>2017 >still no pokémon based on the Marxist ideals wtf GF

>>30175617
We've had garbador since gen 5, what're you on about?

Communism was created by the devil himself to mislead young children into sinning and ultimately destroy the world.

>>30175666
Trips confirm.

If it wasn't for Capitalism, Pokemon wouldn't exist you economic illiterate OP

There's Scyther. Although it doesn't learn Crabhammer.

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>>30175617
Just flying in, nobody is talking about forced wealth redistribution, now are we?

>>30175666
>mentions the devil
>gets 666
It's official.

>>30175666
is this first-hand evidence from satan himself?

>>30175721
Yes, Mi General, Mr. OP is a faggot!

>>30175617
>>30175617
Here's a decent collection of Bolshémons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajK7KE1BAlI

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>>30175721

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>>30175793
Why would you even post this. It's the Sky Droppers for you, commie!

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>>30175617
but gen 11 is based on the ex URSS
you might as well cap this post.

>>30175875
>>30175793
>>30175617
Every single person I've referenced needs to receive a free helicopter ride,
get em, >>30175721 !!!!

>>30175617
Lysandre got close.

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>>30175721
>Just flying in, nobody is talking about forced wealth redistribution, now are we?
Fuck that liberal capitalist apologist shit, we're talking about seizing the means of production and executing the ruling class by firing squad and dumping their bodies into a ditch.

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>>30176419
Sounds like you'll receive the "first class" seating within the death choppers, economic illiterate.
Why are you even on /vp/ anyways? Pokemon wouldn't exist without capitalism.

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>>30176462
>Why are you even on /vp/ anyways? Pokemon wouldn't exist without capitalism.

>>30176505
This analogy implies that the attributes of using an iPhone or driving a car without a seat belt are actions that one can't evade. Frequenting /vp/ is an action that you don't have to partake within.
By the way, seat belts were produced via capitalism anyways. Automobile companies just added another positive to their cars so consumers considered them more appealing.

>>30175617
I got your back, OP.
This video here opened my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCwyF6NA3E
Since I was a kid, I always liked Mewtwo's plan in the first movie. For me, the ideas that he had for free Pokémon were not only good but necessary.
After watching this video, which I showed to all my other Pokémon friends, we started reading about dialectic materialism.
Now we are thinking of forming a Kibbutz and later turn it into a Soviet.

>>30176859
Water is wet
Just end yourself aweonao

>>30175648
KEK

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>>30175666
>satan tells me communism is bad
nice try, Lucy

>>30176505
this comic is fucking retarded holy shit

Fuck communists. I say put all the godless bastards in their gulags!

>>30177212
REMOVE COMMIES remove commies

>>30175875
>мyдкипc

>>30177087
wtf i love the Dictatorship of the proletariat now

>>30175617
since old pokemon having a new region-form is a thing now, Dhelmise will look like a hammer and scyth in gen 8

>>30177212
But anon God is a communist. He loves all equally.

>still no Pokemon based on the greatness of multiculturalism and diversity

We need another capitalist Pokemon to piss these commie shits off, Pinoskarm isn't enough.
How about a fancy human-like one in a top hat that is known for asking you for favors and giving you rewards afterwards, or having an ability that permits you to give it a hold item, in which it has a chance to turn into a nugget/big nugget/starpeice or other currency item after battling.

>>30177309
>no pokemon where lillie is brutally gang raped by strange foreign men and the main character has to care for her rape babies

>>30177332
I would welcome it as that would be communist Pokemon

>>30177303
Having equivalent affection for all isn't the same of equal wealth for all, God's reality makes this very clear. God designed capitalism, as it is ingrained within the human mental structure. He gave us a natural tool to live in his reality, and that tool is our capitalist mental structures.

>>30177356
>what is every pokemon breeding farm

>>30177356
Maybe if Game Freak was a Swedish company

>>30177369
Pfft, HAHAHAHAHAHA
A communist pokemon would be a basement-dwelling neckbeard. Not even communist leaders believe communism works, they use it as a medium to get everything for themselves at the expense of the people, and tell their followers that it's the contrary that is apparent.

If the Pokémon world is capitalist explain:

1) Why Pokémon centers are free.

>>30177399
Every Pokemon region takes place on a privately owned small island. It's all a recreational vacation experience, similar to a theme park or cruise ship. This is why the cities, towns, and routes are all miniscule in size. The "Pokecenters" being complimentary are just an attraction to the whole spectacle. The story is just acted out by actors and the Pokemon are holograms.

>>30177370
>He gave us a natural tool to live in his reality, and that tool is our capitalist mental structures.
You say this and yet it is this very capitalist mentality that drives us to ruin our environment in a misguided effort to excel.

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>>30177399
very high poke-taxes

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>>30175617
>turning an ideology into a physical entity
what

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>>30175875
>I have to wait for gen 11 to go to slavistan
it hurts

>>30177499
yea, unlike time, life, death, whatever X and Y stand for and global warming

>>30175648
Fpbp

>>30177466
>Implying that environmentalist concerns are real
>Implying any and all efforts to excel in capitalism are misguided
Capitalism is how the world progresses, and how we mend it to appease our human needs better and better.
Also, the Earth is flat, environmentalism is a ruse that is generated by corporatism, not capitalism.
Dangerous monopolies can only be apparent when economic leftism invades a capitalist economy, it permits corporations to outcompete their competition through regulations that their usually immunized from, and even if they weren't immunized from them they'll still receive an advantage over their smaller competition. Environmentalist regulations aren't an exception from these dangerous regulations.

>>30177561
>Implying that environmentalist concerns are real
They indeed are. Everyday we are harming our environment more. Everyday we exploiting the weak, the sick, the ignorant and the poor for the sake of feeding the excess consumerism that turns the cogs of capitalism.

There is no need for any of this. No one man needs to be better than another of his kind. Why can't we all just live in peace and harmony with each other and our environment?

How is it fair that a man like Trump is born to a rich family and lives out his days like a king while the average person will never enjoy even 1% of his priviledges?

>>30177684
The trump family has to still work to maintain their wealth, poor people are only poor because they are unemployed due to these shitty trade deals that are destroying our businesses. Just give a man a job in a capitalist economy, and his living standards exceeds those of kings centuries ago. Everyone flourishes.

Pokemon is for children and Marxism is for children. It's a match made in heaven.

>>30177684
>How is it fair that a man like Trump is born to a rich family and lives out his days like a king while the average person will never enjoy even 1% of his priviledges?
It's fair because Trump's ancestors worked harder and smarter than yours.