain't helping my problem. Please post more!

>>30194853
please make guzma be the champion of the league fuck

it would be thematic for his character and and a cool twist

Anyone making Guzma x Reader fics? Preferably female[/spoileer] but or and if there is also just gender options between male female. None of that tumblr shit like xir invader xir shit.

>>30198005
>invader xir

kek

In all seriousness, anon, I'll be working on one or two this weekend, so I'll definitely consider that.

Ey anyone want any particular topics/kinks covered in a guzma x reader ?

>>30198186
I think he'd have a praise kink.
Godspeed

>>30198186
He's a slutty bottom who enjoys every second of it. He also has a pretty big praise kink.

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>>30198029
Thank you! You made me happy to say!
>>30198186
Um hm well maybe something like a date (don't know how the date happens) in that one Johto town where you first see Guzma. Maybe a carnival and cute awkwardness happens. And a cute kiss scene and Guzma blushes

>>30195593
Could you please wright some Guzma and Kahili fluff?

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>>30198186
Something like this? Rated R for mature themes!

>>30198186
Morning snuggles over freshly brewed coffee, with Guzma pressed right up against your back rubbing his face into the back of your neck and you can feel the stubble pickling your skin. And he'd have the sexiest morning voice
Have fun with that.

>>30198444
>coffee

Replace that with tapu cocoa and it's perfect.

Reader insert anon here, beautiful ideas all of you. I'll write two or three oneshots and put em on ao3 for viewing pleasure of something once I'm done

>>30198474
Lol okay
Morning snuggles with tapu coca. And he drags his fingers over your sides, whispering into your ear about how sexy you look wearing nothing but his shirt, and then it escalates to kitchen counter fucking. And the tapu coca goes cold

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>>30198444
Oh god this

>>30198552
Can't draw cuz well ya know... but holy macaroni this too

>>30198435
l-lewd!

Guzma morning snuggles and he gets hard

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>>30198549
>ao3

Wonderful, splendid taste.
Can't wait anon.

>>30198658
What's ao3? Sounds like a star wars oc.

>>30198658
Would you prefer pastebin?

>>30198677
Archive of our own. Not the best but decently organized

>>30198736
Oh i see. Think i was one once there and was looking for Guzma fics. But will check it out later again..

>>30195142
Cross posting here in case there are drawfags.

>>30198695
Not at all, but I guess that post was easy to misinterpret. ao3's miles better than the rest.

>>30198804
It could have a few tweaks, but honestly compared to fanfic.net and idk livejournal it's much better.

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>>30197965
Sorry anon, was off getting thanksgiving leftovers

Anyone got art of Guzma fused with xurkitree? I need despair.

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>>30199545
There's some a few threads back hold on

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>>30199545
Despair coming right up.

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>>30195593
pls both
preferably with plumeria

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>>30199624

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>>30199776

>>30197095
is it just me or is he wearing lipstick?
or maybe the lack of oxygen in ultra space stayed with him?

>>30199765
I can't stop thinking how these Plumeria topping Guzma things become so immediately fucked up if you swap Plumeria for Lusamine.

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>>30199806
Pic very related

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>>30199920
I got one more.

>>30199624
>Guzma fuses with xurkitree
>he begs you to put him out of his misery before his voice turns into shrill buzzing

>>30199932
Thanks anon.

>>30199933
>guzma fuses with xurkitree
>begs his golisopod to attack it in the hopes it'll free him
>it doesn't want to hurt its trainer
>emergency exit

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>>30199999
>Those Digits
>That Post

>>30198186
he probably likes to bring plums into it sometimes. ooo! or if hes sitting on his little 'throne' chair and making you a slave to his cock making you gulp it down/leashing your neck and hips and pulling back down onto it

>>30199999
oh shit those 9's

>>30199624
I can't make out the twitter handle, can you?

>>30200123
I think it's dokusame

>>30199821
That's why I like gusamine.

>>30200191
>>30200123

This. They have a pixiv here www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1798895

>>30198928
Hello hello. No worries, anonkin typewalkerr

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>>30200512
Hello to you too, anoniwan kenonymous

>>30194934
>Golisopod
>Ariados
>Volcarona
>Scizor
>Vikavolt
>Pinsir, hopefully mega

>>30200272
Thanks.

