GUZMA THREAD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>>30166489
I wasn't being sarcastic, but I can see why some might take it that way.

>Guzma is confirmed to be in the anime
>English dub coming soon

Who voices the boi, /vp/?

>>30166659
>Guzma confirmed to be in anime
Source.
>Dub
It'll be shit. 90% of english dubs of kids' shows are shit nowadays.

>>30166659
SHOW ME PROOF please

>>30166659
Danny Devito
Or that guy from Jackass.

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4th for eating malasadas with Guzma

>>30166659
Really?

>>30166650
I see. Sorry.

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>>30166659
>Guzma is confirmed to be in the anime
gimme the sauce boss

>>30166724
It's ok.

how do i become a grunt with a cool boss like guzma irl?

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>>30166508
Bully with birds and golf balls.

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>>30166659
B-bait?

>>30166508
someone need to put a pokemon/yugioh card in his hand

>>30166791
No bully. They can kissu tho.

I'm having trouble imagining a voice for guzma

>>30166659
How badly will they butcher his backstory?

>>30166795
draw your last pathetic card gladion

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Goddammit GF for not giving us more history on all these awesome characters. Do we have to make our own headcanons on everything?!

>>30166881
>implying he will have a back story in the anime and wont just be some thug.

>>30166508
>Other members of Team Skull are also welcome
why not just call it a team skull thread then?

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>>30166329
>>30166168
I ain't one of those "shipping mean characters makes you an abuser!!!" types, I'm just tired of people overwriting genuinely fucked up, interesting characters into their Disney princess molds. The most interesting thing about their relationship is how she controls him, not some imaginary way he "saves" her.

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>mfw his post-game team
I've lost to him three times already. Why is he so fucking hard? I steamrolled his team during his fights in the story.

>>30166659
Dameon Clarke

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>>30166925
Literally me during every photo I'm taken with. On one hand it's interesting to hear other people's theories about the characters, on the other hand GF makes these nice characters leave too much open or won't bother to explain them further.

>>30166948
>He appears briefly in one episode, says one word and that's his whole presentation in the anime

Ree

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hey look our boy from the other thread went and made it big

>>30167157
>not a single on is doing the pre-battle pose

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>>30167074
It's like they are talking about different Lusamine. I don't understand how they come to this conclusion, then again it's like 5 am and I'm barely thinking this trough. All I can think is "What".

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>>30167189
hopefully he comes back here and does it just for us

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>>30167157
Hope he had fun time.

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for an anon from the previous thread:

">Plumeria finding Guzma crying after Lusamine "dumps" him
>Comforting him
>Him saying that nobody cares about him, and that he's worthless
>Plum suddenly kisses him, then calls him an idiot"

sorry, sorry, someone asked me to post it here

>>30167157
Squad goals

>>30167074
>Lusamine
>remorseful
Bitch didn't even suddenly have a change of heart or go "oh man I've fucked everything" or nothin'. She literally just arbitrarily decided that Lillie had actually become beautiful while coming off her JRPG Final Boss high.

There's absolutely nothing to indicate that Lusamine changed at all mentally.

>>30167157
>the guy on the right's arms

Jesus help me.

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Anyone else here read PokeSpe? I'm curious as to how they will portray Guzma.

>>30167335
don't do this to me, anon

>>30167335
Bueno. Thank you for posting this anon.

>>30167335
Thank you anon, very very nice!
Glad my idea was appealing, and thanks for posting it here.

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>>30167335
part 2

>>30167335
Aaw, this is so cute and heartbreaking to see Guzma like that. Good work. I want embrace him

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>>30167488
part 3

sorry if it's messy

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>>30167488
damn. poor boss

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>>30167362
Look. Look what they did to him.

>>30167488
>>30167516
Fantastic, and I mean that sincerely.

>>30167516
And it gets better.

>>30167535
That's not from pokespe

>>30167488
>>30167516
Love the artwork. Feels really bad Guzma, good thing he has Plums and grunts to support him.

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>>30167362
Norman what the fuck

>>30167599
Oh, it's not? Thank god.

