Literally why is he so upset all the time

Because GF gave him that shitty speed stat.

>>30188491
Because he's sick of hearing plebs call him 'the original Angry Bird' like it's clever or something.

>>30188491
>Literally why
God, /vp/ is full of underage

>>30188491
Cause he knows he'll never be able to even scratch what Talonflame was

>>30188515
It gave a great flying-type move though.

He hates Talonflame

>>30188491
Its the only visual difference he has from a regular tocan.

>>30188491
Because your mom didn't have an abortion

>>30188535
terrible speed
signature move sucks
is literally the least brave of all regional birds

any one of those three

>>30188540
I don't know why this made me laugh so much

>>30188491
because is the 4th pidgeot.

>>30188743
>it is shit because it is slow
>it is shit because it has negative priority
it will be slow either way

>>30188743
>signature move sucks
A 100 power 100 accuracy move that burns the foe if he gets attacked

Where is the issue

>>30188491
hes upset because he has the worst speed of any regional bird

>>30188842
It lacks the bulk to tank hits.

>>30188515
Because GF gave everything a shitty speed stat.

>>30188491
because Toucannon is literally /vp/

>>30188842
Even better, the heating up happens before fake out, which can punish fake out users

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>>30188491
>toucans use their beaks for thermoregulation
>Toucannon can heat its beak up to 212 degrees F
>the first toucan Pokemon is a super serious and rage filled toucan as opposed to an expected goofy bird
>webm related
Toucannon is the best bird

>>30188542
this

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Literally why is he so upset all the time

>>30188743
>terrible Speed
Use Flame Charge. Its Atk is also high enough to cause some good damage even with a base 60 move.

>>30188869

It burns even if he's KO'd
Even if he's asleep or fully paralyzed

He's mad that everybody called him "literally my mom's toucan" before the game came out.

>>30188921
almost everyone has the same eyes in gen 1

>>30188491
Shit design, shit speed, shit signature move, shit everything. Nothing good about it. Toucannonfags and Crapbominablefags are the new Chesnaughtfags, no redeeming qualities objectively but praise their shitty abominations into oblivion. If you like this piece of shit you should be hunted down, because your opinion is objectively shit and wrong.

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>>30189009
Just heard the bell ring, better not miss class, anon.

>>30189009
wew the Imtheonlyonewithtastefag found a new victim
you also think basic muk is shit or something?

>>30188954
Doesn't matter. It should be capable of tanking hits with a move that necessitates it.

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>>30189009
>being this mad
well at least you have something in comon with toucannon now

>>30189009
>shit signature move

Feel free to hate the bird, but the signature move is great(and would be even better on a bulkier bird).

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>>30189009
is this (you), anon?

>>30188909
Oh my god that's adorable

>>30189167
it is

and at the end of the episode Toucannon lets Rowlet go with Ash because he knows it's the best for Rowlet

>>30189100
>>30189156
See? Exactly my point. The speed wouldn't matter if it was very bulky.

>>30189009
The three mentioned Pokémon are my least favorite of all of the 802. I love you, anon

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>>30189009
Why even be mad about people liking things?

>>30189009
>feather dance
>roost
he'll be fine

>Another fucking Normal/Flying


Y'wonder why he's pissed?

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>>30189009
>being this mad at a fictional bird.

>>30189315
To be fair he pulls it off decently without being a Pidgeot or Staraptor style clone

>>30189376
I feel so bad for unfezant in this regard, it should have been a special attacker not a shitty follow up to staraptor. Staraptor was my mvp in platinum alongside empoleon. Close combat reksss!>>30189376

>>30188909
Cuck toucan lel

>>30188491
When he's statused he actually looks sad.

>>30189745
but it's the same egg group

so it's still his biological child

which is weird, seeing as if you're a Pokemon, your children can be different species

>>30188909
this would explain why he's pissed, fucking cuck

>>30189745
same egg group, and he's clearly a male so the one that got cucked was that trumbeak if it was suppose to be its partner and not just an older son

>>30189840
>>30189955
man, Pokemon breeding is so strange

no wonder the daycare people have no idea how the egg got there

>>30188542
You know, besides the red shit around his ass. Or the fact he's four times bigger then a toucan.

>>30189988
The egg will be whatever the mother's species was. Ergo there was some sort of egg shenanigans intentional or not, or that toucannon got it on with a female of its species and a decidueye.

>>30190040
>red shit around his ass
No wonder he's mad. He has hemorrhoids.

He knows he'll never be able to live up to the legacy of his older brother, Talonflame. All he ever wanted to do was be a cute woodpecker, but the sheer force pressure and expectations turned him into a bitter, angry toucan.

>>30188491
Because you arent giving him enough pokebeans

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>>30190099
thanks, I didn't need to see have that in mind everytime I see it

you disgust me