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Why is nobody shipping these two

>>30201181
Guzma would have a panic attack just looking at her.

>>30201181
Cause it's crackshipping. Don't do crack kids

>>30201224
Okay can someone explain to me the golf thing? I'm fucking confused

>>30201224
because his heart skipped a beat?

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>>30201239
She has the type advantage. Plus his dad beat him with golf clubs. They're the perfect crack ship.

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>>30201273
>Plus his dad beat him with gulf clubs

If you go to Guzma's parents house, you can talk to his dad who says he tried to set Guzma straight but got beat down himself.

>>30201273
>>30201295
Where's his dads house?

>>30201181
squat squad

>>30201324
Route 2, across from the motel.

>>30201324
i just now went to his house after finishing the game...
guzma, lad....im so sorry

>>30201181
I am, It's just starting small, anon.

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>>30201349
>When nintendo actually makes a dynamic and interesting character who isn't fucked up because '''''the edge'''''

>>30201295
And if you look in that house you see a light blue bag of golf clubs... light blue happens to be Kahilis primary color.

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>>30201295
>>30201273
someone redraw this guzma and a gold club

I honestly need some pictures of Kahili and Guzma playing golf lovingly.

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>>30201295
What happened with the clubs is ambiguous, but the original Japanese line implies that Guzdad was doing the beating.

"A child's journey is wonderful but it's no good to run off! If you did that, you'd get beaten black and blue, you know."

My personal favorite theory is that Guzdad just used his hands and Guzma eventually grabbed the clubs to retaliate, then ran away from home. Guzdad keeps them out of shame.

>>30201664
ON IT it will be a sketch in a sketchbook is that alright?

>>30201735
definitely! go for it!
>>30201722
got dam, japan, why you so fucked up?

>>30200638
Yum yum we need more of these pillow designs.

>>30201181
>Heels aren't flat on the ground

Guzma can't do a true slavsquad

>>30201903
Of course he can't, his bones are fucked up. Same reason he slouches all the time.

>>30201945
nice headcanon

>>30201722
Yeah the English version snuck it in.

>>30201956
Poorfags like him can't afford milk.

>>30202007
Is Guzma a hungry skeleton under all those clothes?

>>30202023
Not since team Skull, probably has his crew go on grocery runs.

>>30202023
Yep. Probably anemic too, after post game his skin seems a little better looking though.

>>30202007
hex maniac/guzma when

>>30201983
And the German version apparently abolishes it completely. Says it was a Pokemon battle. No idea if it was censorship or a fuck up though.

Actually, does anybody know how any of the other translations handle this? I here the French version keeps the implication at least.

I WANNA JOIN YOUR GANG

>>30202044
They probably get him potato chips and Mountain Dew. He needs to eat healthy.

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>>30201863
Ok

>>30202007
why wouldn't he just steal it?

>>30202123
>Implying he doesn't let the grunts and plumeria eat all the healthy food while he takes what's left over

>>30202079
It's probably censorship, I hear the Germans are really infamous for scrubbing violence out of children's media.

>>30202059
Anemic I can believe, you're probably not getting a lot of iron on a diet of Doritos and Mountain Dew.

>>30198186
VIOLENCE

>>30202192
What if they are desperate to eat the food of Nanu's Meowths?

>>30202192
Does he noscope too?
>yfw team skull has to constantly steal new Wiis for him because he keeps breaking them

>>30202244
They just do Smash tournaments all day.

>>30202253
Nonstop Mario Kart.

>>30202216
Or a Meowth.

>>30202216
what happened to nanu thread :-(

>>30202318
You can always start one up. no issue here, love me some Nanu as well

>>30201735
you should have Kahili wearing Guzmas sunglasses. Or just holding onto them maybe

>>30202192
>Germans are really infamous for scrubbing violence out of children's media

In Naruto they edited out a dudes entire giant sword and left in only the handle.

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>>30202318
people woke up and realized guzma was the better daddy

>>30202399
thats not the picture i saved wtf

>>30202377
You mean Zabuza? How could they fucking do that?

>>30202399
>ywn be the boi

>>30202399
Kukui and Guzma aren't friends.

>>30202399
i am speechless. you have roasted me......................... i fuck guzma now

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>>30202438
They don't want another Hitler.

