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>at friends house playing Pokemon
>he's a 250 pound, fedora wearing edgelord that likes furbait/dragon Pokemon
>I call him a dumbass for liking an "overrated mon like Lucario"
>he gets all serious, and tells me to take it back
>tell him no, he needs better taste
>he gets out of his chair and comes over to me
>puts me in a headlock, throws me on his bed
>I'm laying on my front while he's laying on my back, pretty much doggy style
>he tells me to take it back, "last chance"
>tell him no
>he flips me over and sits on my face
>the front of his sweatpants is in my face
>accidentally sniff his crotch, it smells like he's been jacking off for weeks and hasn't changed his underwear
>I pop boner on accident
>he doesn't notice my boner, but I can feel him getting one
>he notices he's getting a boner and gets off me immediately
>awkward silence in his room, I decide to leave
>he asks me to come back tomorrow
>He's stuttering while asking
Fuck /vp/, I'm not gay or anything but I don't want to ruin the friendship. We've been playing Pokemon together for years.
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>>30144407
If you are actually friends with this guy, you're already a loser by association. May as well give up.
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>>30144407
Give him a bj until he gets sick of looking at your face enough that he finds another friend.
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>>30144407
>I pop boner on accident
>I'm not gay or anything
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Apologize for posting this.
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>>30144407
Suck his red rocket and tounge his scaley asshole
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>>30144407
>at friends house playing Pokemon
Come on OP - we all know you don't have friends
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>>30144407
Are you twelve?
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>>30144424
Top kek...This
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>>30144407
>he's a 250 pound, fedora wearing edgelord that likes furbait/dragon Pokemon
>I pop boner on accident
>he doesn't notice my boner, but I can feel him getting one
>he notices he's getting a boner and gets off me immediately
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>>30144407
>talking about your friend like that
I mean he obviously has issues but...
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>>30144407
>first time on this board
>first post I see
I'm going back home.
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>>30144407
Op is fegget confirmed
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>>30144752
You're doing the right thing.
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>>30144407
>I pop boner on accident
Hmmm
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>>30144407
Shower together and fuel my yaoi fantasies
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>>30144407
Fuck him in the ass.
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>>30144752
Kek
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>>30144407
>on accident
Asking the important question: is that gramatically correct? As a non-native speaker it sounds weird.
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Anon this is not the place for fanfiction...or at least the non pokemon related king
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>>30146331
Yeah, but it's not common
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>>30146331
No, it's used commonly by young people because they have shit grammar.
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>>30146331
I think "by accident" may be more popular but that both are correct.
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>>30146459
On wasn't used at all until around the mid 90's, it's just a fuck up that caught on. Technically incorrect but will likely be accepted as correct in the future.
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>>30146331
It should be 'by accident' just like how it should be 'are you alright?' rather than 'all right'. The problem is that so many people in the world these days are fucking uneducated retards that doing it wrong has become the norm.
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>Self-inserting yourself into a story where you sit on a kids face and he gets a boner
>No homo
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>>30144407
>I pop boner on accident
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>>30144444
sure thing
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>>30144407
>I pop boner on accident
There is no fucking way you can get a boner by accident, faggot.
You get off because you find the situation stimulating your sexual desire.
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