>>30167516
Oh shit! This made me blush.

>>30167516
Man, your art is so fluid. Great job.

>>30167535
>Gusma-sensei

Haha, what?

>>30167654
Guzumaru-sensei

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>>30167535
>guzamaru

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>>30167622
pokemon special is pretty dark

>>30167535
That looks like BoBoBo.

>>30167488
>>30167516
Simply beautiful.

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>>30167335
>>30167488
>>30167516
Are you going to pay for the medical bills to repair my heart? Cause this broke it, bless your art
Also wtf I love plumeriaxguzma now

>>30167776
Jesus, i left the series after GS, what happened?

>>30168016
>the despair on guzma's face
Perfect.

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>>30168055
s a d b o y s

i'm sorry but where the fuck does everyone get the idea that guzma was into lusamine?

>>30168143
He was following her orders because she was the only adult who respects him

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OC don't steal.

>>30168143
Plumeria mentioned Guzma "liked" Lusamine because she was the only adult who respected him.

>>30167129
Worse yet
>he gets rekt by ash easily and has no impact on the plot
My expectations are beyond rock bottom.

>>30168289
Magzu The Skull Leader
OC Donut Steal
Nothin personnel, kid

>>30168269
sleep tight little guzma

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>>30168391
>he appears in the anime and works with jesse and james

reeee

What if Gamefreak tried psychologically mindfucked us?
Remember when Guzma was released and we all thought he was goin' t'be this memey funny dude because of the reveal trailer? Instead we get a scary intimidating guy with anger issues.
What if our first perception of who Guzma was going to be, was the person he could've been had he had a better childhood?

>>30167335
>Guzma reforms and fixes po town and helps all his ex-grunts out in the process
>gets hitched to plumeria
>at the wedding everyone parties so hard the town walls get wrecked and the whole island is short on liquor for months
Fund it. It would be hilarious.

>>30168460
Why do you think they did that anon? It's because they wanted us to like him from the reveal and make him our boy so that when we played the game we wouldn't think he was a douche character but instead feel worried and invested in him.

>>30167535
That's not pokespecial.

>>30168552
Well duh.
I was trying to hit people in the feels but you ruined it.

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>>30168604
Glad I could help

>>30168454
I honestly wouldn't mind if they gave him some much needed support and/or called him out on his shit. Could be decent, but I doubt it.

>>30168657
I'd hate you, but the reaction image made me chuckle. So thanks.

>>30166659
>Guzma is confirmed to be in the anime
Sauce pls.

Also at least in the Jap release I can envision Sugita voicing him.

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>get to 3rd island
>still haven't see him

Don't tell me this nigga shows up where there's only like 2 hours worth of main storyline left.

>>30166717
>Danny Devito
I didn't think I could love Guzma any more than I do now, but if he was voiced by DD I think I could die happy

>>30168829
you'll see him shortly

>>30168829
You're almost there.

>>30168829
Post more Guzma reaction images, I need them.

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Man, Po Town is depressing as shit post-game. They relied on Guzma so much but now they don't know what to do. There's even a Grunt that comes into the Guzma's room when you sit on his chain because he thought he came back. Then when you examine the chair it says that it looks like the armrests were hit countless times with an angry fist.

Then there's this one grunt:
>The boss was a complete bully, but I'm an incomplete grunt. Sometimes I want to smash the world, but I'm always afraid of it.

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>>30169256

>>30169316
>sit on his chain
Obviously meant chair.

>>30169316
Fuck, I really hope he winds up coming back there and helping them out.

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>>30169256

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>>30169316
>the grunts in the Pokemon Center literally sell you the shirts off their backs to cut their losses and start a new life
>"Good bye, Po Town. Good bye, Team Skull. Good bye, misspent youth."

>>30169316
That grunt's not a postgame thing, he'll do that whenever you first sit in Guzma's chair

Still though

>>30169602
I like to think the girl Skull took her shirt off in front of my male PC.

My mind is a shitty fanservice anime.

>>30169316
>>30169430
>>30169602
It wasn't supposed to end this way.

