>Game Freak literally just makes random things lying around

shut up nigger ill cuck youre face in faggot

>>30189559
Thats exactly the type of response I'd expect from someone who defends this trash.

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>>30189473

Please don't insult the best UB

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>>30189473
>implying anyone has a giant insatiable monster lying around the office

>>30189699
What is Valve.

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>>30189660
Why would I insult this sexy motherfucker?

>>30189717
speaking of Valve, did anyone get a Xen vibe from the alternate dimension you go into to face Lusamine a 2nd time?

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>>30189473
Yup.

Gamefreak brainstorming session
>Sugi looking around the room
>*SLAP*
>Everyone jolts awake
>"Fuck mosquitoes" Masuda wipes the blood from his arm
>Sugi stands up
>"Guys.."
>"What if mosquitoes had muscles?"

>>30189473
can't even learn flash
based on wires and shit, can't cooil or parabolic charge, can't giga drain etc

as if shit design wasn't enough

>>30189865
>basing a pokemon design on an inanimate object is the same as literally drawing a set of wires tied together and calling it a Pokemon

>>30189957
Isn't it?

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>>30189925

>Sugi looks around the room
>Where the fuck is Ohmori
>Goes to the bathroom
>Ohmori is in there
>With a hostess from that bug-themed club across the street
>Ohmori is desperately trying to make up a lie about her being his wife while Sugi is looking up and down at the hostess' clothes.
>"Hey, lady... you just gave me an idea."

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>>30189957
>what is a tsukumogami
Gamefreak literally can't base a pokemon from their country's mythology without genwunners complaining

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>>30189957
at least they have an excuse to make otherworldly designs with the UBs

Just accept all Pokemon for what they are and not for what they aren't, man

>>30189957
>gears and magnets can be pokemon but wires is where i draw the line

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>>30189473
I dunno, a Christmas tree made out of wires is pretty damn clever. All its missing is a visible face.

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>>30190009
No. If magnemite was designed the same way as xurkitree, it would look like this.

>>30190189
I think the UBs that don't have faces are better that way

It makes them more otherworldly, as they should

>>30189925
>>30190048
Fucking kek

>>30189660
>Cable tie
So he has belts on both arms and legs?
You can't deny that's digimon as fuck.

>>30190053
>it's okay to half- ass designs as long as they're based on an obscure myth

>>30189699
>>30189473
Literally my mom's eldritch horror.

>>30190203
That would be better tho. I wish gen 1 designs weren't so shitty.

>>30190203
>visible face
You're not even trying

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>>30190364
I was hinting towards this thing

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>>30189925
10/10 anon

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Am I the only one who played Bravely Second? Thing totally gives off ba'al vibes.

Plus the part where they come from another world, though ba'als are the corrupted memories of someone from the "real" world, so the collections of items they're based off of don't exist within the world the game takes place in.

>>30190333
>obscure myth
Everyone Japanese and their grandma knows what a tsukumogami is, retard. That's like saying Bigfoot is an obscure myth.

>>30190477
Stopped playing for some reason once I reached Lord Providence. Tried to pick it back up after months and I could remember how my convoluted team strategy worked.

Which game is that by the way? Can people outside of Japan play it?

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>>30189473
>now

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>>30189473
>insulting wiggle friend

>>30189957
It is

>>30190583
Isn't that just the last two boss fights? All the exposition is between those two, iirc.

Game is Bravely Archive: D's Report. I figure you can play it if you get the .apk or use one of those alt app stores that has jap games. There's an english guide within the first page of results.

>>30190692
Wait I lied about the mobile game, it's either Praying Brage, or the one coming out next year that's currently in closed beta.

>>30189473
>disliking electric airdancer
Why do you hate fun

>>30189925
>"Guys.."
>"What if mosquitoes were FUCKIN SWOLE?"

>>30189473
>What is Magnemite
>What is Grimer and Muk
>What is Voltorb and Electrode
>What is Geodude

Dumb Genwunners like you will think that they just started doing this.

>>30189957
>basing a pokemon design on an inanimate object is the same as literally drawing a bunch of magnets and screws together and calling it a Pokemon