No really, WTF am I looking at here? What is this mess?

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Death incarnate

>>30141644
a small low res png

>>30141644
>Look guys I posted it again!

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My wife.

Don't me mean to her.

>>30141644
Aside from the spikes it's a very good design, and even those aren't that big a deal.

>>30141644
hot tranny mess

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>>30141644
Primarina thread?

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>>30142221
I don't understand the tranny meme. Calling primarina a trap I could understand, but a tranny? That doesn't make sense.

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So what are the chances GF will add some new move tutor moves for it next game? The usual stock won't really benefit Primarina in any way, and imo it needs that more than the other two, as well as a new or at least buffed HA.

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>>30142334
I'm having fun with Sparkling Aria/Psychic/Ice Beam/Moonblast. Mine's Sp. Attack with a perfect IV and a positive nature make most enemy's faces melt. If Primarina was just a little bit faster or bulkier it would be fantastic.

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>>30141739
This is your wife? Whoa.

A good turn on an overused design. Instead of generic seal #3 we get a mermaid! Yeah, its probably a trap but the design is great.

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>>30142319
Yeah only Pokemon that makes sense to call tranny is pic related,

>>30142392
I don't think it would get by with speed any, since it'll still be too slow to be any use as a sweeper or anything. Extra bulk would definitely help, but then I think Primarina has way more problems than the others. Aside from the stat spread, it lacks key moves like Calm Mind and a reliable recovery, has a practically useless HA that is a nerfed Pixilate for no reason, and it's signature move heals burns, again for no apparent reason.

I mean I like it and all for in-game use, but as a competitive pokemon I can't see it higher than low UU at BEST, and that's stretching it. My main hope is that it gets buffed somehow in the future, though I'm not holding my breath.

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>>30142410
That doesn't even look like a real sea lion.

>>30142518
Hey if that's what your into.

>>30142319
It's because "traps can be appealing, but nobody likes trannies."

>>30142518
Cute killer.

>>30141644
it's one of the costume in rupaul drag race or something

>>30142662
Basically this, though I'm inclined to think that a few of the more vocal shitposters are incredibly insecure about finding something pretty while having that gender ratio swirling around in their heads. If it were 75% female there wouldn't be this kind of bitching.

Waiting to see what gender Lana's Popplio is in the anime. If it's a male somehow we're never gonna hear the end of it. That is assuming it shows up for more than one episode and/or evolves that is.

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>owl turned out best despite seeming like the worst

>>30142835
owl turned out the worst when it seemed like the best m8

>>30142835
Owlfag plz, no need to try and start any shit here.

>>30142873
So you just don't own the game or?

>>30142896
the grass starter is worthless m8
enjoy your glass cannon that cant even cannon

>>30142925
>straight people = fire starter
>gay people = water starter

>>30142997
so straight people want the gayest looking muscle man starter while only the gays pick the waifu?
something seems a bit amiss with your logic

>>30142997
All the normalfags and shitposters are picking Rowlet though.

>>30143008
spotted the fag

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>>30143039
you picked this as your starter and I'm the fag?

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>>30143083
yes you are and you are a furry

>>30142835
Why do owlfags always start shit? it's always owlfags.

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>>30143008
>wrestler

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>>30143119
I'm actually inclined to think that it's an owlfag trying to stir shit up her between sealfags and catfags. Must be because Decidueye is the third wheel of the trio since most people ship Incineroar and Primarina.

>>30142202
I like to the think of the spikes as a reference to The Little Mermaid where the mermaid's grandmother pinned oysters to her tail when she comes of age.

>>30141644
>WTF am I looking at here?
The most worthless special attacker of the gen 7
>shitty unique move
>stats that make it somehow worse than Decidueye
>shitty move pool as the other starter
Tell me why I would use it over Ribombee or Tapu fini?

>Owl starter takes on totem Lurantis by itself only 1 level higher

I dont see a problem here.

>>30143515
for gimmick teams

apparently when turned into Water Type by its HA, Perish Song triggers Water Absorb and Storm Drain and the death counter doesn't activate.

Might be a fun thing to play with.

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>>30142997

>>30141644
le progressive tranny seal of brainwashing kids :)

>>30142997
Gay people good taste and straight people shit taste confirmed then.

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>owlfagging this hard

>>30143694
How would that benefit you?

>>30144026
doubles

You know, I'm not a big fan of this thing but it's cry is so nice

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>picking anything but owl
????????????

>>30144418
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>you will never suck her huge, jaw breaking, traffic cone sized feminine penis and claim her as your lawfully wedded wife

>>30145078
Owlfag plz, we know you're the ones pushing this.

>>30141644
Easily the worst designed starter ever. I don't know what gamefreak was thinking.

>>30145555
>quads wasted on a shitpost

wew

>>30142392
I'm runing that exact set with a bold nature, that's your bulk problem mostly solved

>>30142835
Decidueye fucked the line Dartrix was perfect

>>30145979
Dartrix gave me second hand embarassment. Im relieved its final evo didnt come with a fedora

>>30141644
A Clown Mermaid that knows Spirit Bomb.

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>>30142319
>Not resetting for Female Popplio.