>>30169812
So what happened to Guzma anyway?

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>>30169316
This game felt hollow as fuck at the end.
>Lusamine is still fucked in the head and now even worse off than she started because of the toxins.
>Mohn is still some dude on an island and nobody knows where he is. It's possible that even HE doesn't know who he is.
>Gladion and Lillie have to clean up after their mother's messes.
>Lillie flees to become a trainer.
>Hau STILL can't beat his father hard enough to be named Kahuna, and with you now in control of Tapu Cocoa probably never will, since Kahuna status comes from the Tapus.
>You've single-handedly defended the island, but likely captured every Tapu, who while being dicks, helped establish a lot of the culture and structure in its current form, cutting off the locals from their ability to continue those traditions.
>You yourself have to constantly defend your title against random fucks that challenge you day in and day out at the ripe age of 11, and will likely continue doing this for a significant chunk of the next decade or two.
>Guzma's in a stupor with no real clue what to do with his life, and is probably himself fucked by toxins a bit.
>Team Skull is more or less completely disbanded, as they were never too organized to begin with and one of their central leaders is in a funk and the other is cutting her losses and helping who she can before bailing.
>The UBs are all defeated, but it's incredibly likely that more will show up eventually, and when they do they'll make a beeline for you and anyone else that's been to the Ultra Space.
>There's still at least one more Type:Null with no trainer anytime soon unless Gladion gave one to Lillie before she left
>The pokemon that Lusamine froze will be like that "for eternity".
>Nebby was probably boxed for eternity, rarely to see the light of day. In the end, Lusamine was right.

I mean, Pokemon's usually pretty heavy if you think too hard about it, but this game seemed to make it really easy.

>>30169863
He went home

After a rematch with you he'll start training with Hala again

I want to cosplay as our boi.

>>30169875
>Gladion and Lillie have to clean up after their mother's messes.

They still have Wicke the Thicke is still helping run things. So its not like they are alone

>>30169863
He's back home at his parents' house on Route 2, where you find out his father used to beat him until Guzma one day fought back and beat up his dad then ran away from home, leaving behind his mom and all the trophies in Pokemon competitions he worked so hard to get. That's why he says that beating people down is all he knows, because it's the only thing he's convinced himself he's done right.

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>>30170052
>Rated E for Everyone

>>30170024
Having been there, cleaning up after a loved one's messes, even with outside help, can be hard. There's a lot of emotional baggage as well as physical baggage.

Lusamine had a hell of a lot of both. I can't imagine that's gonna be a time Gladion wants to remember, and Lillie will be lucky if Bill doesn't fuck up her mother harder before fixing her, assuming he can fix her at all.

>>30169875
I always consider legendary captures to be noncanon if they're not mandatory.

Plus assuming you don't want to just ignore any challengers and fuck about the region doing whatever like most champions, you could always just hand champion duty to someone else for a while like Steven did. Worst case scenario, they get beat and you get to fight for your title back, if you even still want it.

But yeah, the whole UB mission has a pretty dark implication in that Lillie and Lusamine are both Fallers now and neither have any real means of protecting themselves all the way in Kanto

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>>30170052
>mfw his dad has a golf bag full of bent and busted golf clubs

>>30170281
On the upside, unlike Alola where most people are pretty disconnected from each other (to the point where different islands have notably different cultures than the other three, ESPECIALLY Poni), Kanto's pretty tight-knit by comparison, and has at least 3-5 good trainers in or around it.

The UBs could still catch RBG on vacation, but there's still a few other people that could pull weight, and that's before you involve interpol.

>>30170350
That's why he slouches, his bones are probably permanently fucked up.

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>>30170540
>ywn have guzma properly loom over you

>>30170629
>Guzma is secretly A-Eggecutor tier height but slouches like crazy.

>>30170415
Then again, Interpol's UB task force was a mostly incompetent agent, live bait, and the 11 year old regional champion who also doubled as live bait. Plus they had outside help in the form of leftover beast balls and Nanu's intel.

I need some pictures of Guzma and Kahili golfing.
It's too cute.

