I want to join them.
>>30131132
uh uh, team skull, get down, ribbet rib rib rib
>>30131132
>No gladion and best pupper in portrait
>the grunts guarding Po town's entrance ask if you came to join
Goddamn cocktease.
>>30131167
it's doku dok dok dokuro
you know, like skull?
>>30131182
>that level of detail
damn man, drawfags are trully another race among the mere humans like us
I want them to step on me and make fun of my small penis
>level 35 Route 1 NFEs
Worst team ever?
>>30132538
Yes, but the game is so on the nose about it that they loop around into being the best team ever.
>>30131132
>tfw Plumeria's room
Cute! Also the really confused grunt that runs in when you sit on Guzma's throne was pretty funny.
Is Team Skull the best team in the series?
>>30131132
I want to make an honest woman out of Plumeria.
>>30132622
Yes, they've beaten OR Magma and Galactic as my favorite evil team.
>those twin girls in Po Town who were constantly compared to each other
goddamn I never asked for these feels
>>30131132
>tfw no good hat to go with the Skull Tank
The Lightning shoes match up,but the cap is weirdly blue. I want to be a cool punk shota that gets sexually teased by all the punk girls.
>>30133825
>tfw no guzma glasses
Plumeria looks way cooler in the post-game with her bandana. I wish you could rematch her.
>tfw they live in abject poverty
Are they gonna make it bros?
>>30132997
>those two grunts who're arguing about one of their skull tanks being too tight
I could be the only black member
>>30133857
>no Team Skull battle style
>>30131132
>Become champ
>go to Po town
>buy team skull shirt
>match the rest of your outfit to it
thats what i did
>>30134164
What hat did you use?
>>30133895
They'll be fine. They've got each other at least. Guzma has reformed and Plumeria seemed like a good person.
It'll be just like Lilo and Stitch all over again. Ohana and shit.
>>30134175
street cap thunderbolt from Malie City
i just wish i could make my hair blue cause im a guy i could make it pink
>>30131132
Would Guzma let me suck if his cock if I joined team skull?
>>30134465
I'm trying that but the white looks baby blue. Maybe I bought the wrong one?
>>30134486
thats the only way to get in team skull
>>30134538
looks black and white to me
>>30134569
Maybe it's because I got the Rare version.
>>30131132
>Do away with gyms
>Still depends on villain team chasing legendaries to get a plot going
Gamefreak: one toe forward, whole body lurched backwards.
>>30134796
People complaining about gyms missed the point. Now we have a set of arbitrary trials, with boss trainers to fight. It's effectively the same exact thing, and your progress through the story is still gated just as heavily as before.
Plus, as you said, the actual plot (which is never about the gyms, they do not matter) is once again about an evil organization trying to exploit a legendary.
>>30135026
I actually like the trails, gives the game more flavor than the same old pokemon league. I highly disapprove of Kuikui's desire to have a league in Alola because it re-homogenizes the region. Im really hoping that in future games we get more regional varied challenges than just gyms again.
>>30132681
>he didn't immediately deny it as per Team Skull custom
and this is why you'll never get in, nerd
>>30131132
I want to join THEM.
>>30135026
At least the trials are somewhat unique. I'd rather fight those tough-ass totem Pokémon and explore a dungeon than wade through trainers and solve dumb puzzles. With this system, any puzzles are condensed to the end of the dungeon and aren't that annoying. Sometimes they're even funny as hell, like Fireman's.
>>30131132
Grove Street 4 Life
>>30133866
>I wish you could rematch her.
You should try rechallenging the E4 a few times.
>>30134686
rare = shiny
>>30137066
Oh.
>>30131132
Been saying this since they got revealed
>>30133938
what if i told you guys i want them to exist in reality so i can join them in real life?
>>30137533
I call dibs on the sexiest IRL female Skull Grunt.
Plumeria is just too much woman.
Fuck yeah OP, they are the most epic bad guy crew. White on black color combo personal favorite here, yo, for reals. Their use of slang yet proper grammar is top tier also, know what I'm saying? A venerable scholar I once knew literally almost had a heart attack when I told him about it, yo.
>>30138303
Ey, homie! My hombre Lombres! My cartilagenous comrades! May I join your calcium-capped, sebaceous-styled gang? I vow that my venerable vernacular will very well serve you, if you pick up what I'm puttin' down.
>>30138303
>>30138422
wassup niggas
>>30131132
I wanna clean up po town and turn it into a drug lord palace.
>>30138422
This guy gets it, yo!
>>30138731
Wassup homie, hows the gamin going?
>>30131182
Got any more team skull memes?
