why does her underbelly look like lingerie

>>30136116
That's the point

>>30136116
Why does she enjoy it most when you pet her chest, crotch, and hands?

>>30136133
well it's kinda useless if she can't put things in her secret compartment

salazzle porn doesnt exist, thank god

>>30136167
>hands

wew

>>30136238
It is a well known fact that, while wild Salazzle are huge sluts, caught Salazzle actually prefer pure romance exclusively with their trainer.

>>30136281
but what if trainer is female

she needs to find ways to do her urges

>>30136205
Of course it lmao

>>30136312
>Female Trainer
>Salazzle
That's like raising a fish on a volcano. It's pokemon cruelty.

>>30136116
You're just a fucking pokephile. Kill yourself

>>30136205
Not yet. You wait a month.

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Why is her sweetspot her vagoo?

>>30136205
go on e621 and search salazzle.

you are wrong.

>>30136588
It's chest, crotch, and hands. See >>30136167

>>30136205
You're joking right?

It's already in the triple digits.

She's only 4'11" right? Does that mean I can carry her with my hands?

>>30136588
Why is any Pokemon's sweetspot their crotch?

>>30136801
It's 3'11"

She's short.

>>30137024
weird, I thought the datamine said 4'11"

still it's kobold height

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>>30136588

>>30136894
I've only encountered that with Machamp and Incineroar

>>30136588
How soon till someone nuts on their 3DS just to please her? It's going to happen

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she is pure damnit

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>>30136205
>salazzle

>>30137392
It will be the best thing ever

>>30136607
>nipples
>male salazzles
>one looked like an edgy neon green goth with hair

The purest design in the world and they're ruining it.

>>30137704
why would people draw male salazzle

>>30137742
Maybe there's a Ganondorf Salazzle born every 100 years or some shit.

>>30137742
Most furries are actually gay.

>>30137781
It's a real shame desu.

>>30137781
I like gay bara furry art but enjoy female salazzle

it feels weird to draw her as a male

>>30137780
>Shiekazzle

hnnng

>>30137780
I laughed

>>30136312
She'd think of them more as an opportunity to find pleasure.

Maybe hook up with their trainer's boyfriend.

she and lopunny the only canon furrybait right?

man if megasalazzle exists I wonder what she'd look like

>>30137882
>lopunny

How other than looks?

>>30137941
playboy bunny reference
mega stockings

>>30136668
Wait, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? SHOW ME!

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>official art

LEWD

>>30136116
I'm putting my palm to the screen famalam

>>30138000
playboy uses bunny now every bunny is playboy, thanks american thinking

>>30138175
no they outright said it back in an interview

also has the collar and fluff thing

>>30138042
I can see her inner thigh! oh man

>>30138205
I'm sure other things you like happened too

>>30138237
I don't like Lopunny

>>30138250
of course, because of these negative traits you insist she has. "I hate something because of the way I choose to see it" -a very, very thoughtful person

>>30138358
>don't like is hate

anyway I don't want to derail like what you're trying to do, this is salazzle thread after all

>>30138398
why don't you like the best pokemon?

>>30138042
so she really has boobs

>>30136312
Well it's called scissoring and eating out her fucking pussy you retard
You would think a bunch of autistic niggers who fap to magical animals would know how it would work

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>Naughty
>Quick-Tempered

I'm gonna get cloaca raped.

oh yeah, what's Salazzle's egg group

>>30139314
My penis

>>30138954
>reptiles
>pussy

>>30139369
Snakes have a pussy. Christ you niggers need to lick carpet some more

>>30138998
>passionfruit

kek

>>30139314
Monster and Dragon.

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>>30139314
Humanlike, Dragon.

>>30139475
I name them all after food.

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>>30139497
>humanlike

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>>30139599
>Dragon
>Bad Dragon

>>30139478
it's not fair

>>30140348
But anon, humans are the real monsters!

>>30136588
Its not though. She's fine with it, but the sweet spot is on her head. I just checked in Refresh.

>>30136116
From the thumbnail it looks like she is being penetrated by a huge dog dick.

>>30136116
the developers did pretty much everything they could to make this Pokemon the lewdest, most sexual being in the entire roster
it releases pheromones to attract males, including humans INCLUDING HUMANS, why would they even include that in the first place?
I can stop right there, and just be done
the body slim petite and rather, smutty body structure
it's 100% female
said to like having multiple male salandit's around
those marking placements and of course how they look
She's rather "hot" wouldn't you say?
Pokemon Refresh, she likes pets on her chest, lower abdomen, and Hand holding
did I miss anything?

>>30137400
>Salazzle pure
a pure slut

>>30141100
Didn't even mention the eyes.

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>>30139497
I thought it was Monster and Dragon.

Not like thatll stop people from fucking it anyway.

>>30141100
they know how fucked up the fanbase is with all the r34 we're done for.

>>30141100
Her eyes and battle poses.
Having a slight breast look to her chest.
Being the canon mistress of a harem of beta males.