>>30170629
Dude needs to have a chiropractor.

>>30170807
>Guzma's actually good at golfing, but has gotten so violent over the years that every swing sends the club flying in random directions.
>Sandtraps and waterballs are an exercise in anger management that usually forces them to skip to the next section so that they don't take too long on the course.
>Khalil spends most of her time either in awe at Guzma's skill or absolutely flabbergasted at his antics and/or anger issues.
>They get plastered at the bar at the 18th hole and take a cab home together, drunk off their asses.

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>>30170944
Guzma needs a lot of things, anon.

>>30167535
KONO DIO DA

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>>30171015
Oh look, Guzma art with his Ariados, I wonder what joy this will brin-

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>>30171103
:)
What color do y'all think his eyes are? I'm torn between imagining them as gold or gray.

Stop posting sad Guzma and start posting Guzma having fun with Kahili.

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>>30171631
Gray.

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>>30171631
>>30171015
Why must you hurt me this way?

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>>30171692
One more and I'm done, I promise.

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>>30171692
I can't help it, I like seeing him hurt, anon.

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>>30171692
I feel bad now. This is why I only ever stalk these threads.

>>30171769
post more

>>30171769
Ohh, my poor heart.

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>>30172284
Cute or hurt Guzma? I have more of the former.

>>30172343
hurt, but cute is ok too

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>>30172377
This is the last one I have saved. Posting it just for you, anon.

I don't get these threads, you just post pictures of him and look at him? There's no real discussion to be had, you like the character, great, but why post multiple threads daily?

I am legitimately baffled.

>>30171769
>She winds up leaving him and calling him a fucking idiot in the end.

>>30172576
Is it a sexual thing then? are you guys all jerking off to guzma?

>>30172576
It's usually just one thread a day. As far as discussion, there's theories, headcanons, shipping, etc on the entire team, not just Guzma. It's a pretty comfy thread, 2bh.

>>30171736
>>30171738
>>30171769
>>30172415
I am trying to resist on not to click the spoilers. I wonder if they are sctually something cute.

>>30172630
How can a thread on an image board be comfy? You guys must be smoking some strong stuff, I really don't see how circlejerking characters works.

I watch a show or play a game with an amazing character in it, and I acknowledge their greatness, but that's it that's the end of it. I couldn't imagine just getting up everyday and posting pictures of said characters and talking over and over and over about them. This is the most autistic board on the most autistic website though so I may never understand.

>>30172594
>implying she hasn't been training with him and Hala
>implying they aren't rivals/lovers
>implying they don't go on an adventure through Alola postgame and rediscover their childlike sense of wonder together

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>>30172733
Ok, buddy, we get it. Just leave, then. Nobody asked you to be here. We're happy doing this, so buzz off.

>>30172733
Is this your first day on 4chan?

>>30172733
It's just comfy in the sense that everyone here has at least one thing in common. I dunno, I just stick around for art most times but the headcanons and stuff are really good.

>>30172576
I think you missing this thread for other that happen to have Guzma as their thread picture. If you look at the previous thread from OP's post, you could see that there is actual discussion regarding the character. Also, we haven't had a Guzma thread for a while.
If you don't like it, you can hide the thread from the settings.

>>30166704
>>30166710
It's well known that every new boss "villain" from the game makes its debut on ashnime at least once in their lives. I guess both Lusamine and Guzma will appear soon or later and it's pretty much confirmed that they do need of each other to appear unless TV Tokyo goes full fanfiction and lead us to an original story about Lillie's past

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>>30172733
The point of imageboard (hello, images?) is to discuss and share opinions about different topics.
I get it's not your cup of tea that some people have a complete thread dedicated to a character, but I have to wonder why are you even in a website you think is autistic? And even making a effort to post here?

>>30172733
go to bed anon

>>30172975
There has been like 3 episodes so far.
Rather slow progress, I thought they would be on episode 8 by now.
Here is hoping he shows up in the anime and if not, in the movie then.

>>30167362
That manga went to the shit after DP arc

>>30173055
>I thought they would be on episode 8 by now.
The anime started the 18th, there's no way in hell it'd be on 8 now.