>>30138777
You've got the trips, do it.
>>30138731
What's poppin', you cholo-ass-Luidicolo? I've just been hanging solo on the downlow, looking for some fine hoes, bro. The usual, Y'know?
>>30133895
Guzma is gonna become either a chief or the goddamn kahuna and hire them all to be trainers to be battled as part of his challenge.
Basically a way to weed out the pussy challengers before they even think of getting a bugium Z.
>>30135213
I'm hoping the trials stay the same and only the Pokemon league is there. No need for gyms.
What was po town like pre-team skull?
>>30139507
Very racist, also a plantation for Cottonee. Used to hang every free black from every tree limb until the royal family was deposed.
I want to fuck Plumeria
I want Guzma and a male grunt to wreck my tight virgin pussy!
>>30140150
Too bad, I got to her first!
is guz /our guy/?
>>30140191
I look kinda grunty. I could take you up on half of that offer.
>>30140246
No!
>>30132538
>to through all of Po Town with a Butterfree 1-shotting with Psychic or Bug Buzz
Are they actually stealth the best Team? Because they have an enclosed town all to themselves, with no real repercussions.
>>30132538
They're stated several times to be worthless trainers and no one really takes the grunts seriously
they probably only ransacked Po Town because Golisopod and Salazzle tore shit up.
>>30140267
Blue hair too?
>>30140611
I could purchase a wig or some easy hair dye.
>>30140246
Pfft, no.
>Headbutts
>>30140625
Hm....but you're not my boy...
>>30140703
I could be your boy for tonight.
>>30140943
G-Guzma-sama...
>>30137423
w-why does this make my dick hard?
>>30141001
CALL ME YA BOI!
SAY IT!
I'M GONNA SMACK YOUR ASS HARDER THAN A GOLF CLUB!
>>30141260
AH! Y-YOU'RE MY BOI!
>>30141365
DAMN RIGHT I AM!
YOU WONT BE ABLE TO SEE STRAIGHT WHEN I'M DONE, SLUT!
>>30138809
>>30141514
G-GUZMA-SAMA!
>>30141607
THAT's why they say I'm destruction in human form, baby. Now make like a Minccino and clean this shit or make like a Wimpod and get the fuck out.
>>30141680
W-what do you mean by that, Guzma-sama?im laughing so hard right now holy shit thank you
So are the grunts all called "grunt" as evident of the tank tops. Do situations like Grunt A and Grunt B mean they gain identifiers in their name only when there are more than one grunt in a conversation?
>>30141775No fucking problem, i'm laughing my ass off too.
I SAID SUCK THIS DICK CLEAN BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW.
>>30141848I think it's like that, yeah.
>>30141853
Y-YES SIR! ANYTHING FOR YOU, GUZMA-SAMA!
>>30141973
Good. You learn fast for a dumb brat.The end. I'm out of pictures and air in my lungs.
>>30142053JESUS CHRIST THAT GIFalso same, so im just gonna throw a draw here and ollie outie
>>30133825
Hmm. We're oddly similar. I want to be a cool punk shota that sexually teases Guzma.
>>30142201
Brother! You can have the G-man, I just want to have a bunch of those flat-faced beauties fight over me the second my PC hits puberty.
I want to get fucked by Plumeria
Like I want her to knock me over, pin me down, and bully my dick with her vagina while she goes on about making me pay for messing with her cute underlings
>>30143177
Same.
>>30131132
If you go back to the poke center in pro town you can buy a team skull tank top for 10,000 from the girl.
They were so ridiculously goofy in everything they did, I could never take them seriously. Is this what Japan thinks street gangs are like?
>>30143950
incompetent street gangs are tops humor in japan
>>30140943
>look up different language depictions of ya boy
>Guzma rhymes everything in French
Oh God
>>30144091
>Bling bling
Kek
>>30144091
>tfw I haven't met Guzma yet
>now I'm turbohype
HE'S MA BOY
>>30135657
what ever happened to that cute employee who smiles at you for saving a slowpoke?
>>30131132
>beat ez as fuck electric totem trial
>guzman shows up for the first time
hardest fight in the game so far
wish he had a 3rd pokemon though
>>30144747
He gets5by the endgame.
>>30131132
I wanna suck the male grunt's dick cheese.
>>30146799
gross
i'm kinda glad the smegma fetish meme is unpopular again. thanks for nothing japan
>>30147094
>meme
I'd let Bandana Plumeria polish my spear anytime
Anyone have that barely sfw pic of Plumeria's naked torso showcasing the pink skull tattoo
>>30131132
Everyone does.