Salazzle thread

>>30170443
I went with Flamethrower/Sludge Bomb/Dragon Pulse/Nasty Plot.

>>30170767
So Sludge Bomb is better than Venoshock?

Lopunny is based on an icon of sex

That's okay

Salazzle was designed with the specific intention of people masturbating to it

That's not okay

>Fire/Poison
>doubly weak to dirt wobble

Yeah, no.

>>30170955
>letting your lizard get dirty

>>30170443
Salazzle @ focus sash
Ability: corrosion
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- toxic
- Fire Blast
- Sludge Wave
- Dragon pulse

I knew running toxic on dalazzle is a meme, but I've found a use for it by using it on toxapex. Scald is a 2hko on salazzle despite the paper defenses.

>>30170868
Fuck off nigger, no one cares if you're triggered.

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>>30170443

>>30170868
I agree. I loved salandit, but I don't dig boner bait lizard. It also sucks that they gave corrosion to a sweeper and not a tank

>>30170443
Salazzle @ life orb / black sludge / focus sash / air balloon
Ability: corrosion
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Toxic
- Fire Blast
- Sludge Wave
- Nasty Plot

Salazzle @ black sludge
Ability: corrosion
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Sludge Wave
- Flamethrower

Salazzle @ life orb
Ability: oblivious
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Nasty Plot
- Fire Blast
- Sludge Wave
- Hidden Power (ice, grass, or ground) / Dragon Pulse

Salazzle @ salac berry
Ability: oblivious
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Fire Blast
- Belch
- Nasty Plot

Salazzle @ life orb / black sludge
Ability: corrosion
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Toxic
- Fire Blast
- Sludge Wave
- Knock Off / Will-o-wisp

That's about all it can possibly do, other than specs which is dogshit.

>>30171505
Why oblivious over corrosion on half of those?

Salazzle is surprisingly a good anti Toxapex

>>30171579
Corrosion is useless if your not running toxic.

>>30170767
>sludge bomb
>not superior sludge wave

>>30170868
AUTISM

MFW vorephile

MFW no vore yet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30171715
good

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>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

>>30171238
Yeah I mean it doesn't bother me at all that Salandit doesn't evolve. But if they're gonna do that, it would've been rather kind of them if they made Salandit's base stats only slightly worse than Salazzle.

It's just the courteous thing to do, I think. Like for example Salazzle's speed is 111. Why can't Salandit's be 101 instead of 77?

>>30171835
Salazzle's speed is actually a whopping 117, which is about 75% of why it's good.

>>30171882
And fire/poison/dragon gives you perfect coverage.

im fucking loving salazzle shes my Special Sweeper (my physical is goliospod) and they haven't got a team that can counter my team yet is awesome

>>30172469

fuck my friend havent fouond a good enough counter to my team

should I give Salazzle a balloon

>>30173604
no

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>no idea what to name my lewd lizard

>>30173633
wouldn't she get ground immunity

>>30171770
Yo I just think its shiny looks cool, I don't know about all this shit.

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>>30171715
>vorephile

Out you.

>>30170790
If they are not poisoned. In which case venoshock does double damage.

>>30171653
Sludge bomb has a higher chance of getting the poison status. Its a toss up. Either that or the better damage of sludge wave. I can see appeal of the former though since salazzle cant take damage for shit.

>>30172169
enjoy getting one shotted by mud shot

>>30174875
>he puts his mon in front of someone that can one-shot it

also, air balloon

>>30174901
yeah, because you always know your opponents moves

>>30174984
you do realize huge part of pokemon fighting is prediction right

>>30175335
Not if you're good at pokemon

>>30175356
>he seriously thinks expert players are incapable of being predictable

and using your logic a good player with Salazzle will know how to be unpredictable

but I won't indulge you any further since your goal is to derail the thread anyway

>>30175387
enjoy getting one shotted by mud shot

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not busty enough

>>30175632
I like it, she's just got the right amount of curve to look like she's got a really tight leotard on, even the top of her stomach markings look like the straps of a swimsuit.

She's very aerodynamic, I like titty monsters but not everything needs them udders.

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>>30175675
aerodynamic waifu?

>>30175827
t h i c c

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>>30175827
>>30175873
I kinda don't like the round-ish tongue tho.

>>30175908
yeah that's the first thing that stuck out to me

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>>30171770
I know that feel, brother... Giant Salazzle controlling the minds of an entire human city porn when?

>>30175748
shit

...

fuck

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>>30175970
I actually prefer the official height. Something about her being "enough" makes her cute.

>>30174179
Pheromoan
Killer Queen
Lewd Lizard

>>30174179
Named mine Pele.

And sent out a million and one males named "Nope" because the only way to get a female with a nature that didn't lower speed or Sp Attack was to breed two shit ones together for hours.