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>>30172733
4 (You)

>>30167776
>>30167776
>pretends to be edgy
Fixed. The manga is awful whether its writing and art. Worthless garbage

>>30173083
Yeah. I'm used to watch animes that have ended long time ago, so it feels weird to wait for a new episode. Is there like one episode per week or two?

>>30173216
Two for the premier, and then I think 3 and 4 are coming together too. After that it's just one a week.

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someone save him

>>30173332
Nani?!

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>>30173332
What does it mean?

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>>30173250
I see. Thanks for the clearification.

>>30173332
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo s top

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>MFW Guzma is my partner in the Battle Tree

>>30173481
it's over, he's already dead

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>>30173554
I can't wait to have him as my partner.

Regarding Guzma's voice actor I hope it's someone that does otome/bl/drama cds so I can make a smutty imaginery track out of his voice clips.

>>30173765
>ywn let Guzma take the credit for carrying you throught the tree.

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>>30173332
Is this supposed to fusion of Guzma and Golispod?
Don't do this to me anon.

>>30173800
Is he that strong?
Does he react when you win an opponent with him?

>>30173818
I honestly don't know, I've been too busy filling up my dex and chaining for a shiny Pyukumuku.

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>>30173840
Oh. Gotta find it out by myself then eventually.

Whats his team's moveset again?

>>30173801
it's currently the last pokemon in the dex
necro = dead
zma = guzma
looks like his favorite mon

he went on that adventure to become strong, maybe he is becoming strong in ways we didn't understand

It really surprised me which direction they took Guzma's character. He's not a joke. He's not the based secret hero of S/M.

He's just legit a sad fuck with an abusive past and a hard life

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>>30166508
>guzma and kukui backstory with them as fellow trial-goer rivals never
Sucks man

>>30174104
http://pastebin.com/vkaZNTra
ctrl + f "guzma"
it can use some tweaking but for mono bug it isnt a bad team

>>30174250
Thanks man.

>>30174104
Dunno, don't have the game yet. From
What I saw in YT videos his team changes a bit. At least in the Battle Tree.

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>>30174269
youre welcome homie

>>30174117
I don't like where this is going. If the rumor about Pokepn Star is true, I hope Guzma doesn't get abused any further.
Was it ever stated that UNs can fuse with humans whether they wanted or not?
>>30174121
Yeah, same here.

>>30174336
UBs*

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What do these sea cucumbers even doe besides bitch slapping you?

>>30174523
they give mean handjobs

>>30166508
Best Team Boss with the best battle theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho

>>30174523
z-purify

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>>30174567
>post-game fight uses the regular trainer battle theme

>>30174621
They ran out of budget.

>>30174621
That's actually a good touch.

It highlights how he's not a big bad boss anymore, he's just a regular pokemon trainer now.

Even his trainer class becomes Pokemon Trainer.

>>30174643
I got that that's why, but it's still kinda lame. At least I can use it in wifi battles.

>>30174564
L-lewd.
>>30174603
Ah.

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>tfw Skull thugs try to hug you
>They're talking about being hard

>>30174702
whats even lewder is that they can give you a handy and a bj at the same time

>>30174737
I am reminded of the pasta.

I really hope Stars is a sequel rather than just a 3rd version

>Team Skull now run by Plumeria actually becomes competent and malicious
>Guzma nowhere to be found the entire game because he's the champion

>>30174712
>team skull thugs arent hard when they hug you

>they end up making you hard when they hug you


what memery is this???

>>30174746
i also think about spaghetti often, dont worry it comes and goes

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>>30174712
It's rated E for everyone they said

>>30174794
Surprised this wasn't E10+ at the very least, it had some pretty dark SMT-tier shit in it

>>30174768
>Get up to champion
>Expect Kukui
>Door opens
>Text pops up
>IT'S YOUR BOY
>New Champion tier rap battle theme starts

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Reposting from the Fanfic thread.
http://pastebin.com/0MrPtajT

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L-lewd!

>>30174935
Thanks! There was a fanfic thread at some point?