>>30202399
oh okay if you click it it turns back to what i posted
>>30202448
is joke

>>30202487
Fucking Zabuza sword can cut through rice paper, and the handle can levitate.

How can other ninjas even compete?

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post guzmemes

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>search for some new art
>apparently Japanese twitter collectively learned just this morning that Guzma likes hot cocoa and won't shut up about it

Do the Nips have a hivemind that allows them all to play at the exact same pace?

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>>30202487
That is legitimately offensive to look that.

>>30202540
Aight.

>post-game
>Hala starts retraining Guzma
>Guzma crashes at his place
>Wonders why Guzma doesn't go back to his parent's house since his mansion was taken away.
>Goes over there to investigate.
>Notices the golf clubs.
>Notices Guzma's father dodging questions about why they're so bent.
>remembers seeing bruises on Guzma during his original training, thinking they were bruises from one of his common scuffles.
>Disgusted Hala leaves
>Goes back to his house where Guzma's being lazy
>hugs him and apologizes for not seeing this sooner.
>takes him out for Tapu Cocoa.

>>30202554
>implying Hala wouldn't reveal his true form like he did to Hau and obliterate the old cunt

That Yeti Crab would Kakyoin the shit out of him.

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>>30202487
Wtf happened, Germany?

>>30195593
>undertale reference
nice

now draw some loli

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>>30202540

>>30202554
>Hala and Guzma being bros

Fuck yeah

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>>30202540
Is Gurren Lagann a meme?

>Rap is a man's soul!

>>30202304
>implying they don't raid the place for cash because of the pay day

>>30202554
what if guzma beat his parents, not the other way around

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>>30202554
>guzma gets frustrated during training and blurts out that he wants to go home
>remembers what he'd have to go back to

Where does our boi go after he's done?

>>30202627
>not posting the version with the shotgun

>>30202684
He's with Hala so presumably there, possibly po town too.

>>30202399
God damn it Hiro, fix this shit

>>30202684
Back to Po Town to live with his real family.
Maybe to get hitched to Plumeria, too.

>>30202677
Why would he get a redemption story if he beat his parents?

>>30202697
son i cant find no version with a shotgun
you post it
>>30202684
you can live with me guzma! i have a single bed, so it might be a but snug though ;;;;;)

>>30202721
>po town is fixed
>guzmeria wedding
>whole place parties so hard the next day everything's in shambles again
Fund it.

>>30202677
He defended himself from his father in the english translation.

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'Member when everyone thought Guzma would either be a goofy comic relief character or a extremely destructive/insane gang leader?

>>30202800
>Nobody even gives a shit, decides it's better that way anyways.
>Guzma and Plum ride away in a cart pulled by a flock of Dustox with "Just Married" on the back

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what kinda voice you reckon he has?
i cant help but hear him as a chav desu

>>30202985
I imagine that all the vocals in the Skull themes are just him.

>>30203067
i swear if you listen closely in his battle theme you can hear "its your boy"

>>30202985
I imagine him as kinda crazed, but not overly deep. Kinda like this (2:05)
https://youtu.be/TkyLnWm1iCs?t=125

I'm probably in the minority here.

>>30202809
pic? didn't catch this

>>30202547
Maybe. But according buzz quiz you need to solve in order to get to Guzma, the correct answer for his favorite drink is Tapu Cocoa. I don't mind cute Guzma art. I find it adorable that his drinks something you don't expect him to drink.

>>30202800
>po town rebuilt
>destroyed again
how pissed will Nanu be?
probably not at all actually. I think he doesn't give a fuck about anything at this point

Expect a lewd gentle femdom Guzmeria fic tonight.

How do I fight our boy in the battle tree? Does he just show up there at random after you beat him on the beach?

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>>30203709
god bless you and all you stand for anon

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>>30203709
You're doing God's work, anon.

>>30203684
He was probably the rowdiest out of all of them I think.

>>30203709
will it be on AO3 or or will you paste it in a guz thread?

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>>30203709
>ywn collar and dominate guzma
Im actually dead

>>30203783
Which method is preferred?

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Tried a quick sketch of our boy, how's it?

