Hey /vp/ there's a Kyogre at the bottom of the lake

>>30097344
oh shit for real?!

>>30097344
Is your dad John Gamefreak by any chance? Or maybe your uncle works for Gamefreak?

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>>30097344
WHOA

>>30097344
You're a bully!

>>30097344
And you'll be at the bottom of my penis shaft in an hour.

>>30097344
Wait, you can get Kyogre in SM?

Fuck yeah, time to crush the E4 with a broken as fuck legendary again!

>>30097656
No she just tells you that because she's a master ruseman

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>>30097656

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>>30097365
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>>30097656
>being this gullible

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>tfw I fell for it and got really excited to catch Kyogre for a few seconds because he's my favorite legendary

>>30097767
based katanagatari girl

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>Tfw that seemed stupid, but you always pick the "positive" answer so as not to spoil the story

Fuck you too bitch

>>30097767
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Haha, you all got tricked!

>>30098092
The fuck is with this animation quality?

Ash looks fucking 11...
Maybe I'm OK with this.

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>>30097344
> getting called gullible by a little girl.
You little cunt, I was just being polite

>>30098184
>Ash looks fucking 11
You know, like he actually is

>>30098184
Uh, how old do you think Ash is?

>>30098227
>>30098304
Are you saying it's only been a year since he first left from Pallet Town and all the seasons in between until SM?

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>>30098468
>Are you saying it's only been a year since he first left from Pallet Town and all the seasons in between until SM?
How much time do you think has passed in Conan?

It's only been a few months. The first episode of the anime started when Ash was 10 years, 10 months, 10 days.

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>>30097567
Depends - are you a strapping young swimmer?

>>30098468
Yes
Maybe less

>>30098468
Yes.

>>30098468
It's been under a year since the third movie actually.

>>30098509
That's not true. It started on his tenth birthday. That's why he was getting a Pokemon from Oak.

>next game actually has Kyorge at the bottom of the lake as a post game catchable

I'd lose my shit if that ends up happening

>>30098509
Apparently it's been seven years in Conan and he's the age he started at now.
His girlfriend is cake, too.

Lana is too sexy.

>>30097344
Then why isn't it raining?

>>30100722
It's raining at the bottom of the lake.

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>>30097344
>Kyogre
Guys
I fear OP just memed the earthquake in Japan.

>>30098624
>That's not true. It started on his tenth birthday. That's why he was getting a Pokemon from Oak.
Nope, director said it was 10 years 10 months 10 days

>>30100852
feet

feet!