>>30174935
Thank you so much for posting this. We need more Guz fics in these threads.

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>>30174907
I can imagine him waiting in the champion's chair like in pic related for the MC to come up the stairs.

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but what if Girlzma?

>>30175036
id fuck but probably be less interested in the character

>>30175036
What a qt!
>>30174974
>You need to logged in to see the full picture
Ree

>>30175005
/vpwt/ probably

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>>30175036
"eh"

>>30175036
Oh hey, you put on a jacket.

>>30174935
P good

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>>30175082
I see.

>>30175134
/vp/ seems to be the only board on 4chan with a fanfiction thread.

They're lasered on sight on /lit/.

was he supposed to come across as a joke or not though?
the whole team came across as posers, reminded me of the fags I grew up with thinking they were hard criminals. No kidding the median income in my town is $115,000. our demographics are 98.5% white, the other 1.5% are asian or mixed.
But even with that we had these little white jewish boys highschool, nigga I'm a crip I'm from the streets nigga!
weren't you a blood last week?
sheeeeeit I don't rep tha bloods no mo nao Imma crip

ok bro

>>30175155
K

>>30175213
motherfucka I asked a question! u kno who u talkin to bitch nigga?!?

>>30175036
Gurlzma

>>30175232
I D K.

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>>30175155
Can you repeat that, but this time coherently?

>>30175036
her body isn't guzma-y

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>>30175155
This probably was a joke but still.
Not sure if you heard of yankees or delinquents as they call them in Japan.

After you beat Guzma, he says he'll fight you again some time.

Does it ever happen again, or is it more bullshitting a la "Kanto is close enough to go to any time" or Lillie saying she'll come back some time?

>>30175396
Apparently he's recruitable or something

>>30175396
You can fight him again just like Lillie when you clear the Looker mission

>>30175405
What do you mean by "recruitable"?
>>30175425
I did the Looker shit first before doing the other post-game junk.

>>30175457
Battle Tree.

>Guzma will never hold onto a piece of Team Skull.
>Team Skull will never be the Game universe's version of Anime Team Rocket.
>Guzma will never be talked about after SM/Possibly Stars.
>In the End there was no real villain Team in SM.

If they did do a Kanto Sequel/Softboot, who would the Team of that game be?

>>30175457
Recruitable as a multi-battle partner at the Battle Tree.

>>30175483
I don't know who the Team would be except for Rocket maybe, if that happens.

But Guzma will always be my boy.

>>30175483
I hope Stars is a sequel and not S&M with HD graphics and Delta episode kind of extra chapter.

>>30169875
>Lillie flees to become a trainer
She left for a better reason.
>Lillie leaves in search of a cure for her mother, who suffers from poisoning after the Nihilego fusion
>Wicke reveals a story of a similar incident in Kanto involving Bill fusing with a pokemon while developing the Box system

>>30175036
it's your boo, guzma

>>30174768
If there even will be a Stars, don't forget that the last "3rd version" of a game we had was Platinum.

Personally i think, that there won't ever be a 3rd version again.

Inb4 someone claims BW 2 are the "3rd version" to BW, it was clearly a money grab that just so happened to have my Husbando Colress in it.

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I hope Guzma gets explained more in the anime (if he shows up), just they did with Lysandre.

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What is the appeal of Guzma? Why do you guys like him? He seems like a literal nigger to me. He's a criminal who steals from kids. He also let himself get manipulated by Lusamine and didn't really get anything out of it.

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I love how massive Guzma is, i've got a feeling that the clothes Lusamine's got picked out for him are a bit small compared to his frame, so standing up straight would result in his shirt and jacket riding up, exposing some of his stomach for everyone to see

>>30177744
same itll be the only episodes i watch
>>30177801
i empathise with him, always second best and beat by family but is a decent guy who just wants to help and be great

>>30177836
>a decent guy who just wants to help
By stealing a little girl's Yungoos?

>>30177846
he helped the wrong people admittedly but still
>>30177851
two (You)s? this is what im thankful for

>>30177801
I see a lot of myself in him and, as someone who was emotionally, mentally, and physically abused by her father, it just... Feels good, having someone to connect with in that way, especially since he gets redeemed, sorta.