>>30203927
ao3, imo
it can be messy trying to keep track of all these threads

>>30203931
now draw him fucking loli chicken-chan

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>>30203964
delet this

>>30203927
ao3 would be the easiest way for us to find it again
>>30203964
DELET this chicken chan and guzma's friendship is pure

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>>30203964

>>30203931
its lovely
thank you
>>30203964
you leave chicken-chan out of this

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>>30204053
>>30204045
>>30204019
>>30204016

Chicken-chan loves older men's dick in her smooth, hairless, tight loli pussy and there's nothing you can do about it except be jealous.

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>>30204110
I like older men too.......whats wrong with me.

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>>30203709
yes. more guzmeria love to feed my insatiable appitite
>>30204110
please return to the /trash/ where you belong

>>30204166
I assume you're not 11 though.

>>30204225
no of course not.

>>30204218
pedo-in-denial spotted with my poké finder

>>30204218
Not him, but likewise.
Pegging is gay shit desu, fampai.

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>>30203709
Can't wait.

>>30204237
S-sure... then it's ok...

>>30204245
>not expecting gay shit in the current year
get with the times famalam

>>30204371
I SEE NIPPLE

>>30203739
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but he seems to be a random opponent in there. I watched a gameplay video of battling him in the Battle Tree and he was the player's tenth opponent.

>>30204371
>not as lewd
>nipple

>>30204371
NIPS
Also,
Fuck you, faggerman, Guzma is a top. He's destruction in human form, including pussy destruction.

>>30204371
>peggingfags so stupid they post nips on a blue board

Lel

>>30204440
are nips b&? i forgot to hit spoiler
should i delete?

>>30204450
Plumeria is toppier

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>>30203964
If you are going to ship them, adjust her age that of an adult.

>>30204492
Feed her rare candies.

>>30204486
I'll compromise with Plumeria riding Guzzy in the cowgirl position. Maybe I'll throw in some beration/bullying if you're nice.

>>30194853
How old is Guzma even supposed to be?

>>30204484
nips=nudity
Mods won't permaban you anyways

>>30204371
You might want to delete that, just in case. 4chan gets anal about boobs.

>>30204484
Yeh. Fuckin' newfags.

>>30204522
Early 20 due his desire for acknowledgement of his strenght from adults.

>>30204492
no, that makes it not hot anymore

>>30204597
Then make Guzma a shota.
Toy ships are cute

>>30204542
It happens to best of us. I rarely post anything lewd and forgot that you have to either crop the image or censor the picture in order not get banned by mods.

>>30204432
kek, i like it as a response even if you didn't draw it. why'd you delete it?

>>30204492
is this a joke

>>30204610
What's wrong with the way it is? You don't like seeing lolis getting fucked by older guys who adore their small, innocent bodies?

>>30204371
>you cant delete a post so soon
>you cant delete a post this old
*sighs*
well its not the first ban i guess

>>30204634
delet yourself
i'd rather see him trying to take off her chicken hat

>>30204571
The way they talk about him makes him sound like a teenager but he doesn't really look like one.

>>30204653
benjiman button confirmed

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I want pedos to leave. Make your thread.

>>30204634
Not the other guy, it's just that I don't think a relationship should be based on sex at a young age and that Guzma doesn't deserve to be Chris Hanson'd, and also the fact that romance > sex.

Of course, you're most likely just thinking with your newly functioning scrotum, so you won't understand any of this.

Basically, go jerk off a little and come back when you get it out of your system.

>>30204643
It's not too bad, in good case it's only up for few ours to one day. I speak from experience.

>>30204722
...your own thread*

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>loligaggers derailing thread
please go back to /b/, we're talking abouy important shit here
guzma would be disappointed

>>30204777
This entire board could use a good whitewashing.

Too many horny fucks with weird fetishes. Myself included, but I'm a vanillafag so it's ok.

>>30204728
>implying you can't have a romantic relationship with lolis
>probably not even realizing this is all fictional
wew

>>30204825
>not realizing that we're all fictional
Wake up, anon. Your family misses you.

>>30204818
Welcome to 4chan.

Also,
>not liking lolis
>the year of our lord 2k16 AD

cant we all just post more guzma

>>30204883
I like tits, sorry. They're bouncy and soft.

And not even /v/ is as bad as this place, and I frequent the drawthreads there.

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Who is this semen demon?

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>>30204892
agreed.
back to the topic at hand

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>>30204892
Here you go.
Remember to ignore and hide all off-topic discussion! I'd say report, too, but the mods get bribed with hot pockets.