>>30141321
only the strong trainer cock can satisfy her

>>30139314
Monster and Dragon, but that's literally not going to fucking stop anything. Gardevoir for example is in the Amorphous egg group, and this Pokemon is ACTUALLY FUCKING SEXUALIZED.

>>30138026
Open Google you thirsty fuck.

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>>30141366
He's got this

>>30141658
Don't ruin this thread any more than it already is. Meme's dead anyways, Ash got kissu.

>a reptile
>a fucking LIZARD pokemon
>shoots fire and poisonous sludge
>still want to fuck it
What the hell is wrong with me?

>>30141880
It's the pheromones.

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>>30141915
I SWEAR IT'S THE PHEROMONES DOING IT TO ME!

>>30141880
>a fucking-lizard pokemon

EXACTLY

>>30141880
I have gone out of my way to construct a miniature hazmat suit for my dick.
Complete with fireproof asbestos lining, and a built in geiger counter.

My dick will venture where no dick has gone before.

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>>30139448
They have a Cloaca.

>>30141100
>said to like having multiple male salandit's around
It outright calls it a fucking reverse harem

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>>30137742
I think a bunch of that was drawn after the datamine revealed the design but before she was confirmed 100% female. Then again people were drawing male Salandits using hypno pheromones so who the fuck knows.

>>30142559
I know, that's the fucked up part, that game's literally say it's a harem

>>30142569
I'm so fucking happy that image exists. I've been using the original since that video came out as an avatar

>>30141100
>including humans INCLUDING HUMANS
where does it say this?

>>30142559
>>30142590

>mom, what's a harem?

Boy, I can't wait for kids to ask this.

>>30141100
>>30142699
it doesnt say that anywhere

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>>30142699
It's a holdover from Salandit's website description. Salazzle technically doesn't have it, but it makes sense for the trait to carry over.

>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

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>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

>>30142699
>>30142794
It was in the prerelease info on Salandit, so it most likely applies to Salazzle too.

>Salandit emits toxic gas, together with flames, from the base of its tail. This poisonous gas has a sweet smell, and anyone who unknowingly breathes it in will become dizzy. Salandit is not a very powerful Pokémon, but its cunning nature allows it to battle fiercely by throwing its opponents off balance. Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

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>>30142861
I'm going to need you to stop teasing me.

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>>30142752
>be parent
>"What the fuck, I thought I bought a kids game."

There is nothing sexual about this Pokemon. Stop thinking with your dicks you fucking pervs.

>>30137356
Rowlet has it too.

>>30143125
t. tumblr

>>30143118
I hope it makes it into the news somehow

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>>30143125
>there is nothing sexual about this pokemon
Except literally everything the game shows about it in dex Info, mannerisms, theming, and appearance.

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>>30142752
>implying kids in this generation won't just google that

>>30143118
The word "harem" does have a zoological meaning which I'm pretty sure they were going for. Unfortunately, literally every other definition is more popular than the scientific one.

>>30143318
"reverse harem" doesn't, though.
Naked mole rat queens are always referred to as having a 'harem' not a 'reverse harem'

>>30142590
>>30142752
It's not that farfetched
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harem_(zoology)

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>>30142654
Artist here, your welcome.

>>30143125
"For some reason, only females have been found.
It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit to live with."
>nothing sexual

>>30143374
I mean, you still have to explain sex to the kid, but now you have to add baby murder on top of that.

Ewgh, seal fucking... bleh.

>>30142654
Avatar on what? Reddit?

>>30143526
reddit has avatars? nah, steam and teamspeak

>>30143516
Just say that Salazzle has a bunch of husbands.

>>30143550

Then your wife's kid asked if he has many fathers.

>>30142520
anon pls

>>30143516
>>30143550
tell them animals have no concept of marriage

>>30136116
But it doesn't. Those are stretch marks

>>30144519
she's not saggy anon

>>30143179
tumblr is proud furries

>>30144557
Neither was my ex-girlfriend, but the stretch marks were there.

>>30141100
>Some pokemon have special animations for certain attacks
>An example would be jigglypuff having a special animation for moves that involve singing
>Salazzle has a beckoning animation for moves like attract and captivate (which it learns upon evolving)

>>30136588
it's her head man. notice how hard she closes her eyes when you do it there

>>30142752
>mom, what's a harem?
That thing that roosters have with hens on a farm? How is that an edgy thing?

>>30142520
>male snakes have TWO COCKS
Being a mammal is suffering.

>>30137392
please do and post

>>30142861
Just fucking kill me now

>>30137392
I already did

>>30144782
it's less two cocks and more like one cock split in half

>>30145245
I mean, that would still be fantastic to have.

>>30136116
I think I'll try and only catch female Pokemon this season
>okay: MOSTLY female Pokemon

>>30145293
Okay then instead of the Pokemon, she will go for you.

>>30136607
>e621
How long has this been a fucking thing? It's like some kind of massive yet secret furry site. Why? How fucking weird.

>>30145999
trips are wasted on this newfag

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>Only evolves if female
>Low chance of female

>>30142654
post video