how is this man even alive?

>>30125814
The spirit of Lucha.

>>30125814
He isn't.

>>30125814
His soul burns hotter than a Blast Burn.

>>30125814
The thought of fucking your mom when you are on your journey, fucking Lillie in the loft and fucking his waifu as a Lucha keeps him warm.

Also, if you canonically picked Rowlet, he has his Lucha Wrestler bro Incineroar to keep him warm.

Kukui is a god, he's invincible.

>>30125828
He does lucha? I thought he was just a professor

>>30127180
He's a big lucha fan. He doesn't actually do it.

>>30125938
cringe desu

>*The masked royal appears*
>"I shall teach you about the Battle Dome becaise i am.."
>Professor?
>MASKED ROYAL!!!!!
My sides died

>>30125814
where are his nipples

>>30127274
He lost them due to being attacked by pokemons for his research, duh

>loses his wife to a wrestler
He's dead on the inside.

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>>30127308
Who can blame her? Masked Royal is 100% alpha male. Kuckui is just too beta to even hope to measure up

He can handle pokemon attacks because he is in really good shape, he's almost as jacked as masked royal.

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>>30127364

do you think the reason why Kukui doesn't go with burnet to watch the masked royal with her is because he's jealous of him?
pic related cuz this is the only time we actually see him angry at someone

>>30127364
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.......what if the masked Royal IS kukui

>>30128935
nah don't be silly

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>>30128935
what a spacy theory, dude

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>>30128935
That's a stupid idea, anon. What next, is Kukui also the champion of the region? Lmao

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>>30128935
What are you, high?

>>30128935
No way, man, that's crazy. I mean, I even asked him if he was the professor and he said no.

No way.

>>30125977
Honestly how could you ever pick any starter besides Rowlet knowing that Kukui is a wrestler and that there is a wrestler starter.

>>30128935
That's as stupid as thinking Sina and Dexio are the heroes from Kalos

Who the fuck comes up with these retarded theories

>>30128975
>>30128978
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>>30129022
But anons have you ever seen them in the same place?
Have you seen how both their abs look the same?
Have you seen the fact that they have the EXACT SAME TEAM?

>>30127222

Who gave you internet access, Ash?

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>>30129089
I'll give you that, but guess what

Kukui's catchphrase is "Yeah", and Masked Royal's is "Woo!".

Please take your conspiracies elsewhere