>>30204899
I do too. Small, budding ones. :3

You'll see soon enough...

Okay, now back to your regularly scheduled Guzma.

>>30204921
>>30204923
hecc yea thanks anons
much better

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>>30204892
Seconding. Ignore the pedofags and post the best boi.

>>30204919
Guzma "Ya Boy" Skullman
Lord of All Pussy

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>>30204892

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>>30204919
ya boi

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>>30204940
Really, though, it's because of my amazon fetish. Basically the opposite of lolis.

Anyways, Guzma pics.

>>30204943
nice samefag

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>>30204985
>implying that the pitiful anon over there could ever approach my majesty

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why/how is he so cool?

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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648623

Here you have it ladies and gentlemen!
Enjoy :^)

>>30204522
I'm actually not sure. I just assumed early to mid 20s but that could be wrong considering everyone acts much older than their age in Pokemon

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>>30204985
>having a similiar opinion means samefagging
Here's (You)

>>30205023
>foxydrampa
quality username

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>>30205023
AAAAAAAAAAAA thank you darling

Do you think he used to cry about being so bowlegged?

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>>30205023
Managed to find it on the site before you posted it, fucking amazing.
>that ending

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dab

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>>30205023
Bless you anon

>>30205023
Perfect. Second favorite lemon after the fic based on The Decision comic.

What would you do to ya boi Guzma?

>>30205023
This is everything Guzmeria should be. Heartwarming, funny, cute, and hot all at the same time.

>>30205112
Could I get a link to that, and the comic?
>>30205123
Buy him a big cup of Tapu Cocoa

>>30205123
Give him my full emotional support and be the best bro I could be. He just needs a good influence.

>>30205123
cling on to him like a komala

>>30205123
Listening him lecturing about bug Pokemons with a gleam in his eyes.

>>30205112
>>30205131
c-comic?

>>30205123
I'd tickle him to make him smile.

>>30205131
Not pogey, but
Fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10436985/1/The-Last-Decision
Comic: http://m.imgur.com/a/NnHEe

Also it's the Last Decision..

>>30195593
I wish the protag was older, like in BW

>>30205123
idk what id do to him but id like him to bite me

>>30205166
Not Pokémon, but my favorite vidya doujin and lemon fic
>>30205187

>>30205187
Thank you.

>>30205123
Beat him in a Pokemon battle.

>>30205211
same

>>30205219
Your welcome.
I fucking love Kid Icarus.

>>30205123
Beat him up.

>>30205123
wash his hair in the shower whilst he devours my throbbing, cavernous puss hole

>>30205123
Pet his hair

>>30205185
>Guzma being ticklish

C-cute

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>>30205123
Let him use me as his personal cum dumpster

>>30205418
>implying he wouldn't just give you to the grunts

>>30205431
thats fine too, as long as he watches

>>30205431
Does Guzma come off as a person who shares?

>>30205287
okay but sounds actually pretty cute
imagine plums sucking him off and he just starts playing with her hair

>>30205474
Not really, but he likes to make sure his grunts are well taken care of.

>>30201181
>they both have a history in golf
O still rexall that thread

I ship him with olivia
he was with Lusamine mature women don't scare him anymore

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>>30205431
As long as I have his dick in one of the holes, it's fine.

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>>30205418

>>30205123
this
https://youtu.be/J985aHRXLIU

>>30205548
Oh my god, I still have nightmares about this video. Would anyone actually let this happen to them?

>>30205572
It hurts when you get soap in your tip, imagine a fucking grapefruit.

Also:
>Olivia gives advice.
>"How to Berry your man."

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>>30205123
Give him a headpat

>>30205431
a grunt is fine too
I prefer the female ones though

>>30205603
That's begging for a UTI.

>>30205612
Those shorts are lewd. Isn't this supposed to be a kids game?

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>>30204492
Do we know how old Guzman is anyway? On the one hand he seeks adult approval from a 40 year old and on the other a rival from his childhood is already married.

>>30205685
My friend, have you seen >>30204571 or >>30205035

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>>30205685
Jesus Christ I missed the same question three post below >>30204522, my eyes are going

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>>30205023
Lol at the ending, those little shits.