I don't want a lusty maid.
How's Salandit? Can he hold his own unevo'd?

>>30176270
Much slower, far worse Sp Attack, notably less HP, and his defenses are just under Salazzle's with Evolite.

>>30176270
hahahahahaha

>>30176270
lol

Holding off on evolution until my Salandit learns Venoshock.
Sure I can buy the TM, but I need more money for clothes.

>>30170767
>dragon pulse
>not running the superior HP ice

>>30176270
hot garb

>>30176334
>hp ice can fuck up ground type switch ins
Thanks for the tip anon, will try it out tomorrow.

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The SUPERIOR salazzle set coming right in
Sexlizard@black sludge
oblivious
4 def 252 spa 252 spe
-venoshock
-flamethrower
-substitute
-hp (whatever you need for coverage)/dragon pulse

this assumes you have toxapex support. Toxic spikes are up and running. This is really the best way to use her IMO.

she has a perfect body shape

>>30176447
I like it. Would use fire blast instead.

Mine did well with Flamethrower, Sludge Wave, Toxic (yeah frail as shit, but can't turn down that steel/poison poisoning) and some other special coverage.

As for item, Maybe Focus Sash so it can toxic someones wall and not die.
Maybe Air Balloon to troll the people that will quake it.
Failing that Choice whatever or life orb to do more damage/speed.

>>30178313
If you're gonna use Toxic, why not use Venoshock instead of Sludge Wave?

>>30174179
I called mine Sally as an affectionate diminutive.

>>30170443
>her

Good goy.

>>30179132
My Salazzle is male, MALE!

>>30179325
Except that's impossible.

>>30180100
The salandit identifies as female so it can evolve

>>30178369
I want to use belch because i want to get belched by dommy, smelly salazzle until the putrid fumed is all i can breathe

>>30175970
You've got good taste, anon

CUUUUUMM

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>>30174179
I named mine T Sizzle.

>>30170767
I use something like this, but I use Toxic (otherwise Corrosion is completely useless) and Venoshock (neat 120-130 BP damage when the target is poisoned, which Toxic is also useful for) instead of Nasty Plot and Sludge Bomb. Nasty Plot was a lifesaver before she learned Dragon Pulse though.

Im not a furfag but good lord why did nintendo design something this lewd

>constant fuck me face
>thicc thighs with decent curves
>literal pheromones that are meant for breeding

>>30180359
w-wew

>>30180731
what did she mean by this

>>30170443
>her

>>30181133
W-whats wrong anon.

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Defend this.
>different times of day
The rules as written do not change by the hour. If an image breaks a rule once, then it breaks a rule whenever it's posted again, because it's the same image.

When do you get her?

>>30181361
Mods are fags what do you expect
>>30181547
Before the fire trial

I'd never jacked it to a lizard before Salazzle

>>30182016
There wasn't another lizard quite like salazzle

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mine loves to ride horsecock

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>first salandit I catch is a timid female with corrosion

What is best nature, Modest or Timid?

>>30181361
so, can i get sauce of that pic?

>>30183136
Equally good. Modest means more damage, timid means more speed. I'm sure you know that already, but I just mean it depends what you want. It's already fast, but it can always be outsped by faster pokemon, so, it's your choice.

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>>30183244
enjoy

>>30181361
salazzle lewd is fine
salandit is nono

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Fire/Poison typing, dark skin, intentionally disturbingly sexy... I doubt this is a coincidence.

>>30183597
Salandit has more porn
some of it is better than salazzle's tbqhwy

>>30170955
>only type combo with furnace turd that x4 resists rainbow faggot magic
I'll take two

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>>30170443
Well I run a sort of simple set for my salazzle meant to counter tanks
Cleo (Salazzle) @ Air Balloon
Timid
4 hp/252 SpAtk/252 Speed
-Sludge wave
-Flamethrower
-Nasty Plot
-Toxic
By the way, this gal has been fucking amazing, both in game and competitive, doing the hardest of carrying and clutch as fuck plays
is it normal to want to marry a fictional lizard?

>>30183575
thanks brother

>>30184288
I mean...not really? But I want to marry her too, so what do I know...

>>30184288
I didn't think I'd want to see Salazzle dressed as Bayonetta but it happened and I am loving it.

Would it be dangerous to fug?

>>30184769
maybe, there's only one way to know.

>>30174179
I named mine Elizabeth because it's a lizard

>>30180495
I want the follow up to this image to be incredibly innocent. Like Salazzle just wanted to play Monopoly or something

>>30185052
I'm sorry, but when the image isn't cropped, it's pretty unambiguous.

>>30184992
Mine is Vex

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>>30180495
>dat filename
i see what you did there

>>30183783
Giger gives me nightmares.