There is no bag capable of containing me.

>>30147689
That is not a bag

Nebby please

>>30147371
Shut up bitch I didn't want you in my bag anyways
Heavy ass little mother fucker

>>30147371
Get in the bag, Nebby

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>>30147371
GET IN THE GODDAMN BAG NEBBY
NO "PEW" IS NOT THE ANSWER

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>>30147371
You have to go back (into the bag)!

>>30147725
>0.2lbs/0.1kg
>heavy

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How do you feel now I'm too big for your bag?

>>30147758
Get back into the even smaller ball

>>30147758
Still gotta get in there. Sorry bud, I don't make the rules. You're gonna have to figure out something because we're not leaving until you get back in there.

>>30147758
A dimensionally transcedental bag.
Like a TARDIS.

>>30147371
>There is no bag capable of containing me.
because you're a fatso?

Who is cosmog so cute?

>>30147757
>evolves into literally the heaviest of all pokemon
>light

>>30147958
Holy shit anon how do I evolve my Cosmog into Primal Groudon?

>>30147967
Wait never mind I didn't realize Game Freak gave Cosmoem the mass of a tiny black hole which makes sense

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>>30147734What the pew did you just pewing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ola, and I have 200 BST.

I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Nebby in the entire of Alola. You are nothing to me but just another bag. I will escape the pew out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nebbing words.

You think you can get away with putting me in the bag? Think again, pew. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cosmog across the region and your ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Z-Splash, Wimpod. The Z-Splash that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re pewing fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Teleport.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of two moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Ash-Greninja off the face of the continent, you little Shiinotic. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your pewing tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Arceusdamn idiot. I will Muk fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re pewing dead, kiddo

>>30148394
>Not the Nebby Seals

>>30147758
i just need a bigger bag

>>30147758
I want to fuck her raw

>>30148394
Perfect

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>>30148394
>tfw your copypasta is being used

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>>30147371

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GET IN THE FUCKING BAG REEEEEEE

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>>30147371

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pew

>>30148394
that one is shit use the other pasta

Someone post nebby's angry face

>yfw Nebby "dies" and turns into Necrozma in Stars

>>30152213
Pew is the most obnoxious thing to come out out of S&M kek.

PEWPEW

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go bag

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Literally my mom's Paper Mario partner.

>>30152959
someone post the gif of nebby throwing a tantrum please.

PEWPEWPEW

>>30147758
You're not even canon

>Go to rescue this little shit
>He explodes
>Bridge collapses
>Would be ded if it weren't for Topu Keko
He's as dangerous as Ghetsis's Kyurem

>>30147758
I want to have sex with you in the missionary position

>>30153845

>>30147758
I want to put myself into you until I pour my thick cum into your massive galactic wormhole pussy

>>30154706
pew lad

>>30155087
decent lunala porn when

>>30147758
I want to insert Joltiks into your vagoo

this whole thread is pewin' lewd

>>30155534
PEW

Is there any Pokemon powerful enough to defeat Nebby?

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Just how was he escaping the bag?

>>30147371
Contain this.
>unzips dick

>>30155218
>you will never make sweet consensual love with Nebby for the purpose of procreation while Lillie is completely oblivious in the next room

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>>30147758
You think that you are clever don't you?

>>30152849
Not bad at all

>>30156022
>you will never have crazy, wild sex standing up with Lunala and have the whole of Hau'oli city listening to her loud moans and cries

>>30156100
Oh god everyone on the islands would hear it being a 10 foot tall bat and all.

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>>30147371
Prepare yourself, Psychic type, for the Bagworm.

>>30156170
You'd be surprised how much walls disperse sound.

>>30156170
>make love to Lunala during the night, she tries her best to keep quiet
>eventually she fails to keep it in and emits a loud scream during climax
>the entire city wakes up and wonders what the fuck that scream was

>>30151890
>that face
>not get in the franking frank
you franked up frank

>>30156253
Fuck I feel the need to write smutty fanfiction to satisfy my dick coming on
How would I even describe fucking a massive bat?

>Pewsting is now a thing
What a time to be alive lads

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Yeah that's real cute kiddo but I'm gonna need you to GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

>>30156681
What is this, a picture for Durants?

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>>30156699
ENHANCE

>>30147758
Lunala fits as Nebby's evolution way better than Solgaleo. The final picture with it and Lillie is also a lot nicer than the Solgaleo one.

>>30156918
*in Drumpf's voice*: WRONG

>>30156325
do it

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>>30147371
Get in the box, dear.

>>30157060
XD dae le drumpf made me lol out loud