>>30199545
>>30199624
>Xurkitree
>Not Necrozma

Reminder that when this thread hits the bump limit that someone needs to make a new thread
I'm only posting something so obvious because I'm the one who made the last 3 threads but I won't be awake when this thread dies. so when the time comes plz make a new thread for me onegaishimasu

>>30205842
i guess ill have to take up the torch in your stead. sleep well anon

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Good night you fucking degenerates.
Tell the boss I said hello if you see him after he stops voicing his dissapointment in all of you.

Tell me about Guzma's dad, /vp/. Did he beat his no-good son?

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>>30206140
seems like it, even if the english translation watered it down

How come Guzma survived against Lusamine's pack of tentacle monsters while MC was donging around with Lillie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwVogZQtjI4

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>>30205023
>>30205762
I need an edit of this with grunts.
>>30205842
Thank you anon, sleep well. >>30205960
Good night.
>>30206140
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Heavily implied in the text.

>>30206140
Guzma lashed out at his family due to him being a sore loser and never achieving a gold trophy.

His dad tried to straighten him up until he became a Big Guy and hit him back.

some japanese claim that the random flying type E4 is Guzma's older sister, explaining her golf motif and mastering a type strong against bugs.

Has anyone scouted Guzma yet?

>>30206201
they possessed him, maybe they saw he wasnt a threat?

>>30206140
Seems to be the opposite.

>>30206250
but how come he didn't go bonkers like Lusamine? Did he got debonked instead?

>>30206279
>but how come he didn't go bonkers like Lusamine?
Perhaps it magnified the depths of Lusamine's ambition whereas it exaggerated Guzma's fear/insecurities.

>>30206250
When did they possess him?`mil`

>>30205123
Play Smash with him.

>>30205123
Idk I just want to sleep on his chair looks nice

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>>30206241
>the random flying type E4 is Guzma's older sister
Good shit

Would putting a Guzma FAQ on the next thread help with the influx of same questions being asked frequently?

>>30206341
he says they did in that cut scene. he tried to catch one but it disappeared then charged at him and....
the flashback stops there, but he said it possessed him and showed him what fear was

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Based anon who made this - Thank you.

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>>30205123
Take him out to watch Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind.

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>>30206509
Fem Guz is hot.

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>>30206509
Counter

>>30206504
that being said, i imagine it just passed through him, but in that moment of passing through him it read and made him relive his childhood of abuse, maybe even amplified it.
it showed him what he was repressing; that he's just a dead beat nobody with no real family or home. that moment of passing through and looking into his mind and soul, to him it must have felt like an eternity, even though it was over in an instant (kinda like how if youve ever been in an accident, yknow, how time seems to slow down and your life flashes before your eyes?)
essentially, i didnt possess him, but it showed him how powerless he was there and his whole life.

but hey! thats just a theory a GAEM DEORY

>>30206509
>>30206533
>Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human for - it's your bae, Guzma!

tfw guzma will never slam your head into the floor and DP you with his goliospod before having it rip you in half

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ive been kinkshamed in my own home

>>30206611
Idk, they took it pretty well?

>>30206610
Dp?

>>30206610
feels bad.

>>30206578
>Wanna see what destruction looks like?

Dropping my pants out.

>>30206652
oh my sweet summer child

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>>30206652
>double penetration

Guzma is cute. CUTE.

>>30206679
>>30206681
Excuuuuuuse me for not knowing every single acronym. Also how does he double penetrate you with one dick?

>>30206735
He uses his dick and his Golisopod's, it's not hard to figure out.

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>>30206735
my son. Come with me.

>lady or man has two holes.
>lady has vag and butt
>man has mouth and butt.
>golispod has dick too.
>Guzma has dick.
>If you women you get fucked either in ass/mouth, vag/mouth or vag/ass
>If you man you get fucked in mouth/ass

go now and be free to fap over this glorious fantasy

>>30206610
what would goliospod's dick even looks like?
would it be like a oyster, hard shelled but with a strong muscle inside?

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>>30206765
Ladies have technically three holes, but I get what you mean.

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>ywn tell Guzma that he's good enough and nothing is wrong with him.

It hurts, ma bois

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We are autosaging, is anyone making a new thread right now?

>>30206898
oke
>>30206865
dont worry, plums will

>>30206898
>>30206908
>>30206928 here

>>30202985

Wigger or Junkrat from overwatch.

>>30200029

moar digits

>>30206836
yeah i dun goofed