>>30177860
Not sure why it double posted.

>>30177863
stay strong lil fella
>>30177871
hiro has been pretty ass recently, its all good friend

>>30177863
And to tack onto my own post, Guzma's also incredibly hot.

>>30167516

M Y F E E L I N G S

>>30177801
He's goofy, he's that tough-outside-softie-inside kinda dude (I mean, he raised a Wimpod.) He has issues (and a troubled past) but doesn't shove it like "WAAH I'M DEPRESSED" or be a pushover. His grunts respect him too.

Not everyone is into pretty boys!

>>30166508
How did he and Lusamine first meet? It would be pretty weird for a rich executive that lives on a private island to interact with some gangbanger.

>>30178045
Daddy cyrus will always have top place in my heart though.

>>30178041
i know nothing about crime syndicates but if anything goes wrong aether had a good front and could shove the blame on skull, she couldve seeked him out. he does cause a scene wherever he goes so

>>30174935
Naisu

>>30178041
I don't think it's never explained how and when. Assuming she saw him battling one day and was "impressed" by his strenght.

>>30178466
>>30178445
I want use those things on Guzma. Is Pokemon Amie still a thing or has it being changed for a new function that has grooming, washing and giving poke snacks option?

>>30169875

Do you think D/P/P will be next since it involves Dimensions and shit so perhaps instead of trying to create a new Universe, It is Team Galactic discovering of UB's and attempting to smash their own way in

>>30178564
its called refresh now and you can basically do the same stuff i think except you can heal status in refresh. never really used either

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>>30166508
Through the whole game I thought Guzma was an asshole. Then I found his parents' house post-game and looked around, talked to his parents, etc.

That's easily the darkest villain backstory GameFreak has made. What the fuck, Ohmori? I feel so bad for Guzma now. I just want to hug him. He doesn't deserve anything that happened to him.

>>30178709
Ah I see.

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Guzma is for headpats!

>they will never give you the option of joining the team

why... I don't always want to follow the same path in life

>>30178887
Being a hero is tiring, could there at least be a mission where you go undercover in the villain base?

>Bug-con 2017
>Guzma decides to show off in a Pokemon Contest
>Gets into the Finals vs Viola
>Glances out at the Crowd
>A Whole section of the crowd looks oddly familiar with people holding up signs with 'Go Guzma' 'Your the boss' 'Guzma/Golisopod 2020'
>He just stares as his former Lackeys spread the word of Our Boy

>>30178710
In the Ultra-realm he was actually crying right before you went to fight Tentacle-mom too. Cuz she abused him as well.

>>30179125
He just wanted someone to appreciate him and his hard work.

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>>30179036

>>30178710
Im going to assume your game was actually in Jap or French Cuz English and German versions got the unholy fuck censored out of them.

>>30179299
>"I tried to set my son straight, but in the end I was the one who got beat."
>his golf bag is full of bent up clubs
I'm not retarded, anon. I can infer what happened.

>>30179336
Not saying that. Ive just heard that the Jap and French versions actually imply child abuse and i kinda want confirmation on that shit.

>>30179336
You're about the first one to freely admit that you can infer in these threads. Congrats on not bein' thick-headed, Anonfriend.

Guzma's dad shoud recieve the The Dad of The Year Award.

Do you guys think that Hala feels guilty over the way he probably treated Guzma (and Kukui by extension) in the past? His dialogue seems to sort of imply that ("Consider it penance for the misdeeds Team Skull has wrought"), and it's definitely some very curious phrasing, like he's taking responsibility for something.

Consider this: Hala's own son abandoned his wife and son to work abroad because he couldn't stand being in his father's shadow. Don't you think that's a really outrageous thing? Why not take his family with him? Was he just that desperate to get away from Hala?

There's something being unsaid, and I think Hala was a LOT more hardass years before the game, probably more of a hardliner considering tradition. An NPC in Hala's house says that Hau had been so scared of Hala's anger that from the day on, Hala took extra care to hold himself back in front of him. Considering that, it's easy to assume that he might have been much more different when Guzma and Kukui were trying to become trial captains.