>>30142873
>>30142892
>>30143119
>>30145979
>sealfags are still being total fucking cancer everywhere they go

>>30147127
The one owlfag fucking the reputation of the owlfriends is still mad at the world at large.

>>30142835
stage 1 borb and cat seemed about even
stage 2 cat took the lead
stage 3 robin hoot blew cat out the water

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>>30141644
Perfection

>>30147175
>speaking on behalf of a collective at various points on time

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>>30146358

Kiss my tail fin.

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>>30142392
...undress your bottom please.

Would gender differences REALLLY be beyond gamefreak in this instance?

Clearly, yes.

>>30147175
>stage 3 robin hoot blew cat out the water
>this is what owltards actually believe

>>30147426
Get out Balliofag, Ballio is fake

>>30147483
>next gen has an even more feminine grass starter that has long hair, wears a skirt and has tits
>still same gender ratio

>>30141644
Primarina for durants

>>30141644
The best water starter.

>>30148517
>that abomination being the best water starter
>when based greninja exists
You might just have the worst taste in the entire existence.

>>30142997
So if you pick the one that looks like a girl apparently you like men? If you pick the bars cat you like women?

>>30148542
HAHAHA Of course Owlfags are also memefrog fags! Greninja is a garbage clusterfuck design and Ash-Grenigga jumped the shark and lost. If you are a Greninjafag and think you can call anyone else's taste shit, then you're wrong kiddo.

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>>30148542
>Greninja
>the best
>being a drone that likes what Game Freak tells them to like

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>>30148517
I agree. In my opinion this is the strongest overall gen.
Water is my favourite water ever.
Grass tussles for top-spot with Venasaur (I have a soft spot for monstrous looking motherfuckers)
Fire is like, precisely mid-pack.
Overall very good.

>85%

>>30148981
I like their designs and personality, but they really need to be buffed. Especially Primarina.

>>30149044
>wanting the seal buffed
No, fuck off. The only one who deserves a buff is Decidueye.

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>>30148757
>people can't like things without ulterior motives or persuasion
>being a drone that goes against the perceived grain with no forethought on your own side

>>30149002
>87.5%

Get it fucking right anon

>>30149089
>87.5% abortion rate
FTFY

>>30142997
Not really. I'm gay and the mermaid is a tacky mess trying to be fab

>>30148517
Exactly, the best Tranny water starter.

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>>30146358

>>30148542
Lol the contrarians tried to come at you but the frog really is a good starter

>>30149089
>>30149110
I'm starting to have my doubts. A lot of people have gotten a female Popplio first try, myself included. Maybe they changed the gender rates?

>>30149211
I got it second try.

>>30149211
I got a female kitten first try tho. That doesn't mean anything.

>>30142997
>tfw i picked primarina and got bara cat through wonder trade

>tfw i'm gay and a tranny

>>30149201
Should've did (male)

>>30149211
They didn't. It's just luck. They should have just had Brionne and Primarina not be a starter.

>>30149268
but there's no male primarinas.

>>30149211
I got female first try. Though I wouldn't have cared if it was male. If it's cute gender doesn't matter.

>>30149271
>if it wasn't a starter the line would surely have been 75% female or even 100% female like Tsareena.

Making this a starter was a cancer.

>>30149225
This is what I'm talking about. I remember I had to reset like 10+times for a female Fennekin in XY, but it was too easy this time around.
>>30149228
It could, or it could not, that's the fun of speculation. I'm inclined to say that the gender rates may be changed. Maybe I'll test this in my next game or in citra, like reset 100 times and record how many of them were male and female.

>>30149279
Lol basically true:

>>30149110

>>30149357
If it wasn't a starter it would have probably been very popular.

>>30147127
>no proof that those are sealfags

>>30149056
Kek. This guy again.

>>30149369
It hasn't been changed. I can promise you that. It took me 11 resets. Best you can hope for is that every Popplio/Brionne/Primarina that appears outside of the main games is female.

>>30148517
Although I don't agree I'm willing to disagree like a civilized person. Primarina by no means has a bad design but she has a lot of competition from the other Water Starters. The Water Starters have consistently decent designs. Yes, even Samurott.

>>30149211
It's called Probability. Just because something is unlikely to happen doesn't mean it can't/won't.

>>30149357
Making anything a starter is cancer.
>Torrent/Blaze/Overgrow
>every fucking time.

>>30149357
*Looks at Gardevoir and Mawile*

I wonder who decides gender ratio. Maybe it's the person who designed the Pokemon?

>>30146312
It's still way more tryhard than Dartrix though.

Dartrix was just a smug Leonardo DiCaprio owl, Decidueye apparently is a "lol ur already dead :^)" edgy archer mon.

i miss the clown

>>30149735
Was fucking ugly. Kill yourself.

>>30149852
and?
the tranny seal is ugly too.

>>30150855

Ebin.

>>30150855

stay mad clowncuck.

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>>30141644

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You don't know how happy I am with it. My favorite starter ever, first it was Charizard, then Empoleon and now Primarina

>>30150925
>>30147760
(You)

>>30151023
What are these called again? Battle-somethings, I forgot.

>>30143083
>not self inserting as him playing with the female main character
baka

>>30142835
>outclassed by Dhelmise in every way