i just got my copy what the fuck is this shit why is the dog

who cares cousin play the game woo already oh yeah

get your mind out of the gutter son

>>30147433
it's pokemon S&M

That's only the beginning of the lewdness.

>>30147433
Wouldn't you?

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>>30147444
I don't think it's my mind you should be worrying about

>>30147433
Trying a bit too hard.

>>30147433
Who cares, as long as the dog enjoys it

Oh, yeah Rockruff! Show me your moves! Woo!

>>30147433
Have you seen sundog? It's sex incarnate

>>30147685
do you mean updog?

>>30147703
what's updog?

>>30147721
oh, you know, just another day in the life of

how are you?

>>30147721
I'm having quite a pleasant day homie

>>30147721
Did this just actually happen on an image board of adults?

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>>30147721
Not much pham

>>30147489
I need an edit with We call them Ride Pokemon" or similar

>>30147845
then spend 9000 hours in ms paint and make it you cunt

>>30147821

I believe there are a lot of legit children on /vp/

>>30147721
I'm good thanks, my copy of sun is being delivered today.

>>30147433
The intro never ends. You will have your hand held the entire journey.

>>30147879
I'd believe it

>>30148083
oh god please not again

>>30147703
No
updog is an awful meme
sundog is sex

>>30147433
Alola is super lax on pokelove
As long as you're not buggering them in public of sticking your dick in a Freshly hatched pokemon you're golden.
Because it's like the Ancient Alolans say, "If that thing can melt my brain with a thought the only way I'm fucking it is with it's consent"