Do you think a younger Hala just immediately dismissed Guzma as some punk kid and didn't take him seriously? That could have really fueled Guzma's disgust at tradition, honestly. Hala probably really regrets that.

>>30180369
I wouldn't be suprised if he used to be conservative about the old values and traditions of Alola.
Didn't Hau's dad move out off Alola because being trial captain wasn't what he wanted? Or perhaps he wanted to get away from Hala. Even Hau was scared of him, so there probably is a reason.

Perhaps he regret or felt guilt over what happened to Guzma and decided to give him a second chance. But also for Guzma to become a better trainer and see people more than just opponents to be beaten down.

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I want a short spin off series of Hala taking Guzma into a journey to become a proper trainer. Be it manga short or anime episode.

>>30180779
the misadventures of hala and guzma

>>30180926
Featuring Plumeria as the sassy love interest/rival and introducing Grunty the Grunt as the comic relief

>>30180926
Why I can't stop seeing them as Timon and Pumba?

>>30167516
Wait

Hold on


Bechnokid?

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I'm not even into muscles but I want to slowly drag my tongue over his abs, starting at the top and working my way down while he looks down at me, his hands clasped together behind his head.

>>30181240
Of course, it has to be. I can sniff out an art style like that anywhere.

>>30181269
He is a man candy in his own way. He must ripped like Kukui after he comes back from the training journey with Hala.

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i want to be sandwiched between guzma and plumeria
just imagine it
they take turns railing you from the back whilst the other has you suck them off, occasionally pulling your head up to look at your adorable red face, giving you a quick smooch on the head and letting you catch your breath.
whomever's at the back grabs your hips and seesaws your body between the two of them, getting more violent until they come inside you. then they let you lay on guzma's bed for a while before kicking you out of the mansion through the window
all this whilst one or two grunts are watching

i just want guzma to be happy

>>30181496
>then they let you lay on guzma's bed for a while before kicking you out of the mansion through the window

Wow, rude.

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>that moment you realize that Guzma actually did do a lot wrong, but it's not his fault that he ended up that way

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>>30179336
>tfw i thought that was just a randomly sad, vague house
boi..wtf man

>>30181544
gotta keep up that thug front somehow mane

>>30178045
whats the bet our boy has some severe fuckin scoliosis

>>30177907
>>30177863
man i feel ya there buddy
but never forget: our boi guzman would accept you into the skull family in a heartbeat

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More Guzma 3DS themes when? 3dsthem.es only has a grand total of two.

>>30181645
Yeah, that slouching can't be good for the back in the long run.

>>30175036
iggy azealea

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>>30181706
What do they look like?
>tfw you don't hacked 3ds
If there was a Guzma theme I would buy it in a heartbeat.

>>30171769
Otp, right up there with Gladion/chicken.

>>30181709
Considering the broken golf clubs maybe he isn't able to stand up straight anymore

>>30173332
It means Guzma has another bug to catch.

>>30181729
Guzma's theme are much better than anything she has ever made. In fact, they shouldn't even be compared.

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>>30181768
Here they are. Maybe I'll learn how to make themes and do some of my own, because there are honestly so many I'd love to have.

>>30181799
But he occasionally does stand up straight. It's probably so that he can be on eye level with you.

>>30181868
I like one on the left better. I don't suppose these come with the music? Props for whoever made these.

>>30177801
I can empathize, having been abused by my parents as well, even if I never went down the crime route. That and I like Team Skull as a whole.

>>30174907
>golisopodium z is the team skull salute

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>>30170052
>mfw i walked into his house without realizing it and the trophies were covered in dust

>>30178045
Is Guzma the tallest team leader?

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>>30179125
holy shit, he was?
i though he was just slowly dying cause he couldnt breathe

thread is autosaging
new thread here
>>30182038
>>30182038
>>30182038

>>30179125
>Cuz she abused him as well.
How? He's a fucking grown man.